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Moth Hugs Edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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x is best girl
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Soft > All
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Did we die, either way undeads are cute
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I want to hug Deruella.
Nonsexually.
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>>15403263
Gives new meaning to "X gonna give it to ya"
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Deruella is olev.
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>15403262
Good call, I was almost going to make one.
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>>15403273
I wonder how Holstaurus milk tastes like.
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xth for cheer up less
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>>15403277
Milky.
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>>15403270
But what if I can't get it on my own?
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>>15403278
How is there still no porn of that alp?
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What would you think of a type of slime that behaves in a way which causes it to frequently be mistaken for ghosts, evil spirits, nature spirits, demons, and occasionally angels?
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>>15403284
spooky slime
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>>15403283
I do wonder the same
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>>15403284
2spooky4me.
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>>15403278
Nigga just drew something on /v/, never thought I'd see the day.
He's still a faggot.
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>x edition
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Reminder that even Ushis need love
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>>15403295
Yeah, I noticed that too. I really hope that it's not because a certain someone is forcefully posting threads. I doubt it, but jeez, this is a low point either way. What's wrong with you, OP?
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I want my OL boss to be a ______
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>>15403295
>>>/a/
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>>15403296
When will we see an Ushi with massive stonking titties? They are part bovine after all.
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>>15403294
He's trying to get over grief he said last thread in the /v/ drawthread
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Your imouto has brought you something anon.
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>tfw blew your chances with the anubis class rep and now you're the laughing stock of the rest of the delinquents
at least the Nerdwan still gives me her homework
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>>15403273
>tfw a monster girl will never go berserk in order to protect your smile
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>>15403284
Add to this list being mistaken for Aliens, conspiracy theories, Tulpas and Succubus and you would have the perfect spooky waifu.
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I'm gonna go fishing and put a wurm on my hook and see what I catch
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>>15403296
Perfect for cuddlerape.
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>>15403309
I find it highly comical either way.
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>>15403314
>You'll never go berserk in order to protect your monster girl from the order
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>>15403304
Christmas Cake Troll.
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>>15403278
>>>/v/341533103
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>>15403313
Musclegirl Hellhound when?
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>>15403318
I want an ushi to cuddle rape me.Actually i just want any mg to cuddle rape me.
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I'm gonna go live in a Wurm's cave
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>>15403329
I'm gonna go live in a urm's bosom!
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>>15403326
>Bullying .Less
When was this a thing?
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>>15403311
W-what the hell even is it? Why does she look so angry?
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>>15403334
.less was, and still is bullied because he's a faggot.
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What's every ones opinion about ManyEyedHydra?
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>>15403328
Soft, sleepy cuddle rape
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>>15403341
He'd be good if he wasn't so fixated on snuff shit.
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>>15403341
I like the idea of his alternate universe where scary sex things live, and I'm fine with his fatal ends, but I hate how he goes about them, and how they always invovle horrible draining pain and stuff.
But he's a good writer, besides a few bad habits.
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Gonna pull a dragon's hoard out of her ear with a magic trick!
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>>15403326
>draws a Senran as a monstergirl
>doesn't make her thick
Really droppin' the ball.
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>>15403341
Not into snuff.
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>"Jesus dad, I'm not a racist, I'm a Monster Nationalist. It just so happens that humans are inferior and should keep out of our affairs. There's plenty of infographics proving me right on the internet."
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>>15403349
>That moment when you say you want to performa magic trick to a Dragon
>Saying you want to pull her hoard ot of her ear
>yfw you pull a miserly cent
>Not even a gold coin
>She just assumes fetal position on the spot and starts weeping uncontrollably
What do?
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>>15403358
I think a certain young lady is asking for a spanking.
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>>15403358
I didn't teach my daughter to be a racist, no Internet for you
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>>15403361
Ask her to join you as your assistant.
Promise to help her amass a horde that would make Tiamat envious.
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>>15403358
>Doesn't even post the correct nationalist
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>>15403358
>My daughter took my nationalist rants to heart
I'm damn proud. I hope she has a poster of Pink Floyd's The Wall hanging in her room.
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>>15403358
I always wondered what Kiki legs looked like.
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>>15403361
Give her some pocket money. Hopefully she can build something from there.
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>>15403358
Well I mean she's not wrong. Monster Girls have superior strength, abilities, and so on. Human Men are just so average.

