Shall we poke some fun at ourselves?
>>23351414
But that cartoon is so wrong.
don't treat on me
still get oppressed by the government
>>23351414
>>23351414
>Horsey
>>23351487
I know it's wrong. Guy has no trigger discipline at all.
>>23351414
Young people love guns. All those ghetto monkeys keep killing each other all the time.
>>23351414
Horsey really is terrible.
>1964
>Implying cops didn't literally turn the firehoses on black and shoot kids at colleges and they were dopey Barney Fifes
>>23351427
>airshit store
>prepper
>>23351679
yfw you realize they are wearing Ranger Combat Armor from Fallout
ammo sexual rights!
>>23351414
>fewer hunters
u fockin wot m8?
>>23351679
Also, police had Colt Montiors and other military weaponry at the time.
>>23351679
I think Barney has more than one bullet today.
>>23351427
That hog is plenty fatted up for an apocolypse scenerio. I mean there is a literal mile of back bacon alone!
>>23351723
Luke 22:36
>He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
Guns are literally 1st amendment material for Christians
>>23351723
>Implying you wouldn't marry your raifu given the chance.
>>23351697
No shit, the ranger combat armor was made from riot gear
>>23351780
What would your raifu look like as an anime girl?
>>23351414
Not the best edit, but i like how i did the text.
>>23351928
I already know the answer to that question.
>>23352006
>>23351679
the funny thing is is that back in the 60's gun laws weren't that strict. Like you could buy a full giggle Thompson at the hardware store no questions asked.
>>23351427
Trigger discipline.... must resist spurging and going full autism.
>>23352015
G3 is best grrl
>>23351928
>>23351414
Britbong here. Isn't everything in OP's image completely false?
>>23351679
He can't draw for shit whoever he is.
>>23352482
Everyone except Kelly is terrible.
>>23352529
>implying jesus gives two shits about your gun policy, or your guns in general.
>>23352529
Something about Jesus with a look of contempt on his face never fails to make me chuckle.
>>23352552
>>23352482
>Britbong here. Isn't everything in OP's image completely false?
The democrat is a nignog. That rings true.
I can feel the vibes that this will not be a poke fun at each other thread, but a get butthurt because someone said a funny thing at my expense thread.
>>23351679
Bullshit is hard to play along with
>>23352663
Well, let me help hurry that along.
>>23352732
>>23352741
And now one to take the edge off.
>>23352771
That is awesome. So true as well.
>>23352781
Lost it.
hard. So hard the guy next to me wanted to see it then HE lost it
>>23352771
Aaaaaand back down we go.
>>23352804
>Preaching to the choir
>>23352804
>>23352832
Kinda sad that I agree. The end goal of my life, more or less, is to become a Texas Ranger, and that doesn't seem to mesh too well with hating the Fed like I do.
>>23352732
>Stay away from students showing signs of... Alienation
Good plan.
>>23352741
is that real?
>>23352804
>>23351414
>>23352856
>>23352860
Yeah it's some crazy, deluded shit. If anything you'd want to reach out to folk like that, or at least try to--you might save them and avert some kinda crisis.
>>23352864
Man, I dunno. I used to have another one that was issued to army surplus store owners, but I must have deleted it.
>>23352867
That's the kind of cop I'd like to be.
>>23352884
And now one to take the edge off again.
It's like a horror movie; you can't have constant horror. You gotta let it decompress.
>>23352883
>>23351928
A hot president killer with a short dress and a vespa.
>>23352912
>>23352927
>>23352732
If only my career counselor in high school was able to place my as well as this sheet, I might not be stuck in my shitty job!
>>23352945
who is /k/ again?
>>23352945
>inb4 swamp gas
>>23352906
Time to go back down.
Drums in the deep.
>>23352961
Timothy McVeigh. Oklahoma City bomber. Bombed an FBI building, I think it was--truck bomb.
He did it in response to Waco and Ruby Ridge--and if he'd picked a better target (one that didn't have fucking daycare in it) things might have been different.
He didn't know about the daycare though, as I recall.
>>23352961
Anthony McVeigh
>>23352968
>>23351707
If he can afford that weapon system how come he can't afford a better truck?
>>23352981
Whoops, meant timothy
was reading up on Anthony Casamento, a medal of honor winner, and mixed up names.
>>23352529
Why does Jesus need his name on his shirt?
>>23353014
and now the better version of a jew trying to get out of paying for his share of the check
>>23353031
>>23353055
>>23352741
No way that's real. Nobody could be that dumb.
