/jp/ Fun Fact #6825: Youmu likes to masturbate with vegetables before cooking them to make Yuyuko's food.
>>14915199
That's not fun, that's just gross.
>>14915223
Actually that sounds cute as fuck and would join her after Catching her, y'know. Mutual masturbation.
I heard of some guy that used a cucumber as an onahole or maybe it was a dildo. Anyway, they didn't clean it properly and it grew mold and got gross. Don't play with your food, dudes.
/jp/ fun fact #6346
Posting Miki in derogatory manner is highly discouraged.
>>14915230
Why would you want to rub one out with a dork?
>>14915268
Because the dork needs loving too
>>14915283
and soon it can turn to this
>>14915283
No she doesn't.
is that yuyuko has bad gas sometimes?
>>14915199
How does youmu masturbate his dick on the veggies??
>>14915325
I want to smell yuyuko's bad gas
>>14915319
Dork or not, Youmu is a female girl with girl nipples and vagina! She will show them to you and you can show her your willy!
>>14915349
I bet she's all gross.
>>14915233
There was a guy who used a watermelon
>>14915223
If you cook the vegetables then it doesn't matter if you pleasure yourself with them. The high temperatures will denature and destroy any.. proteins you leave on them.
>>14915578
Watermelons are naturally acidic so I wouldn't imagine anyone trying them.
>>14915596
Vaginas are naturally acidic as well!
>>14915643
........For you.
>>14915199
Which is the fun fact #6824?
Damn, the quality of hammer's art really has gone down the shitter.
>>14916076
Sakuya's pads are made from fairies
I want youmu to calm me down when I have an aspergers spazz out and bear my name!
Youmu loves her veggies.
>>14926963
hey rusty
207 -239 -2075
Youmu is my wife
>>14927602
I'm so sorry
>>14927626
You want a tilly, bud?
ear eat
>>14915199
I want to play with someone like this and even to make food after.
p.s. Youmu fine too.
>>14915199
used goods
