Some day, one day, it will be Banki time.
>>15348601
Banki could lick her own feet. That's hot!
>>15348658
I can understand wanting to lick someone else's, but why would you want to lick your own feet?
>>15348700
Whatever gets a jaypsie to write you a story.
>>15348728
that ain't right
THERE WILL NEVER A SEKISTORY
>>15348601
The time is now! The place is here!
Sekibanki is fashion
If I told you guy I was writing a Sekistory as we speak, would you believe me?
>>15350143
eagerly awaiting the seki story
BanKAI
Will you sekishits shut up about the god damn story already? I'd write one just to make you stop, but the reality of the matter is Sekibanki is bloody BORING. What does she do, other than faffing about the Human Village, being a cynical cunt? At least her friends have a DYNAMIC with their environs. Sekibanki has nothing.
I have written dozens of Tohu stories, but Sekibanki stirs nothing in my mind. Nothing. That's how boring she is.
>>15352104
vanilla is nice
>>15352104
There have been stories of Koakuma, there's no excuse.
>>15352180
We know more about Koakuma's home than we do about Sekibanki's.
>>15352104
Hey man,you right.
>>15350143
2016 is going to be a good year.
Legs and ass! That's all she's good for!
>>15352565
Exactimo. I've been thinking about this since yesterday (because I'm contrarian like that), but I've come up with nothing.
>>15352142
Vanilla what? Vanilla slice of life, doing groceries in the Human Village? Scaring some drunk villagers coming home from a piss-up for cheap sustenance? Even this much is pure speculation.
Waitressbanki
Get spooky
>>15356585
I love it. I hope we see more artists drawing Sekibanki in Japanese clothing of some sort.
You wouldn't lick a dullahan's armpits, would you?
>>15348601
It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now
>>15360587
Pens out
Seki stories
Write that shit up
>>15360587
>>15360612
Well how do you want your sekistory then, phamiliade?
>>15360781
Slice of life with Sekibanki and her human friends.
>>15360781
One about Seki becoming the lead of a garage band.
You could call them 'Seki and the bankis'!
>>15365361
There are no garages in Gensokyo.
>>15361616
Sekibanki has no human friends.
>>15367783
Sekibanki has no friends period
>>15367804
>>15367783
>>15367804
I'd read a fic about Sekibanki overcoming her cynicism to achieve ultimate friendship.
I'm just dropping by to say fuck you. You hiney hobbits making me do this shit.
>>15368773
I won't believe it until I see it completed and in front of me.
>>15368815
It is done. I will be posting it tomorrow. Wait in the fashion most preferred by yourself.
Here's your Sekistory, you sekishits. Now shut the fuck up about it.
http://pastebin.com/RTfKTNjp
>A bloo bloo bloo, no spanking, bawww!
Listen to the words that are coming out of my arse. I don't give a damn about spanking. Go write it yourself if that's what you need in your life.
>>15354542
Vanilla babysitting action versus Kogasa! Multiple heads against sheer experience!
>>15350143
Oh gosh, muh..muh dick..
>>15370841
I like this.
>>15348658
???? you have to be pretty Not Flexible to be unable to lick your own feet, it's not hard like sucking your own weiner. Plus like any sane fellow I would personally volunteer to lick the young Banki's feet any time she wanted soooo
Banki out of hell.
>>15374406
What's the story behind this pic?
>>15365361
Sekibanki is listening to s.t.a.l.k.e.r. bandit radio techno remix(es) while drinking badly made kompot. She is subscribed to Life of Boris & sick of living in Gensokyo. She wants to Cheeki Breeki.
>>15375206
There isn't one. Nobody wrote it.
>>15375725
Goddamnit
Choose your Banki.
>>15379070
I choose the constipated one.
>>15379084
How's that different from regular Banki?
>>15379091
Are you saying that Sekibanki regularly has trouble pooping?
No.
Just no.
We can deal with the fact that spankfags gravitate towards the bank. And the throatfuck fags. And the screw with her heads while she is out shopping fags and all the other fringefags that our beloved bank seems to attract.
But poofags must leave.
Begone. Go find a "Would u eat her chocolate she made 4 u" tred or something.
>>15379885
I feel the same.
>>15379885
I wasn't really interested in the poo. More the embarrassment part.
>>15379920
Here. She is embarrassed. Forget about poo or the Yama will beat you to death and then kill you again while judging you.
BANKI BANKI BANKI
I think I know why Banki lives in the village. Where else would a filthy youkai like her get her daily dose of tobacco?
sol village story?
will there ever?
>>15388902
You could have let this thread die. You could have shut your mouth about the fucking story. Why didn't you? Why?
>>15389588
don't bully him, I wanted this thread to live as well.
>>15390029
Why?
>>15390260
I like the banki
>>15393429
So? I do as well, but this thread is trash. No discussion, not even an image dump, just inane whinging about some dumbshit meme.
This thread needs to die.
>>15393685
Be the change that you wish to see in the world
>>15393870
I already wrote a story. Your turn, jackass.
>>15393894
I can't write but I can post pics
Tell me about Banki, I heard she's good atgiving head.
>>15393915
Evidently not.
>>15396707
Sometimes I forget things
>>15397341
Forget this thread then.
>>15394942
Quit while you're a head.
>>15397735
