My boss caught me looking at naughty pictures of Flan on my lunch break. Can you guys testify that she's actually 500 at my termination hearing?
>when I said I wanted to eat out Flan...
>>14908766
Are you suggesting that your workplace has no problem with employees spending time looking at naughty pictures of 500-year-old women?
Where do I sign up?
>>14908796
He's suggesting he will be fired for looking at images depicting a young girl.
you all actually believe that someone on /jp/ has a job
I need to see the naughty pictures in question before I can give you an opinion.
>>14908766
Just show him the wiki
No, because she's 495. Get out of /jp/ you fucking secondary. Your kind sicken me.
Congratulations!
Show him some grown up flan-chan pictures.
Show him some toddlercon Flan-chan pictures.
>>14908766
nope! I'm gonna tell ur boss ur a pedo!
Promotion inc!
>>14910485
Come on dude, that's a really mean and scary thing to say, even if you are funposting. Don't even joke about that.
>>14909747
>>14908796
500 year old women
>>14910675
D F C
desiccated flat chest
>>14910191
No, she's actually 508. Learn to count, faggot.
>>14910692
>>14910675
Would you?
>>14910191
When flan said she had been sleeping in the basement for 495 years that didn't mean she was kept in there for as long as she was born
>>14910675
Those twintails, though.
>>14910844
Ryoko is a more sympathetic character, but Aeka is my personal favorite.
Sasami/Tsunami is my favorite outside of the main two.
>>14908766
Your boss is an idiot for not giving you PROMOTIONS
>>14913751
>Sasami/Tsunami is my favorite outside of the main two
Speaking of 500 year old lolis...
>>14909603
the jay is at least 70% normies now
>>14910191
She's been locked in the basement for 495 years you secondary! She's lived for over 500.
>>14913751
>not Washu
Shittest of tastes
>>14919104
Experienced natural childbirth, vagina is irreparably damaged even when she's in fake loli mode.
>>14924000
But that's what vajayjays are FOR
>>14924318
We live in more civilized times. There's no excuse for putting your vagina through that sort of experience.
>>14924373
Anon, that kind of talk means the terrorists win, you die out while they make babies.
>>14924419
Cesarean sections.
>>14924439
have you seen those scars
>>14924460
I want to do a ceasarean creampie...
why is /jp/ sfw if no one here has a job
>>14908775
This.