>all ready to go to dinner anon?
>you're going to open carry?
>>27845022
>Someone who open carries
>Next to a women
>>27845022
>not OC Ed Brown 1911 to fancy din din
fuck off whore
My friend open carried a Single Action Army in .22 to dinner at this ramen joint. He just got made fun of by my other friend.
>>27845049
Enjoy having your gun rust away in an evidence locker for months covered in dindu blood.
>dating women
>>27845071
>dying because you didnt think your life was worth losing an expensive firearm
>>27845071
If an expensive gun is getting taken away by the police, it's still going to be a happy event, because I got to kill a nigger.
Would you serve 5 dollar a bottle wine at a wedding?
Shall not be infringed, sweetheart. Hop in.
Taylor get out of my house, I'm eating in tonight. And I always carry around the house.
>>27845022
Who the fuck are you? I ordered Chinese.
>>27845022
Well if it seems that unappealing to you ill just leave it at home. I mean theres no reason why neither of us not to mention little bruce getting in any trouble at the opera right?
>>27845091
Eloquently put.
>are you going to OC?
does the Queen wear underwear with dick holes in 'em?
>>27845091
>Would you serve 5 dollar a bottle wine at a wedding?
As is most people can tell the difference anyway.
But no, weddings are for champagne and beer. Whiskey if you regret not yelling,"I object".
>>27845022
>this thread again
>>27845022
Fine all do whatever you want Taylor, just let me get some of that ass
>>27845148
what the holy fuck is that.
>>27845155
that girl has "fuck me" eyes, but her sharpie eyebrows are borderline deal-breakers
nothing a black tuque can't fix
>>27845022
Why OC? Why not James Bond it and conceal your firearm like a gentleman?
>>27845197
It's a featured drill in Magpul's "Art of the Dynamic Handgun". Only for real operators.
>>27845205
>sharpie
they're all natural
>>27845155
>does the Queen wear underwear with dick holes in 'em?
Goddammit,my sides
>>27845251
>that selector lever
>>27845251
Yeah man I'm aware, it's just that they're so fucking DARK. You can see those things after 10pm from across the street
>>27845251
>dat td
>>27845197
>>27845247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDtbk8sZXbg
>>27845251
I'd like to point out that she identifies as bisexual, so she's probably down for 3 ways. In other words, she's damn near perfect
>>27845591
>female
>identifies as bisexual
never heard that one before
>>27845591
mm so perfect
>>27845103
underrated post
>>27845591
Why don't we talk about an actually perfect woman?
>>27845022
Do you trust the niggers at McDonald's?
>>27847517
OK, post her.
>>27845022
I just carry in an IWB/OWB holster, under my coat or jacket. Detective-style. That way it's covered but still exposed and readily available.
>>27847534
what Taylor is this gun holding?
>>27847534
You're a funny guy
>>27847561
Looks like the debut/fearless era Taylor
>>27845022
>22
nice
Day/k/are strikes again.
>>27845168
>whiskey if you regret not yelling, "I object!"
This one hits close to home.
Mike, if you're out there, we all miss you.
>>27845591
>Perfect
>Looks like she smells of piss
Different strokes I guess.
>>27847683
>not having a skank side bitch
seriously senpai
>>27845103
They have destroyed the gun controls! Repair the gun controls!
>>27845091
I never thought of it this way
>>27845089
There's a difference between spending maybe $900 on something like a USP and spending $2500 on loud jewellery.
>>27845591
I'm down for a 3 way too... can you call me perfect too?
:o
>>27847517
There is nothing even remotely perfect about her
>>27847517
>>27847534
>>27847561
>>27847562
>>27847624
Taylor strikes me as very tall, very skinny/lanky and having no figure. She's got a pretty face though.
7/10 - Would give a reason for her to write another breakup song with.
>>27847624
I like that mid to late 90's haircut.
>>27848569
how about now?
>>27845022
I don't care what anyone says, I like this meme.
>>27845022
>yes I am. I'm also going to hand out pamphlets
Why is a Harvey Weinstein product on /k/?
Are Harvey Weinstein products considered a weapon?
>>27848580
>Taylor strikes me as very tall, very skinny/lanky and having no figure. She's got a pretty face though.
Yes, this has been said millions of times. There's no debate anymore. You either love Taylor or you dislike Taylor.
>>27845155
she in Blops 3?
I hope there is a hardcore sex scene with Marshawn Lynch.
>>27845103
Heil!
>>27850257
nah, just a few seconds in one of the trailers
>>27847627
Frig off Randy, this isn't a cheeseburger hut
>>27850218
one could like her clean cut looks, but disapprove of her pillow princess ways
>>27847327
lol'd
>>27847517
>>27847751
Nein!
Jawohl!
