hey /k/
I am wondering if this plate carrier is way to small for me.
I ordered it online, because why the heck not and have no clue how large this thing should be.
This one is 45 x 47 x 7 cm and costs about 118 €.
Should I send it back?
>>23489005
to small? no
needs to be adjusted? yes
the top of that front section should be touching/ in line with your collar bone
Nice body anon
>>23489005
>literal neckbeard
kek
Its a fine size but needs to be out on properly. It covers litterally zero of your vitals down that low.
>>23489005
you are one sweet little piece of ass there boy.
>>23489067
>>23489093
more like this?
what about my stomach?
>>23489085
>me giving a fuck
>>23489101
thanks honey
>>23489005
use the straps and adjust it.
>those hips
10/10
>>23489120
>what about my stomach?
wear an combat belt.. moron
>>23489005
Halloween is over put the skeleton away
>>23489120
That's it. The chest is a priority not the stomach. That plate is gonna cover your whole chest, lol. Oh and pull up your pants, faggot.
>>23489120
Dude you need to lift seriously. Your body type as it is now could not withstand the rigors of combat.
>>23489120
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>23489144
>home after work
>not planing to leave this evening
>don't wear comfy pants
but thanks
>>23489148
he is a sniper. lifting is for tank and artillery guys.
>>23489169
How many quickscopes you think he'll get?
>>23489120
the plate is there to keep you alive. You can live while missing 7 feet of intestine. You can't live while missing 3 inches of aorta.
Wearing you carrier like in the OP exposes your lungs, heart, and major blood vessels and lung compression.
>>23489178
around 360
>>23489178
reality is more about endurance, you know
>>23489005
>>23489120
Also OP, do you have plates in it?
>>23489190
He'll be Sgt Maj in 3 months tops
>>23489005
>>23489120
You really need to start working out and if you don't feel like going to a gym you need a reliable calisthenics program.
Your plate carrier placement has improved, have this doc if you haven't seen it yet.
>>23489197
>implying I haven't done this shit for real
Gee you think? His skinny ass doesnt look like he could even handle carrying an 8 lb rifle more than 500 meters.
>>23489120
>what about my stomach?
Not OP. Is this too big for me? Maybe I should have ordered a size smaller.
>>23489199
no, any tips where I should order them?
>>23489200
I know I am a skinny fag. Workingout is next on the todolist
>>23489217
thx mate
>>23489222
>>23489222
kek'd
>>23489120
Pull up those goddamn pants, faggot. Unless you're a prison bitch, you have no business sagging them that low since you're clearly not a balla.
>>23489222
usa usa usa!
>>23489190
lost.
>>23489222
No way that is real. That has to be someone from /k/.
>>23489229
http://armour-wear.com/product-category/all/hard-plates/
No matter what any faggot on here says, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT buy steel plates for protection. Yes they are cheaper but they lack the necessary protection and weigh a fuckload.
>>23489208
>he could even handle carrying an 8 lb rifle more than 500 meters.
500 meters? in 2014 we fight in urban areas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7D91RHKB6o
>>23489222
trips confirm for yes
>>23489229
Do you prefer the gym or calisthenics at home?
>>23489255
>showing me a youtube video of shit I've done before
>>23489262
I had an abonnement for the gym for about 1 years, but didn't bother to go alone, since I have no friend whos interested in working out
I think I should try working out at home
>>23489262
From the looks of it, nothing. If this guy gets shot he's going to break like a twig.
>>23489173
oh shit Thank you skellington
I don't fear most of these, but I'm playing this one safe
>>23489269
>shit I've done before
kissing little sand hills?
you should go to Syria. that's a real war.
republicans won the vote. well your chances to die in Syria got increased by 80%
>>23489281
You should try eating.
>>23489269
Pic related.
>>23489281
The Home Strength Program is a good babby's first calisthenics: http://fortismag.com/calisthenics.html
It's what I used after going many months without any fitness. I recommend working out every other day unless you are very sore in which case wait until the soreness goes away to start again.
>>23489285
lel, I just meant what he preferred, not what he did.
>>23489312
also >>23489297
You will need to change your diet to put on weight in order to gain a healthy shape.
>>23489292
>implying you've ever left your mom's house
Please nigger. Syria isn't my war. Take your fat ass over there and learn a thing or two before you try to tell anyone about combat.
>>23489312
>Faulkner mirin dem glutes
I'm okay with this.
>>23489297
>>23489321
I eat like a horse and got hyperthyroidism.
Putting on weight is hard as fuck for me.
More than 2 meters tall and only about 80kg.
>>23489345
>hyperthyroidism
Self diagnosed, I presume?
lrn2shoulder press, faggot
>>23489345
Simple. Eat more.
>>23489350
no, its diagnosed, but light.
But anyway this is not my personal blog. Thanks for the advice.
See ya fuckers
>>23489120
>like this?
Yes. Like that. Your stomach will be fine, its mostly less vital organs. You want to protect your upper thoratic cavity because it contains heart, lungs and aorta.
>>23489345
Then get ready to eat like a morbidly obese horse.
Good luck, dude!
