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>walk into empty mcDs
>see this guy pointing dildo thing in his hand at clerk
> says "give me all your fuckin' money bitch"
wat do
>>28033268
I give him the three dollars I have in my pockets
>>28033277
>what bout dem shoes
>>28033268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_9FRdogIMs
>>28033268
> take notice that I'm not in superior Burger King
> Turn 360 degrees and walk out.
Cover him in cum lube
>>28033595
>Burger King
>superior
>>28033616
When compared to McDs, it is easily superior.
Wendy's buttfucks McDonalds and Burger King
>>28033631
Burger King is fucking garbage
Shoot the gun out of his hand.
Printed gun?
>>28033640
>>28033631
Wendy's masterrace
>>28033631
Burgers are superior, McD's does better chips though
>>28033652
That's not Culver's
>>28033662
>chips
Britbong get out
REEEEEEEEEEE
Wait until he fires and destroys nothing but his hand
Also on a side note. Why do sperglords think 3D printing is useful for manufacturing at all? It's a tool for concepts, and not even a good one at that.
Tell him he's not doing well with his CCW because he's printing
>>28033613
>tiny bad dragon dildo
What's the point? Aren't you supposed to buy them in sizes the length of your forearm?
>>28033640
>>28033652
Are you guys really that autistic, that you argue over burgers?
4chan is really full of retards.
>>28033680
heh
>>28033668
Nigga the staple of our diet is fish and chips I know what the fuck I'm talking about
>>28033693
Welcome to the nightmare newfag.
>>28033685
I'm not ready for those, it's not like you can just jump to their massive horse cocks
>>28033640
How in the fuck is BK garbage compared to McDs? Are you American, perhaps in Texas? I've heard that BK over there is terrible, here in Europe it's so much better than McDs.
>>28033693
Fucking faggot, I bet your pro skub.
>>28033676
Mainly to prove a point, legislation that targets 3D printing also targets digital plans in general, from rail cover plans to 1885 High Wall receiver plans.
>>28033631
Whataburger is where it's at.
>>28033685
no that's just a normie misconception, like thinking bad dragon is a gag gift site.
>>28033707
Not in Texas, but yes, here, BK is garbage
>>28033268
You guys ever look at someone and wonder if you could get away with punching them in the face?
>>28033716
My ex had a wish list of all the dragon dildos she wanted, amd told me she wanted to be covered in gallons of cum lube
I miss her
>>28033725
It's really great stuff
>>28033721
It's weird. Here in Europe BK is really good for a fast food chain.
>>28033613
The cum lube syringes are retarded for me, just make a pump assembly and hide it in testicles so instead of having to stop to work it you simply press a button.
Fucking fags suck at being degenerates and it makes me hate them more.
>/k/ - Burgers and Animal Cocks
>>28033737
>why don't you make them more expensive, complicated, and harder to maintain?!
Because that would be stupid
>>28033680
underrated post
>>28033676
>Why do sperglords think 3D printing is useful for manufacturing at all? It's a tool for concepts, and not even a good one at that.
inb4 Koenigsegg
>>28033815
3D printing its going to ruin the jap figure industry
>>28033768
Bad Dragon is already stupidly overpriced, no reason why a company can't make a decent one that's competitive with BD and better functionally.
Also:
>fill reservoir with enema saline solution
>run pump until clean
>>28033676
>>28033815
And SpaceX.
>>28033707
I'm an American, while I ate a big mac last friday night, I only did it because it's been so long since I had one, that I seriously couldn't remember how they tasted. Having said that, I can't remember what they taste like now, so I'm assuming they're pretty tasteless. I don't really know where I'm going with that.
Anyway, in Europe, McD and BK are pretty much the only two ubiquitous hamburger chains. Here in the US, there's a lot of them, mostly regional, a few junior national chains, plus local offerings. Anyway, I don't know why anyone would go to BK or McD if they have any other options, which I do. In Arizona, I like In n Out because it's cheap and tasty. In seattle I used to do Dicks or Burgermaster. Burgermaster is better, Dicks is cheaper and meme-tier but still a staple of every Seattle childhood and drinking binge.
>>28033268
If I saw someone holding up a store with a def-cad printed gun, I'd assume he was a Bloomberg shill trying to create headlines, and I'd kill him if it meant I had to chew through his jugular to do it. I'd probably just shoot him, though.
>>28033815
>concept car
Also if you want to make shapes all day from composite materials, make a mold.
This shit is not cost effective for mass production.
>>28033828
I can see this on a personal scale though.
>>28033685
>implying a carbine can't be just as effective as a full length rifle
>>28033838
Custom silicone dildoes are expensive, what a surprise
>>28033725
Whyd yall break up
>>28033855
>Concept car
Research.
You should do some.
>>28033877
She drowned in dragon cum
>>28033866
They're not custom though, they're made on a large scale with maybe better QC and materials. They're mainly expensive because they're name is out there and big on the internet.
