>open a toiler cover
>think of a tank hatch
>close a washing machine
>think of a cannon breech
I can't be the only one. /k/ things?
You're the only one.
>>27958190
>Piss in a bottle
>Throw it from my car on my way to work into someones driveway
>Its a grenade
or
>Sneak into construction site
>Climb scaffolding
>Take a shit at the top
>Setting landmines behind enemy lines
>drive in traffic
>scan other car's occupants
>expect ambush
>order beers in bottle form at bars for improvised weapon
>when outside with class or friends surveil area for most effective cover/egress
ptsd life braaaa
>>27958234
>when outside with class
Recess?
>not many friends
>life is like zone life
>such is life
>life is good
>>27958190
>open a toiler cover
>think of a tank hatch
You're the only one. Now hop in, you've got a desert fox to catch.
>trigger discipline with the Windex bottle or hose attachments
>remote batteries are shotgun shells
>brooms are polearms and my approaching supervisor is charging cavalry
>digging the garden is entrenching
>pallet jack handles are M2 handles
>empty shrink wrap cores are bazookas
I get bored at work a lot.
>>27958255
>umbrellas are cleverly disguised single-shot scattergats
>hold my biggest key between my middle and ring finger in case of dindus because lol no knife carry
>create a plan to escape every closed space I enter
>pantomime throwing potatoes as grenades, planting pumpkin claymores and hold big turnips as rifles while doing the shopping
welp
>>27958190
>walking to truck
>place large truck key between my knuckles
>punching dagger
I'm about to admit sacrilege here and say I play airsoft ever since I left the marines.
Gun licenses are hard to get in the UK, so a realistic-ish airshit HK417 or L85 is pretty much all o can get my hands on.
It's difficult, friends. You spend that amount of time dedicating your every waking moment to war that when you become a civilian again it never really leaves you. Nothing can ever replace the feeling of slamming home a fresh magazine and getting ready to fuck shit up.
>field strips service weapon
Taking apart ink pen.
>>27958252
dat G.I. bill tho
