>can be used to treat minor wounds
>makes everything taste better
>can be used to bait traps
>can be used as a light glue
>comes in a million varieties
>adds energy to your food
>does not go bad
So why aren't you stockpiling Honey for SHTF?
>>21891977
Because the stuff in the stores is shit and the stuff my boss's dad gets from his hives is fucking expensive
Inb4 Jerry Seinfeld
>>21891977
because we're not faggots. and it attracts bugs. and if the container it's in gets busted, all your shit gets covered in honey.
>>21891977
>>can be used to treat minor wounds
Huh?
I know that the white shit that forms on top over time is hydrogen peroxide.
>>21891977
>>does not go bad
Ever.
Archeologists found honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.
I'm stockpiling triolet paper, little do people value something they use everyday for almost their entire lives. You will have honey, I will have the most premium triolet paper which will be pratically gold after a month of two when poop hits the fan when everyone's buttholes get rashes and infected that they seal shut.
>>21891977
Because my family already sells honey and has a ton of bee hives
>>21892010
Yeah, what's good to wipe your butt with when tp runs out?
>>21891989
I keep a couple bottles of regular bear honey around but I usually pick up local brands also. Unless you live in Antarctica you have local hives that will sell honey at farmers markets or people your dad knows as you say.
>>21891994
Honey helps cuts heal faster and yeah on some over time you can scrape that off and use it to disinfect. It also helps prevent a wound from becoming infected after you've cleaned it out.
>>21891997
Exactly
>>21891992
Not if you have it in stable containers. And bugs you can use for bait or you can eat them.
>>21892010
We can become barons. Honey and Shit Paper.
>>21892029
My grandparents have hives, and give us glorious dark honey every year.
>mfw I'm waiting to get my jar of honeycomb
>mfw I haven't chewed honeycomb in years
>>21892029
Oh hey sell me some! I'll buy a gallon!
>>21892037
Corncobs that have been soaking in water for a few days
>so why aren't you stockpiling honey for SHTF?
All the organic local honey I buy gets turned into mead. Probably worth more after the grid goes down.
>>21891977
>can be used to bait traps
Pic related
>So why aren't you stockpiling Honey for SHTF?
I am.
>>21892046
I like small bits of comb. I'm chewing some at the moment. Mexican honey and its not too bad but nothing fantastic. I do wish I could get some dark though.
>>21892058
Until the mead runs out, but you can't put mead with oatmeal and have it work that well. It gets too watery and not sugary enough.
>>21892074
how are saturated mice any more effective than dipped mice?
>>21892074
>Pic related
... So you put a mouse in each bottle of honey?
>>21892045
>We can become barons. Honey and Shit Paper.
Can I join your group as bullet bait? I am fat guy so I can take more bullets than other people.
>>21892089
Eh, I'll stick with brewing. I just like to brew mead for myself. Brewing would be a profitable and relatively easy way to turn a buck (turn a trade?).
>any fruit
>2 packets of turbo-yeast
>5 gallon carboy/airlock
>Introducing Hoochpocalypse! Does it taste good? No! Is it carbonated? No! Is it chilled? No! Does it get you drunk? You betcha!
Last Christmas I followed a recipe which requires burnt honey and a blueberry base, it's supposed to be really good. Can't wait until this Christmas to open it up.
>>21892121
No. Yes you can join but not as bullet bait. You may think you have no skills but you do. You just don't know you do. Come with me and I'll see what you can do and put you to work doing it better than anyone else.
>>21892074
It can also preserve things. And if the Coyote does not make off with the mouse you have a crunchy snack. But I'd rather not and shoot and cottontail and steak that out then call the Coyote in. Or just eat the Cottontail and forget the Coyote. I've eaten Coyote, its not worth eating.
>>21892106
Or one big container but smaller containers is easily to process the end product (won't clump together)
>>21892105
When saturated from inside of the body the honey reacts and gives off a distinct scent that most carnivores will find irresistible. Without it, it just smells like carrion dipped in honey.
