Which Touhous would most likely be a dyke?
Cirno, Mokou, take your fucking pick from TD.
"Dyke" is such an ugly word.
>>14969658
Dyke, carpet muncher degenerate.
suwako, seiga and junko
>>14969661
I'm a virgin though.
Corrective rape for Alice chan!
None, they are all heterossexuals.
All of them.
>>14969705
That's not how rape works. Rape causes psychological trauma, which will lead to avoidance of things associated with the traumatic event that might bring up painful memories of it, such as dicks. Raping her will only make avoid men more and seek affection exclusively from female.
Instead, I'd recommend controlled exposure therapy, to gradually get her more comfortable with dicks.
>>14969730
Sasuga /jp/, experts in mindbreak.
>>14969730
inject heroin while raping her, tricking her mind into associating the rape with the hit, that she will begin to crave.
Alice homosexuality status, cured.
Alice heroin addiction cure, work in progress. I'm sure Eirin could fix that. Hell Eirin made dream pills and immortality elixer, she could easily cure gay people.
Or turn straights gay, Eirin is scary when you think about it. Havent some medicines caused people to turn gay in the past? God the rabbits must be fucked up living with her.
What would Yukari do to fix Alice's impure deviancy?
Wrong Godairo member.
>>14969857
Change the boundry between male and female, genderswapping Alice, thus making any attraction towards girls, hetrosexual.
In payment, Yukari will force herself onto her genderbent victim.
>>14969875
>ruining the best Touhou
I don't like this answer, even though I think you are spot on
What an ugly thread! Yuri is the purest form of love!
>>14969889
>Ruining best touhou
How?
Yukari is fine and rape is what she does. With her powers self defence is impossible, you can try and resist all you want but she has just gapped her victims genitals over to her house, and you cant keep them away from her if you tried, you just need to go on with your life until she is satisfied playing with you. i wonder why she hasnt started some sort of eugenics system yet, where she forcibley places selected semen into 2hu's wombs.
>>14969919
I'm not talking about Yukari, I'm talking about Alice. I don't want a boipussy, even if it's Alice's. I'm not a degenerate!
>>14969941
Can you really say you love her if you couldnt be happy even if she were a trap?
After all, it's the same person, and you can still fuck them. Given the trap status, she would even look like the cute girl you claim to like so much.
Sounds like you dont really love Alice.
I now realize I have never seen trap alice porn.
>>14969910
Yeah it's sad that there can never be a Yuri thread without all the haters hating.
I don't even know how you can hate cute girls loving each other, it's just so pure.
>>14969977
If she was male, then it wouldn't be Alice. Alice's gender being female is part of who she is.
>>14970000
I don't get it either.
Who looks at two soft girls doing the kindest things to each other and then goes "Yeah, this is bad."
I mean, I get that people become upset when the pairings are too far-fetched, but then again, you could just hide those threads, like the generals.
>>14970072
Yeah it's kind of stupid that people get upset over it, and even if it's too far fetched with the pairings.
It's not like anyone takes it serious and think it's canon.
>>14970153
Maybe they've had bad experiences with people who did in the past.
>>14969730
What if the rapist is a woman?
>>14970135
But there are no souls, Anon. Only personality formation as influenced by biology and environmental factors desu.
>>14970252
>But there are no souls, Anon.
Idiot.
>>14970286
*baka senpai desu
>>14970252
You were that unpopular kid at school, weren't you?
>>14970252
Do you think Gensokyo has a policy of murdering all atheists?
Becuase it seems like a good idea, when in a world where belief is what keeps things alive, where various incidents show souls do exist, you still have people who try and disprove that.
I cant imagine Yukari would allow such types to go around spouting such bullshit. Especially when, agian. We actually see souls in the form of ghosts, phantoms, and vengeful spirits. Then you have PoFV where the souls overflow and cause the flowers to bloom.
>>14970202
It depends on if she has a penis.
>>14970576
Women do not have penises.
>>14970526
>>14970545
Sakuya
Kaguya
Yoshika
>>14969634
The ones you come in contact with.
>>14970812
Anon is a dangerous heart-breaker!
>>14970590
plastic penis
magic penis
mutation penis
parasite penis
just like my H works
>>14969910
>>14970000
>>14970072
>>14970153
I totally agree with this. I can get why people dislike this kind of stuff, but I never understood all the salt a Touhou yuri thread generates outside of /u/
>>14971143
I think it is all the purity and secre flower garden notions that make most people unnerved.
