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Library aide volunteer work with the basilisk class-rep.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>15058508
Undead a best
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>>15058508
Is that a corset I see?
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I love my dragon so much, I'm going to give her the whole world as a treasure!
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>>15058513
I'd have to disagree, I say that long bodied monster girls a best.
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>>15058479
Whether or not you think they're good doesn't matter. Stop letting personal opinion paint reality a different colour in your eyes.
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Maids are olev, no matter the species
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>>15058508
I'm going to blow into Basilisk class-reps ears!
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>>15058518
But that would mean administration of the world, are you and her ready to handle that responsibility of shaping a world worthy of respect?

Or are you gonna do something like have a steady income and the rest of the countries do whatever?
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>>15058513
My brother.
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where did she leave her visor?
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REMINDER: your waifu loves you and loves when you post her
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>>15058526
Holst maids are extra olev.
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>>15058513
Wights In Living Armour.

>>15058521
Houri a shit. When was the last time one was even mentioned? Boring, bland shit. Cupids have more going for them.
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>>15058521
Anon I understand your position but please don't bring up old shit that got the previous thread nuked. It already happened the last time before that one.
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Whoever was fast enough to get this made, we're comrades now.
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>>15058521
Don't drag this shit into the new thread.
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>>15058532
In your underwear drawer. She likes the smell on her face.
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>>15058538
>got the previous thread nuked

It was archived with no mod intervention. What are you talking about?
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>>15058535
Is there any way you could go wrong with a holst?
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>>15058554
Anon likes to make things up
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>>15058528
Well, if you say it like that, maybe I'll give her one of those snow globes with a planet inside. We can start with that and then we build up.
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>>15058537
PROMISES BROKEN LEAVES WORDS UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAME
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>>15058532
I like how the glow around her pussy acts as a natural censor. Though, I have to wonder why her upper arms look so tiny.
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>>15058537
Golly, she sure sounds like a nice lady. I better prepare for our date, I hope she likes Disney movies!
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>>15058558
A Holstaur that can't lactate.
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Oh hey, a new thread.

Well, done with this one.
Have some lewd everyone! Unless you don't like threesomes.
http://i.imgur.com/vkNA3Pl.png
Imma go take a nap.
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>>15058537
Is there such thing as an edgy font that's actually readable?
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>>15058563
>Though, I have to wonder why her upper arms look so tiny.
it's because I can be mildly incompetent, thanks for pointing out tho!
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>>15058534
I haven't gushed about my waifu in ages, come to think of it. I remember back a fair time ago, when I still got the urge to just spontaneously write paragraphs about her.
I haven't had that urge in a while now.
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>>15058557
That detail on her outfit is fuckin' nice.
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>>15058571

comic sans
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>>15058570
brettygud/10
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>>15058570
BLACKBERRY FUCKMUFFIN
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>>15058563
In relation to her lower half it looks scrawny in comparison. That's why alot of KC's drawing of lamia shaped monster girls typically have their bodies in loops and hands with large sleeves/hands to keep everything looking proportioned.
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>>15058570
Mari has no ass. I'm not even joking, it just looks like it's flatter than a baphomet's chest. Is it the perspective and position? It just looks way too small.
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I'm still surprised she didn't get much love nor art
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>>15058576
Ah, nice to see you around Sub.
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>>15058570
Well done anon, nicely made.
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>>15058570
I like it.
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>>15058595
I hate riddles
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>>15058570
Mari's body is probably the plainest of any Lilim.
Nice work on Deruella's though.
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>>15058570
When are you going to draw some more monstergirls that aren't lilims? That's the stuff from you I like the most, really.
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>>15058568
Oh that poor thing.
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>>15058595
The Apophis and Anubis/Pharoh got the lion's share of the attention.
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>>15058595
The only kinds of riddlecats I like are the tauric kind but Bob already ruined every opportunity for a story with one by being the token raid boss training dummy in Stormwind for the thread
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>>15058607
What's small, scrawny, and likes it rough?

Hint it's not me
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>>15058595
I wish she was designed to look more like a proper liongirl with majestic eagle wings instead of a plain brown catgirl.

Nice work either way Barb.
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>>15058597
thanks anon. I've been meaning to draw more for the thread but effort
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Was /jp/ there for the advent of poor-moe?