I side with Druella and believe we should peacefully submit to being ruled over by Monster Girls, they know what's best.
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>>15403358
If humans are so inferior, then you are perfectly capable of living without a father.
Interpret that as you will.
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>>15403373
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I want to tell my 3 meter tall muscle Oni daughteru to come over here because she took my car and went out with her friends without asking me!
I want her to turn into a crying, bawling mess as I give her a spanking while her mother watches, until my waifu tells me that she's had enough and I order her to go to her room, which she does only after I tell her to give me a hug and I tell her that I love her!
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>>15403340
He might be a faggot, but he is our faggot.
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>>15403375
What the fuck is that silhouette even?
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>>15403378
>I want to tell my 3 meter tall muscle Oni daughteru to come over here because she took my car and went out with her friends without asking me!

Wait how does she fit in your car?
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>>15403358
Sure thing, kid. Now stop being tsundere with the neighbor's son.
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>>15403378
>3 meter tall
Too big.
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>>15403373
Not entirely true. I'm not entirely sure the Demon Lord's army has the best grasp of tactics due to their naturally superior abilities. I'm of the belief that they just charge in tits first and pray for the best.
The Demon Lord's army needs tacticians, medics, and people helping feed the soldiers. In that right, human men are just as valuable as any monstergirl soldier.
I dream of a world where monstergirls and men stand as equals, united against those who would oppress.
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>>15403382
I had to get a large car to accommodate my daughteru's soccer team.
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>>15403364
What, for telling the truth?

>>15403365
But it's the only place not completely controlled by the Human and Tanuki media!

>>15403369
>>15403373
Good for you for suppurating her viewpoints.

>>15403374
Men just need to be shown their place so everyone is happy.
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>>15403380
>Not even recognizing your new overlords
Good boyim.
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>>15403374
>If humans are so inferior, then you are perfectly capable of living without a father.
That's a silly line of thinking. Dogs are inferior too, but that doesn't mean Monster Girls hate them. They just recognize their natural superiority. Imagine how much better our world would be if we let Monster Girls rule over us. Just like the Demon Lord intended.
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>>15403395
So literally the Demon entry?
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>>15403378
I want to have a pair of Oni daughterus who grows up into 7 foot tall delinquents who are respected by powerful monstergirls throughout their school.
I want to be away often due to work.
I want the two terrifying delinquents who are my children to notice I'm home for the first time in month and immediately act like the sweet girls I know they are when they charge me to sweep me up in a big hug.
I want their fellow delinquents to be dumbfounded that their tough and vicious sisters in delinquency are so loving with a 5' 9" human.
I want some random non-affiliated delinquent to try and attack me the next day because she thinks I'm just some weak human.
I want to knock her out with a stiff punch to the face because I married an Oni damn it, I had to get tough living with her.
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>>15403395
But you are wrong, mysterious hooded person, someone being physically stronger than you doesn't mean they are superior.
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>>15403403
Now you get it Anon!
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>>15403358
That's not what you were saying while masturbating to the neighbor boy last night.
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>>15403326
I love how even /v/ is calling him mildly retarded.
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>>15403408
Momentary lapse of judgment.
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>>15403375
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
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>>15403392
>What, for telling the truth?
I didn't raise you to spew bigotry young lady. Humans and Monsters are equals despite our physical strength gap.
Besides, Hellhound or no, your mother sure didn't mind me taking the lead when you were conceived.
Even dressed up in a little leather number and asked me to "punish her".
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>>15403409
That guy is from here.
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>>15403410
>Momentary
Try twice a day average.
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>>15403417
Oh. Well, I love how .less is being called mildly retarded on boards besides this one, then.
The Senran Raiju was nice though. More Raiju art, always a good thing.
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>>15403414
Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?

