How do you defeat him /k/?
The spetsnaz way.
>>24788994
Flammenwerfer!
>>24788999
The question to this is: do you need lots of little body bags or do you need one full size body bag?
Headshot.
Babies have flexible bones. They'll survive.
Their skull and body just got forced out of a vagina for fucks sake. They literally just went through much worse.
>>24788999
>one tango down
>ten babies dead due to gas
>two more from sniper fire
>roaring success
>>24789009
How does it feel your face was in your mothers vag, faggot?
Even your penis was in there, you incestuous fuck.
You sicken me
McVeigh style.
>>24789022
Well before that I was living in some dudes balls so it was a step up.
>>24788994
Just wait until a few of them shit, he'll take them off himself
t zone
>>24789044
Human life begins at conception, heathen.
>>24788994
The NYPD way. 6 cops mag dump into him. If any babies are killed or injured you dump all the blame on the criminal. If anyone objects you throw a hissy bitch fit and then bully people.
>>24789051
For all you know that's his fetish. What are you going to do then? He'll both have baby armor AND an erection.
>>24789064
What about when I wasn't a human?
I never asked for this.
>>24788994
Sledge hammer mode activated.
>pull law out of trunk
>destroy entire building
>continue on my way to work
>>24789064
>not at birth
K
>>24788994
I shoot him anyway, babies are less fragile than they look.
>>24788994
AA12 magdump with birdshot
knock his block off with the glock
>>24788994
I would simply cleave him in twain with a single strike with my immaculate kat-huna blade, using my superior swordsmanship to avoid harming a single one of the parasites clinging to my foe
Just sneakily get a noose on him and pull. Minimal change of baby death.
>>24789110
If you're pronounced dead when your heart stops beating, why not be pronounced alive when it starts?
And what about the Russian experiment with the dogs head? It had no pulse but it was clear it was conscious.
Cells demonstrate intelligence to a degree. Sperm basically go on a 6 mile jog through a massive forest looking for something the size of a school bus.
Gotta have some degree of consciousness to do that.
Do you need a brain to be conscious?
Anon, what if we were dead the whole time?
>>24788994
Air rifle loaded with a dart carrying a powerful fast-acting paralyzing agent. Shoot him in the ass so he doesn't notice the dart, let it take affect, grab him before he tips over, and remove babies and gun while he froths impotently.
Then you start drawing dicks on his face.
>>24788994
He looks ethnic, at least some of the babies are white.
>shoot babies
>'rescue' man
>do interview with liberal media claiming it was all the fault of the white babies & you regret killing the black ones
>???
>profit
>>24789064
I don't identify as a human you ignorant scum learn my fucking pronouns GOD!
Shoot it until it dies.
Also kids are fucking annoying.
>>24788994
>Walk forward
>Slap gun out of hand
>Poke finger through eye and into brain
>Hold up corpse until babbys can be saved
>Continue living dope-ass comic life with dope-ass comic waifu
>>24788994
Shoot him in the fucking face.
Unless he's wearing a baby as a helmet, this ain't a problem.
>>24788994
Shoot him, taze him, gas him, and then knock him down
If we let criminals know they can use babies as shields there's gonna be a lot more problems
Lasso his neck and lift him up over a rafter of something like that
Drop a noose around his neck and lift him upwards rapidly with a helicopter.
>>24789276
you people, pushing your shit everywhere
>>24789299
Holy shit, are we back in 2008?
.50 cal to his pistol hand
Grenade. Fuck you and your babies.
>>24789299
>Monster grills
>Furry
Lurk more.
>>24789110
>baby kicks in the womb
>baby has heartbeat and brain activity long before birth
>baby literally learns mother's and father's voice in womb, as well as other common sounds
>still "not alive"
K
>>24789406
you have to remember.
/k/ will gladly preach post term abortions of local jimal and Shanigga
>>24789406
>No social security card
>A person
K
>>24789022
Y...you too
>>24789009
>200 lb man falls on a baby
>it will survive
>>24789009
you can chuck a baby out of a window and it'll survive because they don't tense up
>>24789606
There's more than one baby supporting the weight of any kind of fall. Some of the babies could be slavic.
>>24789198
>Cells demonstrate intelligence to a degree. Sperm basically go on a 6 mile jog through a massive forest looking for something the size of a school bus.
No, it's simple chemistry. Drop wikipedia for a minute and go read a biology textbook.
That guy is literally Palestine: The Comic
>>24788994
I shoot the babies.
>>24789850
And you're figuratively /tv/: The Cancer
>>24789299
What happens next? how do they escape from the rape house?
>MechTech Glocknade Carbine for G17
>BETA Mag 9mm
>Ghost 3.5lb trigger kit
>Turn area into wasteland
>No more babbies
>No Soccermom
>No Palestinian using babby-armor
>Such is life in the Zone
>>24789326
If it doesn't have a human face or is totally covered in fur, it's furry. Remember anon, humans with animal traits are kemonimi/monter girls, animals with human traits are anthro scum.
>>24790663
Almost impossible to tell the difference in some cases but okay
>>24790745
>Almost impossible to tell the difference in some cases
The earlier pic is not one of them.
>>24789466
Oh my fucking god...
My new life goal is to use that exact sentence.
>>24790888
Agreed
3 heads mean 3 times the blowjob everytime
>>24789635
>>24789606
He's actually got a point. Multiple babies means that the force is distributed per baby, so less force total per baby.
I think they could survive, It's still pretty douchey though.
I wonder if I could create a barbed wire snare trap like that one Denzel Washington created in the Equalizer. Fucking brutal way to kill someone but they don't fall.
Hence, babies=saved
>>24788994
Headshot the fucker and catch him before he falls.
>>24788994
Shoot him.
>>24788994
probably a taser or sleeping gas.
