Hop in, fagboy; today's your lucky day.
Where are we going?
>>15152423
And who the fuck are you? And I ain't a fagboy, you OLD HAG.
Nice hat, Yukari.
Big fat Youkai tats.
Change into loli form or no deal.
>>15152423
y-you too.
>>15152423
Don't call me names.
Do you always have to say that when you pick me up from school, mom?
>>15152473
To fill in some lottery tickets. It's your lucky day, remember?
>>15152423
I want to FUCK that granny.
>>15154008
>>15154042
!!!!!!!
>>15152529
U feel lucky anon?
>>15153825
A mom who calls her own kid "fagboy" sure is the best mom ever.
Oyasuminasai, anime fantasy booby lady.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/715071739055595520
I have a dog to take care of.
>>15157910
Take him on a multidimensional cross boundary walk then.
>>15152517
And nice, thick Youkai thighs.
impregnate the granny
>>15168323
Why are you saving the master file?
>>15169412
Because I fucked up on mobile. Thanks friend.
>>15169412
10/10 would caress all day.
>Shag an actual Granny
Don't they mean a Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Granny
>>15152423
I hope the exit is at the front of the line at the DMV, I'm not waiting in that shit
>>15169412
Hot.
>>15152423
Hold on, I watched Diamond in the Rough, I know how this ends so Yukari can fuck right off.
does anyone have that image of a /jp/sie cosplaying yukari sitting a chair
always makes me laugh
Is she the cherry eating youkai?
>>15193263
I don't boink murderers.
>>15152423
Who the fuck are you?
And how do i know i can trust you?
>>15152423
>not boy
Guess I'll just walk past her.
>>15201029
Yes.
I want to fall asleep while getting cuddled by Yukarin!
Look at this cute!
>>15210356
look at this big-tittied pouting cute!
>>15215492
Look at this smiling cute!
>>15210356
>>15215492
>>15215678
Yukarin is wonderful! The cutest 2hu!
>>15215734
She's really cute!
Oh, shoot. Yukari got small! Would you be able to take care of gaploli until we can fix this?
>>15216752
Sure! I'll teach her to play doctor.
>>15216752
I've got this, for I am well experienced at babysitting.
dancing with yukarin
>>15152423
Haha, nice try, you won't have my soul!
>>15152529
Loli Yukari is best.
>>15225338
So why are you posting what is clearly a teenage yukari?
>>15226050
Okay, maybe I was throwing around the term a little. How about "more loli than she is normally depicted" Yukari.
>>15216752
Time for headpats and cuddles! Lolikari a tiny cute!
>>15225338
Teen Yukarin
>>15226408
man, I want to kidnap and furiously rape the tiny loli Yukari.
>>15228765
Please no. Loli Yukari is for hugs, not for rape.
>>15152517
I just want to hug her and rest my head between them.
Mom, I told you not to call me that anymore....
>>15152423
>fagboy
You keep using that word. I dont think it means what you think it means.
>>15228973
Yukari in general is for hugs.
>>15152423
Fuck off.
Yukari in general is for fucking
I hate anime I like Japanese cartoons better
>>15235196
Agreed. I want to destroy this woman.
>>15152423
Last time, that "lucky day" entitled me to groom 9 fucking fox tails mom, no thank you
>>15236836
SOunds like a great day.
It always bothered me seeign Yukari well groomed, prettied up, etc. Then Ran looking plain in camparison.
I like to imagine when Ran does well Yukari rewards her by grooming her tails and prettying them up with some of her ribbons.
>>15236870
I always thought Ran was too busy making formulas to bother tidying herself up or keeping chen from ruining someones day.
>>15236870
I like to imagine Yukari lets Ran use her body to relieve her sexual frustrations.
>>15237278
Other way around. Yukari forces Ran to perform oral sex on her. She see's her as nothing more than a tool after all.
>>15237418
>>15237278
But two girls can't have sex
>>15235208
No anon, she'll destroy you
Yukari will break your mind and keep you as a pet or daughter, maybe!
>>15237915
I'm a boy???
>>15237915
This sounds fine.
In fact, where do I sign? Life with Yukari, even as a pet, sounds a lot more fun than what I have now.
>>15237915
Ah, I want to be Yukarin's pet!!
>>15152423
Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!
>>15238118
does this look like the face of a monster to you?
>>15238262
That's a titty monster. Does that count?
>>15238118
Wrong monster, you faggot
>>15228973
What about hug while raping?
>>15239271
All monsters need to die, fuckface
>>15238269
Yes, but you need different tools.
>>15239332
Holy rod?
>>15201251
Beware of the Yukari, the cherry boy hunter
I'm convinced Ol' Gappy put me on the list, I've been having nothing but 2hu-related dreams for a week and now that feeling of being watched from behind is kicking in.
>>15239752
How many friends do you have that aren't /jp/ or internet only? Family is included.
Also. Please do not call Yukari old, or imply she has a list of people to be transported to Gensoukyou and fed to Youkai.
Firstly, it has been proven many times by fellow, distinct posters here that the Youkai residents of Gensoukyou do not, and have not in the past, devoured human flesh.
Secondly, those are very impolite things to be saying. And I would not like to talk to a person who is willing to insult a one-hundred-percent fictional character (who is also very beautiful, intelligent, polite, and has a excellent sense of morality) like that. Thank you.
