Ok, so christmas is a month away and NOBODY is doing the se/k/ret santa?
I will volunteer to host this years se/k/ret santa. Since I have not seen any other threads yet nor has anybody said anything about it I will do it. I have a spread sheet set up, I have the time and the ability to do this. If somebody else was planning it ahead of me go right ahead I don't mind but I will as anybody knows me spread some holiday fucking cheer to /k/ommandos because for the past what, 4 years? I've gotten gifts and given gifts that I love and other /k/ommandos love.
So shoot an email to [email protected]
Include a name, address and wishlist/whatever you want.
I will be pairing people by random. If you get burned I have a way to potentially resolve this. I cannot send personalized letters like we got last year or do something cute like that. I'll TRY to do the best job I can for you all.
I'll bump this with random images of guns as I have nothing else to catch your attention and I wish for this to be successful.
Here you can see K43 talking in its native tongue
>>27836085
Lewd bits of SVT
What's stopping people from signing up, receiving a gift, and not sending anything?
>>27836092
Garand and K43 like each other but they wont make it facebook official yet.
>>27836094
Somebody reports it and then I'll do my best to fix that problem. Most people are not bastards who do that though. This isn't about getting free shit its about spreading joy. I mean I could just buy whatever the fuck I want instead of asking somebody else to send it to me. Its about holiday cheer not holiday greed.
>>27836137
>>27836147
>>27836113
I really hope someone sends me a fuck ton of drugs.
>>27836050
I was in the se/k/ret santa exchange last year, I remember seeing your trip before.
You're not that dickhead troll who pretended to give away the .22 are you?
It has come to my attention I cannot bump my own thread
>>27836163
Me too anon. Me too.
Participating anon here.
Will send gifts to reciprocate.
Is sending someone a gun to a funshop near them and a letter to their home telling them where to pick it up...uh, legal?
>>27836165
No. 1 of my packages got lost in the sauce and is still in germany on a shelf somewhere.
>>27836183
I could arrange this to work out if you really want it or I can use that as a raffle for a lucky anon. More incentive to SEND and be confirmed a sender.
>>27836156
U wot m8
>>27836209
God knows. I'm just bumping to garner interest. Which nobody has sent any emails yet.
I am definitely participating this year in secret santa. Hopefully I do not get burned ;D
>>27836050
Email sent.
niggah its been less than an hour
not even black friday yet so most people aren't even in holiday mode unless you are in retail in which case your company is prepping for peak
>>27836050
How exactly does this work? Sorry this is the first Chistmas I'll have been around for in a bit.
Also what would you rather get? A bunch of trauma medical supplies- think quick clot, tourniquets, dressings, maybe some forceps, or needles for an IV, an old- but unused- aid bag- in ACU pattern- or some unworn multi cam uniforms?
Oh, I also might have an old PJ skedco, perfect for hunting.
>>27836240
Sent. Please dont send me 50 unpaid for pizzas...
>>27836263
Well if they get the matchmaking done early for the secret santa that gives people time to know what they need to get and plan for Black Friday.
>>27836251
It happens. Many moons ago I was burned. Only once though.
>>27836263
Nigga, its a month away and I should have set this up last month but I held off thinking somebody else would. Nobody else stepped up so I am. 2 confirmed! I might end up just sending personalized shitty letters out this year.
>>27836290
Space gun!
>>27836316
do we have to fullfill a request or can we just send random shit worth $x?
Bumping for interest and profit.
>>27836324
You can send boof a dildo for all I care.
Pic related would be an adequate gift.
>>27836050
Email inbound
Sounds neat, I'll have 42 gallons of cosmoline pls
>>27836348
3 so far. Better than I expected already. (not including me)
>>27836349
Send email to be part of it. You might just get your wish.
>>27836354
when does the shit get sent off? I dont wanna be to early.
>>27836369
seeing as its december 25th I will match everybody december 14th and send the info the 15th. From there its your choice. You got 10 days which should be fine. If people tell me its not fine or some better formula then I can change to that.
>>27836385
Also, RIP sweetsoulbro. His turn was stressful from what i understand. I hope it doesnt become stressful for me too.
