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Post pics of people enjoying war
Bonus points for green text stories of people enjoying war.
>>27544052
a quick reverse image search shows that that's a blatant shop and everyone knows it.
So...
>>27544052
le bump for fun stores about war
Please god, maybe one of you can help me.
I remember seeing a picture of a newspaper article quoting some British soldier from WWII. He said something along the lines about how he "got to shoot some people and ride a motorcycle" and that the war was a "pretty good time."
I've been trying to find this picture forever.
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>>27545950
This guy?
>>27545981
Damn
>>27545978
>>27545980
Fuck boys, thanks
>>27545994
>>27545981
His wikipedia page to back up the shitty unbelievable facts bullshit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart
>>27546001
Fuck, boys.* Original's a bit awkward.
>>27545981
Are his memoirs worth reading?
>>27546051
This keeps getting funnier every time I see it. What is wrong with me
>>27544052
People here (including vets) paint war in a very dark tone, but as terrible or scary as it may be, I have to admit I can imagine an extreme pleasure in killing your enemies.
You know, they're shooting you but you prove better than them and defeat them.
That's got to feel great.
>>27546117
I wonder if they posed his body like that or his head exploded while he was relaxing.
I enjoy the thought of wars but I don't exactly know how I would feel about joining the military considering the fact they have the rules of engagement which I highly dislike very much.
Also it is happy to see someone to be smiling in that image because I can understand how fun it would be to do that.
>>27546122
Most likely the pinnacle of superiority.
>>27546151
What about the rules of engagement you do not like?
>>27546151
>>27546151
Same here in Spain.
Go try your luck on the French Foreign Legion. They don't have any problems with rules on engagements.
Or you could enlist and aim for SF.
>>27546179
In Spain , they explicitly and vehemently tell everyone you cannot shoot unless shot at. Literally.
If you dont get shot, if a bullet doesnt impact you, you cannot shoot and engage.
I'm not lying.
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>>27546200
Are you 'THE' Ant Man? like the one who takes pictures of ants killing frogs and contemplates weaponizing ants?
>>27546136
>when you nut but she still suckin.webm
i miss those days
>>27546200
You're always gonna have that, faggot.
The thing is finding a unit which has reasonable rules of engagement (aka, you go on mission, you can shoot to attack or when attacked)
If you dont want any rules nothing is stopping you from going to Ukraine or Syria and just sign up for the militias.
But I bet they have rules too.
>>27546244
Tell me anon. I'm highly interested.
I'm sure there's fun and joy and glory in war inbetween that grit and misery portrayed by films and media
>>27546228
He seems to be. Hope he gets put in an asylum where he belongs
>>27546267
Holy fuck your real!
>>27546267
You really are unhinged. Are you on meds that you need to take?
>>27546267
Can I ask you a question?
Have you read "God of ants, God of the stars" by Remi Chauvin?
That would help you incredibly in your project if you havent.
This thread just went dark fast.
>>27546200
That's because you're an inexcusably tremendous faggot.
Rules of Engagement are nice. It means you can sleep in your bed at night without worrying that someone's going to cut your throat.
They're ridiculously optimistic -- "Only fight when it's OK to fight, but let people go home after the fighting's done" is fine when war is over policy, resources, or shit like that. It's not going to work when total genocide is on the menu, though.
>>27546267
I kicked an antbed and showered them in semen. How does that make you feel?
>>27546252
>we have one rule, don't die
>if you break this rule you die
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>>27546267
You're the reason I sleep with 3 loaded rifles in the house.
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>>27546334
You may shoot him, but you'll never shoot all his ants
tbh
>>27546334
Off opic question.
Arent you afraid that someone comes in and finds one of your rifles and shoots you with them?
I've been thinking about this and I guess I couldnt have any weapon loaded and ready in any other part of the house save from where I am
>>27546267
Get the fuck away from me. Few things in life make me truly uncomfortable. You're one of them.
And what the fuck was in your storm shelter?
>>27546344
When all else fails, napalm.
>>27546267
>this post
>this tripfag
>>27546376
>And your the reason why I keep sharp tools on me all the time if I come across you.
I, please.
Leave me alone.
>>27546376
If only the unhinged would recognize the fact that they're unhinged.