I dislike yuri because it has completely ruined stories that got derailed in order to shoehorn it. I do not know if this is the case for other people.
>>14969847
It could be quicker to bribe Doremy Sweet to 'fix her dreams' a bit.
>>14970196
>webm
That was sweet.
>>14971143
It's because lonely neckbearded /jp/sies get completely 200% assblasted by the notion that their favorite touhou waifu wouldn't ever be attracted to them. The silly thing is that they don't do anything to make themselves attractive anyway so it's a completely moot point.
Back in the good old days Suwako and Kanako would have their way with many of their young and beautiful female worshippers.
They would have been such ravenous lesbians.
>>14974976
>>14969977
It's called heterosexuality baka.
>>14975055
/jp/ is nu-male land, heterosexuality is beyond them
ALICE LOVES PATCHOULI!
Funny you say that because it's probably
none of them
>>14975267
what is a nu-male? is it related to korn and limp biskit?
>>14976814
Nevermind him, he's clearly a dumb crossie.
>>14976843
You're supposed to self insert into one of the girls dummy. Don't tell me you're not fucked enough in the head to be able to do that, you're on /jp/.
>>14976920
I sense some pent up anger. Get molested as a kid or something?
>>14976920
>Don't tell you're such a fucking manphobic dykefaggot that you can't create a male self-insert if there isn't a canon male to use.
Crass self-inserts are generally considered to be a hallmark of garbage fiction wherever they appear, but if you don't mind that kind of thing more power to you.
>>14976843
>Yuri is literally NTR for any heterosexual male watching it.
In the sense that every fictional girl out there belongs to you, sure.
why not bisexuality
>>14976968
>They are also a hallmark of otaku shit. You know, the stuff this board is about?
Not everybody has an obligation to enjoy everything out there.
>Wow. I usually think that 4chan's autistic hatred for tumblr is pointless autism...but yup, you are definitely a t/u/mblrfag.
I've been posting in /jp/ long enough to remember when yuri was posted freely without anyone batting an eye, so fuck off.
>>14970135
Biological developments are not physical changes; they are chemical ones.
>>14976843
>Yuri is literally NTR for any heterosexual male watching it.
holy fuck lel
the sad thing is you actually believe this
>>14977022
>If you don't like otaku media, you shouldn't be on this board. Yuri is not otaku culture. Het is.
For starters, "otaku culture" is a stupid catch-all label that moot threw onto the board while trying to figure out a name for /a/'s garbage can that wasn't "Doujinsoft, Visual Novels, and Comiket", all of which have yuri represented just fine even if it isn't a majority. The name is not a prescription.
>2hu yuri is a secondary meme
If you don't want to have anything to do with anything secondary there's really no reason for you to come to /jp/ at all, as it's basically all secondary wanking.
>I bet you'll go crying in there about how the big meanie-head hetfags bullied you so you guys can all circlejerk about how yurifags are the enlightened master race or whatever smug shit you guys do all day long.
If I were going to complain about something I'd complain about how retarded newfags come to /jp/ and arbitrarily decide to shit on parts of the culture that predate them.
>>14976968
>/jp/ is a hetfag board.
>Yuri is not otaku culture. Het is.
you don't speak for all of /jp/, if you want to post in het threads do that, there are plenty of them up where you can talk about wanting to stick your dick in Yukari or a Sakuya shota doujin
>Yuri goes on the yuri board, I don't want to see that nasty shit when I'm browsing /jp/
then hide the thread, you'd have a much nicer day doing that instead of sperging out about content you don't like
>>14977097
>Talking about the series and lusting over the characters isn't secondary wanking.
The amount of talking about the detailed canon aspects of the series is a minority of what happens in /jp/. Lusting over the characters (having sex, fucking children, being molested, marrying you, whatever) is secondary behavior. You don't have to claim something is canon for it to be secondary.
>Yurifags in Japan are actively hostile to other otaku and have even bullied het artists into stopping their art. Truly disgusting.
Plenty of yurifags in Japan get along just fine with non-yuri fans, interacting perfectly peacefully both online and at events without ever going at each other's throats. Just because some otaku molest children and some wota stab idols doesn't mean we hold it against the rest of them.
>Are you actually pretending that /jp/ isn't mostly lusting over and wanting to fuck 2hus? You dickphobic yurifags are a tiny minority that pretends it's the majority.