>Include a name, address and wishlist/whatever you want.
>I will be pairing people by random
Jesus dude, take a page from the play book and ask for $ amounts and pair off of that.
Email sent op. Hope everything runs smoothly for ya m8.
>>27836429
Most people are giving me instructions/whatever special to their wishlists. I am pairing up brackets currently. So far 2 people have mentioned this.
For future copypasta threads I will update instructions according.
I can send jars of /k/ommando pepper jelly!
>>27836441
I got homemade "beef" jerky one year from this. I am assuming it was beef...
>>27836440
Well, at least you're not actually doing this randomly. Have you reached out for last years list? Start with confirmed senders and go from there sort of thing.
Had a great time last year and want to do it again.
>>27836473
I don't know who to ask for a recent list.
So far only 4 people have sent emails.
>>27836453
probably dr8co jerky.
I'll be honest... it still hasn't hit me that christmas is next month.. I think I'm going to hold off signing up till christmas actually hits me upside the head with a year old bottle of nogg.
>>27836453
Might've been venison. Two years ago Draco got a deer and turned a few pounds of it into jerky and set that out.
>>27836050
Huh, Creep was thinking of doing it, but if the ball is already rolling you should message him real quick.
>>27836487
different anon, but clarifying, he means creepfinder of the crimson caravan.
>>27836337
How the fuck did I miss hearing about that? I know I was busy with work but that's the kinda shit that I usually hear about even if I'm half asleep here...
>>27836506
>>27836494
Yes, creep is my senpai. If anybody went to the recent PA fest I was once of two with a real camera. In fact I even asked him about se/k/ret santa when I met him there too. I'll send him an email about it. Mind you I only have 4 emails so far so... I am going to sleep now. I hope this is up tomorrow and I have a full inbox. If I don't then more shilling.
Did you guys set a price limit? Shame there's no wishlist site like Amazon for gun parts. /co/ hosts a killer list every year with minimal sign up cost.
Why the hell would anyone sign up for this stupid shit?
Se/k/ret santa only delivers toys to destructive boys and girls.
>>27836662
It's dox phishing desu senpai baka
>>27836680
Or maybe we dox OP if he fucks up and somehow steals our shit like the Grinch did.
>>27836662
Why the hell would anyone take the time to complain about what other people are doing?
Anons have holiday spirit.
How many people are participating?
what's the min/max on gifts?
i don't wanna send someone a knife and get a usp i'd feel bad
Dropped you an email.
>>27837635
Put what you are willing to spend in the email response and they pair you up with someone similar.
Ex. If you are willing to spend $20 to get something for someone they pair you with a similar anon who wants to spend $20.
>>27836050
Just had a thread about this a few days ago and I already agreed to set it up since I helped The Metalurgist do it last Christmas. He probably won't be doing it again this time since last we spoke he was working 12 hours a day, but I've got this one. Already getting together some stuff for all the participants and working on a format to pair up people based on gift category prices etc. But it's not even Thanksgiving so I haven't had time to complete everything just yet.
>>27837635
I'll be setting up categories by price and whatnot so people are paired up equally.
>>27837618
>How many people are participating?
Not sure yet as I haven't had the time to start a proper thread. I made about 65 Christmas cards last year for all the se/k/ret santa participants.
Fair warning, friends. A couple years ago, sweetsoulbro used the se/k/ret santa to DOX and steal credit card info for several anons. Be safe...
>Last year's haul.
Best Santa evar.
>>27837675
Emailed
>pic unrelated
if creep wants to do it then I'll give him all the information given to me. Its just late in the game. I know he is a better organizer than I am.
>>27837668
Things that never happened.
Are any non-Americans participating?
What are the rules on sending surplus military items/fun attachments overseas? VAT or duties?
I don't want to do anything illegal or get a recipient in trouble.
>>27839885
bong, yeah.
I don't think there are any rules, as long as it's not against the recipient nation's laws.
Does literally no one give a shit about Than/k/sgiving
:/
>>27836050
I'd love to participate, but I'm afraid some boof tier shenanigans might happen and I don't want my parents to open up my mail and find an Onahole complete with USB Warmer
>>27840118
Can we informed some rules so this doesn't happen.