>>27546376
>he's not on fucking meds
DEFCON -9001
IM VISIBLY PANICKING
>>27546051
Man, that's fuckin' surreal. Was he posed that way, do you think? Or was he just sitting there and got his head blown off so fast that he didn't even change position?
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>>27546416
Try to take solace in the fact that he will eventually be committed end up in jail. I just hope it's not at someone else's expense.
Or take solace in the idea that he's just an attention hungry trip who's making this shit up.
>>27546422
You are batshit insane. Please seek mental help at once
>>27546422
Are your parents in the stormshelter?
Let them out. Someone has to buy you doritos and mountain dew.
>>27546422
>Why the fear my sweet friend?
Because you're at a level of FUBAR that'd make Pvt. Pyle look harmless.
>>27545981
>>27546422
M8, YOU'RE BEING PRETTY FUCKING THREATENING RIGHT NOW. PLEASE STOP BEING WEIRD AND TERRIFYING.
>no really, what the fuck was in there.
>>27546376
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>>27546444
I really don't know which I'd prefer. Frankly, I think you'd have to be pretty messed up to make this up.
>>27546266
no
you wouldnt believe me anyways
>>27546470
For this time I will excuse the vulger outburst statement you put off there considering that you asked nicely about the shelter.
This is the shelter that you so speak to ask to me about.
I will reveal what is inside of it one day but for now it must wait.
>>27546508
This is some dark shit right here.
>>27546508
I... I... I don't think I want to know anymore.
>send help, someone, please
>>27546508
Hey Ant Man, different guy than him, quick question. Are you in the deep south or further north? I remember you said awhile ago you were in the South. Nothing more specific will be asked. Just curious.
>>27546508
When do you plan on making the grand reveal?
>>27546508
WHAT'S IN THE SHELTER, ANT-MAN? WHAT'S IN THE SHELTER?
>>27546508
Inb4 full of ants.
Big fan of your work man keep it up. You are the bastard son of /k/ and /an/.
Has no one thought to check for the .exif and geo data in antmans pictures. I'd love to see him doxxed
>>27546293
RoE is fine when your enemy is following the same RoE. But fighting with our RoE against an enemy such as the Vietcong or any of the sandniggers is stupid. Nothing would stop them from slitting your throat at night if they had the chance. Why should we be playing flag football against an enemy that is playing Rugby?
>>27546136
Looks like he was just sitting there when his head exploded. There is a chunk of his head on the table and the blood pool leads out to the street. Plus the body posture looks pretty natural which I would think to be very hard to pull off on a corpse dragged from elsewhere.
>>27546548
What is being said in /an/?
>>27546508
You seem like an interesting person.
>>27546559
It's actually no use for the fact he actually ditched the location in his last thread he made a long time ago.
Besides he edits the photo data before even remotely posting them
>>27546559
Why dox a legend?
It's like trying to shoot Kraken. You'll only make him angrier.
>>27546563
Crazy shit. REALLY crazy shit.
>all these deleted posts
WHAT'D I MISS!?
>>27546543
Why do you want to know when the horrors within will be unleashed?
>>27546548
Boat when varnes?
>>27546579
Please post some things that /an/ been saying I'm actually curious about what those hippies are saying.
>>27546587
ANTMAN!
>>27546597
2017 i'm still trying to sort out clearing my criminal record.
>>27546587
Ant Man is being Ant Man
>>27546587
Ant-man being as schizo as a very schizo thing.
>>27546577
I was hoping be was dumb.
>>27546579
Well, if he's legit I don't feel comfortable with a lunatic posting on 4chan if he ever moves onto people. Do you really want antman to be the poster child of /k/ when he gets caught with his parents dismembered in a stormshelter being fed to ants?
>>27546548
What's going on in /an/ that is being mentioned of him?
>>27546559
Those have been removed from pictures on upload on every board except the photography one for years, newfriend.
>>27546604
Oh fuck, you actually got arrested? How did you explain this shit?
>>27546200
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>>27546200
What was this post for anons that just got here.
gas the bugs, ant war now
>>27546587
Proof that schizophrenia is a hell of drug
>>27546625
Is that right? Huh.
What the fuck happened to antman?
Did he get banned again?
>>27546599
I don't have anything capped and i'm too lazy to try and dig through the archives but they were considering making a giant underground laboratory filled with jellyfish.
>>27546615
O fuck no. but still fucking funny.
