Gensokyo District Court is now in session.
What claimants do we have today?
>>15288139
>Gensokyo District Court is now in session.
>What claimants do we have today?
Nigga, get the FUCK outta my podium... NOW!
>>15288139
Kasen keeping talking to me and touching me in ways that make me feel very uncomfortable.
The defense, Shameimaru Aya, is ready your honor!
We have witness reports and photo evidence of the local school teacher committing sexual deviancy with the locals!
>>15288166
The silly hat on the OP checks out, that's a certified Gensokyan.
>>15288378
But is that evidence even legal?
>>15288378
Is there precedent?
>>15288189
How are you supposed to listen to her lectures with those giant things in front of you?
>>15288139
I'd like to report these strange things appearing in the neighbourhood, they seem to only attack humans and youkai with very lewd fashion sense.
>>15288647
When she only lectures you about how you're a filthy slut who should know his place and fulfill the carnal desires of women like her.
Reimu bullied me.
I'd like to report one Ms. F-- S-- for breach of contract. It's almost half an hour past the appointed time!
>>15288861
Where is Miss F. S. now? Surely, if we could find her not in her appointed location, this could be vital evidence.
>>15288853
I bet you deserved it.
>>15288878
Probably sleeping.
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I have reasons to believe that the school teacher that pretends to love the village is actually a disgusting horned demon!
I am... THE LAW!
>>15289894
State your case.
>>15291776
We all know Ms. Keine, who we thank for her tireless service to the village in running the school but not everything is how it looks.
Four days ago on may 21st I found what seems to be our beloved teacher in a most horrendous form, her looks were hellish and clearly something that should not be around our kids, her seemingly innocuous hat is just concealing two huge horns!
How can our kids be safe around a monster like this? How can we know if the teacher isn't just pretending to be a nice lady who likes kids and isn't just waiting for the right moment to sacrifice them all?
To make matters worse, she seems to enjoy the company of wolves.
>>15291963
Article 82-A of the Gensokyan Civil Rights Act forbids termination of a job due to race, element, state of existence, or dimension of origin.
>>15288139
Gensokyo judge isn't Shiki...that's my complaint
>>15291963
Too bad Keine is the record keeper. I don't think you'll remember that event
>>15296210
Shiki is too busy for simple cases like these.
>>15296195
Well ma'am, no son o' mine is going to school with no damn demon!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me remind you that the most popular baby sitter in the village is in fact a known youkai. We are already trusting the lives of our young to Miss Tatara, is Ms Keine so different?
>>15296753
Hold it just a minute!
The council agreed that Miss Tatara falls under the "Youkai Moe" clause established by the now retired Yuuka Kagami and as such is an invalid comparison.
Why you useless piece of justice aren't talking about Reimu and her bloody rampage of murder and death?
>>15297793
Because the miko has powerful friends that control Gemsokyo. They don't want you to know.
>>15297980
Youkai kike should be purged!
>>15297793
>>15299695
PLEASE do not utilise the Crown Prince's knightly countenance when defending heretics turned youkai.
>>15299776
Make me, nerd
I claim my wife
I loaned money from Mamizou. I have no way of paying her because my business flopped. She's threatening me that if I don't pay up, she's going to do something horrible. What do I Do?
>>15300463
She is mine faggot.
>>15300463
>>15300609
overruled, she's now town's number 2 to go when in need
>>15300644
Don't talk shit about the purest girl
>>15300914
Village bicycle
>>15300595
I'm sure a nice young man like yourself can find an alternate way of payment.
>>15300925
look what you have done
>>15297793
The humans know, shut it down!
>>15288139
Not being able to decide who is the best
>>15310555
>10. Byakuren
This is the real crime.
We are here today to try the fae Cirno as charged in the indictment robbery, criminal conspiracy, felony murder, second-degree murder, and attempting to procure a controlled substance.
>>15312007
Thanks to reminder this stonner faggot will never end that payday doujin
>>15312785
Most unfortunate; it was damn funny.
Your Honour if I may I will now lay proceedings of the case for The People of the Human Village versus one Kosuzu Motoori; curator of Suzunaan.
Your Honour, I'm sure you are highly familiar with the fragile nature of Human and Youkai relations in Gensokyo, and I've no doubt that I need not stress the dangers that are associated with an overpresence of Youkai in the Human Village and associated territories. What I come before you today to do is to shed light on such a situation, one which is unfolding almost daily under our very noses.
Today I am representing a number of clients, members of the community that make up the Human Village. And these members claim to have seen Ms. Motoori - through her establishment known as Suzunaan - hosting Youkai of various affiliations. Whether it be Tengu or Tanuki, dear members of the jury, I'm sure you understand the implications of these "visits". I might omit that any tip in the balance we hold so dear may spell the end for our peaceful lives and indeed for the peace of Gensokyo itself.
I call to the stand Anonymous, who claims to have seen both a local magician and what he believes to be a high ranking Tanuki convene on Suzunaan over the same time period.
>>15316192
As a well respected human journalist I can assure you that any rumours of miss Kosuzu consorting with a beautiful tengu are absolutely false!
Emulyis s friend
>>15316192
Objection your honor! Matters of public policy like interspecies politics are NOT proper matters for the court. We are here strictly to consider whether the counts charged in the indictment are factually correct.
>>15288681
yeah one broke in my house the other day and boned me. I almost enjoyed it.
>>15317504
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I'm going to allow it. Overruled.
>>15310555
What do you have against rumia anon?
