Why don't we attach musicians to combat arms sections?
>section comes under attack during a patrol
>everyone drops prone or scrambles for cover, making a couple of snap shots along the way
>the enemy is seen
>the arcs are formed
>the order to fire is given
>the shocking cacophony of "slow" fire among a dozen and a half people is only overpowered by the wailing of strings
>>Combat Violinist plays INSPIRE STRENGTH
>>22875402
Because bards suck and nobody wants to be them aside from hipster fags
>>22875402
Man, I miss being a dumbass teenager.
>>22875629
I just miss my DnD days.
>>22875629
yeah how dare people make jokes
>>22875652
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>22875709
>he's so flustered that someone didn't like his shitty joke and called him retarded he's going to drop the autism card
Carry on
>>22875402
Playing songs of kebap removal and things
>2014
>arguing, attempting to disprove, or even defending yourself to strangers on the Internet
>>22875779
Implying only the intolerable fags who feel the need to post in every pointless threads are the only ones with opinions.
keep on keeping on OP
>muh silent smirking and moving on majority
What song would they play?
This would be my vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6t3BvsbmzU
>>22879334
Watch him accuse you of samefag now.
Me too.
i want to see a tactical bard
>>22875402
Maybe if he could play Slayer or AC/DC.
>>22875402
I'd love to see combat pipers.
>>22879415
Close enough.
>>22880515
loving that staff
We already have musicians in the military. In fact, doesn't every damn military in the world have a marching band?
But what we really need is some guys who carry a boombox to battlefield and play a sick background music.
>tfw you will never march into battle alongside your comrades listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DygZzwWbs4
>>22880562
yea but only fags go be in the marching bands
>>22880515
If there's a pommel, where does the backblast come out?
>>22875402
>desolate wasteland of the middle east
>a battle is raging
>american men pinned down by the meanest of terrorists
>no way out
>suddenly from the ruins a lone man appears
>with nothing more then a mask and a guitar in hand, he starts to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcGc-nbLco
>Be inna Kurdy like place fighting ISIS
>Put my Xiaomi M3 volume on highest
>Put portable speakers on highest volume
>Play songs by Michael Learns to Rock
>>22875402
Stop at The Guild and pick one up before leaving the wire.