>>27546624
Someone wanted to find him in real life and murder him for animal abuse.
>>27546633
Suspicion of terrorism. I know they bugged my shit up. Then they found my armory and deemed it illegal to have that much ammo and weapons in a room like it.
>>27546659
I hope not.
The ant uprising is already underway. Choose a side, and choose wisely.
>>27546647
Madness.
>>27546677
The ant man cometh.
>>27546664
Oh for fucks sake. Terrorism?
>>27546664
Link to the thread that was being mentioned about antman on /an/ please
>>27546647
It started out with him bitching about RoE and how he doesn't like the idea of someone telling him when to pull the trigger.
Then people asked about his trip and asked if he was THE Antman.
He was then called a schizo and asked if he was on any meds. He replied that he takes no presciptions, just Aleve and whatnot so that his head doesn't get "fuzzy."
Then he went off on some weird rant about how he meant no harm, carries shard tools, etc.
Those are the basics.
>>27546625
I didn't know that. Though I'm notthat new of a newfriend. I've only been here since 2009? Whenever girugamesh was being posted everywhere. Still not long though I'll give you that.
Started on /b/, then /v/, then /k/ back when squid still posted.
>>27546194
>In Spain , they explicitly and vehemently tell everyone you cannot shoot unless shot at. Literally.
>If you dont get shot, if a bullet doesnt impact you, you cannot shoot and engage.
>I'm not lying.
That's because Spain has no military.
>>27546664
Wanna go see what /an/ was saying about him now.
I like to know how they even knew about our schizophrenian friend?
>>27546698
Wasn't a thread and was like three months ago.
>>27546693
I have no clue but i'm under house arrest. LIKE RIGHT NOW. Trial is in two weeks. they say they released the hold from the internet but i'm not so sure. Posting here is dangerous right now.
>>27546725
See two above.
>>27546736
>I have no clue but i'm under house arrest. LIKE RIGHT NOW. Trial is in two weeks. they say they released the hold from the internet but i'm not so sure. Posting here is dangerous right now.
Have fun in Canadian Gitmo, you will be missed.
>>27546743
I'll make a way out. I already told them twice it's a joke.
>>27546736
Link to the post at least?
>>27546743
Who is this guy?
>>27546736
>tfw I have hundreds of thousands of rounds of ammunition and it SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
good luck, cuck
>>27546736
I'm so sorry mate, but I'm laughing my arse off right now. Jesus Christ.
>>27546756
I CANNOT FIND IT.
STOP ASKING.
ARCHIVE.MOE IS DOWN
>>27546762
Funny.
>>27546771
Thanks i guess. Maybe i can be part of a john Dillinger-esque escape.
>>27546788
Your cute when your mad.
>>27546587
creepy tripfag has a bunker full of surprises
>>27546664
Post armory room... If it's not too l-l-lewd c:
>>27544052
soccer moms dont realize middle easterners are like 4'9"
>>27546788
I know 4channers have been arrested for pizza and hacking and stuff, but you may be the first to be arrested for terrorism. I fucking love you man.
>three twatting street name captchas. The fuck?
Too lazy to post in-depth stuff but Ernst Junger genuinely thought WWI was a character building experience
Although I bet many of the vets we have nowadays wouldn't have found war so fun if they had gone through the trenches of the Western Front
Someone needs to get close to antman and convince him that he needs to transcend his human shell and join his brothers the ants by letting them eat his body to gain his power. All he needs is a woodchipper.
>>27546827
>the first to be arrested for terrorism
hot newt
>what is legacy captcha?
>>27546051
A-ha, I see Roland the headless Thompson gunner had finally made it to Syria.
>>27546218
Only 00s kids will remember!
>>27546721
Well, it has, as in "I can go and enlist". But no.
Save from the Legion and maybe EZAPAC and the paras no units see proper action, and even then, these groups I hear operate under bare minimums in terms of equipment.
So I'm aiming for FFL
>>27546837
>yfw it works
HIS MADNESS IS CONTAGIOUS. INFECTIOUS. IT SPREADS!
>>27546796
T-thanks.
>>27546808
Looked vaguely like this. Cannot go to it or go near it because CSIS is still searching my basement and my phone is still being searched.
>>27546827
First!
>>27545981
shame that not all bad ass mother fuckers like him get the wide spread recognition they deserve
>>27546865
Are you on Freedomland USA?