>>27837666
awesome! ill send you my info through the nuggetfest forum
>>27840118
>living with parents
>living with parents that open mail
Ev cheya?
>>27840139
Just have a 'No shenanigans' option, obviously people aren't going to be shipping boxes they dusted with fuel tablet powder to try to trip explosive alarms at the post office but something like no dragon dildo wrapping paper might be smart.
>>27840118
>>27840139
Don't be panzies. That's the best possible outcome.
OP, email sent. Just give me fair warning if nobody else signs up.
>Rules
NFA items?
>>27836385
i think having pairs a little earlier would be better, thats probably the busiest days of the year fro ups and usps.
maybe just a week ealier.
maybe a minimum dollar amount too so everyones on the same page.
what if someone wants to participate but cannot afford a sweet gift and would most likely send a pmag and a shirt or something but doesn't want to receive something much better?
can there be a poorfag bracket?
>>27838695
Thanks Johnson. We still have two months until Christmas.
>>27840001
I do /k/ommrade.
>>27840118
>>27840139
>>27840176
Not a problem, I will make a "shenanigans/ no shenanigans" two different categories for people to select.
>>27840221
You'd have to send them through an FFL near your recipient and work out payment for the transfer paperwork.
>>27836581
I'll set up the categories tonight for prices, shenanigans/no shenanigans, etc.
>>27840224
I'll see how quickly I can get everyone paired up and matched so they have time to mail out their packages.
>>27840502
There will be a bracket for you guys, no worries.
>>27840176
I don't have a choice mang. Being a student sucks
>>27840962
I loved getting this last year. You're my hero.
Also, the facemask I bought from you kept me warm during the polar vortex last year. Much appreciated, particularly during the several fires we fought in -40 weather.
>>27841121
>>27836050
Emailed!
>>27836050
Sent. I'm fine with anything on the list, but I assume I'll end up with a dragon dildo so that's fine too.
>>27840962
Are there 2 se/k/ret santas going on then or is this a combined effort with OP?
this could be the best or worst idea ever
>>27841228
Best case you get a new gun from a fellow /k/ommando.
Worst case you get a new dragon dildo from a fellow /k/ommando.
So you really don't have anything to lose.
>>27841196
Combined effort, Johnson offered to turn it over to me but I just emailed him and he agreed to help me out.
>>27841228
Well this is the third year in a row /k/ is having a se/k/ret santa, so yes. I'm already putting things together to ensure everyone gets something from TCC for participating.
>>27841407
Wait who do we email then?
>>27841407
Good to know.
Also this:
>>27841453
Sent an email to the OP addy. I'll send whatever, and you're getting bonus lewd things too.
>>27841555
Like what?
so will there be an option for no shenanigans, shenanigans, and lewd shenanigans M/F?
>>27841752
I think binary yes or no is good enough to keep it a surprise, anything else could go to special request.
Who ever I get will get a pleasant surprise!
>>27842312
Inb4 semen stains on box and dildos
How many people signed up so far OP?
>poorest of the poorfags but want to spread Christmas cheer and receive a pack of jerky
Are home made things allowed such as a tiny carved statue or wooden bowl and shit?
>>27842920
Hand carved wood hand guards or grips? id put those on my 1911 and proudly use them.
>>27842960
That'd be easy enough, I imagine. I don't have a 1911 though so it'd probably end up shit because I have no idea if it'd fit or not.
I'd feel like utter shit to give someone non-functional grips.
>>27843001
there are plenty of free plans and templates in the internet, m8. Even if not there'd be plenty of people willing to screw off their handguards and trace over it for you.
>>27841453
[email protected]
Johnson will be the point of contact at the email above and I'll be working with him like how I helped The Mettalurgist last year.
>>27836251
>Hopefully I do not get burned ;D
At the very least I'll be sending out everyone another /k/ristmas Card with some goodies like last year.
>>27836267
>How exactly does this work?
Email the address in the OP message above, get paired up with someone of the same monetary category, mail out your gift to the person you were matched with, get a gift from the person matched to you.
>>27836483
I'll look and see if I still have last year's Se/k/ret Santa list.