>>23353079
>>23351414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjsB6BlPhSM&list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ
>>23353090
>>23353109
>>23353132
>>23353143
Is he undead or something?
>>23352945
Who is /pol/?
>>23353155
Healing Factor superpowers i.e. super regen.
>>23353177
Adolf Hitler.
>>23353177
breivik
how do people not recognize these niggers
>>23352732
>stay away from students who exhibit the following traits
>implying if anyone had any mental problems, that shunning them wouldn't make it worse
>>23353143
What is this comic?
>>23353177
Day/k/are please stop asking so many questions and go play with your blocks. They are just bad men, now go on off with you.
>>23353155
Vampire.
>>23353195
I'll admit I've literally never heard of him or the Oslo attacks. Just looked it up on Wikipedia/
>>23351679
Are those the speshul underwater Navy seal police or some shit? Why are they wearing rebreathers?
>>23353177
Anders Breivik. He's known for killing a bunch of non-whites in Sweden to preserve "muh heritage."
>>23353192
Why does Swearing Cyclops have Wolverine powers?
>>23352741
>in the 1991's
All of the 1991's
>>23353228
Most of the people Breivik killed were white though.
>>23353206
I'm just here for the katana threads m8
>>23352015
Is she seriously walking around with her bare feet on shattered glass and shit?
>>23353261
>animu
>logic
Pick one
>>23353254
Really? Shit, I heard different.
But if that's the case, then why does /pol/ worship the guy?
>>23351679
To be honest
I would absolutely watch the shit out of The Andy Griffith Show: The Next Generation
>>23353278
Because of why he did it I think
>>23352732
FUUUCCKKKKKK
I fit over 3\4 of that list.
>inb4 FBI fucks up my shit for doing nothing
>inb4 no-knock raid
>>23353228
Breivik was Norwegian
>>23353293
Because of the immigration, correct?
>>23353255
Just...just go.
>>23353257
Time for some serious fun-poking.
>Delicate egomaniac reporting in
>>23353278
Because they were all liberal white kids who were at some camp retreat supporting multiculturalism
>>23352732
>access to weapons
>inappropriate humor
>unlimited, unmonitored internets
Yes, that's like, umm EVERYONE
>>23351928
>>23353309
My mistake. Thanks for correcting me. It's been a while since I first heard about him.
Fun fact: When I learned about this in college, the professor told me that for training he would play COD and other FPS games. I told him that's a load of shit because if that was the case I'd be a hell of a lot better at shooting then I am now.
>>23352945
>dark knight shooting
>/tv/
heh
>>23353367
I'm going to go out on a limb here and accuse you of being a High Schooler.
Your fun fact stunk.
>>23353404
>>23353367
kek he also played a shitload of WoW
>>23353408
Damn. Sorry to hear that.
And no, it was college.
>>23352856
>Texas Ranger
>not becoming an Arizona Ranger
>not continuing the tradition of the 26 Men
>Who rode the Arizona Territory
>High is the glory of 26 Men
>Who's parish helped to fill the Territory
>26 Men who saddled up and then
>Rode out to answer duty's call
>26 Men who lived to ride again
>And fight for the rights and the liberty of all
>This is the story of 26 Men
>Enforcing law within the Territory
>Praise be the Glory of 26 Men
>Who rode the Arizona Territory
>>23353205
Preacher. I should find a better scan one of these days.
>>23353440
>>23352162
>you could buy a full giggle Thompson at the hardware store no questions asked.
I think paying $200 for an NFA stamp and waiting months is a question or two asked.
>>23353230
Same reason Randum Spiderman also has Wolverine powers.
>>23353367
I'd probably be more willing to kill Germanic/Nordic-looking folks after playing the last few Russian missions in WaW a few times.
>>23353336
>INTJ
>Being lumped in with Kayzynski and Zukerberg
>>23353439
I'm a Texas boy, no big iron for me.
But the Texas Rangers are the folks who get called in to investigate corruption in law enforcement, and they have a reputation for being the kind of men who can't be bought. The kind of cops that cops should be.
That's my dream.
>>23353336
Delicate egomaniac brofist?
>>23353024
the same reason why the desk at the pearly gates needs to be labeled "heaven"
>>23353228
sloths are best bros
>>23353454
I hope it is martian niggers.
>>23353479
Always.
>>23353463
I can never place myself, feels good in this moment.
>>23353485
I'm gonna regret this, but what is that from?
>>23353485
You have sex with that sloth, don't you? I know your games Asia.
>>23353485
I second >>23353520
Where that from?