>>28033897
They do custom orders you tool.
That's half of what they do.
>>28033880
I stand corrected
>>28033693
>>28033877
Turned into a long distance relationship when I went to tech school, she couldn't handle it.
I don't really blame her, hooked up a few times when I got back
10/10
>>28033680
I lost.
>>28033904
That's just different colored (and firmness) silicone, the shapes are all standardized. That said, they do use 3d printing to make their initial molds and up/downscale them easily. Special orders already have an upcharge, they pump out a ton of premade stuff for general stock and sales like black friday. And while platinum grade silicone is pretty expensive they have big margins due to name recognition and limited (but expanding) competition.
>>28033268
stand back and observe. if he points it at you, mag dump.
>>28033685
The make good non-forearm dildos. You can get much better shapes/textures than most regular dildos
>source
>I have some
>and bought more for the black friday sale
Remind him that he is a bong and after that his body begins to disintegrate into the universe as bongs are not allowed to have funs
>>28033704
Goddamnit anon my mind just went blank and I started bucking my ass into the air instinctively....Now I have an erection and my prostate is twitching...all from looking at that pic
What has 4chan done to me... I used to be straight...
>>28035907
No one is straight after they have been on 4chan for a while. I started of normal but have slid all the way down the depravity slope when it comes to porn. /d/ has ruined me.
>>28033680
>>28035996
Now I cant stop think about how much I want some big buff guy or hell, even furry horse to hold me down by the wrists and wreck me with that. Just stuff it in soft so it can fit at first and then get harder every moment until it starts to make me scream before the first stroke, and then have them pound me mercilessly as I beg them to stop because I can't take it, while it literally crushes my prostate and forces me to cum over and over again until I am shooting blanks. Sadly, it might kill me, but if I had like Mario lives and a way to make that fantasy real, I would totally spend one life on just trying out what it felt like to get fucked to death by something like that.
God I am sick...
>>28035996
I dunno, after i got into 4chan, I was pretty instantly into guro and tentacles and mindbreak and all that stuff, but now I prefer vanilla where the girl is convincingly enjoying the sex. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>>28033595
You're going to do a little spin then walk out? You're an odd duck.
>>28036144
Don't worry, soon you will only be able to jerk it to people holding hands and blushing, then you will be back into the weird territory again.
>>28033680
>>28033680
>not using the carlos image
This could have been so much meme-ier
>>28036161
>grandma used to call me an odd duck all the time
>was an inside joke between us with her knitting duck sweaters and gifting me duck themed knicknacks
>tfw she died last year
Are you shitposting from heaven, nana?
>>28036144
listen to this guy. >>28036170
I went so far down the slope that I hit bottom and then bounced and went back towards vanilla and then away again. It is a cycle of depravity.
>>28036186
Oh poor Grandson... They don't have 4chan in heaven.
>>28033613
I want this meme to die
>>28033714
Shhhh, don't tell them. We have enough faggots moving in from out of state.
Do you want more Californians?, because that's how you get more Californians.
>>28033631
Maybe if it was 2001. Burger King started being shit after 2006
>>28033667
my nigga
>>28033714
My nigga
>>28033680
>>28033838
You know nothing about platinum-cure silicone or how difficult it is to work with.
Let's start off with that it costs about $60 a pound.
>>28033838
>no reason why a company can't make a decent one that's competitive with BD and better functionally
bad dragon has been around for years, competition would have sprung up if Bad Dragon really was as overpriced as you think it is
also someone needs to make >>28033921
but with dragon dildos
>>28033268
beat him within an inch of his life.
i recognnize that faggy reporter, he tried to get 3d printers banned in the UK because they're too scurry.
>>28036161
>he doesn't know how to turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>28036161
>>28036613
There is some competition, Zeta Paws, but they're not significantly cheaper and they have a much muuuch slower production speed.
>>28033268
>one shot, breaks reloads slower then bolt action.
>fires only .22 or 9mm
>shit accuracy.
Just beat the shit out of him desu senpai.
Most people can take 1 round without dieing.
>>28036131
>>28035996
>>28035907
I'm glad to know at least I'm not alone
>>28036727
Also Frisky Beast, Primal Hardwere and some other one-man gigs at varying prices and reliability.
>>28037312
It's still 4chan, such degeneracy is all but expected.
>>28033896
that got me
good one
>>28033714
WHO INVITED THE TEXAN?!
Get you delicious burgers and god-tier brisket outta here before this poor Montana boy has a heart attack.
>>28033662
>chips
>>28033721
BK's better than McD's in Montana, at least. The only attraction is the Clown's fries.
If I have the option, I go to Wendy's or SteaknShake
>>28037312
Just got a small Bruiser for black friday. I'm anxious to see how it works.
>Fiveguys not being king of fastfood burgers
whats it like to be plebs?
