>P...P...Patchy wants senpai to read to her..."
>>14921673
>senpai
But you're older than everyone here?
And a better reader.
Who are you quoting btw?
but i kant reed
once upon a time reimu decided to take a shit because hey she's reimu
so she took off her ass-seal and said BEYBLADES BEYBLADES LLLLLET ER RIP! and pooped into your favorite touhou's mouth, the end.
I,d "read" with Patchie.
>>14921673
I want to bully this nerd
>>14921673
But I'm only 27 and you're over 100 Patche.
Having said that I would like to read and cuddle with you.
>>14921686
Man, I want to FUCK a librarian.
Big Patchie or loli Patchie. Chose wisely.
>>14921720
In the middle.
Mukyuu
Reading with Patchie is most likely one hell of an experience.
Is this fucking latin? I went to public school. I'm lucky they taught me English.
h-hi I-I-I'm Patch d-d-da ze
>>14921720
both obviously
>>14921720
Well in canon she is a loli, so if you like "big Patchie" you do not like the real Patchy.
It's super cute, but Patchouli's really old and really smart. I don't think she'd be so helpless with love.
>>14922311
do we know her exact age?
>>14922296
Who are you quoting?
Why are you fake stuttering?
Why are you roleplaying?
Why are you overusing ellipses?
>>14921673
Who is her sempai?
How about a Where's Waldo? book instead?
>>14921720
Loli patchy if she has an ass as amazing as >>14921746
>>14922890
That's secretly what she calls Koa.
>>14921678
Get back to your hole, Zero.
This was just an average thread, until I noticed those protruding ears.
Suddenly I am flooded with feelings of loneliness and yearning. This is so fucking cute.
Today I'm young again.
tfw stare at void-sempai and void-sempai stares back
You are a grown woman. Fucking read it yourself.
Once upon a time, Patchouli was fucking gay so Reimoo came over and bisected her with her gohei. The End of Part 1.
I love Patchouli.
Does anyone else think that Patchouli isn't her real name, but rather one that Remilia gave her like with Sakuya?
I can see Patchy keeping it just to be nice to her friend, when really she wishes someone would call her by her actual name, just once.
>>14933365
What if Patchouli -is- her real name?
Senpai should be nice and comply with her request.
>>14933365
Remilia calls her Patche. It'd be weird to give someone a nickname when you've already given her a real name. Granted, Remilia IS weird, but I think Patchouli's her real name.
Knowledge might be something she made up, though.
>>14933176
>>14921673
>>14921686
>>14921709
>>14921720
http://video.fc2.com/a/content/201412213M1fWVpN
@ the 12:44 mark, Patchy's voice
Soooooo cute (even though her womb gets destroyed)
Is Patchy a fast or slow reader?
>>14921686
Fatchouli is a shitty meme, please stop.
She'd be super skeleton mode, if anything.
