Alright /k/, I have $2000 to spend on anything weapons/ survival. You have 1 thread to convince me what to buy.
GO!
>>27949728
>anime
buy a tomahawk and ask your friendly neighbourhood indian to scalp you
>>27949728
Buy a shovel, spend the rest of the money on canned non-perishables. Bury the food in the backyard (with the shovel).
Survival assured.
A gym membership
A personality.
>>27949728
a cheap 9mm, a box of hollowpoints and hopefully you can kill yourself in one shot
Get a good, large knife, I like the M9 bayonet personally. Get a good EDC knife. Get a rifle in a caliber you like, get a pistol in a caliber you like. Get something like an e-tool, a large machete and/or tomahawk, get a good bag, good clothes suited for wherever you live. Get a smaller bag for medical gear. Spend everything else on gun tacti-cooling and vodka
>>27949728
a brain so you can think for yourself
A lot of dragon dildoes
A Tank and some porn
>>27950636
Faggot
>>27950647
>>27950666
nice pew pews satan
>>27950395
make sure to get a nice dragon pussy to go with it
>>27949728
thermals