>>27836487
>>27836494
Johnson took it upon himself to get started before me, which is good as I'm rather busy moving to a new storage building so I'll be helping him out this time like how I helped out The Metallurgist last year.
>>27841121
>>27841131
Really glad you enjoyed your card, I had a lot of fun making those for you guys.
>>27841996
>>27841752
I think it will be kept to a simple "yes or no." All of which should be "within reason."
>>27843039
i still have mine, its in storage, but i truly cherish it.
[spoiler]One in a million indeed ;)[/spoiler]
>>27843026
ah why not. worst thing that happens is that I get paired with someone without a 1911, but hopefully OP can prevent that.
>>27843078
fuck
>>27836209
What the fuck. Why doesn't she just wear a shirt at that point?
For any of you faglord ATF agents or state police from ban states
Don't fucking asking for hi-cap mags where it would be illegal for someone to send you them. It's the fucking holidays, so don't ruin someone's Christmas because you are a giant nigger faggot angling for a promotion via reverse engineered cases against people who would otherwise have done nothing wrong.
Beware suspicious gift requests anons
Someone`s gonna get my spare 80% lower receiver.
What should I ask for?
>>27844024
>implying anything can be done to someone shipping from a free state
I'd genuinely like to see the ATF try to charge them.
is OP sleeping or something? I the shit hasn't come back yet.
regardless I might just get a package and send like 10 poorfag anons some carved 1911 grips for Christmas, if anyone's interested, no need to send anything back.
>>27844485
I sent some messages and shit hasn't come back yet*
>>27844485
Can you carve grips for a Beretta M9A1?
I'd love to participate in this I just have to figure out what would be a neat gift to send out..
>>27844519
as I said before, as a poorfag I don't own any handguns, so I'm relying on internet schematics, but I don't see why not.
[email protected] for more.
I'm not the best woodworker in the world, I just want to clear that out. I've made axe handles, wedges, and chopsticks and that that's about it.
>>27844584
Simple stuff is usually best. A leather belt, a /k/ patch, something homemade, etc, etc.
>>27844609
>simple stuff is usually best
Box full of dragon dildos.
This is being shipped to my workplace, so I hope it's dripping with jizm.
I also fear that >>27842312 will mail me a bomb.
>>27844804
This is /k/ it'll probably just be a glitter bomb.
>>27844804
>>27845142
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/252449/rob-bank-vibrator-bomb/
Holy shit so many emails! I can't wait to spread the holiday cheer I was fantasizing it during class all day.
>not sure how to prepare this so I clean the bones
>takes like an hour of fucking scraping holy shit
>season it with bread crumbs, garlic paste, oregano, salt, olive oil
>stick it on grill thinking it'll be a good idea
>LOLNOPE
>catches fire
>blowing it out in the middle of the kitchen like a birthday cake
>back on the grill
>more fire
>blow it out again and oven it
>let sit for 5 minutes, cut it up and serve
>done to literal perfection but the bones were charred off
I AM COOK LAMB. Instead of grilled lambchops it was advertised as "super charged lamb toast"™
>>27845806
Something that has come to my attention is people sending an email saying "I AM IN!" "INVOLVE ME HERE IS WISHLIST". ... I am not granting your wishes I am enabling them to come true. Please provide the required information and then send me that. I can't read your mind nor will I go out of my way to find your information for you.
If you are are NOT American I have made note and you will be paired according. Fear not. This is for all.
>>27845806
Sriracha Meatballs
1 lbs ground beef
1 egg
1/2 cup breadcrumbs (comes in a can or tin)
1 cup shredded cheese (mild cheddar works well but any kind of shredded cheese can really)
1-6 tablespoons of Sriracha
Mix all that shit together in a bowl, cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 1 hour. Break 'em out and form meatballs. Cook in frying pan or bake in oven (25 minues at 400 degree F).
Make a sandwich, put it on pasta, serve as appetizers or whatever. Eat that shit up!
I'm serving these at Thanksgiving as appetizers.
>>27845957
Culinary school mang. We did a lot tonight with lamb. A fucking ton. Here, lamb meatballs.
