Knock knock get the door it's the UNMOVING GREAT LIBRARY.
Quiet down.
>>15364274
Why is she so sexual?
Why would she be knocking on my door to begin with? my room is no library, and the only place she'd be able to sit down on is my bed (which may or may not have sweets on it). Plus my room smells (I keep no windows opened).
I also read no books so there's none in my room to have her read when she's finished.
I would give her the D
>>15364742
I want to smell her cute slippers.
I would love to get a hug from Patche.
I want to spend out my days reading in the SDM's library with Patchy and Koakuma. Occasionally helping with cataloguing and locating books.
I'm sad that Patchouli threads aren't as busy as they used to be.
Gah!
Knock knock get the door it's the UNMOVING USED GOODS SELLER
Ding dong it's tea time with Patchouli.
Squishy boob hugs from the mage
>>15369542
She's looking at me really intensely.
WHAT DOES SHE WANT?
>>15369938
Give her the T
Patch: the only 2hu I have ever fapped to in my life. That one time.
Pic very much related.
It's Patchouli day. Why doesn't anyone care?
Now you gotta bring it around town~~
Bring.it.around.towwwwnnnn~
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PATCHOULI?!
I wonder how she would react if I gave her a really fucked up book, like American psycho or something.
Patchouly got the moves!
>>15374358
Patchouli day?
I want Patchy to piss on my face as I suck on my pussy like a lollipop and drink up all the piss she sprays until she passes out.
I want to toy with her asshole with my fingers until she's loose enough to stick my entire tongue into. I want to taste the insides of her asshole and savour every bit of it.
Bullying patche gently!!
>>15376023
Please love lonely girl.
>>15376981
I want to brush her hair
>>15377030
If you love her enough, she might let you.
I'm not very bright, but would Patchouli still love me?
>>15376857
If you can't accept the thought of eating out her bare ass everyday and making her piss herself when eating out her pussy then you don't love her.
Just the mere thought of it gets me stiff. I would happily accept her sitting on my face for long periods of time where my nostrils are inside her anus.
>>15377112
Only if you love her too.
>>15375663
She's probably read worse. She's a witch, you know.
>>15377112
It takes a lot more than smarts to win Patchouli's love.
>>15374358
>>15375828
Patchouli day is every day of the week! Don't you know?
>>15375663
>american psycho
she would be abhorred
by being near /b/tard reddit and all that
>>15364274
I wanna knock knock up patchouli.
>>15375828
>>15378885
June 9th is apparently Patchouli day, or Mukyuu day, or something. I dunno, I read it on danbooru.
Every day can't be Patchouli day. She's not that festive.
>>15375641
Oh god, that video was hilarious.
>>15379799
>Every day can't be Patchouli day
She's the one week girl! Come on, man!
I want to be in a 3 way relationship with Stocking and Patchouli!
I love Patchouli.
>>15379983
I want to caress Patchy's smooth thighs with my hands and worship her feet.
I want to date patchy. Is such a thing possible?
>>15381473
And? Every day cannot be a celebration.
>>15383335
Why is Patchouli giving me such an intense look?
>>15384166
Cuz she's intimidated by your dick.
>>15384354
Why would ones dick be out?
>>15377125
>>15384379
Doesn't have to be. She's already seen it and senses ulterior motives.
>>15384166
She's got little patience for stupidity from strangers.
What does she do with all that knowledge gained? Retain for later use or forgets it in pursuit of another topic that interests her?
I want to...
>>15385746
Don't.
>>15385753
Why not?
>>15385757
She doesn't like it.
Please describe in great detail what would it feel like to hug the Patchy
>>15393918
She's pretty bony and frail. She's also probably pretty cold since she doesn't eat much and doesn't move much.
It would probably be like hugging a skeleton to be honest; I doubt she would even bother to hug back.
>>15385818
I would try to make cumming inside Patchy as pleasant for her as possible!
>>15394139
That's pretty cute, because I'm kind of fat, and it would be cute for a skinny Patchy to be on top of me!
>>15394139
If she was bony and frail I'd warm her up with my cosy hugs. I'd be like her chubby, living blanket.
>>15364274
I'm not sure she'd like the books I read.
I want Patchouli to comfort me ;-;
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