Oni!
>>14880699
Delet
See there on the left?
Me.
>>14880699
Kasen is one of the nicest people in Gensokyo. But I really dont like her, she seems naive.
From WaHH it sounds like she wants Gensokyo to lose it's barrier and reconnect with the outside. This is a huge mistake.
She's like the anti Yukari. Only cuter due to trying to hide her oni origins. What do you think happened to her arm?
Also, how can Yuugi be convinced to move above ground? I want to see her more often.
>>14880706
The things I would do to you.
I want to drink with Yuugi all night! I want to hug her and feel her warm embrace! I want to pass out on her lap and wake up right next to her!
>>14880726
>and wake up
>wake up
We all know that never happens when you drink with oni.
>>14880707
She doesn't want to break the barrier, she just wants to go outside and find her arm or something. And she's probably less naive then she lets on.
>>14880754
Still worth it. What could be better than to die in good company and with inhuman amounts of alcohol?
>>14880707
She only wanted to break the barrier to search for her arm, which she got out of her system in ULiL.
>>14880707
Her arm was cut off.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibaraki-d%C5%8Dji
>>14880796
It's her fault for being a bully.
>>14880827
We should bully her back!
>>14880855
Lies, we have proofs. >>14880796
>>14880855
Then why wont she eat the beans?
i wanna bully kasen
>>14880855
Why would you think Yuugi isn't an Oni?
>>14880886
you figured it out! she's one of the scarlet sisters!
>>14880770
I ahvent played ULiL. I dislike the fighting games, they always felt kinda shitty imo.
But going by WaHH she said that shit when alone, and it came off as naive.
>>14880771
It's a shit way to die. Whiskey dick anon. You want you last moments to be having Meiling destroy your pelvis during sex or something. Not drunk, flaccid and not impregnating a 2hu.
>>14880781
Ah, I hadent played ULiL.
>>14880796
I wonder if the way she feels about those days, is the way I feel about my edgy atheist phase.
I also want to see her meet Watanabe no Tsuna.
>>14880832
I dont understant. In WaHH didnt Suika show up to have beans thrown at her? Why doest it bother Kasen but not Suika? Suika confirmed strongest oni.
Would you sleep with an oni?
>>14880899
suika was always strongest oni
>>14880899
Why would it be a shit way to die? I don't even care about fucking her, I just want to cuddle with her and feel her strong warm body against mine.
Why is it so many people accuse Kasen of ebing oni, yet continue to insist Sakuya is human. She's a Lunarian.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Konohana-Sakuyahime
Why else would Eirin know her in IN?
Why else would she have a power so similar to Kaguya's?
Her theme was Lunar dial, for fucks sake. Lunar.
It's completely unfair that only Kasen must deal with slanderous accusations about her humanity.
>>14880916
but she would want to fuck you
dont you want to make yuugi happy anon?
she wont let you not make her happy.
>>14880899
Just because you're a sad little man-child that can't get it up while drunk doesn't mean the same for everyone else. Maybe you should go see a doctor about your ED.
>>14880900
No.
If I actually met them, I would feel really anxious around them. It would be so easy for them to break their necks, or in a fight ahve someone grab their horns and break their neck.
I worry for the oni, horns are an evoloutionary disadvantage when it comes to fighting something that can grab them.
>>14880913
I would say she has the best power due to her mist. But Yuugi's is so unspecific that it could be insanely OP.
>>14880929
Yuugi is a good girl. I'm sure she wouldn't make me drink more than I can handle, and then we could fuck the next day after we both wake up
>>14880941
This is also true. Sure, It's a little bit harder to get it up but I doubt I would've had any problem if Yuugi-nee helped out.
>>14880943
Generally speaking animals with horns have much stronger necks. But trying to apply real world biology to an Oni is a bit ridiculous.
Passing out with Yuugi!
>>14880962
I think I could still break a deers neck.
If I twist one way, it will twist the other to counter it. So then you just quickly go that way. Or try and drag it along and put it's head under water.
Horns are bad.
But yeah biology doesnt translate well. It doesnt make me any less worried though.
>>14880943
>>14880973
Why would you want to harm something this cute?
>>14880973
An Onis strength is more comparable to a Moose. Do you think you could break the neck of something that could easily lift you up by its head? Your arm would sooner rip off if you tried that I think.
One of ZUN's cuter portraits no doubt.
Would you marry her, /jp/?
>>14880981
I dont want to hurt them, but someone might.
>>14880987
Probably. But oni are known to get drunk, all you need is a pseed out Suika and crack, shes dead.