>>15239836
Yukari? More like Yukkuri, because all she does is sleep.
>>15239836
I apologize for the error. When I said family was included, my intent was to say that your family members are grouped together with your friends off of the internet. But it may have seemed to you that was I saying your family is grouped together with your internet friends. Please ignore that mistake I have made.
>>15152423
sure. lead the way, slaaneshi-breed
>>15239913
Yukari is more Tzeentch than Slaanesh.
>>15237883
Keep thinking that. It'll make her downfall all the sweeter.
>>15240031
How oddly alluring.
>>15240031
Fucking rude, dude.
![6d14743a1e9426ba9d5c4a06354a505a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IW4k7rt.jpg "6d14743a1e9426ba9d5c4a06354a505a[1].jpg")
>>15239913
>wolf fuckers
teehee
>>15240031
I feel sick
>>15240031
I want to lock Yukari in a guillotine, have her hold the rope with her teeth, and then ravage her ass and crotch until she lets go. It'd be so much fun to see how long she lasts.
>>15240173
What?
>>15240152
That's pretty hot
Let's hear more anon
>>15240234
Never seen that before, but it's not very good so it's fine.
>>15239868
Why does she sleep all the time what a fucking sloth
>>15240315
Managing Yukari's sex dimension is tiring work.
>>15240315
Yukari's abilities take up an immense amount of energy, so she has to sleep a lot to recharge. Also she's lazy.
>>15240031
Necrophilia
>>15239335
Gaps are holes, right?
If something hides in a hole, you use something made for taking out things hiding in holes.
Fuel/air bombs anyone?
>>15240321
Look at that sleepy cute! I want to hibernate with Yukari!
>>15240315
Becase she likes to be Maribel sometimes
>>15216790
oh you
>>15152423
>>15240709
I'll give her my thermobaric device.
>>15242666
>>15242666
>>15242833
Are there any other translated touhou vns? The whole huge dick thing was really stupid about this series.
>>15242906
Nope.
>>15242833
>(Moving as if angry)
If I am such a fag,why does she turn into a man for my sake?
>>15242906
>The whole huge dick thing
This I gotta hear. Explain.
>>15243083
The protagonist has a dick the size of a forearm.
>>15241159
But dude, if you did that, you'd never see Letty!
>>15250435
I see letty
>>15250435
But I would get to see more Yukarin!
But I do like Letty… dang.
>>15152423
You brought me the Lego I wanted?
>>15152423
>>15259901
>>15260096
Where's my Lego at, Yukari? You said it was my lucky day.
The bike Ran gave me sure got me pumped. But I want something relaxing. Now where is that Lego?
>>15260132
Don't make me honk at you, missy Yukari.
You will have Makai to pay for when Ran get to hear this.
Hello everyone-oh... I better leave you & Chen alone...
Give me some space Chen.
Where is my Zach Hadel & Chris O'Neill Yaoi love pillow at?
>>15260175
Ah some 98s were just too cute.
Gotta love late-night, off-topic shitposts on a two-week-old thread. Never change, /jp/.
>>15260148
I TOLD YOU YUKARI! I WARNED YOU ABOUT NOT GIVING ME THOSE LEGOS!
You know what? I had it with your gap shenanigans. I'm off to the 90's zone and have some real fun. Tell Ran that I am busy having fun bashing mail boxes with this golf club with people that share the same interest.
this is where the lego's went
>>15260847
I'll recreate the movie 'Who framed Roger Rabbit'. I'll smash Reimu's donation box & put the blame on Yukari. Cya you willy-wonkas!
>>15260847
Sukuna is cute asheck.
>>15260847
>>15260938
How Irish/Scott/Scandinavian do you think Sukuna will be when she meets her Leprechaun & Gnome kin?
I'm just a gappy girl, nobody loves me!
>>15269983
SHE'S JUST A GAPPY GIRL FROM A HAG FAMILY
>>15269983
>nobody loves me!
hey, just like me!
I rather enjoy the idea of Sukuna being well endowed. The concept of the inchling doing her best at giving paizuri tickles my fancy.
>>15270643
>>15269983
The real secret of getting everyone to like you is sex. You know what to do, sex the fuck out of everyone.
>>15269983
Take out both the Pokémon & Yu-gi-oh Cards.
You'll impress the Alpha /vg/s & /jp/s to come out from the deep jungle.
>>15260199
that really brings the sleepy in that name to a different level.
>>15270860
yeah but you aren't getting any
>>15277772
Neither is Yukari.
By the way, do you think Yukari gives a shit about Chen?
*sigh*..Yukari, where are you...
>>15277796
As another agent of her schemes? Absolutely.
As a person? I guess that depends on if she thinks Ran is a person or simply a tool for her own use.
Hi there anon!
>>15237883
How will she go about doing that?
>>15286971
Yukari has to make her gaps wider and wider to fit her huge tits and giant ass through these days.
>>15286789
If Ran is a computer, Chen is an external hard drive? I wish there were more pictures of Yukari and Chen interacting.
>>15152423
At first I thought Yukari was pointing down into the gap to tell you to get in which was pretty funny, but it looks like she's pulling on some kind of cloth? I don't get it. Is it panties?
>>15294602
It's one of those gay hand fan things anon.
Do you think Ran or Yukari would shitpost on 2ch?