What's happening to you sucks tbqh, you have my most sincere condolences.
After downloading the Do/k/ument, the first day I got outside, I had a dude waiting at the door and another one on a BMW waiting on the garage entrance.
Then a guy with shades and a buff thing dressed quite sporty took a picture of me and a friend and went away.
Other than that I dont think I'm a suspect of anything.
>>27546845
That's even worse!
Who's the first the New?
>>27546908
I'm from Canada.
I never downloaded the do/k/ument but i did download multiple ways to repair a C7A1 since i WAS in the army.
>>27546508
What would happen if I pulled off the doors?
>>27546944
Do/k/ument is handy info, just nothing any state in the world would like any citizen to have.
I guess my mistake was not proxying the fuck out of my ass, but again, I'm no fag that'd attempt something sour and dont have any harmful intentions, so I guessed I had nothing to hide.
They'll still check you out though.
Life goes on I guess.
>>27546958
It would be very unpleasant
>>27546986
What's the do/k/ument in layman's terms? I'm super new to /k/, enchanted by promised of ant related uprisings. The torrents I've found for it are like 35gb though, is it just pdfs or something?
>>27546989
Nuisance?
>>27546448
what did i miss???
>>27546986
Welp they came into my room with my SKS and asked if i knew where i got it.
Replied with merica.
>>27546989
UUUU
>ants are weaponized
>the flamethrower returns to fame
>>27546677
YEEE, my post is in the screencap. Am I famous now?
>>27546721
That is... That is...
Sadly right... I have heard from people on patrol that went out without cartriges to save the weight and because there is no use for them anyway.
The closest thing I've heard was calling for air support.
There are two reasons for this: a limited budget but mainly a very dominant liberal population and goverment with antipatriotism, antimilitarism and antinationalistics as part of their core ideology.
With tjis I mean that Spain could go and deploy more forces in the middle east because we have the infrastructure already(our army is shrinking not growing) but since there is no will from anyone to do so Spain is going to remain as "that country down there in Europe" for a long time.
>>27546122
Killing other people is never fun and shouldn't give you pleasure unless you are insane.
>>27547057
>not ant man
Pls go
>>27547073
>REMOVE KEBAB
Serbians dissents
>>27547073
Of course, but for example when I fight against a buddy in the gym and win, even though I caused pain I feel great because I won.
I can only imagine that euphoria is magnified by a gorillion when it is not on friendly terms and theyre trying to kill you.
I'm not talking about bragging about your kills or tattooing them or anything, merely the joy of the victor.
>>27546488
don't be a bitch nigga
>>27547012
Anarchist's Cookbook, but if you order right now, we'll include a nondescript van absolutely free.
>>27546908
>tbqh
Fuck off underaged child.
>>27547012
I think it's just info on how to do cool stuff with your gats
be a pal and post a link though
>>27547128
you really need to calm down fam, smh
>>27547099
Well I guess that if you were the only survivor in WW1 after getting shelled, machine gunned and injured several times in hand to hand combat.. you would feel more euphoric than an atheist with a fedora
>>27547120
Good, I'm in need of a new laptop or two. Tell me, do these vans come equipped with hermetic seals and or gas masks?
>>27547131
Murdercube is where I found a dl, seems quite openly available.
>>27546755
>I already told them twice it's a joke.
Didn't work for Mad Thad, so I wouldn't put too much faith in that defense.
>>27546865
What exactly is illegal about having an armory like that?
>>27547012
>>27547012
Instructional manuals on anything
>Survival
>Explosive manufacturing
>Explosive detection and deactivation
>Escape and evasion
>Various firearm manuals
>Shooting lessons
>Lockpicking lessons
>CQC lessons
>Making and setting traps
>Breaching
>Little bit of Hacking
>Knife fighting, use and manufacturing
>Homemade gun manufacturing
>Vehicle hijacking
All from professional sources, countless manuals, books and instructional videos. The total file is massive, as in massive enough to be fitted in an external hard disk alone.
Basically any weapon lover's dream.
And no, that 35bg one is not the full thing. It is more than twice that.
>no posts from antman
Considering the fact that he has not said a single thing proves that he just got banned...again
Thank god though.
>>27547177
But-but it was a "Joke"
And i'm not sure yet but i think that may be a very good point to look on in trial.