>>21892147
The trick is to only put it in long enough for it to chemically reaction but not long enough to preserve it. You should take it out and let it aerate after a certain point (depends on temperature and size of bait). That was made specifically for an anon with a coyote problem but works for basically all carnivores, especially mammalian.
>>21892046
>>21892046
honeycomb is amazing i completely agree >>21892053
I should, the only honey we have right now is pomegranate honey, from our bees that pollenate our pomegranate orchard
>>21892145
The last time I made mead I blacked out. It was good enough I did not share it and drank the gallon myself. I want some more but I don't want to wait a year for it either. hah.
>>21892179
Gimmie your email, I want some.
>>21892147
>Come with me and I'll see what you can do and put you to work doing it better than anyone else.
I have a bad feeling..
>>21892186
Oh, yeah, it's great. Dangerous, though, like you said. Tastes so sweet you keep drinking because it's like drinking juice.
The worst hangover I've ever had was from two bottles of cherry mead I made last year. I woke up with a knife behind my eyes, ugh.
Let me join your collective. I can brew and rack at night and blacksmith during the day. I'd need an extra set of hands to make charcoal, though.
>>21892191
ok, we can try and work something out!
Most store bought honey only has enough actual honey in it to be called Honey. It will go bad, It isn't 100% real honey
>>21892197
God damn it, not like that... after the first day.
A lot of people I run into think they can't do a damn thing. That they have no useable skills and don't know anything. I've yet to run into one of them that does not have some basic or even advanced understanding of a skill that allows them to repair, manufacture or rework something. Mostly its simple stuff like cooking or cleaning but sometimes its crazy things like bomb making or securing data. Everyone can do something, they just may not know they can do it.
>>21892216
>implying you can't pick it up, turn it over and read the ingredients
>implying 99% of honey doesn't have one ingredient: honey
>>21892220
>My shrubcrafting sucks but I know how to start fires
>I can cook, an like to cook
>I don't know cars but I can wrench
>Same for computers. I know how they are supposed to be put together
>Only window washing companies wash windows better than I do
I've also had to do some jerry-rig blacksmithing on garden tools and blades, so there's that. Helps when my uncle is a metalworker and his shop is more interesting than what's on TV.
>>21892226
http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2011/11/tests-show-most-store-honey-isnt-honey/#.U74vQ5RdWJQ
>>21892226
He's actually pretty correct, most mass produced store bought shit honey is not even close to the real stuff. Once you have fresh local honey there is no going back.
>>21892298
>TFW I said this in the first post >>21891989
The shit my boss sold me was awesome. Their bees get in on a lot of clover, so it was very pale honey.
I really want to buy more from them but holy fuck they want a lot of money for it.
>>21892010
>triolet
>A triolet (/?traJ.?l?t/ or US /?tri?.??leJ/) is a stanza poem of eight lines. Its rhyme scheme is ABaAabAB and often all lines are in iambic tetrameter: the first, fourth and seventh lines are identical, as are the second and final lines, thereby making the initial and final couplets identical as well.
Fuck, how will I write my poems?
>>21892216
Thanks but no thanks Einstine but were talking about the honey you get yourself.
I found this huge hive while innawoods near my house, I used the smoke trick to make them go to sleep and sealed it up with wax after finding the queen bee. My bee keeping supplies are innamail but whenever I get them I'm going to make fresh honey from scratch
>>21891997
it's not like you're going to need your shtf-setup in 3000 years
>>21892362
Einstein*
Heres the queen bee. I poked holes in the jar so don't worry.
>>21892362
>>21892376
Uh...
>>21892074
>kill a mice due to slow acting organ poisoning
usually i'm not a moralfag, but there must be another way to make proper coyote-bait
besides
>stockpiling honey
why not get an own bee-hive?
>>21892410
bees are tricky to keep, for sad reasons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colony_collapse_disorder
>>21892336
>>triolet
>Fuck, how will I write my poems?