>>15403421
Occasional lapse of judgement.
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>>15403424
>>>/v/341537516

>mankoto still best girl but iori is alright

He has good taste
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>>15403425
A city is not a country. It's hardly fair to compare the two.
Besides, MGC's economy is built off the backs of slave trading and young men forced into prostitution.
I know that all too well. If it weren't for your mother...
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>>15403425
>Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?

Because the monsters are not sending us their best, they're sending us rapists.
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>>15403405
Of course. But Monster Girls are also superior in intelligence, magic, creating a utopian society, philosophy, spirituality, and more.

Also they're cuter.
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>"Wake up already Anon, we have a busy day ahead of us."
>"Jeez, you've gotta be the laziest farmhand I know."
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>>15403425
>Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?
You fail to mention how people conveniently avoid talking about how nothing gets done due to everyone having sex.

It is explained that somehow they all find time to do their duties despite all the lewdness going around, they just focus on the good aspects like an almost 100% happiness rate, but conveniently forget the cost of such happiness, the most basic of propaganda maneuvers.
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>>15403446
But they can't be as curious, defiant against positions of authority, or as good at war as humans. Checkmate.
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>>15403448
OniTengu draws the best tits.
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>>15403440
Most of those boys joined the sex trade willingly because it's a growing field and pays them for doing what comes naturally. You don't seriously believe in that propaganda do you? There's also plenty of other fields like technology and medicine.

>>15403451
Simple. Monsters get more work done so they have more free time.
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This Druella girl sounds scary..
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>>15403455
His girls are very protective.
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>>15403460
Yeah that is why you need to watch out
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>>15403440
>>15403447
>RP shit
Fucking stop

> removes hands from pants
gb2/wiki faggots, this is literally *actions* without the asterixes.
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>>15403460
She's the absolute worst.
I'd rather run straight at a sexually repressed Ushi-Oni during a full moon.
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>>15403457
Work how? Monsters would actually be the least realiable workforce in such a situation, all with having that "itch" they need to scratch regularly, would be like hiring people with strong addictions.
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>>15403460
Word goes around that she is a crack dealer
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>>15403447
The fuck are you doing?

Between this and the "edition" OP, it's shameful to see what's happened to this thread.
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>>15403470
Agreed.
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>>15403339
It's just a toy. And she wants you to play with her, because she's hungry for your attention.
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>>15403451
It's more like technically no work is required at all for survival since a quickie will get you through the day.

What this doesn't account for is the children who need real food and the laws and the infrastructure maintenance.
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>>15403447
Take a hike faggot.
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>>15403473
They could easily do more work then humans with their superior abilities before heading home to have round or two with their husband.
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>>15403460
She's a bit scary, but really cute too.
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will the faggotry ever cease
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>>15403470
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>>15403478
Do you even realize that there are tons of daily needs in a society beyond food/health?

People need clothes, they need tools, they need furniture, the very infrastructure maintenance you talk about probably need paper, wood and that kind of thing.

Not only talking about raw materials but also the processed stuff and a skilled person to do them, that would be the kind of stuff a demon realm would be lacking due to everyone being busy on sex.

>inb4 muh magic and the ever-powerful mamono mana should be able to take care of that.
Yeah right.
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>>15403504
I-I like your eyes!
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I think I speak for everyone when I say Druella is a hero to us all
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>>15403315
Here's the full description:

Poltergeists are slimes with the abilities of an esper, and are produced by the union between a human male and the spirit half of an esper. Poltergeists feed on excitement and spend most of their lives moving from event to event, sometimes intervening if it can easily be made more "interesting". Their psychic nature can allow them to arrive at the scene of an event before it even begins, and an individual poltergeist's affinity for this ability determines how quickly it feeds and grows in its "wandering" phase.