>>27547179
Tyvm, assuming the one I'm getting is safe I can only assume it's kind of a 'bit' package.
>>27547200
I'm glad he's banned as well
>>27547275
Why?
He seemed different.
Couldnt you take it or diss it off?
Im kinda sad he was banned.
>>27547327
Trust me there is a reason why his posts where removed and half of his posts in the beginning where nothing crazy not until later on.
Why do you think the mods put so much effort in keeping thus place safe?
>>27547327
Yeah, insane is definitely "different"
That guy should be institutionalized
Did any of you guys screencap the antman post? I missed it.
>>27546051
Did he die?
I'd operate with antman. But only if he was in front of me at all times and he pinky swears not to feed me to his ants
>>27546848
Lol, perfect.
>>27547384
Wow you sure are a control freak.
You're bout as dangerous as anyone insane .
>>27547621
O hai Antman.
>>27546587
Can someone give an actual answer?
>>27547676
Antman gonna antman. That's all you need to know. It ain't worth losing sleep over.
>>27545981
Britan, what happened?
Anty boy get a knife and stab a bunch of people in a public place please
do it early in the week like a tuesday so the newsmen will be all over your crotch
shout something out so we know its you
Godfuckingdamnit!
I had one chance to witness the almighty antman himself on here and I fucking MISSED IT!
>>27546865
>You don't really need all those Babykillers, do you?
>>27547042
>special super fire ants that just absorb the file are created as a result of this
The world is fucked m8
>>27545978
For any Americans, this is from an adult comic called the Viz and isn't meant to be taken seriously.
>>27546151
holy shit ant man, you are a fucking psycho
>>27546419
posed, the shock wave of that much meat (the stuff still attached) would have been enough to move him off the chair. And people pose bodies for effect all the time.
I want the do/k/ument so bad, but I prefer not to download it... I'm probably being tapped by the feds and if I download this, I'm probably gonna get fucked.
>>27550085
Just go to a book store and buy a copy of the poor mans james bond.
>>27550163
>buy
Iv got a story of one of my NCO's thats pretty funny
>be cpl anon in afghanistan
>routine patrol
>come across a dried up aqueduct
>come under contact from towel heads about 300m out
>whole section drops into aqueduct dead ground
>cant leopard crawl around each other and cpl anon is at the head
>cpl anon preoccupied with trying to lay down effective fire on sand niggers
>"ANON WE NEED TO PUSH FORWARD"
>dead gound at the back was raised so they were almost exposed
>cpl anon replies "COME UP MY ARSE COME UP MY ARSE!" implying just to squish up
>fire from towel heads stops
>whole section stops
>starts laughing at cpl anon
They also got it on head cam and showed it to the whole FOB.
>>27546154
Kek, I got that reference.
>>27546051
How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>27547493
He recovered, but walked with a limp from sitting cross legged too long.
>>27550705
ok bro, you are right, you are definitely not a psycho. You made a very well reasoned point.
>>27550705
Dude calm the fuck down
Ant Man, don't listen to what they say. You are doing god's work, son. Semper Fi.
>>27550780
Who the hell keeps deleting antman's posts?
Why the hell are they being deleted?
>>27550780
>>27550744
antman post preserved
>>27550790
That i would like to know as well
>>27550802
He clearly is not a psychopath, he says so himself. He should be given another chance. Stop the persecution!
>>27550790
Because he's posting illegal content.
>>27550828
he is clearly a person with very normal psychology.
>>27550790
Good, fuck that edgy piece of garbage
>>27550844
there is literally nothing illegal about what he is posting.
I think the mods are terrifed that we will have another /r9k/ pee pee the frog shooter.
>>27550870
Animal abuse is illegal you dumb nigger.
>>27550883
but he didn't post animal abuse there. I don't see why the post was banned.
does he have a way of getting around le ban?
>>27550883
But he isn't posting animals being abuse you stupid faggot
>>27550903
A person who regularly, and almost exclusively, makes posts with illegal content is going to get banned and posts deleted whenever he posts. He deserves it. Literally a sociopath who is going to kill someone soon. He's a perfect example of someone who shouldn't be allowed to own guns.
>>27550883
Come on, that was like one time. you shouldn't judge a man by the things he says and does, but by the person he truly is.
Hey yo mods and janitors can yo explain why dah fuck you keep deleting the loco amigo posts?
