Post your ＲＡＲＥ Marisas
Mister Nice has a job at the factory. He doesn't enjoy his job a whole lot, but every day he continues to work with yukkuris in breeding and training. He doesn't like having to comfort yukkuris that have lost their children to packaging and shipping, but he works anyway to support himself.
Slowly, he gains many friends in the factory, and becomes a popular and hard-working person. Quite suddenly(to him, anyway) he found himself with an employee of the year award. The other workers showered him with praise, and he felt weighed down with guilt even more.
Most importantly the quacks in the R&D department give him a special gift in a rare, unknown yukkuri species. It was completely silent and stoic to them, so after testing(it's contents are strangely normal bean paste, like that of a Reimu or Marisa) and breeding(it's children were not so stand-offish) they decide to give it away as "stress relief".
So Mister Nice carried it home in a ventilated box, unsure of what to do with it.
He sets the box on the table and stares at it. He really doesn't want to hurt it or abandon it, much less return it to the factory.
"Are you okay in there? Will you talk to me?"
No answer.
"I won't hurt you. I promise."
The box rattles slightly. A familiar voice comes from inside.
"Let Marisa out! It's dark!"
A Marisa? What's so bloody special about a Marisa? No less, he takes the lid off of the box and peers in.
What he sees is no yukkurisa.
That is perhaps a stretch. It's larger than a normal Marisa or Reimu, but not by much. It has red hair, red eyes, and a purple hat that is otherwise just like a Marisa's. Maybe it's a mutant yukkurisa?
It takes a leap out of the box, showing some physical strength and coordination, and lands on the table with a curious slam rather than a splat. No yukkurisa is this strong or that heavy.
"Where's Mima!" Mister Nice would have thought it was a slur of speech if it wasn't an adult. "Where's some food?! I'm hungry! Mima must be hungrier!"
It's confused, he thinks. Who knows what the quacks in R&D did to it. Even more, he almost sees it as annoying, something he rarely sees anything as(being mister nice and all).
Mister Nice and his new yukkuri have gotten along well enough, but he doesn't know what to call it. It was amusing itself with a green tennis ball it found under the couch, seeming to worship it's green fuzzy properties.
He had called the R&D department and asked where they found this strange red-haired purple-hatted Marisa. Encased in ice near the top of Youkai Mountain, they said, presumably an ancient yukkuri from long ago.
>>15070926
Is this a map from one of the 2hu DRPGs?
>>15070953
Give me hecatia.
>>15070934
Wow, glasses Kurapi a cute.
>>15070953
What am I rolling for?
>>15070988
Nightmares.
>>15070946
thats dust2 friend
>>15070953
I'm usually against roll pictures but I can't help myself
>>15071154
Oh, counterstrike? Thanks for the info.
>>15070953
Rolling. I hope it's a good Marisa.
>>15070953
I can only hope for 90
>>15070953
It's time
i wanna be a Marimon master!
>>15071299
Can someone post 99? I don't know what marisa is that.
Drugs are fun
What if ZUN gets sad because of people making fun of his Marisa and she isn't on the next game?
>>15071782
>>15070953
bring me your finest marisa
>>15071782
one can only hope
>>15071902
>>15071908
>>15071911
>>15071915
>>15071917
End
>>15070953
rolling for 09
yez
>>15071920
Stop bullying Hecatia!
If you are the guy collecting Marisa's post your latest folder download kudasai
>>15073444
I've just about posted my whole folder
I found them all here
https://futathlog.net/searchthread.php?sess=jXoW7bMPZk3RPvTLhf&word=%E2%80%A6%E2%80%A6
>>15070953
>>15071471
Yeah does anyone have a full res image of 99 Marisa? Is that the RE1 Tyrant?
>>15073516
>>15071369
Would train Miracle Matter Marisa
>>15073515
Man, I wanna make babies with Auntie Hecatia so bad
>>15073494
It looks like the witch from Left 4 Dead
http://blog.livedoor.jp/coleblog/archives/52047675.html
Google 紺魔理 site:futathlog.net
I don't think i'm ready for these next level memes.
>>15070953
Clown, plox.
>>15074220
cute
>>15070953
Here's hopin for a Hecky.
The FUCK is going on with this scary as shit meme????
>>15074778
Don't think, feel
>>15070953
rollin
>>15070953
I'm ready.
>>15074927
10/10
sometimes i wonder whether or not i deserve to be alive
>>15075701
You don't
>>15071920
Woah. Marisa is cute in CP's outfit!
>>15070953
Roll
>>15070953
>>15076182
Marisa is always cute, no matter what she wears!
>>15070953
alrighty
I haven't laughed for a long time. Thanks. Have some kamS.
>>15070953
R O L L
O L L R
L L R O
L R O L
This thread is HELLA dank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAxvoMwl410
I hate this meme.
>>15078063
>>15073444
https://www.mediafire.com/download/pbc7szcuxd0qu0j
I don't understand
This shit's out of control.
What drugs should I be doing to aid me in my understanding of this thread? I had no idea this joke had come so far
Also >>15070953
>>15077974
I love it!
>>15078694
There's nothing to understand, just appreciate.
>>15078846
That was fast
Why is Hecatia always distressed? Someone, please. Tell me.
>>15078879
Because it's cute
>>15078846
TWO MARISAS!