>>24788994
Like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0PMpER9Ms
Without the sword guy. He has no babies around the neck.
>>24791771
Any dose that would put him to sleep would kill babby, and allow him enough time to shoot the nurse.
I'm with >>24791730.
>>24789022
C-section masterrace
>>24789299
It would be pretty lulz to play with these kind of gane just to rhin the fun for them
like my char would be a killdroid made from lithium titanium alloys with a built in faraday cage and built in direct energy weapons an chemicle weapons with a miniture nuclear reactor power supply
You hang him. That's how you kill him
>>24790395
>ghost trigger kit
I hope you like full auto and dead babies.
>>24788994
Headshot. Try to catch him before he hits the floor and injures the babies.
I'll tell you what you do, you wait for him to stand still, then drop a fuckton of mines or proximity bombs around his ass, now, if he sets them off, they all die, but he'll stand still for a while. Now, quickly, before he starts throwing babby at mines to make a path out, you inconspicuously (fuck if I know how, make this scenario in a metropolis) place a crane over him. Now, with pinpoint accuracy, DROP A BIG FUCKING STEEL ROD ON HIS HEAD. This skewers him, and then positions him completely upright, and if you did it right, babbies should be completely unharmed. Disarm mines, remove baby, ???, profit.
Just fire two shots into the air. Babies wake up and start screaming on account of their poor little punctured ear drums. Sit back and wait.
Having experienced the cry of a mere two babies for less than 2 hours, this guy will be willing to commit suicide in less than 15 minutes.
If he brought earplugs, do what was suggested before [headshot] and hope the babies on his back are sturdy. Also depending on what he was going to do after leaving, gun him down, babies and all, because
>muh greater good
>muh rorschach
>>24792340
Pretty much this. Even at 10-20 feet away you should be able to headshot him, then get to him before he falls over and kills them.
Invite him to a game, then rape him as with my other 7 tenticles will save all the babies.
>>24788994
Katana(A sword folded thousands of times) his head off so clean that he stays standing even after death
>>24789198
>If you're pronounced dead when your heart stops beating, why not be pronounced alive when it starts?
>you're pronounced dead when your heart stops beating
no you fuckwad, if that is the case they wouldnt be able to resuscitate with defibrillators because dead is dead
youre not dead until your brain is dead and the brain can last a couple minutes without a heartbeat
>>24789069
>implying NYPD can actually shoot a criminal.
10 NYPD officers would stand in a line around him and mag dump at him, but their aim would be so poor that they'd only hit the babies.
>>24792779
>>24792782
If your heart stops beating a defibrillator won't do shit. They fix erratic rhythms dingus.
>>24788994
Just shoot him in the head with any gun from Fallout 3. If you miss, they only knock children unconscious.
>>24788994
trust me guys
im a police cop
>>24792844
And eachother
>>24788994
Ambush him because he's over confident and stab him at the base if his skull with a knife and catch the body before it falls.
>>24788994
Simple. We hang him.
>>24793017
>Am i being detained?
topkek
>>24793017
this is a quality post, thank you Anon
>>24788994
>>24788994
My armor is better>>24788994
>>24788994
Drench him with a garden hose and hit him with a taser.
>>24792232
I once played a game where I tried to steal everything in sight as a rogue half elf whose character description was "hipster", one guy was the paladin who tried to negotiate with everybody, one was a druid who got angrier as he got drunker, and one was a halfling wizard who wanted to rape everything. It was amazing. Our poor DM.
>>24788994
mustard gas
Russian style
>>24793017
Oh god I'm dying
>>24793017
Well, who knows what people those babies will grow up into.
>>24793539
*kind of
>>24793522
>filename
>>24793238
Id make my charecter an experimental super heavy loadout battledroid who gained sentience because a repair technician left it infront of a runing holoprojector while it was debugging and it started accepting command imputs from old war movies
>>24793017
I was thinking something along these lines.
>>24788994
perfect
>perfect
perfect
>perfect
perfect
>perfect
>>24788994
The baby on the right looks like Putin.
>>24793921
>The baby on the right looks like Putin.
you must be drunk
>>24791899
Mah nigga.
Medusa head, turn him into stone. In Ovid, the Medusa principle rests on her extreme ugliness. In media it is often shown as rays from her eyes turning people to stone, but it's actually the opposite. Beholding her ghastly visage is so terrible that it statuizes an onlooker. However, standards of beauty are subjective. Babies haven't yet formed these ideas, so babies an animals are safe. The man with the gun, however, would be doomed, and the babies could be plucked from the statue like leaves of ivy.
That or shoot a harpoon through his head into the wall behind him.
>>24789064
>>24793017
>am i being detained???
my sides
>>24789007
underrated post
>>24793017
over rated post
>>24788994
with a grenade
>>24790745
>>24788994
Grab, disarm, noose. Body goes down, head stays up, nothing goes squish.
>>24793017
>>24796713
No. 2 is also Furry.
No. 1 is semi-Furry.
Speargun head shot? Just have the length of rope over a beam or something so you can grab it and support the body to not crush the babies?
Ugly babies don't scare me. 1 RIP round and they'll be cleaning him out of the air ducts
>>24788994
Why hello there. Could you spare sometime to listen about our lord and savior, the Fifth Freedom?
>>24789198
>Russian dog experiment
Not this shit again.
>>24791899
How do you feel, knowing you were not born, but removed, like a tumour ?
>>24791771
Every baby touching his skin would get tased too, in their case lethally.
>>24792551
I'm not going to lie, I would draw and probably shoot if that thing ran after me in low light.
>>24789096
Diabeetus Jim, let's be friends!
> Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
>>24797260
kek
>>24789073
I'll shoot his head, hell, it's now standing out like the Washington Monument!
