Yuugi invites you out drinking.
How do you avoid dying?
I refuse.
>>15149888
Know my limits.
Oni are a Japanese myth, so their superhuman feats of drank are probably being judged against the Japanese baseline. As an Irish-American, I can probably stand toe to toe with her.
>>15149888
slip something into her sake while she's not looking, when she ask why I'm not drinking or drinking much I tell her i'm the Designated Driver >>15149945 after the drug has taken effect
win/win
>>15149958
Any of the oni would kick your ass astronomically hard at being a booze sponge.
>>15149991
Only one way to find out. Ancestors, give me strength.
I'll be fine
>>15149958
M8 I dont think you understand how fucking insane oni are. Kasen doesnt even consider 200ml of sake as 1 unit. Now bear in mind, Kasen is the oni who drinks the least due to trying to remain as a wise hermit. We havent even seen her drunk.
Unlike Suika who has never been seen sober.
Now using amazon for info on sake (Choya Sake specifically), and a calculator, assuming I am right then 200ml for a human is 2.8 units of alcohol.
This is set in Japan, so we just need to see the alcohol tolerance of westerners vs Japanese people. Because an oni drinks as much as 3 Japs.
http://www.cleavebooks.co.uk/scol/ccalcoh2.htm
Calculator.
And here is the page of Kasen talking about drinking habbits
http://mangafox.me/manga/touhou_ibarakasen_wild_and_horned_hermit/v04/c016/14.html
Asians are know to be poor at handling booze, I think westerners stand a good chance. I'm drinking as I post this. I wish my local had absinthe or coffee liqueur, I wanted either absinthe or white russians and all I have is fucking gin.
>>15149929
>drinking is an addiction
>[uh-dik-shuh n]
>1.
>the state of being enslaved to a habit or practice or to something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming, as narcotics, to such an extent that its cessation causes severe trauma.
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/addiction
Drinking isnt an addiction you fucking retard. If you dont drink, fine, but dont act as if you are somehow better than those that do. Eating can be an addiction, an addiction is a habbit, not the activity itself. You can drink without being an addict, you can eat without being an addict, you can even take certain drugs without being an addict. I;m drinking now, the last time I drunk alcohol was January.
>>15150022
You are why I feel bad for Irish people and why they generally hate Irish Americans. St Patrick was Welsh, not Irish. If you're going to brag about being Irish, atleast learn basic shit about them.
Attach 2 of these machines and hope I survive.
>>15150186
You can be poplar in places other than the country of your birth.
Y'know, like Hilter.
>>15150186
This thread is about oni, not hermits. Why are you posting Kasen-chan?
>>15150209
>>15150215
>roll your tongue for the R
Bloody hell.
>>15150186
>Sorry, its licensed, and not available.
Step up your game desu
>>15149888
Very carefully
>>15149888
sauce?
>>15149888
Yuugi isn't this marshmallowy
>>15150228
WaHH?
you are obsessed and need to get a life
>>15150348
Don't bully Yuugi and her alcoholic ways
>>15149888
Silly anon, Yuugi does not drink
At the Blustery Brew, it doesn't matter; we've all been dead before.
Deny her offer and mock her mercilessly for not having a boyfriend yet!
>>15149888
This is a very demure-looking Yuugi.I want to hold hands with her.
Offer to be the designated driver.
I don't drink, but you could ask Eirin to make you a drug that helps your liver clean your blood of alcohol faster or something.
>>15150186
Well, that would mean she drinks at LEAST as strong as 3 japs. Also, what if she was simply talking about alcohol and not sake, since that is the thing you usually measure in units?
>>15149888
>How do you avoid dying?
I don't. I let the gods decide my fate.
And then I cast myself into the abyss, with only four words on my lips:
Oni tits or death.
>>15151793
If you were drunk enough while doing that, she might forgive you.
>>15151887
Better to die than be a coward.
Even if the next sensation I have is getting punched into paralysis, I'll get my face into those boobs!
>>15151096
She was drinking Sake and saying the amouny she was drinking wouldnt even be a unit of alcohol.
The sake is just giving us a little more detail.
>>15152217
>Better to die than be a coward.
I dont think the Gurkha's were thinking of oni tits when making that their motto, but I think they would respect your commitment.
>>15151793
It will be Oni tits AND death
>>15153127
Worth it.