>>27544052
>not realizing the kids head is photoshopped and i dont even need to reverse image search to find that out
>not realizing the guy in the drivers seat cannot in any way be a children
>>27546508
>>27546597
>yfw there is a real-life creepy ass super-villain with a secret rape shed full of ants and failed ant experiments
>>27550958
Probably just a try hard trolling.
Just ignore him.
Here is the knife I carry on me when I go either hiking or hunting and trust me it's a good knife to use.
Also fuck anyone that keeps insulting me.
>>27551101
It's a shitty rusty bayonet,go see a shrink you psycho.
>>27551101
When you take over the world with ants, can you tell them not to kill me?
>>27551137
Fuck you it's a good bayonet knife that I have used alot during my hikings and hunting and Fuck you for fucking calling me that motherfucker!
So what it may have rust and several blood stains from out in the woods it's still a good fucking knife!
>>27551156
>blood stains
Uhm where did the blood come from?
>>27546419
>>27549804
He wasn't posed. He was sitting like that and a chunk of concrete knocked his block off.
Look at the way the gore and blood is spilling down his shirt and onto his arms. He wouldn't look like that if he had been picked up and posed.
Besides, why the fuck would you think they posed the guy? He was chilling with his buds 10 minutes before that. Do you think they just went "Haha Ahmed got his head blown off. Let's prop him up for a funny picture." ?
>>27551181
Why do you ask?
>>27551156
You can't even keep your weapons functional, crazy pants, show me the inside of that storm shelter, or are you a coward, and a psycho.
>>27551137
>rusty bayonet
better than a rusty spoon
>>27551190
Because he isn't a psychopath
>>27551190
Cause i'm a cop. Freeeeze scum bag.
>>27551156
he makes a good point it's probably still a very good knife
>>27551156
I wear a bear claw.
If you see me dont kill me ant man.
Id love to go hunt with you, noice knife mate.
>>27551156
Did you do the handle yourself?
>>27551156
Just imagining this crazy guy running around naked innawoods stabbing things with a rusty bayonet and dragging them back to his rape shed gives me the heebie jeebies
>>27551230
I'm actually quite excited.
>>27551228
Yeah I did the grip myself.
When I got it the handle was falling apart so I used the rope to fix it.
Also for the guy that asked about the blood well I had to kill a deer by slitting the throat open because when I shot the deer he dropped but was still moving which was actually funny the way the deer was bobbing it's head.
I didn't bother cleaning the blood from the blade besides it wasn't the first animal I had to use the blade with out in the woods.
looks like your thread got Antmanned, OP. Sorry.
>>27551268
Why are you so angry Ant-Man? Did your uncle touch you as a kid?
>>27551196
>>27551268
Answer my question, what's in the storm shelter, psycho.
>>27551289
I don't have an uncle he's died a long time ago before I was even born.
>>27551309
What's in the shelter ant-nigger.
>>27551307
No I will show it when the right time comes you fucking hippie
>>27551268
What other weapons do you have?
>>27551325
I smell Coward on you, no hippie here, i don't use any drugs, whereas, you really need to get some, Psycho.
>>27551325
Get off of /k/ cancer.
>>27551268
WHATS IN THE STORM SHELTER ANT MAN
>>27551368
It's because One I won't go revealing it yet besides it's my fucking shelter and MY FUCKING WAY!
Two I don't like you and as a matter of fact I fucking hate you right now and oh so I ever meet you I will literally fucking slit your goddamn fucking throat and everyone around you that you love throats open and throw you on the ground and fucking rip your goddamn insides out and force feed you WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING INTESTINES MOTHERFUCKER!
>>27551101
i have a knife that looks similar, I used it to kill a bird that hit my window recently. Its skull was showing a bit so I just put it down. Are you proud?
>>27551413
C O W A R D
WE LAUGH AT YOUR COWARDICE
>>27551411
Hello, it is I, the Antler Man.
In my storm shelter, I have ant dildoes stacked to the ceiling. Let me greentext my simple story for you.
>be me
>WAIT
^HOW DO I GREENTEXT
<This is so difficult
/greentext/I give up/greentrexxt/
That is my simple story, thank you for listening to me.
Love,
Anus Man Cunt Ant
>>27551425
Tell me then
What state do you live in?