Once a poltergeist has grown to a certain point, it enters the "haunting" phase. It selects a location and begins diffusing its body into the environment, amplifying its abilities within that area and gaining finer control over the material. The poltergeist then exercises its new strength in order to alter its territory to be more conductive to "excitement". What this means exactly varies tremendously and depends on what kind of area they chose. Regardless of what takes place, the transition of a poltergeist from the "wandering" phase to the "haunting" phase is always followed by a wave of new rumors. Poltergeists are mistaken for ghosts, evil spirits, nature spirits, demons, angels, and on at least one occasion a god. Their propensity to stay out of sight when possible, combined with their wide scope of actions causes confusion and gossiping wherever they go, much to their own benefit.
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>>15403358
Can you back your notions with evidence, studies and statistics? If so, good on you. Fight the good fight.
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>>15403516
Are you going to make a Pastebin where all these ideas are compiled?
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>>15403505
I wasn't the guy arguing with you anon. You just responded to someone who agrees with you completely. I even said that all it does is account for survival of adults on a very base level and nothing else.

Logically what they probably do is keep supplied by loot from places they conquer (what with 10/11 people on their world being bone stock humans) and pick up and move once whatever demon realm starts falling apart right about when the children first born there will be needing to go in search of husbands.

The real interesting thing then becomes, how are the truly longstanding demonic civilizations such as Demon Realm Prime and the Undead realms able to keep from falling into ruin? Do the wights have armies of thrall painters and carpenters? Do liches raise skeleton armies to reroof the castle?

But honestly, if you go by what KC says, none of their civilization works at all.
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>>15403504
She's got real cute eyes.
Are you sure she's not Deruella? Because I really want to tell Deruella how much I love her.
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How organized would the husbando gathering process be in the demon realm cities? Do the girls all enjoy the thrill of getting them themselves, or are there monsters who are willing to buy their husbands because they don't want to get their hands dirty?
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I want to give that nice Raiju Chancellor emergency powers so she can control the courts and senate!
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>>15403504
I heard that this really cool girl called Deruella is in town! She seems really nice, we should find her! I bet you two would get along, she's really cool and everyone likes her!
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>>15403369
>I hope she has a poster of Pink Floyd's The Wall hanging in her room.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're making fun of her.
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Is it Druella or Deruella?
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>>15403568
Either or. At this point they're pretty much interchangeable.
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>>15403474
I heard that she has an eight-pack.
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>>15403568
The former.
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>>15403568
Druella. Because it's like Cruella, and "Deruella" sounds like a Japan-ism.
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>>15403516
Oops, forgot something:

Poltergeists do not normally reproduce. All of their excess energy is used to expand and strengthen their territory. However, if a poltergeist is enraptured by the feeling's in a man's heart, and it is his desire to have a family, a poltergeist can alter its own nature to have children. The children will not be poltergeists though, they will instead be espers. Unlike other slimes, poltergeists become pregnant like human women and stay in a fixed form until they give birth. It is thought that they possess the spirit of an esper, but their body dictates their personality until the touch of a man imparts humanity on them.
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>>15403568
>Deruella

This is the original and oldest. I think the new translation team changed it to Druella sometime around the Demon profile.
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>>15403568
>>15403571
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>>15403572
I heard that she sharpens her knives every night while she hums an old slavic children song.
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>>15403582
She's got six fingers on her left hand.
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Desert Foxes!
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>>15403585
Her left eyes is mechanical.
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>>15403424
It was only raiju, no senran.
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>>15403588
Why does the desert make everything so much better? Anubi, pharaohs, desert tanukis, the sand witches in CoC, apophi as desert snakes, and now even desert foxes.
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>>15403591
She only drinks Fosters.
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>>15403502
i want less to draw a maid lizardgirl or sahuagin with maid swimsuit
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Writing only good things in your diary makes it look like everyday was a good day!
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>>15403595
It was meant to be a senran, but yeah, it doesn't look much like her. Too lewd, and with no clothing, there's no way to make the raiju look like a completely generic anime character.
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>>15403588
What a titcow.
I fucking love shortstacked brown desert monstergirls.
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>>15403601
>writing only good things that happened