>>21892426
buddy of mine got some bee-hives, never had any problems with them in ~ 5 years
>>21892410
>Giving a shit about vermin
>>21892426
Bee boss guy here. He said one of their hives did that once, but that was only one out of eight and it was a long time ago.
>>21892362
I'm scared
>>21892400
I'm ordering honey comb boxes too if thats what you mean, I'm going to assemble them myself
>>21892362
Charlie, is that you?
>>21892376
>.....
That, is a wasp.
It does not produce honey.
It produces terror.
You have just bottled terror. Well done. Now enjoy getting skull fucked by the ATF for having a destructive device.
>>21892376
>>21892468
this guy seems to be right
>>21892362
>>21892376
>>21892400
>>21892468
>Several anons keep beez
>One guy keeps wasps
I didn't really expect anything different.
Figure out how to make a wasp-delivery system and let us know when you have weaponized them
>>21892499
Are bumblebees just impersonators?
>>21892506
>All those fools keeping bees for honey in SHTF
>Just get raped and have their hives stolen by the man who mastered the wasps
>>21892499
>>21892468
Its a hairless bee, and if its a wasp how come it came out of a bee hive and not a dirt mound?
>>21892362
nigga. I dont even
>>21891977
>So why aren't you stockpiling Honey for SHTF?
>implying I'm not
Honey is fucking delicious
Peanut butter and honey on toast master race reporting in
>>21892376
RIP anon kun
when shtf and if you are still alive please spare me, I will become your humble servant.
>>21892529
>>21892576
If those are wasp hives why do they have honey combs?
>>21892089
some of my family and friends have hives, one of my good friends married into a family who owns a good chunk of hives for Miller IIRC
I remember one time a wasp got in my house.
I seriously considered just burning the house.
>>21892591
well wasps need to breed their offspring somewhere aswell
>>21892400
>>21892447
>>21892506
>>21892468
>>21892499
Is this really a wasp hive or is /k/ messing with me? What am I supposed to do with it? I still have the hive in a box with blankets inside my garage.
How do I get real bees if I can't harvest my own?
>>21892612
My buddy and I were fishing in part of the Wildcat creek in Indiana, off a small cliff. I went towards the south end of the cliff and found a shrub with a shitload of wasps.
We don't fish there anymore.
>>21892662
give it to your neighbor as a surprise gift
>>21892662
Yes that's really a wasp nest.
Remove it from home and burn it immediately.
>>21892662
burn it.
far away from people
try not to die
10/10 joke, as most people here apparently don't watch Always Sunny.
>>21892662
>What am I supposed to do with it?
1. get catapult
2. put it somewhere outside of your property
3. aim at something funny
4. ????
5. proft, run like fuck because these wasps are gonna be pissed
>How do I get real bees if I can't harvest my own?
but a colony and standartized tools, they seem to be needed to produce honey properly without destroying the hive every time you harvest it
>>21892684
Charlie pls
>>21892662
Acquire old boxes of .22lr
Insert wasps
Sneak onto shelves at your local Walmart or Cabela's as scalper bait
.22lr reaches all time low in prices in 2 weeks guaranteed
>>21892696
>>21892686
I'm going to try this tomorrow.
>>21892712
I don't have a catapult and would worry about the hive breaking mid air or something.
>>21892684
I like my neighbors why would i do that?
Thanks i feel really stupid now...
>>21892737
>acquire shotgun shells
>remove shot
>full with wasps
>>21892743
>You will never catapult a wasp hive at local fascist government facility
Oh well..
>>21892757
you forgot
have your door and face kicked in for bio-weapons
>>21892763
>ATF kicks in your door
>shoot them with fucking wasps
>>21892763
If you were a cop, would you kick his door? He has a supply of wasp-containing shotshells.
Ima let someone else take point at least
>>21892662
I dont think you have the smarts to handle either bees or wasps. I suspect you would be the type to set out looking for bee's and end the day with a home rammed with hornet's.