Which MG would best fit with the poor-moe archetype?
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>>15058635
>poor-moe
Cute poorfags?
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>>15058626
That would have been far better indeed
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>>15058595
Shame the wings get omitted so often.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=19687142
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'It's Winter.'
'It's Summer.'
and 'It's Fall.' When?
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>>15058595
I'd have to agree with >>15058626 on the design. There really isn't much to her except being the Riddler turned into a werecat.
I like the Sphinx anyways, though.
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>>15058629
No problem, I like your stuff.
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>>15058643
ojou-sama who's dad went bankrupt and now eats bread crusts for lunch. She thinks other people will look down on her and as a result isolates herself, so she has no friends.
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>>15058570
>>15058593
Yeah the ass needs work. Other than that it's great.
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>>15058635
Forgetting about Miyako from Hidamari Sketch?
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>>15058622
That's to be expected from him.
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>>15058568
Holsts that can't lactate need the most love. It's like a bald weresheep or an infertile echidna.
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>>15058609
I'm not sure about plain, but there's a body type for every person.
>>15058593
There are a lot of things in the way too, this wasn't exactly easy, that and I was rushing to get this done so I can finish a commission before more practice and hours at the studio.
There's a few inconsistencies in here too.
>>15058610
I have 3 more commissions to finish before I'm free.
2 of them should be other monsters if I remember right.
I just wanted to draw druella since I like the character and she's never had a full image before besides a ton of sketches by less.
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>>15058648
>It's Winter
>Guy's sitting on the stump while a Yuki-Onna and Glacies try to out-winter moé each other
>Wendigo-chan is up to her neck in snow going "Jiii~" to him
>Jotunn is squatting down, ruffling his hair
>Yetis are hugging his arms and legs
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Better post the two others while i'm at it
Fat ghost butt
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>>15058669
>Ushi-Oni is behind the tree again, waiting to strike, but wearing a nice scarf.
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>>15058657
She could converts those bread crusts into croutons if she can borrow the materials for it.
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>>15058651
I think that Fox has had enough to drink.
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>>15058668
You were open for commissions?
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>>15058680
>It's Summer
>Guy's on the stump
>Ignis dancing in the air
>Kitsch in an aloha shirt getting bugwrapped by the Ushi-Oni
>Jub-Jub Jub-Jubbing
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>>15058680
>Summer Ushi is wearing a swimming ring
>Fall ushi has leaves on her head
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>>15058671
The most important part about fat ghost ass is:
Can it jiggle?
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>>15058671
Ghosts are CUTE.
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>>15058668
Ah, if I knew you were open for commissions, I would've got one from you. Did you announce it to the thread?
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>>15058715
Do not sexualise the Moses Supposes
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>>15058691
Hell no, that's still the shit from way back...
That's what I get for being stupid and taking a crap ton of commissions.
You never know when your life is suddenly going to get insanely busy.
Probably why I'm only ever going to take 1 or 2 commissions at a time now when I do start again.
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>>15058671
I like ghost because they are spooky and turn human women into rapists which is an improvement for me.
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>>15058682
a friend tells her to do as such.
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>>15058647
>TFW no good Sphinx stories
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If your favorite monstergirl can't beat you in an off-road race on a top of a ridge then she isn't worthy of becoming a waifu.
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>>15058731
>turn human women into rapists
Literally would never happen unless you're a beta Jap or a twig who has a fetish for that kind of thing. You have pretty bad taste.
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>>15058750
What if we're both bad drivers?
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>>15058747
We'll always have this though.

http://exhentai.org/g/664977/84b3f5c7c7/
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tfw no yandere weresheep to comfort me in my time of need
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>>15058756
This was a pretty good story.
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>>15058754
Magic ghost strength buff or something.
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>>15058768
Still wouldn't help for shit, same with any other girl trying to do that shit.
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What would Succubi birthed by Dhampirs look like?
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Sneks are love. They are life.
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>>15058755
Fine, duke it out in Motorstorm Pacific Rift.
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>>15058795
What if we both suck at videogames?
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>>15058790
I agree anon
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>>15058790
I like sneks they are really cute
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>>15058802
Then GITGUD
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>>15058537
What a good girl.
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Cute tired wock.
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>>15058811
Monster Girls always have so much fun at the beach.
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I'm sure people will love me for this one
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>>15058819
>Git Gud
>Not just prescribing them some get gooderall
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>>15058822
Does Wock onee-sans "hoard" consist of fine art, literature, and photos of her otouto?
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>>15058828
Her legs look tiny and stubby
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>>15058828
Daaamn, good work on her tattoos.
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>>15058790
There's only one snek that I like.

http://i.imgur.com/cIe4x22.jpg
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>>15058827
I want to take Miia and our friends to the beach!
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>>15058830
>get gooderall
>Not advising your peers to perform improvements in their performance
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>>15058828
More rapebug is always welcome.
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>>15058828
Very nice detail here.
You know what you should draw?
Kakuens.
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>>15058828
yeah thats great
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>>15058844
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>>15058664
Well, I don't care for most of his stuff but that one thing with the Egyptian Gods has left me Triggered McShiggidy-Diggered
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>>15058557
The Godiva Hair is a nice touch.

