War is the way of Man.
Man is the means of War.
You allow us War.
Our worship is our readiness.
It is proper to adhere to our nature,
Aggression is natural,
We are meant to be aggressive.
Through war we are purified,
Through slaughter we are enlightened,
I cast thee, Nex Alea,
May fortune find strength in me,
So that my weaknesses be absolved.
Ave Nex Alea!
Ave Nex Alea!
Ave Nex Alea!
>>22674191
Damn /k/, you've got me saving shit left and right this morning.
>>22674191
You know the fucked up thing is that it looks huge but in reality its about man sized.
Ave Nex Alea
>>22674191
Saluto Nex Alea.
>>22674191
Is this the /k/ demiurge?
>>22674191
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Corporal, huh? We're all supposed to die, is that it?
>>22674191
That is the monolith!
>>22675200
we are supposed to slaughter our enemies
as is the way of man, and of war
I smiled and exhaled slightly more air than usual from my nostrils. thank you kind sir.
>>22676689
he thinks this is a joke
>>22676689
>thank you kind sir
back to reddit. praise the /k/ube
>>22676689
Infidel scum! May a trainload of Tapco and airshit descent upon you!
>>22674191
>Our worship is our readiness.
thats a very good line
God gave us violence to wage in his honor
Ave Nex Alea
Saluto Nex Alea
The /k/ube loved us so much that it had it's own beloved weapons destroyed and rendered inoperable so that we may have a place to worship.
Each day we thank the /k/ube for it's sacrifice. We pray for a save passage for those who commit to the pilgrimage, and a prayer for those who cannot.
Ave Nex Alea.
I'd heard it was ave cubum necis when someone pointed out the Latin mistakes?
>>22681755
Blasphemy!
Ave Nex Alea
>>22681755
It is Ave Cubum Necis. Ave Nex Alea is hail murder dice. It's "k's" accepted version. It however is extremely incorrect Latin
Where is the /k/ube anyway?
Ave Nex Alea, may your might protect my home during my slumber.
>>22676586
10/10 Would operate with
Ave!
Builders for the cube. The words of Kalashnikova flow through this rifle.
Anyone else get a kit together?
>>22684388
Or spread the word of the cube in anyway?
>>22684086
I like the idea of dice.
It's like the /k/ube is playing dice with your fate.
Each day is a blessing. Each kill is a blessing. But we thank the /k/ube, and it blesses us as we go out and spread the word and the lead.
>>22684491
It's all essentially the same thing. I don't put to much thought into it besides creating a foux religion to butt blast gun controlists and hippie anti-war douche bags
can someone find the writing-fags incharge of the murdercube bible and get them to finish it already.
>>22674450
This, I was disappointed when I went to the armoury and saw it wasn't close to the monolith I believed it would be.
But I guess good things come in small packages
>>22674191
if this becomes a religion there will never again be an anti gun law, or a prolonged period of peace.
>>22684672
just need enough people to report it on the census and then we have it
>>22684680
Shouldnt be too hard
I mean fuck, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a fucking thing. This shouldnt be too hard
>>22684697
Whats the religions name so we can put it on it?
>>22684749
[spoiler] cubism [/spoiler]
>>22684771
thank ya anon
This shit is actually autistic
stop it
>>22684771
Wouldn't it be kubism?
>>22684792
The /k/ube will grow larger.
>>22684388
If I ever see someone with that patch I'm going to murder them for being a heretic.
>>22684830
Good Good
>>22684792
Shut up bloomburg, ya hippie
>>22684803
Yea, makes more sense
>>22684792
feinstein pls
>>22684830
bring it bitch
>>22684830
I didn't know ivan was a heritic.
>>22676586
or die trying
? ? ?_? ?? GIVE CUBE ? ? ?_? ??
>>22684388
dare i ask how you set those rivets?
>>22684903
With a hammer. Poorfag style.
>>22684871
Gee Bill, two shields?
>>22684875
Well now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
>>22684918
but did you use a jig?
>>22684936
I used a spare cross member support cylinder. It forced the rivet against the rail, and the rail against the reciever. . .