>>23353526
If they made a game about dating pigeons, do you really expect anything different?
>>23353520
What a hero.
>>23352968
>How do I defend from a tree?
>>23353539
He's a man's man, alright.
>>23353278
Because of his manifesto
>>23353336
>all those based dudes in ISTJ
>>23353143
Preacher. This scene did not go how I thought it was going to go. That dude shooting has no dick. The guy he's shooting is a vampire who can regenerate limbs. I figured the mobster guy would have asked to become a vampire in return for not shooting.
>>23351414
>>23353336
ENTJ. Harsh harsh
Not even making fun of us.
>>23352860
I never really liked this "just talk to them" angle.
Have you ever actually done it? "Just talked to" that guy everyone hates? I like giving people the benefit of the doubt, so I've done it on many occasions -- my typical finding is that the really mentally rekt faggots out there are lost fucking causes. Generally, they're arrogant, onery, standoffish little fuckheads...
think of it this way: imagine trying to talk to /pol/ IRL; that's what talking to an alienated autistic kid that everyone hates is like -- ostracised people are that way for a damn reason.
>>23353740
"Hey man, what's up?"
>Fuck off, asshole.
"Let's be friends so you don't shoot up a school!"
If I was the pissed off edgy guy, I think people befriending me just so I don't go on a shooting spree would irritate the hell out of me.
>>23353336
>soulless puppetmaster
hmmmm
>>23353790
I was mostly a loner in high school, only had a few friends. When people I I didn't really talk to tried talking to me, I just awkwardly tried to end the conversation. The worst is when some cute complimented me and I just said "T-thanks".
>>23353835
>The worst is when some cute complimented me and I just said "T-thanks".
I still do that. It catches me off guard.
>>23352945
if you ever go read eric harris' documents, he's not quite "/b/", but more like the /doom/ threadfags on /vr/ + /pol/ (he was a major naziboo and thought columbine would just be the start of his and klebold's romp across america purging the weak...epic lol)
>>23353261
She's a gun.
>>23353014
>weinstein
i bet /pol/ would have a field day with that
>>23351621
Naw, USA Today or NPR or some other shit did a survey, 15k respondants. Republicans and "conservative leaning" respondents self-identified as pro-gun and/or as gun owners 64% of the time. Democratic and "liberal leaning" respondents self-identified as pro-gun and/or as gun owners 60% of the time.
>>23353790
There was a quiet and awkward ET who had a creepy vibe on my first ship (US Navy), and a FC friend of mine said he was nice to him solely "so when he goes postal, I only get shot in the knee rather than the face."
>>23351707
>liberals cannot into slippery slope fallacy
>>23353224
Police on Krieg.
>do you not the Emperor citizen?
>>23353572
He is honestly the most based character in the game.
>>23352552
>implying he doesn't
>>23353336
Whiny primadonna? I mean, it's a bit rough, but I can see where that might be perceived.
>>23352867
>every recorded open-carry encounter.jpg
>>23352945
>/k/
>Timothy McVeigh
>not this bad motherfucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0O3k04pxOQ
Little Britain - Guns!
>>23354229
McVeigh killed more people and he isn't a gook.
>>23353336
>watched johnny mnemonic for the first time the other day
>great, now I fucking score as keanu reeves.
fuck you /k/
>>23351414
If you're anti gun, you're a rape enabler
>>23352138
Can someone edit this to say something about the fact that she has a revolver instead
>>23354152
they're all negative.
the entire point of that graphic is to allow you to see yourself through the lens of someone who hates you.
most of those "who you are if XXXX score" images present you in a positive light...so this one allows you to see the opposite so that one can remain objective about their self assessment...
>>23353520
I lost it.
This is the hero this country deserves. Maybe is less whiny, bitchy kids didn't get what they wanted for once in their lives they wouldn't totally snap in high school the first time a girl says "no" and shoot the place up.
>>23354235
The only thing about this video which irritated me was that they called a 1911 a blowback pistol.
>>23354245
but this gook killed himself in such a badass way
>Two hours later, police eventually caught up with him, and as forces closed in, Woo detonated two grenades, killing himself and three of his hostages. Mr. Suh himself survived gravely injured.[8] Four rounds of ammunition and one hand grenade were recovered by police from inside the farmhouse.[6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woo_Bum-kon
http://youtu.be/C1R0kQ2-grM
>>23354378
To be fair, I have a blowback 1911. It's Spanish space magic.
>>23352945
I would have expected /b/ to be this guy.
>>23354401
L...Llama?