>>27845970
>culinary school
I really hope you know that an apprenticeship is free...
Also this isn't you're blog.
>>27847245
I wasn't blogging I was just bumping the thread
>tfw have a bunch of shit that I don't use to possibly gift
>tfw feel like a dick giving someone my 'trash'
Maybe if I put it in a pretty crate?
>>27847245
Come on, it might not be weapons related but this is a comfy-ass se/k/ret santa thread, relax a bit.
>>27848530
Man, one man's trash is another man's treasure. As long as it's not actually trash no one would care, I imagine.
>>27848530
Don't worry about it. Whoever I get is going to end up with some second-hand comic books along with their gift.
>>27847245
An apprenticeship won't help shit.
>>27845894
Resent
I don';t have much used stuff to give, so my gift will be new
Unless someone wants a UTG Quad Rail
Would also probably be worthwhile to post this
http://www.usacarry.com/can-legally-ship-ammunition/
I was debating mailing some .22lr to my Anon, but you know if he's not a free state....
>>27849404
I really just have to figure out an acceptable copy pasta.
Hell if you could come up with one I'd appreciate it. Or any anon.
>>27841248
>Worst case you get a new dragon dildo from a fellow /k/ommando.
Can I exchange that for a horse fleshlight?
A secret santa? I am interest.
>>27849420
>>27849404
>verify the person lives in a free state, you will not get burned but the recipient could get in trouble
>put ammo in box secured in their own boxes
>slap or tape ORM-D sticker to package that is UNDER 60 lb see pic
>find a UPS Customer Service Center (they are different from UPS stores) or make a UPS Scheduled Pickup Account
>they will guide you through the rest
There will not be a hazmat fee from the website:
>Will I Pay An Additional Fee For Shipping Cartridges, Small Arms?
>When shipping ORM-Ds or Limited Quantities of hazardous materials by UPS Ground within the 48 contiguous states, UPS Ground Intra-Oahu or Intra-Alaska, only the standard shipping charges apply. There are no "accessorial" or additional charges.
The same rules apply to Fed-Ex but they may have different policies regarding where to drop it off or pick up.
I want to participate, but have no ideas for gifts. Any suggestions?
>>27849907
Ammo, flashlights, lazers, magpul shit, medical shit (cats, quick clot, ointments) cleaning supplies, surplus (slavshit or otherwise). I'm sure you get the gist.
>>27849966
>Ammo
And how do you know what caliber to get them? I don't want my gift to be a crapshoot.
>has nugget
>receives fuckhueg box of .223
>>27850120
>not passive aggressively suggesting they get an AR like a mother who keeps pushing ugly family friends
Joking aside people emai things they want as a wishlist and the price bracket.
Next thread should really have an explicit format in the header.
Bumping with sexy improvised armour.
>>27849907
>dragon dildos
>wolf fleshlights
>lube
>>27836156
>>27852190
Somebody actually has that? Holy shit. From now on Creeper-senpai is going to make the threads.
>>27852207
nah i'm just saying that it's a dumb idea to do that to an AK because you're basically building a whole new gun at that point
>>27852241
I meant has the image.
>>27852304
it was posted earlier in the thread
>>27852328
You just edited the image? There were a few versions of it in its thread so I thought somebody else was there. Oh well.
>>27852349
yeah m8 it's the post i quoted with the image i responded with
So, what, do I just send the email and wait? When do we send the stuff out?
>>27836267
holy balls anon i could use the multicam uniforms, just got to IBOLC and I am broke as fuck and only have 2 pairs of scuzzy lookin UCPs and wont get paid for another 2 and a half weeks. Also just had to buy $200 worth of the new PT uniform, which I think is trash btw.
Also, sent an email pls no dildos
E-mail sent. Can't wait to send/receive stuff.
Update on how many people we've got so far?
>>27855854
no clue...
>>27856050
28.
>>27836050
Nope. I was burned bad last year. I sent out 6 grand worth of equipment, and received probably less than $100 all together.
One package I received was full of used underwear with shit stains.
Absolutely not. Never again will I participate in a /k/ secret santa.
>>27856926
Maybe you shouldn't have sent out 6 grand?