And it works
>>22684926
And the other half is speed, surprise, and violence of action.
AVE NEX ALEA
>>22674191
Saluto Nex Alea
>>22684771
>>22684803
You're all wrong. It's Order Of The /k/ube.
>>22688104
>order of the kube.
you're wrong. its bang it Barry.
>so many people that didn't know about the murder/k/ube
>>22688491
>and I can't even greentext
>>22674225
New to /k/ eh?
>>22684183
Somewhere in canada i think
>>22675200
We slaughter our enemies as the way of man. We build our empires so they to can be targeted as fuel for future slaughter. The cycle shall continue until the sun burns out and we find a new sun. Such is the way of Man.
>>22688372
Nex Alea holds his soul now.
>>22674191
Saluto cubum necis
>>22681728
Prayer for safety is no the way of Man nor the way of the /k/ube. It sits and waits for those worthy to carve their own path to prostrate themselves in its holy aura.
>>22684183
The /k/ube is in all of us as it is the heart of Man. You need only look.
>>22684631
the bible is open ended not unfinished. As is Man himself. Once our story is finished it shall find a more worthy people to continue its unspoken legacy.
>>22684809
"And the /k/ube shall grow with every drop of blood shed in its name. So is the way of Man. So is the way of the /k/ube."
>>22688491
Spread the word anon, and the lead.
>>22674191
Just a question, if I was to start making murdercube coffee tables out of broken airshit guns, would you approve or buy them?
>>22688588
No, they have to be real guns.
Only by destroying real firearms, making them permanently unusable, can you show real love and dedication to the one true /k/ube.
It takes great courage to destroy the things you love, but you will be rewarded, and looked kindly upon by the /k/ube, as you have sacrificed, as it as sacrificed for us.
>>22688609
But destroying the heretic airsoft rifles will give me the /k/ubes respect. I have vanquished the enemy of war? No?
I think we should add something into the scriptures about the /k/ube creating both man and deer, and man getting too greedy over his kills, and so man refuses to give a sacrifice to the /k/ube, and so the land is besieged by anti-funners and lolberals, as punishment for man's disrespect.
>>22684183
The /k/ube is everything.
Every cloud of combusted propellant.
Every stroke of the piston as it cycles a new cartridge.
Every sound of a spent casing hitting the bloodstained ground.
Every rusted, ancient sword buried deep in the soil.
Every shattered helmet and splintered shield.
Every grave of Man slain in War.
>>22688622
You wish to build an effigy of the /k/ube from blasphemous facsimiles which are meant to steal /k/ube's glory like vultures? You must be castrated in your sleep and your thumbs and index fingers severed.
Casings 1:1
And so the /k/ube gifted itself with a body, so that it may inhabit and protect the world of the physical, the world of man.
Casings 1:2
The /k/ube did ask it's followers "thy shall bring your finest arms, or every caliber, of every dimension, of every assembly and of purpose, and thy will construct thy /k/ube a body, so that the pilgrims; being yourself and your children and their children may worship me. I will inhabit this body".
Casings 1:3
And so the faithful did build a body for their Lord, as it had specified. After many months of labour, the /k/ube was pleased with the efforts of man, and did again speak with them. "You shall christen my throne, my body, with the blood of game, but not just any coyote nor hare nor stag, but the blood of game that has proved itself worthy of being in such a holy event".
>>22688622
Heresy! You'd make a false /k/ube from facsimile materials. The kube is culminated sacrifice of Man. Not some child play thing. We do not use it as a table or as a storage device. It exists for us as we do it. It shows us the path. It is the path.
>>22688633
The /k/ube existed before us and shall continue to. Reborn as each new civilization arises. Bringing with them new weapons of war to be crafted and loved. The deer are inferior as they do not understand the /k/ube. Those that fear the truth of the /k/ube are not man and thus not human.
Here's a very rough draft of the Ten Commandments
>I: There are NO other gods before me
>II: Thou shalt not worship false /k/ubes. Only the /k/ube that resides in Canada is fit for worship
>III: Thou shalt not muzzle-sweep
>IV: Thou shalt treat my children as if they always bore live rounds
>V: Remove kebab
>VI: I have blessed the world with the right to bear arms. You must uphold this right, you must fight for this.
