So /k/,
You're at your favorite LGS, just browsing through their shelves of Slavshit and fudd guns, and you knock over a particularly old and rusty ammo can.
Upon picking up said ammo can, the gun genie appears and tell you that he will grant you any one gun you desire, along with whatever accessories you choose and a lifetime supply of ammo.
What do you choose?
Pic very related to my boner.
>>27925187
NAA Derringer in .22 short. I want a Surefire light to tape onto it.
mauser schnellfeuer in 9mm.
STG-44.
>>27925187
This of course, noob tube irl
M6D for killing SPARTANs and Covenant
>>27925187
Damn, the dragunov is tiny.
>>27925187
The first belt fed that pops into my head at. Can't decide between MG42, the pig or 240
>>27925239
48.2 inches of pure sex
>>27925187
An M2 Browning and an M1 Abrams as the accessory.
>>27925187
I want a hipoint with a wish granting genie attachment
>>27925187
>lifetime supply of ammo
anything in a common caliber, im going to sell shit tons of ammo for cheap ($100 per 1000 rounds) and forever keep ammo prices down through competition while making cash as well
>>27925187
GAU-8 with an A-10 as an attachment.
>>27925187
full auto HK53
shot one the other day and my god i had a raging boner the entire time
Rheinmetall MG 3 or MG 42, a mount for modern optics, a sling, carrying cases for ammunition, and I would like my ammunition linked appropriately thanks.
>>27925435
Oh yeah and a bunch of barrel replacements.
A brand-new M249.
>>27925187
Hispano-Suiza.
Checkmate, atheists.
>>27925239
it's very efficient.
![sr_3m_vikhr_compact_4_by_garr1971-d37lkks[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pUSCmJH.jpg "sr_3m_vikhr_compact_4_by_garr1971-d37lkks[1].jpg")
SR-3M Vikhr with the stock suppressor and foregrip, and I guess one of those fancy-schmancy electronic sights.
>>27925187
Beretta 93R, drum mag, and stock.
Cause why the Fuck not.
>>27925555
The one-piece(?) wooden grip on the pistol in that book looks amazing. Looks like walnut, or a dark cocobolo.
>>27925187
I have been wishing for one of these for a while...
>>27925343
This, this right here is smart.
I was just going to get the spec ops carbine from bf2142 and look at it, can't remember the name. Play with the mag. Probably not even shoot it that much. I just like the push mag. Like a magnetic cabinet lock or something
Lambert Carbine. Looked it up.
>>27925225
And the m4 is just an accessory right?
Barrett .50 in that bronze color. And a super amazing scope and rings/ rail.
>>27925340
What the fuck am i looking at
>>27925187
tough choice between an m60 and a FAL
>>27925343
This is the correct answer. With an unlimited supply of ammo, you could just start a business with ZERO production costs and make bank.
Then you could buy whatever gun your little heart desired.
>>27925586
What the fuck is going on with those bullets?
>>27925586
Oh lord, dat ammo
>>27925187
m240b with mgo + rmr, tripod, pintle, t and e, a bag etc lots.of spare parts and like 300 spare barrels so I can fire it as much as I want for the rest of my life and my grandkids can too. I guess a suppressor would be cool too.
Its about as much firepower as you can get and still be man portable, and I miss my baby.
If were playing by the rule that the gine only replaces ammo you shoot...
Springfield armory M1A1
>>27925187
Red 9 cherry condition. I will become the rocketeer
>>27925187
Barret m107 in .17 HM2
>>27925753
Fuck off frog poster.
>>27925187
GAU-8 Avenger, obviously.
>>27925187
Well I already have a SCAR 17s, but I'd still pick it for the lifetime supply of ammo and accessories, plus I could sell infinite .308 ammo cheap and make bank all while keeping costs down.
>>27925233
hngggg this
>>27925239
hes a big guy
>>27926013
For you
Dis.
With a silo filled to the brim with nothing but crates of
HE 40mm. Coyote season, here I come.
>>27925586
Oh god, why would they spoil the barrel with such shitty bullets, it's not like 14,5 is not made anymore.
>>27925187
>and a lifetime supply of ammo.
can I sell the ammo?
>>27925187
PSG-1
>>27925187
Obrez
>>27926706
>that stock...or shall I say lack there of
enjoy your broken ass wrist.
As for myself I would like a PSG-1
Walther MPL
>>27926706
airsoft watermark
A PKM with like 500 spare barrels
>>27925187
A Luger Mauser
Because fuck you
>>27925748
People who have a fetish called breast expansion
>>27925187
An airgun that can fire random registered autosears
A blacked out, gold filigree etched, S&W Governor with a six inch barrel and sandalwood cowboy grips with my family crest on the handle and THE GOVERNATOR in block letters under the cylinder. And I'd suck his cock for a case of Lehigh Max Expansion defense rounds.
PKP with fancy slav magic sight
![an-94[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t9jNt7Y.jpg "an-94[1].jpg")
>>27925187
>What do you choose?
AN-94, because the 2 shot burst with 545x39 is a more interesting mechanic than anything full auto.
I don't even care if I have full auto, I just want that 2rd burst.
TRG-42 in .338
Optics and bipod with it, of course
Bren gun. kitten included.
>>27927313
Are you some sort of masochist?
>>27925541
This. Quality taste anon
>>27925187
Either an FG42 or a BAR. Maybe an M2HB instead.
>Sell 30-06 ammo for eternal profit
>Get good upper body exercise anytime I go innawoods
G11
>>27925667
I would only use it once I ran out of grenades. And thanks to magic genie man, that will never happen
>>27925187
Didn't we have this thread a few days ago?
GAU-8 w/ Warthog as attached accessory.
>>27925187
How often does the Marines or Army practice with other nations' weaponry like in OP pic?
>>27932676
whats you point faggot
If a 105mm howitzer counts as a "gun"...
M119A2 and an endless supply of primed brass, full range of rounds, and the newer bag charges. That is heaven right there.
>>27932761
>not the triple 7
Garbage.
>>27932773
Yeah, I haven't been on the trip 7. Just the M119A2/A3 and the Paladin. I'd love my own Paladin, but those things are a maintenance nightmare and frankly the M119A2 would be much easier to own.
>>27925187
HK G3A4 and ALL THE ATTACHMENTS.
Really, just swap em out for the day depending on what I want. Then maybe sell some ammo here and there for some profit.
>>27925187
>AK action
>shotgun
>moddable as fuck
please gun genie
>>27925187
Gau8
Attachment being the rest of the A10 plane for it.
Remove Jewish Communist
>>27925187
Mg42 please.
>>27925187
>>27925541
do you play crossfire?