Anon pls you are drunk, go home.
>>21892737
>they think they're getting boxed unobtainium aka .22lr
>mfw they're really getting 22 hornets.
>>21891977
>expensive
>not very nutritious
>not good for trading relative to the amount of space taken up
Otherwise, honey is still pretty good to have stored up.
>>21892743
fine throw it at a church or gas station or something
OH better yet, place it in a porto-john and jam the door shut
>>21892737
Theoretically speaking how much trouble could you get into by doing this or something similar to this? This is purely hypothetical.
>>21892774
>>ATF kicks in your door
>>shoot them with fucking wasps
>>21891977
>implying I don't keep those single serve packets of honey in my BOB
also, don't forget local honey helps you with seasonal allergies
>>21892662
seriously, it is a wasps nest. and the queen bee of yours is just a wasp. how are you even alive? ive been near wasp nests half that size and needed 4 cans of RAID and a fogger just to get the fuckers out of my attic.
>>21892774
>jamal entering your property
>he notices the front door is open
>as he approaches the front door he starts to hear a buzzing
>as he touches the doorknob the door flies open and several flood lights point at him
>he hears someone in a high pitched voice scream something about castle-law
>the voice erupts into laughing
>jamal sees the house is empty, it's merely decoration for a gigant catapult
>the last thing he sees is a bald naked man riding on a wask hive into his direction
>the whole city was glassed with a nuke afterwards due to the wasp-problem
>>21892815
>How much Trouble would I get in
Did the founding father's ask that question?
Shut the hell up n do ur patriotic duty and let the rest of us get some fuckdamn .22
>>21892805
>wait until someone's in portypotty
>wait until they open door to leave
>throw hive in
>jam door shut
>give them one hell of a portypotty ride
>My face when people don't know wasps make honey.
One second in google, you dumb niggers.
I've put honey on a lot of things.
It works on pretty much anything.
Except marshmallows.
It doesn't work with marshmallows
>>21892761
>>You will never catapult a wasp hive at local fascist government facility
>>21892774
>>ATF kicks in your door
>>shoot them with fucking wasps
>>21892788
>>mfw they're really getting 22 hornets.
>>21892805
>fine throw it at a church or gas station or something
>OH better yet, place it in a porto-john and jam the door shut
>(I have this mental image of anon hurling his wasp hive like a bowling ball toward the target)
>>21892839
>>jamal sees the house is empty, it's merely decoration for a gigant catapult
>>the last thing he sees is a bald naked man riding on a wask hive into his direction
>>the whole city was glassed with a nuke afterwards due to the wasp-problem
>>21892863
>/k/ has degenerated from glorious honey to wasp terrorism
>My sides can't contain the hilarity
>>21892805
>OH better yet, place it in a porto-john and jam the door shut
I could see it now
>guy has to shit really bad
>runs to port-o-potty
>hear buzzing sound
>doesn't care has to shit
>opens door and is immediately engulfed with angry wasps
>runs around sporadically while flailing his arms and shitting himself trying to escape his fate
>covered in wasp stings and shit leading to infection
>>21892864
>Wanting wasp honey.
Anon, why would I want honey laced with pure hatred and rage?
>>21892866
>Except marshmallows.
>It doesn't work with marshmallows
Please explain how sweet bee poo does not mix with airy sugar morsels
>>21891977
My mom just started raising a hive.
If I had the land to do it, I'd do the same.
>>21892886
Combat stims.
>>21892906
>Wasps.
No.
Berserker packs.
>>21892888
Sweet bee poo tastes like ultra sweet bee shit when mixed with sugary candy.
It's a pretty distinct kind of taste that you don't get anywhere else.
>>21891977
He who controls the honey control the wasteland!
>>21892864
We are not the guy who fell for the dirty wasp lies. There is no honey, ever. Only high impact terror.
>ISIS? Wasps.
>16 hour working days? Wasps.