>Day 1
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>Day 2
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>Day 3
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>Day 4
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>>15403601
>Spicy mayo
What a goddamn bad taste.
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>>15403603
Its very easy, actually.
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What if Kiki and Shog road trip movie, would it make it at the box office
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>>15403620
It would just be half an hour of bare knuckle fighting in the Walgreens parking lot.
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Do you think monster girls have rape fantasies? How looked down upon would they be if say a Mouse Girl wanted to be lured by cheese and trapped by a big muscular man that uses her body and then leaves her battered and alone?
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>>15403627
Mermaid girls who run into fishing nets on purpose.
They bemoan their situation when pulled up and "beg not to" be raped.
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>>15403627
Reverse-rape tactics aren't too uncommon among monstergirls, so I doubt it'd be very looked down upon.
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>All this Druella talk
>Still have floating in my head a story idea back since that one anon slapped a greentext
>A greentext about every top general, advisor, and other assorted members of the Demon Lord's inner circle gathered to meet the boyfriend Druella got
>All expecting the most decadent and degenerate things, only to see olev Druella going lovey dovey jumping into the arms of his boyfriend
>Been thinking to the point I've been sitting on two ideas, going with that or going with Druella actively attempting to not get caught much to the suspicion of everyone else
>And I'll probably never write it
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>>15403624
It doesn't have to be a fight maybe they got left behind when their masters moved and now they took a car and are making it across the country while learning to get along
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I just want Thread Druella and KC Druella to meet and argue
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>>15403639
Do the first one.
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>>15403639
>his boyfriend
Why do you people keep on doing this.
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http://66.media.tumblr.com/9c3151deb7e650d54e4813c70829d6fa/tumblr_o7qsj25xgp1s8yjg5o1_1280.png

Owls are the best for kissing during doggystyle.
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>>15403639
Oh hey, I wrote that greentext.
Go with the first one.
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>>15403657
I've a fear boner and a regular boner simultaneously.
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>>15403645
what do you mean
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>>15403669
He's getting irritated by a typo.
Something I can empathize with.
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>>15403673
Jesus fucking christ I just noticed the fuckery I made

I'm falling asleep here man
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>>15403643
KC Druella would win every argument

Humans are for corrupting, that's a fact
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>>15403645
>>15403639

Dammit making me think of Demon Lord with a man voice. Now I'm imagining them as Dr. Girlfriend and the Monarch... actually pretty accurate. Business at the guild/ doting on the husband at home.
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Would monster girls be snobs about being purebred monster girls as opposed to corrupted/transformed into one?
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>>15403684
If the first Blade movie taught me anything besides "Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill", then yes, they would.
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>>15403681
I'm gonna have to dispute you on that one. While the Demon Lord having the most boner inducing body is pretty much a fact, I like to think she has a very high pitched and sweet sounding voice.
Everyone expects a low voiced seductress and instead gets a girl who sounds like the protagonist of a magical girl anime who also happens to be one of the dirtiest talkers in the world.
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>>15403687
>ice-skate uphill
How the fuck does ice freeze in a hill? Pretty sure water flattens out.
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>>15403691
Do you live in the tropics or something?
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>>15403678
KC druella shill go away
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Why aren't there more Monster Girls in tight bodysuits?

Why isn't there a harpy Flying Into Free?

Why isn't there a a tall thick Amazon with wild super long orange hair trying to rape a boy in green?

And I need photos, photos of spidergirl!
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>>15403704
Arachne dressed as Widowmaker plz
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>>15403704
>Why isn't there a a tall thick Amazon with wild super long orange hair trying to rape a boy in green?