>>23353336
>Dawkins
>Speer
>incompetant
nigga pls, Speer designed a meeting hall for Hitler that, if Germany hadnt lost the war and thus not built the thing, would have had the largest dome in the world. 6 times larger than the Pantheon in Rome. It would have held 180,000 people. Thats enough people that their body heat and breath would cause enough condensation to create rainclouds in the dome. IT WOULD FUCKING RAIN INSIDE HOLY FUCK
>>23354125
The DLC was never about saving the tribe from extermination, or Zion.
It's all about Graham and his struggle with his inner demons. It's right there in the title--Honest Hearts. The tribals are just set dressing for Graham to have a chance at looking at who he is and why he does the things he does, and be honest with himself about it.
Also his monologue for the Good End is amazing. The entire character is just amazing, but I'm an absolute sucker for a redemption story.
>>23351414
I'll admit that's kinda funny, totally not me though. i don't buy guns for protection, I buy them because i like them.
>>23354452
>implying that shit wasn't an example of why the Germans lost the war
Let's build a new ego piece that requires like a year's steel production for the entire reich, and is too heavy for the ground it's supposed to be built on.
>>23354429
Yeah, not sure why the Spanish thought that was a good name for a series of pistols.
>>23351707
Citizens have the right to bear arms as in firearms
why are liberals so dumb?
>>23353024
Because if it didn't say Jesus you might mistake him for some tree hugging hippy
>>23354235
>Replace police uniform with flecktarn
>Throw a nugget in for the bolt action instead of the remington
>/k/ tries to convert liberals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GBSwxyPuaE
are you ready /k/?
Ban hide and seek
>>23352945
But the Supreme Gentleman was /r9k/ incarnate.
Yup
>>23352138
>revolver
>8 shot groping
>>23352552
>Luke 22:36
Also his disciples carried swords.
Face it Jesus loves the shit out of 2a
>>23353254
Most of Norway is still white, except for the snackbar ghettoes. He shot them because they were pro-kebab socialists. One kid actually convinced him not to kill him. Ironically, he used a Mini-14, not one of them eeevil black rifles or slavshit. The funny thing is that several nutjobs have used them in sprees, but the AKs and ARs always get banned.
>>23354622
Your point?
>>23353079
Preacher! Such a good comic!
>>23354622
not all revolvers are six shooters. Some hold less, some hold more.
>>23351414
>women avoid guns
>wonder why they get raped
>>23353526
I'd totally become a furry and go to meets and everything just to dress in a sloth costume and go 1/20th normal speed in everything I do.
>>23354506
Llama also means "flame" in Spanish.
>>23354748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5tjPWwABc
>>23353336
>two commies and mark zuckerberg for INTJ
that's more maddening than the description
>>23354722
Please. It's a graphic novella.
>>23354779
I'm ENTP. I'm lumped in with fucking Obama.
>>23354622
>groping
I see what you did there
>>23354803
shit's rough
hey you hear about that virus from africa? wouldn't worry about it, he can't get reelected anyways
>>23352968
Why is there a guy poppin a squat under the tree
>>23354881
traced from a picture in eastern europe
>>23353440
here you go /k/. In time for when the jury decides to not indict Wilson.
>>23354452
>>23354500
Speer was pretty based. He was the reason Germany had any production whatsoever in the later years of the war.
>>23353572
I fucking loved Honest Hearts. Mostly because I live in Mormontown Utah and I go down to Zion every summer.
>>23352968
also
>Air robot
What an un-british name for a spinny snapashooty
>>23354774
Well... I never knew that. Thanks.
>>23351414
Horsey is an idiot who is incapable of using anything other than stereotypes and made-up "facts" to make his points.
>>23354511
We can own grenades, and rockets, they're just prohibitively expensive, and have to be registered
>>23352732
Uh oh
Imma potential shooter
Smoked marijuana and ate mushrooms at the same time tonight, and was shit faced for 2 days straight. And been drinking for a long time
But I'm not in school
>>23354622
theres 9 though retard
>>23354774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaUmx5s6iE
>>23352015
>bare feet
My boner.
>>23352015
If only the battle raifus were part of the fanservice OVA.
Or just more present in general.
>>23352945
The columbine dudes weren't bullied. If anything they were the bullies.
The media put a spin on it to make it look like something it's not.
>>23351414
I do marketing in the industry, and this is actually kind of true. We have known this for some time, and its why all of the sudden all these big firearms companies are buying each other and coming out with product to compete with each other.
Sorry if i fucked up the circle jerk. Not saying its permanent, but its definitely happening.