>Drill Sargent? Wasps.
>Crack heads? Wasps.
>Spiders? Wasps.
>Skin walkers? Wasps.
>Wasps? Hornets.
>Honey?
>.......
>Wasps.
Only as long as you don't get that shit that's in stores.
Which is hard to come by or very expensive.
>>21892906
Kek. 10/10 post
>>21892662
Out of joke burn it, wasp and bees are very weak to smoke.
Saved the gems from the poor bastard
>over 9000 hours in paint
how likely would it be for a military to weaponize bees or hornets?
>>21893112
>>21893095
>not including the hive image
>>21893145
I'll make a better version when I get around to it.
>>21893112
Whenever nano technology and those muscle control devices meet ways.
I think its already a thing actually.
>>21893145
Better?
If it's not add whatever else you want yourself.
>>21893207
he meant
>>21892362
>>21893216
I see
>>21892886
Commisar Fuklaw would like to ask you why you WOULDN'T want that.
Honey on a baguette with powdered sugar is a great budget snack.
>>21891977
honey is not a weapon,,,, this pic is more k related than ops threaad
>>21892362
reverse image search reveals this photo is from forum where people collect wasp nests
>>21891977
Don't forget that local honey is good for seasonal allergies.
>>21892737
I'm in tears right now.
>>21892045
Can I be your doctor? Treatments and surgeries will come at an extremely high premium.
>>21894334
Nice autism
>>21891997
What is it about honey specifically that causes it to never go bad?
>>21894426
The sugar absorbs water from bacteria so they can't live in it.
>>21891997
I bet rich people would pay a good pile of money for authentic Egyptian Pharaoh honey.
Didn't this used to be a weapons board?
>>21894456
Are you saying BEEEEEEEEEEEES aren't weapons?
>>21894456
>>21894334
You can almost taste the autism in the air.
>>21894426
A whole bunch of reasons:
>Contains hydrogen peroxide
>Low water content
>Low pH
>Bee-produced antibodies
>>21894438
So you're saying that if I can concoct a way to keep myself completely saturated with honey, but alive at the same time....I'll never die?
>>21894503
Honey enemas.........
>>21894503
Yes
>>21894503
Cardiac failure or neurodegeneration from old age etc. would still kill you.
>>21894514
Ihavethewierdestbonerrightnow.jpg
>>21894522
There is pr0n with honey enemas, Just so you know
>>21891977
I've recently started to wonder about the "never goes bad" perk Honey is supposed to have.
A couple years ago we had bought a little container of honey from the local Food Lion and after another year or so, half of the honey appeared to be hard and coagulated.
But hey, it doesn't go bad right? It smelt fine, it even still tasted fine despite how it looked.
Everyone who ate any of that honey ended up vomiting without fail within the next 6 hours. What the hell happened to it?
>>21894514
Would kill you. Water would get sucked out of your body into the honey.
>>21894536
Something else you ate with the honey was contaminated.
Possible, but unlikely; the honey was filled with toxins, which do not necessarily require bacteria. (For instance, if someone poured coolant into your honey.)
>>21894536
If you read some of the other posts earlier they talk about how most "store honey" has very little of it actually made up of honey, the rest is just filler basically.
>>21894535
Gay pr0n?
>>21894561
No sorry to disappoint
>>21894554
It's pretty ridiculous. They throw in a lot of water, then whatever additives they can get away with on top of that.
If your honey is golden, liquidy and clear, it's probably not real honey. Picture related, it's real honey. It's more like peanut butter than syrup.
>>21894617
>>21891977
Because I have beehives.
>>21891977
nice weapons related thread
>>21892074
This is retarded. Rotten meat works better for attracting coyotes. Hell, even a dead coyote will bring more coyotes.
>>21892145
>Introducing Hoochpocalypse! Does it taste good? No! Is it carbonated? No! Is it chilled? No! Does it get you drunk? You betcha!
No reason it can't be everything, its not really hard to brew if you got he right shit and know how to.