>>15058562
I like Red Sun.
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>>15058787
Anything that comes from a Dhampir is shit.
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>>15058827
>You'll never make a giant girl this happy at the price of exhaustion due to never being able to catch up with her
>You'll never eventually git gud at it and manage to keep up with her whenever she wants to go for a walk
>You'll never unknowingly beat Usain Bolt's speed record everytime you go on a jog with her
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>>15058852
How about a Kakuen dressed like Kakyoin?
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>>15058855
No thanks, I don't like Lamina.
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>>15058862
Even a vampire daughteru?
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>>15058867
They're Lamias you knob.
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>>15058866
Why Kakyoin?
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>>15058846
>That Jab and Wock
kek
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>>15058869
No shut up, you don't see anything wrong with my post.
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>>15058869
I think it was a pun, Anon. Lamina means blade in portuguese.
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>>15058835
Of course, but she hides that in her secret treasure room, for security reasons. Just pull the leftmost book on the shelf in her study and you'll be in her otouto room. Just don't go in while she's in there, you might catch her in an embarrassing position.
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>>15058877
Yeah sure, let's go with that so I look like less of a moron.
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>>15058868
I wasn't actually serious. Dhampirs arent that bad. They're still worse than vampires though
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>>15058866
Not him, but they have nothing in common.
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>>15058871
The names are similar.
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>>15058896
>They're still worse than vampires though
That's wrong, Vampires are way worse.
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>>15058896
>>15058901
Both girls are good in their own way.
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>>15058811
That's a big snek.
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>>15058901
hahahahahahahha
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>>15058907
For you.
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>>15058904
Vampires are awful women. At least Dhampirs don't treat you like trash.
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Which Undead species has the best ass?
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>>15058915
You're wrong, Vampires make for the best yandere motherus.
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>>15058811
Damn. I want to take Miia to the beach.
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>>15058901
Nope
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>>15058923
Vampires are shit wives and even worse mothers.
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>>15058916
Wight. for luxuriousness. Ghoul for tightness.
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>>15058916
The one I like the most.

>>15058931
Wight is not top shelf since it's all opinions.
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>>15058915
>>15058928
Dhampir pls go
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He's doing the Kejouro.

https://picarto.tv/kuroonehalf
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>>15058916
More Abigail when
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>>15058934
>The one I like the most.
It's clear as day that you like all Undead.
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>>15058916
Jiangshi
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Seriously though. Where are the pictures of hellhounds with braids and/or ponytails?
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>>15058936
Ahh, the cheongsam Kejourou? I have to admit that this guys style works well both cute AND lewd stuff.
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>>15058787
>"I GOTTA RESCUE MY BOYFRIEND!"
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>>15058949
They don't exist yet.
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>>15058952
>Those thighs
THICK
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>>15058939
No actually, I don't like Vampires, Jiangshi, Ghouls or Will-O-Wisps.

>>15058941
What would you do if you found me anon? Rant about how I should give a shit about your opinions?
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WIGHT IS TIGHT
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>>15058949
>Wanting more Hellhounds art.
Either do it yourself or smash your skull against a wall.
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>>15058916
Wight. The only way it'll even be a contest is if you account for a Lich doing precision body modification work to sculpt herself dat ass.
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>>15058967
Nah, your opinions are shit and I don't want to respect them.
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>>15058968
That is right.
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>>15058969
Oh yeah baby, that's how daddy likes it.
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>>15058969
Upset your low-tier bitch ain't got no art? How about YOU do it yourself or else stop complaining about better girls.
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>>15058828
Nice job. Oomukades are already high on my list of mgs, and I have to thank you for this rendition of the cuddlebug.
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>>15058996
>>15058999
Don't give the sodium chloride cardinal attention.
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>>15058999
The only low tier girls are Manticores and Hellhounds aside from the obvious picks. Ushi Onis are so much better it's not even funny.
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>>15058669
Awawa
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>>15059019
Hey there little one, do you need help getting up?
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I want to paint a sleeping Dragon's scales!
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>>15059019
:^)

>>15059020
Yeah well you're the new Ovaries
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>>15059040
That's illegal unless it's safe body paint.