The number of rabid yuri-haters who think that "yuri is literally NTR" are certainly a minority, and one that didn't exist at all until very recently.
>>14977139
>That doesn't mean I'm wrong.
It does make you wrong about being in the majority, or representing /jp/ in any way.
Marisa and Reimu are practicing kissu for when they will get married with aman
>>14977139
>/a/
you deserve it desu
>>14977139
Jesus Christ the insecurity on this guy
post more cute girls doing cute things
>>14977295
lol
>>14977295
(I'm not any of the previous posters)
You fucking retard. I love girldicks. That doesn't make me love yuri any less though. You fucking retarded fuck. Why do you think there is an exclusion between the two? I love both of them immensely.
And, you may ask, why no men? I think the female body is far more attractive. That's all. Why not go with beautiful x beautiful. That's the best.
>>14977269
'kay.
>>14977361
>Why do you think there is an exclusion between the two?
He's trying to be more two dimensional than 2D girls.
>>14977384
>but at least the admiral keeps you disgusting yurifags away
You don't know much about KanColle, do you?
>>14977412
>Female admiral is a truly vomit-inducing yurifag perversion and doesn't count.
The admiral is a non-issue when we have so many siscon boatsluts prancing around the cast. You don't need the admiral to even exist to have yuri appeal from KanColle, you turbocuck.
>>14977412
Moving on means you won't have your bitchfits to obtain attention, doesn't it?
everybody should just give themselves a lobotomy; then we wouldn't have any problems
>>14977495
Fire up the lobotomobile!
>>14977269
I don't see what the fuss is all about. Yuri is just het with girls. Or you know,yaoiwith girls.
Existing characters being OOC and shipping are as bad as "crass self-inserts". Interpretation can only go so far until you start making shit up. That's fine, but that makes both sides not much different.
Besides, self-inserting isn't limited to het, as some people would like to think. Het too isn't limited to self-inserting and I'm not talking about Rinnosuke. Yes, shocking. You know, maybe enjoying cute interactions between two people without having to project ourselves much isn't some special snowflake art limited to one side.
>>14977719
B-b-b-but the yurifags...!!!Both sides get fucking retarded sometimes, although I have less sympathy for the "i don't like this and i will shit everything up until everyone knows this" squad since they, without fail, are the ones to climb to the second floor of their glass house and start throwing stones.
>>14976843
>>14976920
>>14976968
>>14977022
>>14977097
>>14977139
>>14977295
>>14977384
>>14977412
Oh my god there's some real denial and insecurity here. The autism is mind-blowing.
>>14979950
And he keeps going on and on oh my god.
>>14979950
Do you even realize the irony of what you just said?
>>14980019
I'm not one of the previous posters though. Anybody can see your butthurt so keep replying, it's quite hilarious.
>>14980028
How ironic that you go out of your way to mention you're not any of the previous posters, yet you're so quick to assume that I am.
>>14980112
It really was hilarious, thanks for the laugh anon.
>>14977097
>lusting over the characters isn't secondary wanking.
>>14977269
Bunny x moon princess
>>14980149
>>14980132
Technically it isn't.
>>14980167
kissu
>>14980174
>Technically it isn't.
>>14980202
>>Technically it isn't.
/jp/ has a hard time taking it easy.
>>14977269
>>14981401
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>14977269
>>14977269
>>14981401
Forget the actual yuri, pissing off this nerd is so much more fun.
>>14969634
A lot of them definitely are one. If not most.
>>14969634
>literally lives with 8 other females
>has a questionable relationship with her rival
>>14982578
They're all the same in Civilization. Hooray!
>>14982402
MODS = GODS
>>14982578
>also shares a "daughter" with said rival
>>14969634
How many eligible bachelors [among the few who exist] don't end up dead from being gangrape succubus'd until their dick falls off, vampire bites, drowned by Kappas, stabbed by moon rabbits, etc.?
>>14982402
They probably banned the retarded faggot and deleted all his posts. Serves him right. Thanks a lot meido
Do you prefer ReiMari or MariAli?
>>14982938
MariPatch
>>14982938
PatchAli
>>14981782
This is such an underrated pairing.
No one, because none of them are dykes.
>>14983697
It's a bit sad that so many people would rather draw them trying to cut each other instead.
>>14981782
>>14983697
>>14988327
That's a rare pairing. Youmu is usually paired up with either Yuyuko or Reisen. What's the story behind Sakuya x Youmu?
>>14989188
They both have a lot of things in common.
