Koakuma has one thread!
>>15224408
Who the fuk?
>>15224408
Who?
One tiny thread for one tiny devil.
Something about the cleanness and simplicity of her design makes her irresistibly cute.
>>15224408
That's one too many!
>>15224945
What's going on here?
>>15225024
>>15224945
Quite sure that blowing on a vagina is quite dangerous actually.
>>15225029
Something cute.
>>15225042
Maybe blowing air up into it, but I doubt a mere fan blowing on it is a problem.
In any case, she doesn't seem to mind.
>>15224408
Hello SDM Momiji!
Does Gensokyo have trains?
>>15225134
>>15225191
Yes one,in my pants
>>15225191
The Trans-Gensokyan Railway Project was less than 10% completed when it was canceled due to budgetary concerns and repeated timetable delays. The project was plagued by rampant corruption among the youkai management and a long series of work strikes orchestrated by the Fairies' Union.
The only railway segment brought to an operational level is a small 2.5 mile track connecting the SDM to the outskirts of the human village. The Kappas of Youkai Mountain have made multiple attempts to run a regular passenger line on this track, but the proposal was deemed unprofitable (in part due to high import tariffs on locomotives charged by the local gap contractor) and eventually scrapped.
There needs to be more Koa-centered doujins and fan works. She may be a side character but she deserves some more limelight.
>>15226303
It's strange becuase other side characters like Momiji got insanely popular, yet Koakuma is relatively ignored.
>>15226310
Any idea why such is the case? Could it just be that animals are received more positively than whatever category Koakuma can be blanketed under?
>>15226310
>>15227661
Momiji was an actual character with a character profile and description, even if she didn't get lines until Double Spoiler. She also naturally fits into any story that features tengu as the only representative of the white wolves.
Koakuma is only a sprite, same as Daiyousei. Everything anybody knows about them is made up, unless you're going to try and derive canon information from cameo appearances, which... well, good luck.
>>15227661
Anything ZUN made as canon wouldn't live up to the light and warmth that is Sumitan's Koa anyway.
>>15225191
Yes, just like how Gensokyo has buses
>>15228133
Is /jp/ strong enough to resist this Succubus?
>>15232305
I want tohold her hand
>>15225042Sounds like a recipe for a bad case of the queefs.
TEN DOLLARS???
FOR THAT KOAKUMA???
I like to imagine that while Koakuma feels the need to prey on men, shes to shy to actually do anything. Hence her weak power.
A pure maiden born as a literal semen demon.
>>15224408
I want Koakuma to be my familiar!
Reminder that you will never reach Gensokyo and find Sakuya ill with the Japanese cold. She is rushed to Eirin's in an emergency and you are forced to cover for her while she is absent.
You will never spend these few sleepless days not only dealing with 24/7 work, but also dealing with sexual harassment from Koakuma.
I know one anon on here has said he was a butler and there is indeed sexual harassment towards him. How does one become a butler?
If you are that anon, what age were the women? Because as hot as that could be, 50+ would kill my boner.
>>15232572
>No hits on google, iqdb, or exhentai image search
P-please
Have mercy, Anon
>>15232621
Not him, but I swear iqdb is worse than ever at this point. Totally useless for finding things, google has been giving me better results.
>>15232614
You need to be good looking, have very few physical flaws (no bad teeth, hair, skin etc). You also need to have years of experience in the hospitality business. You need to be well spoken with a good vocabulary and a pleasant speaking voice. You need to have a spotless criminal background (never been arrested for anything). Other than that you basically need to have no social life (one requirement most people on the jay will have no problem fulfilling).
>>15232683
Are you a butler?
Whats the difference between butler and carer? They sound like the only difference is the employer.
In several fanfics Koa is personalised as a reserved but fantastic troll.
>>15232686
No but I worked in the hospitality business for years and we would have to hire Butlers for temporary contracts from time to time. A butler is a professional and gets paid. A carer is someone who cleans up shitstains on beds for 90 year olds and does it for free.
>>15232621
SauseNAO has your answer
>>15232718
I have seen carer jobs advertized (neet currently looking for a job here) and I doubt the Queen hires carers. When she ends up bedbound and unable to go to the bathroom, it will be the maids and butlers cleaning her ass.
Not a particualrly pleasent job.
I really wish Zun would just write more for Koakuma. She could even get some content along with Flan, 2 characters in need of more content. Koakuma seems like the type to playfully bully and be bullied. Thar or an OL, I cant tell.
>>15232732
OL best L.
>>15232745
No that would be a tomboy you make dress in girly clothes.
Why is Koakuma such a huge pervert?
>>15233022
She can't help it. Such is the nature of a succubus.
>>15233022
She's just sexually frustrated.
A succubus preys on men, there are no men in the SDM.
>>15233057
I'd let Koa prey on me!
>>15226310
What? Koakuma is a well-known character with lots of fanart liked by a huge amount of the fandom, even though she's literally a nameless mid-boss with nothing but a sprite. She hasn't appeared in ANYTHING besides EoSD stage 4 and has no dialogue, name, theme, title, or ANYTHING besides her sprite.
In most series she would be completely ignored. She is extremely disproportionately popular given her amount of screentime and development in the actual series.
I have to admit, before reading Kenchinroku I would never have expected to like short-haired Koakuma. Now I like her as much as the typical long-haired one.
>>15225191
Ask Yukari
>>15233057
Why doesn't remi kidnap village shotas for kuma?
>>15233569
>shotas
Go back to your home board.
>>>/trash/
>>15233518
>>15232621
Some random thing I found on g-e, easy to find since there's only like 3 Koakuma doujins.