If you want it carbonated just put it in a bottle and screw the cap on, if the fermentation process is complete you can add sugar/honey to get it going again.
Then it will ferment some more and you will get stronger brew with more bubbles.
>>21894617
>>21894622
All they do to make it clear and syrup like is pasteurize it.
>>21892145
You don't brew mead, dumbass. It's not beer. It's honey wine.
You ferment mead.
Magazine > Clip
Drinking honey from Säffle with cacao
>>21894655
it's a weapon against babies, you fucking autist.
not like YOU'RE going to start a thread with original content of guns.
>>21892336
on triolet paper m800
>>21894679
>tripfag defending trifag's thread
>>21894666
Which is what you shouldn't be doing to honey, because it isn't necessary in any way, shape, or form.
On top of that, the majority of the pasteurized honey, as I mentioned already, can barely be called real honey. During the pasteurization process they add a bunch of shit to the honey to dilute it down.
That's why, if you buy honey in the store, you should be buying creamy raw honey unless you know for a fact that the pasteurized stuff hasn't been watered down.
>>21894426
Its the food of the Gods.
>>21894703
>I couldn't come up with a coherent argument.
>>21892010
>triolet paper
>something they use everyday
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A REGULAR ROBERT BRIDGES OVER HERE
>>21894450
>I bet rich people would pay a good pile of money for authentic Egyptian Pharaoh honey.
Of course by then its become rock candy but it is still perfectly edible after thousands of years.
Wine will also last more or less forever if stored properly.
I remember Jacques Cousteau finding a sealed amphora of ancient Greek or Roman wine
on the bottom of the Mediterranean and while it didn't taste particularly good, it was still safe
to drink and he and his crew drank a few glasses.
>nice weapons related thread
Replace the word wasp, with WASR.
Or put a wasp in a WASR.
There. Weaponized wasp all up in this weaponing thread.
>>21894808
>old wine being good
You're an idiot, wine becomes thick like marmelade after a few centuries. That's what Cousteau ate, a thick paste. While it can still be safe to eat, the taste would be anything from suboptimal to horrible because it aged too much.
Good old Bordeaux that is best when x years old is often awfull young, for example. And altough nobody really knows, it probably sucks at 2x old as well.
>>21894847
>wine becomes thick like marmelade after a few centuries. That's what Cousteau ate, a thick paste.
Do you realize you are trying to contradict something that was recorded on video?
>>21892186
I need to pick me up about 20lb of honey so I can make a batch of mulled mead so I can have it for Christmas.
>>21892147
...Would you say no to someone who's thinking about putting together a mobile machine shop like the army used in Vietnam?
Might take an existing one like pic related and gut the interior, putting modern tooling in its place.
>>21894969
>I can travel around and fix or produce almost anything on site
Thats a 10/10 idea that would make you a trade god if the situation ever arose for you to need it.
>>21894969
I think about this too, and what a good SHTF basic chemistry set-up would be, because I've already got some essentials.
Already have: ~300 acres of farmland with a river, wellhouse etc. However the wellpump is electric off the grid, which is a problem. But there is a tractor, a barn, and a house. So the next step in a set-up to really 'bring civilization back', in a really Foundation by Asimov way, would be a power source, huge amount of computer storage (downloaded wikipedia, information, etc.), machine shop capability, and basic chemical activity. From there it would be necessary to stockpile raw metals and chemicals.
>>21894998
>Downloading wikipedia
That's a LOT of external hard drives.
>>21894969
I've seen several things like that for sale over the years. Sometimes it's a trailer, sometimes it's a complete truck like pic related.
>>21895041
>>21895052
Here's a trailer. The gooseneck is where the generator is housed.
>>21895005
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download
10GB compressed for english language wiki. That means no pictures, ofc. After that you have gutenberg books, as much ASME engineering stuff as you can get etc. Of course this is more stuff I think about than things I'm actually going to do, haha. I don't really think things could get that bad, it's just interesting to think about a completely self-reliant situation.