>>23353336
>INFP
Pretty much on the spot.
>>23355453
right? this is my fetish.
>>23353520
>>23353526
>>23353531
Sadly no, it's not a game. Just a series of gifs a guy made. I'll dump the rest.
>>23355935
>>23355953
>>23355966
i posted this before but fuck it thought it was funny
We're sailors on the moon
We carry pistols too
And there ain't no bans
so we buy tall mags
and shoot things that go boom
>>23355984
>We're sailors on the moon
>We carry our Dragoons
shit, I can't think of any other lines
>>23351414
>>23355984
>>23356008
We're shooters on the moon
we carry our Dragoons
and there ain't no bans
so we buy spam cans
and sing our slavshit tune
>>23356041
hue
>>23356104
yes
YES
you're incredible anon
>>23353457
Will sharp dressed frankie castle shoot him again with a mosin?
>>23354571
she killed a predator! those clicking sound...
>>23354571
>rating and comments disabled
hue
>>23353336
>tfw ENTJ
>fucking Stalin.
>enjoys seeing corpses
>enjoys masturbating more than sex
that last one is true tho
>>23356268
How does it feel to literally share a personality type with Satan?
>>23354571
>Leaving a fully loaded gun in the most insecured place possible.
I'm glad the children die, their moron genes should not be allowed to pass.
>>23352906
I always wonder if that is true
>>23356395
The thought of America being so goddamn good at fighting precisely because nobody has any fucking idea what's going on or what they're doing and they basically ignore all the rules does tickle me.
But it's probably not true.
>>23356342
My parents had let loaded guns unsecured since I was about 14. I guess it would be different but I'm not retarded or suicidal.
>>23356336
good.
it feels good.
>>23356418
Did they at least explain to you "Anon this is not a toy, i will teach you how to use it, so that you don't misuse it." Cos thats what my dad did. He always kept his .223 hunting rifle in a closet, rounds on the highest shelf, so i could have easily gotten the rounds at 12 or so. But i never needed to do that, because i was taught to use the tool safely and not like an idiot.
>>23356496
No, I never really got to fire an actual gun until 15 even though I had a pellet gun previously. They just knew I wasn't retarded.
I basically got my basics of gun education from video games, but they showed me that guns fuck shit up hardcore and to handle them responsibly.
>>23354229
>Gook
that's lame as shit.
>>23354881
>>23353551
You're supposed to hide under trees as cover
>>23354655
it's like you christfags (neokikes) don't even read your fuckin books.
"hen said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
>>23351427
this one hits a bit too close to home....I need to get the fuck in shape.
>>23354571
>Comments disabled for this video
of course
>>23356559
same
>tfw no motivation
>>23356531
>They just knew i wasn't retarded
Thats not a good policy to have on a child, most of them are gonna get curious, and they will somehow figure this shit out. So either make it impossible for them to do, or teach them to do it right and satisfy their curiosity.
>>23351679
>>23351928
>>23356714
I threw it at him. He beat the shit out of me.
It was worth it.
>>23352781
>no guns in the kitchen
Underrated comic
>>23356727
>Not circle strafing round him until he stops, then do it again
Wimp
>>23356992
I let him beat the shit out of me and then picked it back up and did it again.
And he beat the shit out of me again.
We did that back and forth for something like ten minutes.
>>23354125
I actually stopped playing Fallout:NV after I completed HH, it just felt like the game could not top that
>>23353336
am i supposed to know what all those acronyms are?
>>23357034
meyers-briggs types
>>23357022
Lonely Road comes close, but it's still not quite as good. It was the more enjoyable DLC and had a better setting, but Ulysses just wasn't quite as good as Graham.
Graham overshadowed everything else in that game.
>>23353475
In the eyes of the Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger, better know the truth from wrong and right
>>23352927
Huxley was disturbingly ahead of his time.
Read Brave New World sometime. While it's clearly political satire, it's scarily close to point. We're all given everything we need and want (food, water, drugs, copious entertainment), so what reason would we have to fight against the establishment, or have any kind of free, independent thought? The elite, high-tier citizens of the class structure are artificially grown in labs, and taught from a young age to be free, open, openly sexualized, and to indulge in orgy-porgies and pleasant drugs from a young age. The lower classes have their bodies and brains stunted before birth by means of oxygen deprivation, to be dumb worker drones their whole lives. (clearly an analogy of the haves and have nots, who are pigeon-holed from birth into a role to serve; IE money makes money, poverty makes poverty).
In the end, the only one with clarity of thought and being hates the 'civilized' world so much that he hangs himself.