Even then she won't be happy.
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>>15059043
Then I'll paint a Wurm instead, since they aren't grumpy!
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>>15059042
Oh shit.
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>>15059019
>[X] Dump more snow on her
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>>15059042
Dumb spider is going to freeze. Gonna have to rape her and make sure she learns not to do something so stupid.
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>>15059047
Grumpy Dragons are the best!

I want to tease one and lay in her lap! I want to cuddle her!
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>>15059040
I want to sneak into the lair of a big, scary Black Dragon and paint her scales in a flamboyant rainbow of colors.

Then the next village she tries to intimidate won't be able to stop laughing at her.
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>>15059042
You're a fucking nerd.
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>>15059060
Yeah well you masturbate to 3DPD
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>>15058969
Sounds like someone's got diaper-rash.
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>>15059031
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>>15059054
Ushi-Oni probably don't give a fuck about cold weather.
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>>15059076
[Wendigo Barking Noises]
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>>15059082
Their blood does kinda boil so... yeah.
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>>15059082
They probably do give a fuck.
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>>15059084
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>>15057664
Still requesting
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>>15059099
Their nipples probably perk up more often than not.
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>>15059108
The spidercow is still getting raped.
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Well I might not win the contest but at least I got a cute harpy out of it

Did you think this post was just to shill my new oc? Hell naw requests are open
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>>15058508
Head Librarian
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Loli Mindflayers are cute.
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I need BIG wurm hips
Like that pic with the pie
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>>15059138
I would fuck that bird. I guess the harpy in front of it is kind of okay too.
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>>15059137
Oh boy it's the No-Fun-Allowed thread police.
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>>15059138
A massive tiddied MGE Arachne wearing a Holstaurs top.
I wanna see how big you can draw your tiddies.
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>>15059148
That Wurm is a menace.

No pie is safe from her.
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>>15059146
Mindflayers are not to be trusted no matter the size. Loli Liches are much cuter.
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which horn-style is best?
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>>15059152
>Spamming the thread's worst meme since Bob is "fun"

Please, tell me more about how wasting images and endlessly braying "Bummerc man" is worth this thread's attention. I'm dying to hear.
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Are there any manga about monster girls who are married and have a family?
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>>15059172
all are best
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>>15059172
2 and are best.

>>15059160
Wrong!
Mindflayer lolis are squishy and adorable.
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>>15059152
Using The Dude for the sake of shitposting doesn't sound like a fun activity in all honesty.
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>>15059172
3 and 11 are best, perfect handlebars.
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>>15059154
That wurm had the most delicious hips in the world, worth feeding as many pies as she wants to make them
If only I could have seen her giant wurm booty too
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>>15059177
Hell Teacher Nube has an arc with one I think
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>>15059183
While they are squishy Mindflayers only act adorable to lure you in.
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>>15059138
You're taking requests?

In that case, would you draw something with a phoenix (it can definitely be Fiora, if you want) and a thunderbird making a lighting and fire spectacle in the sky?

Or maybe a hellhound and a raiju doing the same thing on ground, summoning up electricity and hellfire. Something cool like that.
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>>15059174
It's just the shitposters up to their usual faggotry. They do or post something they know pisses people off and then act like they're being unfairly singled out for it.
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>>15059172
2 or 4
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>>15059138
A jinko ready to pounce her prey
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>>15059153
The one in your pic or the classic MGE one?