Secret Santa type shit is usually less than $100
>>27856926
This is some really REALLY low quality shitposting anon. Why did you even try?
Please provide the requested information and try again!
>>27856939
Oh, piss off. You didn't even host it last year. I pushed quality packages and I received literal garbage while people who were pushing shitty secret santas received decent shit.
When I mentioned this, /k/ went in an uproar defending their shit, including the guy who sent me the used undergarmets, claiming they were 'wool' and /k/ related.
No seriously. Fuck you and fuck your Secret Santa. I hope you guys have a blast this year trading garbage while a few decent anons push some decent shit out there.
I received a scrated O2 scope last year
>>27856926
shit, man. I feel bad for you.
that being said, it's secret santa, you're supposed to spend like $20 or less, not spend 6 grand and expect magical amounts of loot back.
seriously, if you wanted a decent return you'd be better off selling all that equipment and buying stuff yourself.
>>27857013
Oh really? Show proof of this.
>>27857274
Will we get an email confirmation after we send you an email?
>>27857287
I can't be assed to send a confirmation but if you send me an email I got it.
Are you still able to join if you're outside of the US?
>>27856926
i call bullshit
>>27857435
Yes, we have a handful of non-american anons who will be matched according.
>>27857302
Gotcha wasn't sure if you would send a basic I added you to the list"
Thanks for organizing this
>>27856926
>>27857653
You must be 18 years or older to be on this website. When you get your ban you deserved it.
>>27857653
lel
reported
>>27857653
write personal cards/poem/song/cadence, whatever, just make it personal and in the spirit of the holiday. you dont have to give much, so long as you give in good spirit
>>27857653
Conceal your age, faget. I did that for 5 years until I turned 18
I'm singing up! Please no dildos.... unless they are dildo cookies.
>>27856926
No, it was boof who put the gel dildo on the Leopold mounts
>it wasn't a real optic
>real meaty though
>>27859860
>bothering boof on steam all day about signing up
Boof better sign up i swear..
>>27859881
Fuck it, I'll sign up.
email sent
>>27840118
>>27852655
>>27859731
Why so much dildo hate? Although I'd definitely prefer to get penetrable toy, getting a dildo would be hilarious.
In it for the Dragon Dildo
>>27865283
>enchantress
Dude, that's fucking gay.
I know that people think we're all weird and stuff, but things like this make me realize we're probably the most normal board on all of 4chan. A lot of you guys are really genuinely good people. I love you all. Happy holidays!
>>27865750
What are you on about? An outsider would never understand us. We are very VERY far from normal. Also /toy/ and /out/ have this going on too.
>>27865793
We have hobbies that are relatively normal in the public eye (hunting, target shooting, collecting historic items are all pretty stinking "normal" compared to collecting anime figurines, for example). Think about it. There are loads of people in real life who like guns, irony, storytelling and potty humor. We're really not that weird compared to other boards.
>>27865793
Oh, and also, /out/ is just /k/ for liberals.
>>27865836
Ok, fine. Go to your father and show him /k/. Tell him all about it.
Go to your brother and show him /k/ and tell him all about it. Explain why we love dragon dildos so much too while your at it.
Don't ever mix 4chan and normalfags. Don't ever.
>>27865793
>We are very VERY far from normal.
So you get to decide what's normal? Cause I'm OK with that if it becomes admissible in a court of law.
>>27865283
From mine email:
>I would prefer a horse fleshlight, but a dildo is fine, too :^)
If I got a dildo, though, I'd probably just mount it as a foregrip, desu
>>27865836
yeah, normal...
>>27836137
what happened there?
>>27866016
Probably some ridiculously hot reloads.
>>27865864
>Ok, fine. Go to your father and show him /k/. Tell him all about it.
Johnson, the last NuggetFest you went to had at least 2 /k/ommandos show up with their dads. Before that it was 3 and this last NuggetFest was at least 1. I get that we're pretty "out there" by general standards but most of crazy shenanigans are for humor. We're relatively well kept individuals, we just have a much broader sense of humor and tolerances than most people in these categories.
Also, whenever this thread dies I'll post a new thread with more detailed info the OP post so more people know what's going on.