To be fair there arent many things that could survive being attacked when sleeping, but given their alcoholism they are more vulnerable.
Also Moose are pretty terrifing/majestic looking, I am dissapointed I dont have any in my country. I wonder if I could befriend one if they lived here.
I envy Kasen's power, even if it's weak compared to many others.
>>14881009
I want to protect this smile!
>>14881017
I want to destroy that smile!
>>14881023
Then YOU must be destroyed
>>14881009
>I wonder if I could befriend one if they lived here.
You would not. The idea for dealing with a Moose when you encounter one is to back away and hope you're not on its list of shit its going to fuck up today.
Would Yuugi's dish work on all alcohol or just sake? I'm more of a rum guy.
I have never tried sake, any good brands?
>>14881046
Where can you even buy a dish like that?
>>14881058
Former hell.
>>14880926
Stop this.
>>14880886
Because she doesn't like them.
Why is Kasen so sexual?
>>14881392
She is a big girl. I'm sure she could eat some just to prove that she isn't an oni.
So which one of the two could down more sake in one go?
>>14881425
And she's allergic.
Listen, there's no way any of you could break an Oni's neck. What the hell kind of discussion is this? No matter how drunk or off guard they are. Oni are literally the strongest thing in the planet. They'll fuck your shit up.
>>14881555
Uhh no, just in their sandbox world.
>>14880699
I want to introduce the wonders of alcohol around the world to the oni's
Whiskey, Rum, Bourbon, Schnapps, Brandy, Moonshine, Akvavit, Vodka, Tequila and herbal liquor like Goldwasser , Jägermeister and Absinthe
I'm not even sure they'd like mix drinks like margaritas or shots
>>14881740
Alcoholism with Suika!
>>14881555
>Oni are literally the strongest thing in the planet.
Thats why they got confined to Gensokyo, and defeated by Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, etc.
>>14881740
I agree, limiting yourself to sake is wrong.
My main issue would be getting booze to Gensokyo. But they have coffee, so maybe it's all there already.
Never heard of akvvit or Goldwasser, I will look into them.
>Jägermeister
Ew.
Also include Amaretto, Gin, Drambuie and Mead.If Yuugi's dish can do it's magic on all of them, my god.
Apparently Japan now makes some amazing whiskey too.
>>14882652
>Thats why they got confined to Gensokyo, and defeated by Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, etc.
Spellcard battles are not a way of determining powerlevels.
>>14881403
IMO becuase, aside from her body, she's a Good Girl. Legitimately.
>>14881403
Because she's pure, fit, good in all dimensions.
>>14882652
>Thats why they got confined to Gensokyo, and defeated by Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, etc.
Spellcard fun playing =/= showing off your true strength
>>14884184
>she's a Good Girl. Legitimately.
Touhou doesnt have many bad people. Yukari is hated, but she only has Gensokyo's interests at heart. Everyone may dislike her for her methods, but the fact she does it despite the hate only shows how much she cares.
Honestly the only bad touhous are moon bitches, Seiga and Seija.
Erect nipples with Yuugi!
>>14880967
Waking up with Yuugi!
>>14884690
Seiga-sama did nothing wrong. She's actually really nice. She just fronts cold and calculating.
>>14881000
I would marry her, father children with her, and die of old age with her at my bedside!
I just want to take it easy and drink with the oni while watching nature and anyone who comes by. Is it time to open a portal?
>>14891262
Uh, it's the opposite. Up-front she's pleasant and courteous but is actually purely self-serving and malicious.
>>14891262
>Taoism all about nature
>Taoist seeks immortality, practices necromancy and fucks around with dead babies
>>14894976
She's not a good Taoist.
>>14891486
I know how you feel
I want to drink and relax in a hotsprings with the oni
I'm sure it would be fun!
>>14891346
But would you drink with her?
>>14897506
Of course. I hope she doesn't mind if I drink lightly, though.
>>14895171
But they would laugh at your little dick ;-;
>>14897554
Oni aren't bullies. Just don't show any embarrassment or timidness and you'll be fine.
>>14894976
This is why I prefer magic; no dogma, no bullshit, and with enough work you can have the power and immortality you want.
But enough magician talk, this is for the oni.
How would you go about to bully your oni, /jp/?
>>14898956
With Kasen, just back her into a corner about her "humanity".
I just dont understand why she pretends to be human, but it would be cute to see her desperately try and avoid admitting she is oni.
>>14898956
I wouldn't bully any of them, even if I could! I would stand up to the bullies even if they could beat me up!
>>14898956
Don't bully any oni! I could give a shit about what they are, oni sound bro as fuck.
>>14898956
Tell me about Kasen.