>VII: Your Lord, the /k/ube welcomes violence, but do not spill blood in vain. Only the violence of the true warrior, in defence of his home, his country, or in the removal of kebab is looked upon kindly in the optics of the /k/ube.
That's it so far.
>>22688555
>cubum necis
Somebody get this heretic outta here.
Artillerium 1:1
The /k/ube did banish the /k/anaanites from their promised land of Rhodesia. "You have failed to uphold my law and you have failed to protect the rights of man to bear arms. For this insult, your Lord, the /k/ube will take away the land I promised to you". And it was so. The /k/ube's vengeance rained from the heavens. Fire claimed their farms, their crops were destroyed, the /k/anaanites grew hungry. Acid rain corroded their firearms, flooding ruined their ammunition supplies, and they became defenceless. Their writings, their knowledge of firearm maintenance and manufacturing were wiped from existence; for the crime of not upholding the /k/ube's law, man had lost the /k/ube's gifts, and so the art of firearms would have to be rediscovered.
Artillerium 1:2
With no land, and only the guilt of not upholding the /k/ubes law, the /k/anaanites left Rhodesia, and went their separate ways, hoping to arm the world, and spread the word of the /k/ube.
>>22688829
And so it wad that the worlds crude and rusted weaponry met a wave of renewal and refinement. The /k/ube has spoken and in its words a new golden era of weaponry was born. It shown that even the wayward can be made useful if used correctly. A dull blade made ever sharper.
The /k/ube created man and rifle; one is not complete without the other.
The /k/ube gave man the laws.
The men who adopted the laws were known as the /k/anaanites.
The /k/anaanites inhabited Rhodesia, the land promised to them by the /k/ube.
The /k/ube was displeased with the /k/anaanites for their arrogance, and punished them by taking away their firearms, and taking away Rhodesia. Only when the world is armed with both rifle and the word of the /k/ube can they return.
Mankind spends thousands of years relearning about gunpowder, ballistics and rifling.
In the 1970s, Rhodesia is once again claimed by man, but not after the world is armed and enlightened, as this is against the /k/ube’s commandments.
Rhodesia was once again destroyed, renamed Zimbabwe.
>>22688726
how about no?
>>22689399
>>22689468
>>22684973
i'm interested in your method, have pics?
>>22689475
Font needs to be better, this is difficult to read.
>>22674191
This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, war is the truest form of divination. It is the testing of one’s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god.
http://murdercube.com/
BEHOLD THIS KNOWLEDGE, AND USE IT TO DO THE WILL OF THE KUBE UNTO THE EARTH
>>22674191
Ave Nex Alea
Ave Nex Alea
Ave Nex Alea
Saluto Nex Alea
>>22689516
Sure
You take this mother fucker
And jam it inside the reciever. With one end pushing the rivet hard against the rail. It's a tight fit so you should have no problem with the rivet moving.
>>22697424
And on the front rivet I had to trim the cross member support cylinder a bit with a dremil. But it was a spare so, I wasn't concerned about ruining it.
Well. Looks like it is time to add more to the S/k/ripture.
I notice /k/ is kind of schizo on what belongs in the boo/k/, so here's a straw poll to figure it out. I'll probably repost later tonight.
http://strawpoll.me/2501901
>>22697776
Voted.
>>22697908
Every vote counts!
I am trying to gauge the community's opinion, to prevent internal conflicts.
Aside from the anons sperging about the grammar, the second greatest divide was different writers with different visions.
I'll fess up and say I have opinions, that it ought to be modernized to reflect the formation of /k/radio and signal corps..
None the less, I'm not a writer type, all I started doing was compiling the first stories.
I'm going to try and dredge them up..
>>22684846
That looks just like my sister. My dick is confused...
>>22698124
What's there to be confused about? Afraid of a little sister-fister?
>>22674191
>
>>22698163
Mein dick wishes to invade france from the back, figuratively.