Took me a second to place that one. Superior tastes all around.
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>You're in school
>You hear some boys loudly discussing something
>"It's totally true. We've already done it three times and it always works. Go to the graveyard after sunset and don't bring too many people or too many lights."
>"Is this some kind of trick?"
>The boy was slapped on the back of the head by one of the others after saying this
>"Pffft, do you think we'd try to pull something on you that you could get out of by just saying 'no'?"
>"Ow. Well I wouldn't put it past a bunch of knuckleheads like you."
>That provoked another slap.
>"Alright braniac, how's this: just pick a random day without telling us and go there. It can be a day from now or a month from now, whatever. We couldn't possibly camp out there at every single night for a month now could we?"
>"Hmm, you've convinced me. You seem like you're all trying so hard to win me over with this."
>A hand was once again raised ready to strike, but it was stopped by another boy.
>"Two is the daily limit."
>There was a brief pause before the group burst into laughter and dispersed.
>Curiosity got the better of you and you decided to go there later that night.
>It appeared nobody else was coming.
>A few steps past the entrance of the graveyard, you began having doubts.
>Then a large pebble lightly hits your chest.
>You look down and reach to pick it up.
>As soon as you touch it, you hear a very young female voice coming from nowhere
>"Tag. You're it."
>And then I realized that this will likely be too long for a greentext story.
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>>15403704
Nobody likes a lonely only!
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>>15403716
what a nice graveyard
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Chubby wubby jinko cub!
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Is it rude to ask an undead how they died?
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>>15403278
What happened to .less?
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>>15403729
He got drunk and somehow accidentally deleted his entire Tumblr account.
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>>15403698
Yes, please inform me of the yuki-ona domain.
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>>15403729
He got his shit fucked up

JUST
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>>15403731
...How does one do that?
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Allured's a cute girl!
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>>15403731
>>15403733
Aww shit.
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>>15403728
Probably depends on how old they are. If they died last week, it's probably not the best idea. If they've been a zombie for a while, they probably don't care. Hell, if they're old enough they probably don't even remember.
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>>15403734
By being drunk, mildly(?) retarded and .less.
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>>15403741
I just want to know the process that lead to that decision.
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WakeRat trying to sleep VS Dormouse trying to stay awake who get's more time in
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>>15403744
He tried to delete a secondary account. but failed.
http://haohi.tumblr.com/post/145985731880/try-to-delete-second-blog-delete-entire-tumblr
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>>15403744
He made the decision to delete something else, but completely messed up and blitzed his entire account.
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>>15403753
>>15403750
Wow.
Well, at least he has the pictures backed up.
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>>15403745
I seem to be in the wrong castle
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Musclemouto or chubby imotou?
Which would you rather have?
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>>15403704
>Why aren't there more Monster Girls in tight bodysuits?
I ask this question every single day.
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>>15403768
Average
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>>15403528
I already have a pastebin that I use for my other fetishy writing. I could put these ideas on a paste in there.

http://pastebin.com/JREZYr3c
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>>15403770
We'll give you both then.
That equals out, right?
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>>15403768
Between the two, chubby imotou.
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>>15403768
Chubby nee-san
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>>15403781
That isn't on the sheet anon.
Give a correct answer before I'm forced to break out the big guns.
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>>15403776
I am not sure that works, would have to divert time for both
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>>15403783
Chubby
Older
Sister
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>>15403784
You asked for average, you got average.

>>15403786
Just for that I'm giving you a strongfat older sister that has no chest and an overly large rear.
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>>15403789
>Just for that I'm giving you a strongfat older sister that has no chest and an overly large rear.
Jokes on you she's perfect for me
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>>15403790
Jokes on you She's a stage two alp.
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>>15403789
But I cant be with both because they have conflicting opinion on fun and if I go with one the other will cry
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>>15403793
Jokes on you, that just means she's only a few dickings away from becoming a Stage 3 and gaining Breasts
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>>15403793
Jokes on you, you were actually posting on /lgbt/ all along.
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>>15403794
OR you can bring the other with you.

You just had to pick an imotou anon, you just had to pick a damn imotou.