>>21895005
It's more like one external harddrive.
Wikipedia's about 25GB's.
>>21893237
Nice work, anon
>>21894847
>That's what Cousteau ate, a thick paste.
I'll admit it was years ago when I saw the documentary but I remember Cousteau
and his crew sipping on a few glasses of _liquid_ wine and making faces because
it tasted like shit but stating it was still safe to drink.
>>21892362
capp'd.
>>21895067
That's actually interesting. Obviously the pictures are very important but for 10gb that's a lot of info.
>open /k/
>thread with 150 posts about honey
Well this thread didn't go how I expected
>>21892612
A wasp got into my dorm room in college once. I went to the library for the rest of the day...
Why not stockpile salt?
>Wound cleaning agent
>Can be used to preserve and dry food
>Can be used to create electrolyte tonics
>Essential to remaining healthy in small amounts
>Important trading commodity- likely even moreso after SHTF
>Iodinised salt contains another hard-to-find but essential mineral
>Makes food more pallatable, and you're not likely to be doing much gormet dining innawoods
>>21891977
>tfw I have a beekeeper two houses down from me who give me free honey since his bees use flowers on my property.
>>21891997
My aforementioned neighbor has honey from one of his beekeeping buddies that's 30+ years old. It's thicker than most honey and black like molasses. He just waters it down a little and feeds it to the bees.
>>21894536
It is possible for bees to use pollen that while not toxic to them, can be quite toxic to humans. Honey with pollen from mountain laurel flowers is the first that comes to mind
You can use honey to cure AIDS in SHTF.
>>21895930
>when ghosts and demons start rising for the end of times, use it to create barriers and load shotguns to fight supernatural baddies
You're welcome.
>>21896692
Zed. Dammit. Stop giving away all the fucking secrets.
>>21892298
1701
this.As a greek i can confirm the supermarket variants can't be compared to fresh rural honey.
>>21892362
That's a WASP nest you idiot
>>21892365
My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great geart great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgrandchildren could.
>>21896949
Why? Black people don't eat honey what's the harm?
>2 cans of tuna
>Sleeve of crackers
>Honey
Drain the tuna
Crush up crackers
Mix together
Add honey
Mix
Eat with spoon
Great hiking food.
>>21895930
mfw i live next to the ocean
mfw i do not need to stockpile salt as i can make it easily whenever i desire
>>21894340
What kind of people do this?!
For what purpose!?
>>21897490
They are making fleshlights out of them.
>>21892737
>>21894351
Oh my good god my fucking sides
>>21895930
>>Wound cleaning agent
Fucking OUCH
>>21897381
>Fish
>White people
>Honey
>Mix
What?
>>21892877
Such is life in the zone
>>21892010
>triolet paper
You absolutely have to make sure it hasn't been heated over 120º though. Any higher and it starts to cook. And then you just have flavored sugar with none of the benefits of unpasteurized honey.
The Fantastic Four
>Honey.
>IODIZED salt.
>Whole Wheat Flour
>Powdered Milk.
You guys need to read some of Cody Lundin's stuff.
>>21898050
Please tell me more.
I loved watching Dual Survival
>>21897381
Sounds like nigger-rigged smoked salmon.
>>21895930
You don't want to dump salt on a wound. Use sugar, it helps promote new cell growth, will kill bacteria and will keep the wound more sterile
>>21896463
Gotta be royal jelly, steal that shit and become a Bee God
>>21894470
>>21894456
yep, it is.
But its also summer.
>>21891977
local honey also strengthens you immune system to local allergens.
honey is the best plus you can make candles out of the wax and cordage from tinder
If you want something that will disinfect and help heal wounds, I've got a trick that the Amish taught me.