>>27551425
I for one welcome our new ant-powered overlord.
>>27551437
The state that you live in, for it is I...
THe RUNT MAN
>>27551435
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27551437
Vermont. You?
>>27551413
Dont forget to add that you will feed them to ants
>>27551457
Hello mortal, how dare you make a mockery of me!?
You must not know who I am...
FOR IT IS I
THE Antlord Mangley ANT
TREMBLE IN FEAR, AS I UNLEASH THE GREATEST GREENTEXT STORY OF EVER.
>be me
>me
>ant man
Love,
Unus Mantler Ant
>>27551435
im fucking dying anon
oh god
>>27551458
Originally Oklahoma but some recent things happen and so I'm in Arkansas
I like the woods out here better than I do in Oklahoma
>>27551101
Tbh I want to know what you posted.
>>27551413
>Two I don't like you and as a matter of fact I fucking hate you right now and oh so I ever meet you I will literally fucking slit your ants fucking throat and everyant around you that you love throats open and throw you on the ground and fucking rip your goddamn ants out and force feed you WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING ANTS MOTHERFUCKER!
A selfish coward then, show me whats inside, crazy.
>>27551101
Post quality is approaching hunter 2-1 fagtastic
>>27551482
Why is there more things for you to rape out there in the woods?
>>27551482
>Arkansas
I would go batshit too if I were there.
>>27551488
>1488
A WISE CHOICE IN NUMBERS, MORTAL
FOR IT IS I...
The Anus Man
Let me give you a simple greentext story to explain these numbers to you.
>14/88
>be me
>and man
>realize that I am
>unt mun
>kill nigwheres
/greentex/excelletn/gtreentext
Love,
Unus Man
Wew lads, what did Ant post this time?
>>27551482
I guess it's true that only faggots and psychos come from Oklahomo, show me what's inside you gay psycho.
>>27551435
>>27551456
>>27551475
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Also.
>>27551482
You are just a fat dude that got bullied to hard. Do us a favor and kill yourself you autistic white trash limp dick coward.
>>27551519
Go to bed chillun, your sperg is showing. Let the grown-ups talk with the ant-king.
>mfw multiple autists are provoking a goddamn supervillan
>>27551515
The Ant Man (who is I)
has posted
let me greentext as simply as possible
>be me
^anon
<who becomes antman
\/ I live in the oklahomehole woods
/greentext/where the ant dillies stacked to the top of my storm shelterhole/grentext
greentext is too difficult
I'll tell you later
Love,
Kenis Man
>>27551413
When are you going to show the shead shelter.
I wana post in that thread if there are screencaps.
I feel like Ant Man needs to be interogated. Can we get some computer fag to figure out where he is?
>>27551533
>>27551534
I'm enjoying every post, maybe we will push him over the edge, and the Psycho will show us whats in the storm shelter, until then, he remains a
COWARD
O
W
A
R
D
>>27551533
It's not ant king, is ant man.
Or just say coward white trash mothefucker, it's pretty much the same thing.
>>27551550
Oh, so you say I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ANT MAN, must be interogated?
Let me tell you something little lady, I AM NO MEAR MORTAL to messus with.
If you messs with me...
Here, let me greentext for you if you mess with me.
>be you
>kill by ants
fuck, I'm way to lazy
Ill just show you
pic related
Love,
Anus Eating AntEarter
>>27551486
I posted a bayonet knife I used in my hikings and hunting.
>>27551488
Fuck off then hippy
>>27551492
I fucking hope so
>>27551495
Like I said, the woods are alot nicer to go hiking in
>>27551519
How about you just come over and I let you see what's inside then fucking ass
>>27551527
Actually I almost did stabbed someone in my junior high school but I backed away because it wasn't worth the time and also I didn't want to be expelled.
>>27551555
Your really starting to piss me off now
>>27551482
Whats in the storm shelter man? Tell us
>>27551413
The ant man. Back from killing kittens I see
>>27551577
You shut the fuck up about that you fucking low life fuckhead!
>>27547177
Mad Thad was a fucking hatter. The guy had real CP on his HDD if I remember.
>inb4 don't we all
>>27551573
WHATS IN THE SHED FRED.
>>27551437
so, if i tell you what state i'm in will you be my waifu?
i promise i wont hurt your boipucci.
i'll drown you in anything you want if you'll just love me.