>>15403797
You wish.
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>>15403797
You realize that Stage 3 just means "Locked In", and doesn't necessarily mean big tits, yeah?
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>>15403704
>>15403769
>still no space opera
Come on guys.
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>>15403805
Give me like five more months and I'll give you something. Even though I am like the Team Ico of writefags.
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>>15403799
But the chubby wants to be lazy and the muscle wants to be active
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>>15403811
Too bad.
It's time to bond.
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>>15403809
Actually, nevermind. Team Ico actually puts out good stuff.
I'm more like the Gearbox of writefaggotry.
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>>15403809
So you've made two beloved things two generations ago?
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>>15403816
More like one good thing two years ago, and nothing else of note.
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>>15403814
>Gearbox
Where did it go wrong? The first two Borderlands games were great. Then Duke Nukem Forever happened. And then the Pre-sequel. And then Colonial Marines...
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>>15403825
Well I'm like Ubisoft or EA, I make mediocre shit all the time, people hate me and yet they keep reading.
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>>15403814
>Meme-tier trash
Kill yourself.
Or write something that won't suffer for it. Like Cheshire.

>>15403829
The problem is that Borderlands was all they gave a shit about, so they funneled funding and resources from those other projects into them.
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>>15403829
>The first two Borderlands games were great
>Borderlands 2 was great
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>>15403841
Best monster is that picture
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>>15403834
The last thing I put out was something short about loli anubis cumflation, I think. Some people liked it, but I guess it's kind of a divisive thing.
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Saw new promo art for Samurai Jack. Dude's got a beard now.
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>>15403850
Not too surprising. His father had a beard, and there's several episodes where he grows one.
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>>15403850
>>15403856
Dude's covered in blood too.
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>>15403850
>BALLS DEEP
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>>15403849
>divisive
More trite than anything. Maybe write something with a girl that isn't just a combination of two of the most overused concepts here. What's next? A super original piece on a chubby Cheshire?
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What would your not!Egypt daughteru think if you showed her Gods of Egypt?
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>>15403850
I FWUNG HIM INTO MY BEDROOM, WHERE MY PERVERSION IS LAW!
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>>15403875
She would tell everyone at school that she was adopted from there on out.
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>>15403875
I haven't seen it. On a scale of 0 to 10, how bad is it? Negatives are allowed.
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>>15403876
>Law
>Not Raw
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>>15403881
Either works really.
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>>15403875
Well, she'd be shaking and burying her face into my shirt in fear so my guess would be that she didn't like it.
I'll get her some new silk bandages on the way home.
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ho ho, it's hobocheshire
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>>15403889
Why do we have so much art of such a bad character?
Why can't we have more art of a nice, likable character? Like Stella?
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>>15403875
>"It's terrible right?"
>"Right."
>"Glad we agree on this."
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>>15403889
Maybe she will get 'night of the meek' and become santa
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>>15403889
I wanna know how she got those scars.
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>>15403891
Because .less is a crazzy mother fucker
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>>15403891
good end inc
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>>15403897
Twilight Zone please go, we only watch The Scary Door here.
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>>15403891
But I actually liked the original story version of her.
It was all the shit slut and yandere art that made her bad.
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>>15403891
Art is oh draw for bad stories.
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>>15403879
I just watched it, giving it a solid 1/10 based solely on the fact that it was nice to look at.
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>>15403900
>tfw you realize Bob wrote the first mechanic Anubis girl
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>>15403850
>Mako is dead

oh god I can't watch this
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>>15403904
>1/10
>Nice to look at
What movie were you watching? That whole train-wreck was a CGI nightmare.
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>>15403906
Anubis sucks, let's make Cyclops our go to wrench wenches!
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How are you guys doing tonight?

I'm trying to not let this slip into wip purgatory o7
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>>15403909
I mean, I was watching it through my tiny computer screen so I didn't really catch anything too bad, other that the retarded size differences.
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>>15403902
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>>15403913
>purgatory
Please no they're lovely and the Troll is still mine.
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