What you do is, take kerosene and brown sugar and mix into a thick paste, kind of like tooth paste. You then apply it to the wound (burns like a cunt) and let dry like it's own scab. You kinda just let it fall off on it's own, but if it falls off during bathing just reapply new paste. It works very well, it heals faster than antibiotics, and it causes scars to be less noticeable
>>21891977
Dont forget Mead
>>21892376
wasps and hornets kill honey bees
kill that fucking thing
>>21898345
Not wanting badass battle scars
>>21898354
>Mead
Yesss
I prefer beer though. mead is a bit too much like wine for my liking.
>>21898354
I've always wanted to try Mead, but could never find any in stores ... Nor do I know anybody who makes it ...
>>21898386
I'm just saying it's a benefit. If you want scars, dump salt into your would
>>21898153
He has two books.
>98.6 degrees the art of keeping your ass alive.
>When all hell breaks loose.
read that,and be informed /k/omrade.
Good stuff.
Supposedly a lot of mormons got by with eating just those 4 things for a long time.
You can even use some process to seperate the protein from the flour to make vegetarian meat of sorts. Cool stuff.
>>21898434
You could always make it yourself
http://www.northernbrewer.com/shop/cider-mead-sake/mead-making/mead-kits
>>21898434
Bevmo stocks it, if you've got one near you. My brother is going to try making some so I'm gonna get some from him when he finally gets around to it, he's making plum wine first because a guy he works with gave him a crate of plums.
>>21898468
Naw ... I'm too incompetent ... I tried making stuff a few times ... Ended up setting the house on fire once and myself on fire twice ... Either I burn it, or I just put too much of something ....
>>21898480
You live in the US?
>>21897850
Good way to stop minor bleeding with things like shaving cuts too. You have to rub it in a little.
Hurts like hell but fixes it up. Good if you don't have superglue
>>21898505
>You live in the US?
Technically? Yes. According to most of /k/? No.
>>21892888
Honey is not bee poo. It's bee vomit.
Mmm.... tasty, tasty bee vomit.
>>21892045
I have a ghost catcher somewhere in this house, can I be the VZ specialist?
>>21898540
What state bro?
>>21898563
California.
>>21898582
Virginia here ..
Shit maine ... das faw away ...
>>21898601
Unfortunate, guess you'll have to try bevmo, I think you can order from their website, let me check.
>>21898662
As it turns out they do mail order, and they still stock mead.
http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductList.aspx/_/D-mead/N-/Ntt-mead?DNID=Home&Dx=mode%2Bmatchany&fromsearch=true&Ntk=All&Ntx=mode%2Bmatchany
>>21898681
Thank you brother
bumpong so I can find thread when I get off work
suck my dick you niggers
>>21898750
only if you let me fuck you in the ass
faggot
>>21898681
I had this a while ago at a local bar:
http://www.bnektar.com/mead/draft-session/necromangocon.html
Technically a mead + mango wine hybrid, but goddamn it was good. Had this weird chervil-like taste to it, a weirdly smooth taste.
>>21898802
That sounds fucking fantastic man
>>21898464
>when all hell breaks loose
I read that once,shit is good.only issue is not enough cold weather survival to keep my ass unfrozen during the canadian winter.
Well that was a load of fun. Half an hour or so into posting my net died for the day so I missed out on all the hilarity.
Another good use for honey is trade. I tried listing that but a lot of people will want honey and it will become a good trade item. Myself though I'd probably eat it. Hell I have some every day.
>>21899531
check your email brah
>>21891977
I'm stockpiling bees.
>>21900400
WHAT DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE BEES FOR?
>>21891977
Raw honey reporting in. Hopefully I'll be able to find a good source in FL when I move.
>>21891977
You forgot to mention
>lasts forever, even the ones found in Egyptian tombs
>>21902715
>read the thread faggot.
>>21902807
>being this angry on the internet
>>21894351
9001 Hours in MS Paint
>>21892376
i hope this is serious.
please god let this be serious
>>21892696
>>21892686
>>21892684
>>21892662
dont listen to these guys
that a hairless bee
just get your supplies in and get started on that honey. it takes a while though
