Give me 1 (one) reason why I shouldn't become Sekibanki's Human Village boyfriend.
>>15182272
procreation with youkai is illegal and will be punished with death.
>>15182293
What makes you think I would be coming inside her vagina?
>>15182272
SKBNK is not into nerdy weebs, she needs a real man to accompany her in her outrageous errands
>>15182314
What's inside Seija's blanket?
>>15182314
Fuck off, mate. I'm taller than 99% of Japs and could bench TWO Banki at once.
>>15182314
>>15182429
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?
Well, I have a story to share with you.
Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.
Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.
Shes not into race mixing.
Meaning she only prefers azn
>>15182272
She won't let you fuck her neck hole like a yukkuri or fuck the stump.
>>15183525
wouldn't that be a deepthroat
>tfw she removes her head and licks your asshole while you fuck her body like an onahole
>>15183515
But if she isn't into race mixing she wouldn't be into human men anyway.
Sorry, OP
>>15182484
holy shit you too met Noboru Takeda? Happened the same thing to me, except the day after he disappeared i was woken up by this redhead girl who said Noboru whispered he saw the eyes of the dragon in me and he knew i was going to join the local dojo, so she'd have to look after me. Many things happened since then, i got kinda close to Akane (nothing much really, oral is as far as we got) so i decided the next time i see Noboru i'm going to fight him, beat him and tell him i'm going to marry his sister and i just won his approval.
See you soon, Takeda.
>>15182416
I would fuck you up in a fight over Bankis butt
You keep the rest of her, her ass is mine
>>15183997
You can have her butt. I just want her sweet, sweet Sekistory.
>>15184214
>>15184925
She's so edgy.
>>15185184
It's funny, because her personality has been described as "cynical." Maybe it's her way of coping.
Tell me about Sekibanki.
Why is she so great?
>>15185308
It's the Seki swirls in every Banki.
A cute.
>>15182272
She's going to do some weird things with her head and man you'll be spooked.
>>15185965
If that makes her happy, so be it.
THERE WILL NEVER A SEKISTORY.
>>15186584
I just don't like her enough to write about her, mate. Nothing can be done about it.
I support you becoming her boyfriend, as long as you don't mind if I hang out with her!
>>15186703
Sekibutt.
>>15186687
You can hang out with one of her heads.
>>15186753
Nope. Sekibanki without that butt and those legs just isn't Sekibanki.
>>15186786
No dice then.
How would she react to praise from a bunch of dorks?
>>15187021
She would lose her head.