They both have white short hair, are servants, and they're one of the few Touhous that uses bladed weapons
I also think they make a great pairing personality wise. Sakuya being tall,refined, and sometimes spacey. while Youmu is short, straightforward and a bit of a dork.
They make a perfect "sisteralike" relationship I think.
One thing I don't really understand is why her most common pairing is Reisen.
>>14989272
Because they are both useless piece of shit
>>14977519
>filename
Kek. I can't unhear it now.
"Drive me closer, Flan! I want to hit them with my parasol!"
...Literally all of them...?
>>14989655
But there's Touhous that's cannon used goods. They've done lewd stuff with men
>>14989655
Are Rinnosuke, Genji, Unzan and Nosferatu lesbians too?
95% of females on the planet are heterosexual. That means only 5% of the 2hoes are lesbians.
>>14989834
What 2hoes belong in the 5% then?
>>14989973
None of them. My waifus are not vile dyke whores.
Any of them who are can be easily corrected with a correct application of cock.
>>14989272
I can imagine Youmu having a sort of crush on Sakuya due to her coolness and her proficiency with blades. I can see a doujin plot start with Youmu pleading to be coached by/spar with Sakuya and have their relationship move on from there.
>One thing I don't really understand is why her most common pairing is Reisen.
I don't know but it's popular. I guess you can find similarities in them being a servant type character and one uses swords while the other shoots bullets. I started UdonMyon with Tamagoyaki and Koyama Shigeru and got hooked that way.
>>14990326
>I can imagine Youmu having a sort of crush on Sakuya due to her coolness and her proficiency with blades. I can see a doujin plot start with Youmu pleading to be coached by/spar with Sakuya and have their relationship move on from there.
I think there's a few doujins like this actually, but it's usually more a "mentor" or that she looks up to Sakuya and sadly not much romance.
>>14989834
95% of 2hus are homosexual. The other 5% are futas.
>>14991197
This thread isn't for discussing canon you butthurt nerd.
>>14991259
See >>14981492
>>14991197
>>14991238
Closest we're ever gonna get to canon is with these two. Suika is based off shuten-doji while Kasen is based off Ibaraki-doji. In some stories Ibaraki-doji is female as opposed to male and is shuten-doji's wife.
There's also Miko
I wanna turn the 2hus into dykes with my dick!
>>14991259
Funny you mention Marisa and Reimu because I ship both of them with each other very hard.
>There is no canon justification for literally any ship in 2hu, het or yuri, besides MarisaxRinnosuke and ReimuxRinnosuke
Pfft.
>>14991197
This.
Clearly its 97%.
>>14989973
Maribel says something along the lines of "I'd be lost without [Renko]", and Renko talks a lot about protecting her.
>>14991442
Ban evasion? Naughty naughty.
>>14991499
>Renko x Maribel
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/715378
I crie everytim
>>14991541
Somebody wants to get banned again
>>14991549
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2085541
>>14991499
Renko protecting Maribel from bullies!
>>14991663
Are there more of these?
>>14991663
unrequited dyke love best love
>>14991684
The "sequel"
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/adjoining_reality_and_illusion
You can find the rest of Giselebon's stuff on danbooru, I think most of them are translated.
>>14991720
It took you this long to catch on to that?
>>14991750
Moontop Room - Another Lunatic Kingdom was great. Hecatia was pretty based there and it was nice to see the three interacting like a family.
![[Hovering Kousin] 03.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZyVMKWL.jpg "[Hovering Kousin] 03.jpg")
>>14991782
>>14969634
What kind of question is that?
>Yuri thread
>the yuri hater is always a minority and gets bashed in the fucking thread
I don't mean to bump this for no reason, but damn.Yuri is not my cup of tea though.
She'd still be a huge bro.
>>14991813
Post more ReiMari.
I'm going to fap to a het rape/mind-break doujin for every post in this thread.
>>14992034
You don't need to mindbreak them when they all liked dicks to begin with.
>>14992153
Naturally, that of a futa.
>>14992215
Love that artist.
>>14992215
Women do not have penises.
>>14992398
A man can dream
>>14992402
why would a man want a woman to have a penis? We do not call those people men, we call them sissies or mentally ill.
>>14992411
I thought we called sissies those men over the age of 20 and browse anonymous boards to comment about a obscure nip videogame.
>>14992398
In fiction, anything is possible.
>>14971212
>I think it is all the purity and secre flower garden notions that make most people unnerved.