>>15234245
Exhentai gives me 652 doujins when you filter out the non-H. With the non-H she has 873, meaning that the vast majority are h-doujins.
It's a testament to the absurd popularity of Touhou that you're calling SIX HUNDRED doujins "not enough". Most SERIES, much less characters, are lucky to get over 30.
>>15227688
even dai appear more times in canon (manga, fairy wars)
People's assumptions about this little devil range from devious hellraiser to innocent sweetheart.
What sort of personality does she definatly NOT have?
>>15236990
stoic
>>15232732
I'm hoping Forbidden Scrollery will eventually have Kosuzu head to the SDM's library, would be a great opportunity to let her do something.
Koa is cute!
>>15232305
I couldn't resist taking her to the doctor to get that serious case of jaundice checked out.
Could this be the original fan representation of Koa?
I'd assume that it's at least the most inspirational one.
>>15246115
So have you held on to that screenshot for over a decade or did you find it somewhere?
>>15254754
It's from an archived oekaki forum:
http://coolier.dip.jp/oekaki/189.htm
Koa!
>>15255152
I just found this yesterday. Was awesome.
>>15255152
fuckin yassy is the best
this guy draws good looking touhous
>>15259614
Seems you posted the wrong image.
>>15224408
I want to make Koakuma my servant and HAVE SEX with her everyday!
Koa? More like Cutea. I'm weak to the office lady attire which everyone gives her.
>>15259614
I prefer it when she looks like a daemonic librarian, not a generic slut.
>>15259744
She's a succubus, which means she might just do that anyways!
Koa comes in many styles, how do you like yours?
>>15263837
Meaty and charming
>>15263837
OP's Koakuma is pretty much exactly what I want
>>15263837
Long Hair
Thick body
Pantyhose
Mid-left and Far Right are best.
Second from the left is a qt though
>tfw only 1 picture of koakuma in this outfit
>>15259744
Abusing authority with your servant!
Sleep tight little devil.
大丈夫だ、問題ない。
*touch*
>>15237022
Incorrect.
>>15264201
>>15271630
>rage comic reaction faces
Remove yourself from the premises and never return
>>15271674
>violently reacting to an image that i googled for specifically for that
I know 4chan is vitriolic at best, but thats rather petty. Just post more koakuma.
>>15271900
>>15271900
>Unnecessary green text
Consider suicide
Make your family proud for once in your life
>>15263837
Middle.
>>15271900
Qt librarian
This has to stop
>>15271953
Take it easy.
>>15272429
Take your own advice
Koa has no love
Koakuma is cute!
I want to rub Koakuma's stinky feet!
>>15287705
What if she's ticklish?
>>15288451
The I'll tickle her smelly feet until tears are coming out of her eyes!
Koakuma needs a reboot
>>15288499
Koakuma needs a vacation.
>>15288569
Indeed. Where would she go for R&R?
>>15288589
Good question, it's not as though there's a touristy bit of gensokyo and the village may not enjoy a demon wandering around.
Besides, she does have to look after her boss.
>>15288657
It would be nice if Gensokyo met the ocean, 2hus having a beach vacation sounds nice
>>15288710
They do have the lake at their disposal, it's certainly not impossible to mimic that.
>>15289055
>>15288710
It's like y'all haven't even read Silent Sinner in Blue.
>>15289301
But that wasn't a vacation for Koa, she had to work to keep her master and Ojou-sama supplied with refreshments.
She does look like she's having fun though.
>>15291785
Koa! Does a one or two piece outfit work better?
If I have to select any more store fronts I'm gonna go crazy!
>>15294700
I prefer two piece.
>>15224408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrhXkwPyR10
I like the comics where Koakuma has a dick and she uses it to fuck a girl who doesn't have a dick.
Koa with a tail or Koa without a tail?
Long Haired Koa or Short Haired Koa?
What you got /jp/
>>15296777
Good taste.
>>15296997
[sppoiler]Great[/spoiler] taste.
>>15297248
Long hair, I'm thinking!
>>15297272
Damn you, me, misspelling spoiler.
Koakuma's feet!
found this gif hope you guys like it
>>15297348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrhXkwPyR10
>>15296997
That's shit, how are you supposed to bully her if she's some kind of a dick monster.
I want to make Koa pregnant and rub her tummy and suck milk from her breasts while we have sex and she rubs my head and calls me a good boy!
>>15297415
Why would you bully a cute girl?
Koa a smiling cute, even if she can't keep up with a current code i5.
>>15297723
"Eh? You're still a virgin, anon? Well, we'd better fix that! <3"
>>15232572
>Fresh, New and Never used
Are her words trustworthy?
I like Koa, but don't really have anything to say about her.
>>15305975
That's to be expected, with the lack of anything to do with her anywhere.
How often does she leave the library? Does she want to?
>>15306744
That's up to you to decide! Maybe Patchouli summons her only when needed or allows her to freely meander around, be it within the walls of the mansion or outside.
Though I'm not sure that villagers would be too happy with a demon wandering around in town.
>>15307613
Yeah. Probably can't hide those wings to well either.
What a bunch of racist jerks. Koa's nice if they'd give her a chance.
>>15308697
Given she's a demon? Probably not.
>>15308697
Considering what everything else does it's not an unreasonable assumption. Hell, I'm half positive that she's a maneater.
>>15308831
Oh, I'd let her eat my man if you know what I mean.
>>15271630
what the fuck
>>15308905
Good! She hungry and could attack at any time, are you prepared for that?
>>15309442
>>15311181
Spooky Koa!
>>15307613
I'm getting a boner from Mrs. Koakuma's lewd toe cleavage!
Coldakuma.
>>15313371
How weird!
Will you get naked with Koa /jp/?
>>15322788
Why not?
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