How do you confess your love to a Japanese woman?
>>15215976
tell her "you make my heart go dokidoki artichoki"
Wait, does OP have a crush on a japanese girl?
>>15215976
You dont because Japanese women supposedly have insanely high standards.
Also isnt it a tabboo in Japan to show affection in public?
Watashi wa суки desu.
>>15215999
Why is it a taboo
>>15215976
in japanese.
>>15215976
C) Stick it in. <<
>>15220204
Ouch
>>15215976
The moon sure is beautiful tonight.
>>15215976
Some shit about destiny and fate
They eat that up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rht9eeS9cBI
Show her how much you have in the bank.
>>15224426
You should never keep a significant portion of your assets in a bank.
>>15216001
Fuck off slav shitter.
Tell her you're rich.
>>15224471
>>15224448
>not getting russo-japanese puns
Look at the EOP here.
>>15215976
My personal go to is "Ey, oriental. Come hop on this dick, and I'll show you how a real man opens Japan's ports, know what I mean?"
And then you show them a big fan of yen bills like pic related
>>15215976
I throw my towel at her feet
Max out the relevant stats/affinity, make an extra save, and select the answers you think she wants to hear.
>>15225590
i marry any girl i fall in love with
You don't
Instead you say you think they are cute and ask them to go out with you. And then you build the relationship from there.
Women don't understand love so confessing right off of the bat will confuse them and make you look desperate or pathetic in their eyes.
Afterwards you display your positive mating attributes such as money, shiny things, or muscle and make sure you seem like the best mate around. Then you deposit genetic material in them.
>>15226806
/jp/sies don't have positive mating attributes like money, shiny things, or muscle.
>>15224371
Glad to see somebody knows what they're talking about here.
>>15227314
Then rape is the only answer
>>15227834
Why
Confessing to a real woman? As in, a woman in the three dimensional world?
Why would I know? And why would you want to do that?
This thread is probably going to be deleted if it gets enough attention btw, meido-chan has been deleting lots of threads for no apparent reason recently.
>>15239691
meido-chan is gone anon ;-;
>>15250095
Who deletes the flanfly threads then?