>>15059196
The first one is something I have wanted to do with my harpy OCs, so that'll come eventually. I might try the hellhound/raiju one then
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>>15059138
A Lich masturbating violently with a deadpan expression
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>>15059190
If I was asking about arcs, that would already be covered with the one I posted.
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>>15059221
The classic MGE for that fine-ass ponytail.
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How many draw/writefags have died since mid 2014?
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Gimme a stronk MG to write about and maybe you'll get a short
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>>15059138
Miia and daughter cuddling with me/darling
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>>15059242
Forgot to mention + a basic premise
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>>15059236
>writefags
>dying
They just post less frequently. Updating once a week is a bad idea and they all eventually work this out and write in more manageable timeframes.
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>>15059236
I wonder how many people who browsed in these threads have died, total.
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>>15059236
There's no writefags of value who died if that's your question
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>>15059242
Buff intimidating Kikimora
She discovers her master's penis is tiny and laughs at it.
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>>15059262
Oh you.
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>>15059242
>>15059251
We never got that /fit/ electra complex jabberwock story, so maybe that? Jabberwock getting /fit/ to seduce dad.
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>>15059258
As in, actually have died? That's a depressing thought.
>>15059259
Are you implying all the writefags are shit again?
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>>15059172
Dear antlers and fleshy unicorn are best.
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>>15059242
Minotaur and an Anon of equal strength wresting and ending in missionary hatesex.
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>>15059153
Seconding this.
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>>15059272
I didn't say anything about them being shit, I'm saying ever since ParkedBuggy passed away I don't really care to say that I've genuinely given a shit about writefags who've legit died instead of post infrequently.
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>>15059258
I died four and a half years ago on the operating table but I'm okay now. Get rekt humanfuckers.
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>>15059236
rip crayonanon
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>>15059295
He just made something two threads ago.
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>>15059287
If there was a vote on what unfinished story should be completed I'd be very surprised if that wasn't top of the list.
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>>15059272
Yeah. I wonder what the actual statistics are on amount people in these threads dying over time.
You'd probably have to take the average age of people who use this site, their distribution by country, and look up the individual mortality rates for that age group and those most common countries (likely America, Canada and the UK). Then take an average of it all.

With amount of people who usually post in these threads, maybe around 100, you could probably work out the rate per day. I expect it'd be a pretty small decimal, though.
To be a bit more pessimistic, you could convert that number to show one death per arbitrary unit of time, such as month, six month span, and so on.

It wouldn't be very accurate I imagine, but hey. It's something to think about.
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>>15059194
Except they aren't acting.
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>>15059299
post it
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>>15059312
I don't have it, but I'm sure someone here does.
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>>15059304
>>15059304
If I could offer the blood of ABBN to bring him back I would
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>>15059291
Did you see a cute angel or ghost girl while you were clinically dead?
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>>15059310
They completely are.
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Who is the most philosophical monster girl?
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>>15059242
I'd suggest Jinko, but...
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>>15059325
>ABBN

Bob and Nega are two halves of that, I'm guessing. But the other two?
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>>15059352
Alp and Bollocks I'm assuming.
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>>15059325
>>15059352
>>15059358
>ABBN
You people made an acronym for them now? And you finally added Alp in it? What was his final fuckup?
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>>15059352
Alp obviously and Bollocks, who I really don't think belongs there. There are far worse writefags out there, like Sukera Ikeda or however that chuuni name is spelt.
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>>15059358
Don't see the problem with Alp. His writing isn't spectacular, but it's in no way offensively bad.

With Bollocks, we need to create a machine that splits him into two: the part of him that posts in these threads, and the part of him that actually writes stories on Pastebin.
Then we shoot the thread posting one, but let the storymaking one go on his way.
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I bet chuuni "Loli Puncher" anon couldn't take anyone in this picture!

Not a one!
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>>15059365
>finally added
He's been there forever. I don't know why those guys are the unholy four either, there are other faggots just as bad. MachineAnon and his ego rampage, Nyanon with his shitposting and CTOA destruction, Inarikitsune just being InariKitsune, Quicksilver depending on who you're talking to for the diaper story and most recently Historianon for having a big tantrum when anons criticized him.
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>>15059326
It convinced me that the many-worlds interpretation is true.
It's how I got here from the Berenstein universe.
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>>15059391
Geez
Is there anyone who doesn't end up sharing mutual hate with this place?
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>>15059406
Nope. This thread is the Scotland of 4chan.
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>>15059335
Hakutaku-sensei always says wise things.
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>>15059406
ThunderBrother left before that had a chance of happening. Good on him.
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>>15059404
Quantum Immortality.
Essetially, every time someone dies, there's always a possible future where they didn't. In theory everyone might perceive a world where they die of old age. That friend you had who died in that car crash when you were 12? He might actually still exist, perceiving a world in which you guys both go out for drinks every weekend.

It's a fucking weird and creepy theory, and one that can't even be proven so it's seen more of a fringe science than anything.
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>>15059418
I want to take shelter in her gradient tail fur.
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>>15059418
Amazing chest, lovely eyes, and outright divine ears. I would spend all day just worshipping her body with mine.
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>>15059381
>Planaria splitting
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