>tfw you will never hold hands with taylor swift
shes my dreamgirl
i guess not all dreams come true
;-;
>>27850501
>Taylor Swift
There's pretty solid circumstantial evidence that she browses /b/, and probably /mu/. You've got to remember that behind the soulless persona she's a real person.
Just interesting to think about.
>Pic related is my dreamgirl
>>27845103
10/10
>>27847653
Hahaha holy shit. I was involved in a wedding where all the groomsmen were so drunk the preacher man stopped and asked us all to leave while the completed the ceremony
>>27845285
>safe
>full auto
>semi auto
>run away slam fire
>>27845022
Hmmm? Oh silly me! Let me cover that up with my shirt, make sure my permit is in my wallet...and there we are! You ready to go, baby?
No of course not Taylor sweetie, I conceal carry.
Pic unrelated: fresh OC tho
>>27851222
what's with your retard editing?
>>27851269
I did it in a rush on my phone but I failed. Feel free to check out his page if you like.
>>27845075
this. it's 2015, people.
>>27845091
Unfortunately my trashy family served box wine during their last wedding.
>>27852934
It's called goon
>>27852934
There's only two reasons to go to a wedding, to celebrate a union of souls in holy matrimony and get as wasted as possible off free booze.
>>27850958
>solid circumstantial evidence
lol no. And before you post any of those images, I'll just tell you they're bullshit now to save you the trouble.
>>27845143
What the fuck are you trying to say? That isn't an English sentence.
>>27852934
>implying you could tell the difference
>implying you're a faggot wine snob
Who the fuck is the retarded cunt you idiots keep posting anyway?
>>27845143
Learn2conjugate
Learn2grammar
>>27845205
You know she's a babe when the only things you have to criticize are her fuckin eyebrows. Also virgin detected
>>27845068
>single action army
>open carry
>ramen "joint"
Might as well just whip out a katana
>>27850958
>not 956
i-its like you dont want to be undefeatable around the nürburgring
>tfw taytay still not my gf
>>27845075
This
>>27855742
>basketball american breaks into house
>sees something too small to be a human male under covers on bed
>smiles
>removes pants
>pulls back covers
>it's a mountain lion
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>>27847517
when I see her my blood boils. I would demand her to bend over so i fuck her and punch the back of her head. then smash her head with a claw hammer so she is retarded. when i take her home i can put her in my cellar and nobody will ever find her again. serves her right for being a cocktease.
>>27850501
>being this mad
>>27845143
I think you're reaching a little for that batman joke. At the very least it needs to be worded better...
>>27848580
Her face is awful. Can you say fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>27847517
>perfect woman
No such thing, man.
>>27847517
I thought you said we will talk about the perfect
>>27855993
Woman
>>27855993
>>27856004
Cant get any more perfect then this, btw latino bro
>>27855993
>>27856004
Photoshopped.
>>27856060
Nope
jailyne ochoa
>>27856101
>>27856053
>>27856004
>>27855993
>frumpy butt
>ayy lmao face
She's ET with tits
>>27856153
And?
>>27856101
literally nigger tier
>>27855993
>>27856004
>>27856053
>>27856101
>perfect
>not white
Pick one
>>27856396
she's jewish though
>>27856101
>>27856053
>>27856004
>>27855993
>>27857110
>jewish
>>27855742
I would finger that pussy. Too bad you can fit your dick in there...
>not choosing Carrie Underwood
she does country music,is a christian,had humble beginnings and is amazing looking
/thread
>>27857467
>Crybaby new pop/country
>implying a socially repressed half-Christian is appealing
>>27857824
she still is wife material
>>27857840
I'd marry her just to look at her
>>27857467
>pickaxe chin
>>27857467
>is a christian
>Not getting laid 'til marriage
>having to say grace before each meal
this is appealing to you?
>>27858141
yes,why would it not be,you dirty heathen.
>>27855993
>>27856004
>>27856053
>>27856101
She's even /k/ material guys
http://youtu.be/pqUgMH3SIUQ
I would eat her pussy and ass from behind.
>>27858650
>not choosing a ginger or blonde
what happened to /k/'s standards?
>>27858744
I'm the latino bro who uploaded her pics, I like phat ass white girls too /k/omrade.
>>27858650
stop posting. now
>>27858744
heis most likely a mexican or a nigger.
>>27858817
Make me.
And no Peruvian hood nigger been here since 07 well at least in /b/
I now have a choking fetish
>>27858798
>posting pics of this shoped taco temptress
why tho
>>27850257
Question: why the fuck does he have shotgun shells duct-taped to his shoulder padding? Those aren't exactly going to be easy to load when he needs them...
>>27845148
Your gif made me giggle.
>>27859292
>Shells get glued to the inside if the barrel and the gun gets duct tape residue all up in there.
>>27859265
It's not shopped, check her videos
You say it like you wouldn't have this taco goddes sweaty ass sitting down on your face.