>>28036727
Cast from real live horses. Now that's kinky
>>28036780
Fuck that, I'm not getting shot 'just once' over someone elses money that is insured anyway.
>No one mentions Sonic.
As an employee I can say. The food is made fresh. With good ingredients. It's on the same tier as something you'd find at a sit down restaurant like chili's.
Also OPTIONS
Mother fucker, don't like fries? TOTS, no tots? Well all right you picky fucker, we have onion rings. Mozz sticks, deep fried cheese, and then we have deep friend cheese with peppers.
Even for a meal we got fucking everything. American classic burger, bacon burger, chicken sandwiches. WE HAVE 5 DIFFERENT CHICKEN SANDWICHES. 10 different burritos, we even sell fucking chicken wings with 12 different flavors.
A ONE STOP DIABETES SHOP.
Also drinks. Hey, want us to make a watery snow cone in a cup for your to drink? have fun with diabetes, but it's tasty af.
We can even put more pure sugar flavors in it. We got colors that don't match the fruits. Blue coconut, blue raspberry, and we have diet flavorings like peach, mint, mango. You can even put chocolate in your drink, we don't give a fuck, we'll judge you, but we'll also take your money.
Also icecream. You an america? You a human, good then you like ice cream. Fuck coldstone or fancy priss places. We make the same thing for less with more options. Literally we use the same machines as dedicated ice cream places.
And guess what, You like flavor? BSAM ! We got chocolate, hot fudge, caramel, peanut butter, w/e the fuck you want to be honest family. This one guy ordered grease in his.
even more for just 60 cents per item added in, we can put 3-4 scoops of anything in the icecream.
That means for less then 2 gallons of gas we will put 3-4 scoops of brownies, bacon, cookiedough, cake pieces, oreas, m and ms, reeses, snickers, butter finger, graham cracker, that weird caramel mint thing no one every fucking orders that I have to restock every night. jalopeno, cherries, strawberries. Where the ice cream at in your cup of candy? "I don't know, why'd you order so much candy?" - Real responses to Real customers
>>28038073
>doesn't mention the footling coney
Maximum pleb
>>28038073
Hell, if your order takes over 3 minutes we give you a token for free shit, and on the receipts there's a survey you can fill out for free shit.
So shop at sonic you winy american fucks.
The only fastfood place where you're morally obligated to tip me.
Cause we combine a sit down restaurant with fast food. This making us better then every other place.
>>28038087
oh shit nigger, you activated my trap card.
CONIES UP IN HERE.
Our buns are fucking steamed. You can't do that at home.
ELC: chili on top of cheese on top of hot dog. It's a foot long and only costs like 3 bucks.
NY dog: to lazy to travel, still want an authentic NY coney? Here take it, spicy mustard, sour kraut, and dog.
Chicago? No one orders it, but you can, pickle, something else, something else and dog.
Also we can put chiken strips in a hotdog bun and just fuck your shit up from there.
Hell, you can even make your own, my tip is to get something obscure order it everyday, give it a name, wait for the staff to start calling it that name, then have other people order it.
To anorexic to eat a foot long or a six inch?
FUck you, but we also cater to you with our 3 inch!
Also don't forget to mispronounce your order.
I always order a Blackie pack, with mozzarella dicks, and a large cock. I mean coke!
>>28038073
>>28038087
This. Chili coney is the best.
>>28033693
>burgers
Smashburger is the king, all other option are invalid.
>>28038153
You getting that shit with grilled onions.
Right?
i'm going to jizz on all your food
that's what happens when you keep describing it
it's gonna have extra white sauce
>>28038171
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlR_ccnZww
>>28035907
The ride never ends.
>>28038088
> takes over 3 minutes we give you a token for free shit
literally never tokened out.
>he only fastfood place where you're morally obligated to tip me.
I'll stick to master race DQ for my fan food, go die in a fire you gibbes me dat handout clown.
>>28034504
>>28035246
>>28037968
>Bad dragon has a black friday sale
Why wasn't I informed of this?
>>28038514
You should have been on the /k/ black friday threads, that's where I learned it
>>28033595
>> Turn 360 degrees and walk out.
>implying the second entrance is ever directly across from the first
>>28033680
I love you.
Senp-p-pai, you don't have to step it up; you're there.
>>28033268
point out that the register only has, like, fifty bucks
>>28033268
I remember the basics of CQC. Problem solved.
>>28039083
(You)
>>28038073
Sonic does not support the second amendment.
let's not forget how you fucks cut your "ice cream" with 40% water or how your hotdogs sit in boiled water for days until some one buys it. or microwave bad bread with a wet towel to make it editable again.
Sonic is shit tier. tots are okay
>>28033680
ha!
>>28033680
>>28033268
Has anyone ever bothered to shoot one of those through a chronograph and see how much the velocity suffers?