>>15078879
Hecatia pretty much sums up how I feel about this thread
>>15078893
this
>>15070953
Rolling
>>15073515
>>15070892
I once saw an edit of Doremy with her arm around Suwako as Pepe the meme frog in front of a lake months ago and I've been trying to find it since. Please help me /jp/ I beg of you.
>>15078743
This, I always get a good laugh out of all this silliness.
>>15070953
give me marisachu
>>15079722
what the fuck it actually worked
>>15078820
!!
>>15079722
>>15079723
Witnessed
>>15078868
delete this
http://www.mediafire.com/download/afwynh797xo0a0n/Ultimate_LoLK_Marisa_Edits_folder.zip
Took my time and downloaded every edit from the earliest archives I could find.
More yukkuri x these things
>>15084317
If you can't distinguish ironic edits from bad drawings with weird fetishes made for the purpose of jacking off you're the one with problems.
Do you dislike ohayous too?
>>15084317
>>15084878
Holy shit, why are they so fucking expensive? They don't even look that good
>>15070953
I am not sure if I should be rolling for this.
Are these things and dinohayous related to yukkuris yet?
What is it about touhou that spawns wierd stuff like this?
I understand why they're making fun of Marisa's face, but how did hecatia bullying become a major part of this meme? What image even started it?
>>15086283
No one knows
I really hate how every little joke or gag nowadays gets automatically labeled a "meme".
>>15085358
I can't breathe
>>15070953
rollin for marisa
>>15086347
jej
How can we even compete with the Japanese in their Marisas!?
>>15086987
By stealing their memes, making more generals and not creating our own OC
This is the only meme I approve of.
>>15070953
Rolling for Hecate or CP.
seriously this marisas are really unnerving and i don't know why
>>15086297
>>15086283
Probably because seeing her distressed is very cute and brings forth sensual feelings.
>>15086325
This does meet the definition of a meme, though (a cultural innovation reproduced through word-of-mouth and adaptation)
>>15087110
>making more generals
>>15083754
I wish there was a SFW version
>>15073515
>WelRi comever
>>15070953
bruh
On the theme of marisa , anybody can recommend me the best figures of her? I already know of the fumo but i'd like oldfags advices.
>>15089008
The Kotobukiya figure is very nice and the star lights up.
>>15089028
>Kotobukiya
love it! know some more?
have a rare Marisa.
My what?
Could someone explain this meme to me?
>>15090001
There's nothing to explain, here have my rare Marisa.
>>15090001
The Wondrous World of MariMon™ featuring the Curious Clownpiece and Helpful Hecatia as the protagonists.
Follow Clownpiece and Hecatia on their wonderful adventures as they meet, befriend, and solve problems with the delightful MariMon™.
Airs on the timeslot after DinoTouhous™.
>>15090001
Post more tsurikichi obasan
>>15090001
what is there to explain?
simply admire it
>>15070953
roll
>>15090055
arigato
This is like some kind of infinitely stranger touhou version of rare pepes.
I love it.
>>15090409
Please leave.
>>15089394
>rare Marisa
Get out
>>15090392
>>15078868
Stupid smug baku
>>15097219
what's the drop rate for hecatia plates
>>15102888
>>15102888
marisa got some s m o o t h moves
>>15102958
Faster!
All I can think about is either aliens or a rebuilt human society after an apocalypse discovering these images as artifacts of the old world several thousand years or more down the line.
>>15102934
It's fucking bullshit!
>>15102888
plush when
>>15070953
rolling
>>15070953
I'll rololol
>>15070953
roll
>>15070953
rllling
>>15070953
Rolling for 54.
>>15070953
!rtd
It's a shame clownpiece is replacing her
>>15090001
>>15090055
>>15090392
>>15094488
Sakuyas expression looks like she's fucking blazed as hell, any reason for that?
>>15120963
That was the theme of the series, yes.
>>15120976
>>15120963
She is just happy about fishing
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22894950
>>15124072
I like this song
>>15070953
rolling for 54
>>15110349
What is this expression trying to convey?
Is Marisa's face in Look really that creepy to warrant such a bizarre meme?
>>15102888
https://youtu.be/_1stTYKSSDQ
>>15090018
Is Zun a Korean? Why does his eyes look so squinty?
Every time I come into this thread at night, I feel somewhat unnerved, and I don't know why. It's supposed to be funny, but it just feels very...unsettling.
>>15126193
She's having a talk with her daughter after finding a kancolle comic under her bed
Hi /jp/, would anyone have a Marisa edit of the Chuunibyou finger spin that they could post, if one even exists? I can't seem to find one.
>>15142983
Don't remember ever seeing one.
how come no one uses raiko's face? it's hilarious
>>15155585
>>15155622
her face is ripe for edits
fresh oc
>>15155644
because other than 10 people no one else cares for raiko
>>15155622
Shit that's cute, is that an edit or what?
>>15157142
nope
>>15157102
what a shame
i dont understand whats happening in here
>>15157206
watch >>15154592 and you will understand
>>15070953
rolling
Born to meme
>>15157206
what part of this confuses you?
what the fuck is happening
>>15070953
Rollerino
tanasinn
>>15070953
rolling
>>15073521
if only i could be so grossly incandescent.
>>15172978
PRAISE