It's a perfectly valid opinion to dislike yuri. You can't argue with a preference. That being said, I think the 'I'm going to fuck the gay out of her' rape posts and the mentally ill anti-homosexuality polemicists exemplified in this thread are a little more unnerving. I guess you just have to expect this board to attract the few of the candidates for next school shooter.
Oh well, here's a nice picture.
>>14992549
Those kinds of people should just stay on /pol/ or /r9k/, yuri haters have shown me they are way more annoying than the yurifags themselves, and I don't even like yuri.
>>14969822
Alice really is an autistic weirdo! She probably doesn't even realize why doing that is socially inappropriate. Dumb girl can probably be tricked into doing all sorts of lewd things.
>>14969822
Alice loves Reimu!
>>14969730
I love how easy it is to Troll 4chan by just stating reasonable things.
I imagine Reimu to be a passive aggressive dyke
Grandma couple
I wish I was a cute 2D girl, and a lesbian.
So, is this guy deleting all his posts within the time limit, or is a moderator actually purging a thread of an entire posters messages just because he has problems?
If its a latter, that's a tad bit excessive.
>>14996421
He's probably getting repeatedly banned for evasion, and I'm pretty sure mods can nuke all his posts as part of the ban.
>>14996421
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/14969634#p14981401
he's a funny guy
>>14996421
Pretty sure he's getting banned for evasion, and that's good, I like my threads clean and friendly.
>>14996426
>>14996437
>>14996518
Ah, I was mistaken.
What a card.
Why does Alice get paired with everyone?
>>14996607
Because she is cute
>>14996607
Because she is ugly
>>14992549
>mentally ill anti-homosexuality polemicists
>next school shooter
Literally tumblr tier ad hominem arguments. Why don't you start calling posters 'creepy' next.
Have these two ever kissed in any of Sazanami Mio's doujins? I remember kissing on the cheek but I don't quite remember if Youmu and Yuyuko ever locked lips.
>>14995775
>>14999256
>the gap forms a heart
>>14996607
I would argue Marisa gets paired with more.
>>14999632
But that does make more sense because Marisa has interacted with most of the Touhous, while Alice has not.
>>14999192
This little Marisa x Youmu moment flew over my head.
>>14999632
>>14999880
Wouldn't Reimu and Marisa have the biggest amount of pairings since they're the "protagonists" and therefore the most popular?
>>14969634
All of them
/thread
>>15001653
I don't know, man. How could Youmu be gay when she's always hanging out with that giant sperm?
Marisa casually flirts around with girls like it's nothing. She also sleeps with Alice and Patchy regularly.But she's too scared to tell her best friend Reimu about her feelings for her.
>>15006025
>But she's too scared to tell her best friend Reimu about her feelings for her.
Being completely serious: I think Marisa based her idea of love on fairytales (i.e. she likes the idea of being swept away by a prince on a white horse) but is terrified of commitment. If she became genuinely attracted to someone, she'd probably start distancing herself from them out of fear of damaging their friendship.
>>15007013
>she'd probably start distancing herself from them out of fear of damaging their friendship.
Marisa would just play off her show of affection as being playful and not serious.
>>15007013
>>15007072
Marisa hoards treasure. She doesn't even care for the individual items, and will often forget that she has them. She just feels uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by valuable things. This is not healthy.
Marisa goes out of her way to seem open and form friendships with people, but pushes away her own family. If anyone asks her why, she immediately turns quiet and says that's none of their business.
Lying is a big part of Marisa's character, both to others and to herself. Almost everything she said in her fight with Satori was a lie - Marisa was genuinely concerned for Gensokyo, but was ASHAMED of herself for that and tried to convince everyone she was just goofing around. Even her magic is a lie - she's a water mage who uses only light spells (stolen light spells at that), because she hates her own magic and everyone loves twinkling stars.
Marisa has multiple ways of reaching immortality by now but she's scared of using them, because then "Marisa Kirisame, the Ordinary Magician" will no longer exist. Marisa doesn't just cultivate an image for herself, she's utterly dependent on it.
In SWR the inside of Reimu's soul is like the sun, but Marisa's soul manifests itself as dull grey rainclouds. Komachi, who had given freakishly accurate readings of the other characters, tells Marisa one thing:
>"You will die alone"
>>15007185
>"You will die alone."
Something will happen. Marisa will drive away everyone she cares about from her. That or she leaves them behind. So when Marisa eventually dies, she's not doing it under anyone's arms.