Why is she scared of the fish?
>>14898956
I wouldn't bully any of them.
Kasen is a nice pretty lady that I'd like to be friends with.
Yuugi is a nice cool lady that I'd like to be friends with.
Suika is a fun little girl that I'd like to be friends with.
Bullying is bad. It's wrong. It's badong.
I only count two oni on that picture
>>14902027
And a Japanese Goburin
>>14898956
Tell her she is unwomanly and smelly while throwing beans at her!
>>14898956
I don't
Bullying a creature capable of blowing up mountain ranges with her fists sounds like a suicidally idiotic idea
>>14898956
Wow, no. You would bully this?
>>14902703
Oni are nice creatures. I'm sure they would just act tough and indifferent and ignore you but on the inside they would feel really devastated and sad, then they would go cry where no one can see it.
Is this an oni?
>>14907380
Retard got a pike in her head canonically.
>>14907731
Isn't that just a theory?
>>14898956
Deprive them of alcohol
>>14898956
Bullying is bad! Especially when it includes outrageous accusation of onihood!
>>14910756
You're a monster.
What do ya think miss Kasen's horns look like?
I bet they're really cute.
>>14910954
Like sheep horns
>>14910954
Small and really cute. Just like this >>14880796
>>14910954
Like >>14880796
We saw shadows in WaHH, so we know they arent curved, and they need to be short to fit under her buns.
Imagine petting Kasen's cute little head and stroke her beautiful hair from horn to horn as if she were a cat girl
>>14911785
Imagine flicking beans at Kasen as she desperately pretends to be human.
>>14911815
Imagine flicking Kasen's bean :3
>>14911815
That's an awful thing to do!
>>14912700
>:3
>>>/out/
>>14912700
L-lewd
>>14913393
Don't bully him. I bet he is really cute
Working out with Yuugi!
>>14916371
I dont like to work out!
But Yuugi says it's good for my health!
I'll do anything for Yuugi!
>>14916424
I would be much more motivated to work out with Yuugi teaching me and pushing me onward!
>>14916424
>>14916432
I'm on the same boat as you guys, I couldn't care less about my body so I leave it ruining itself. But for a cute grill like Yuugi I'd start working out seriously!
>>14916371
>>14916432
Giving Yuugi a rub down after a work out!
>>14911777
What if the buns... are magic?
They are bigger on the inside, so you can hide pretty big horns.
>>14916759
Sakuya confirmed for making Kasen's clothes.
>>14903504
But why does she have a boomerang stuck in her head?
>>14919237
She is a dork
>>14880973
you really really couldn't just snap an elk's neck like that, please don't be an idiot just because you've never interacted with wildlife.
![64dd68828465b0ab5b7d3b2487b7f4ff[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4S4HASC.jpg "64dd68828465b0ab5b7d3b2487b7f4ff[1].jpg")
>>14921106
Would you pleasure an oni, jaypee?
>>14926237
No.
>>14926430
Why not? I'm sure she would really appreciate it!
>>14926668
I don't pleasure men.
>>14926764
That's a really fucked up and cruel thing to say to a cute girl! Look how soft she is!
>>14926797
>That's a really fucked up and cruel thing to say to a cute girl!
Good thing I'm talking to a guy, eh?
>>14926237
Yes, I'd live between her legs.
>>14927028
Yuugi is a beautiful girl! Look!
>>14926237
I would not be able to.
>>14927201
Why not?
>>14927236
Onis are lustful creatures, and my libido could not possibly keep up with Yuugis.
My pathetic semen wouldn't be able to reach her fertile womb.
>>14927261
You can still pleasure her using your hands and your tongue even if your semen production can't keep up. She would probably be happy as long as you try to do your best!
>>14927303
She can handle it.
Paranoid terror and the awful specter of sodomy! A flashing of knives and green water!
>>14926237
YEAH, I WANNA IMPREGNATE AN ONI!!
>>14927574
Are oni born with horns?
>>14927589
They use their horn to help break through the eggshell while hatching.
>>14880926
Her being a lunarian is way too convoluted and unlikely when you consider the way shes probably stayed alive for so is through time manipulation which makes much more sense.
>>14927694
That can't be true. Oni are mammals!
>>14930405
Are you implying mammals can't lay eggs?
>>14931149
There is nothing that suggests that oni lay eggs
>>14910954
Kinda like a rams like this
>>14927589
Could they get it during puberty?
>>14931856
If we knew as much about platypi than we do about onis, then there'd be no reason to believe the platypi lay eggs either.
>>14931882
That's not cute at all
>>14932012
Well of course not, it's Kasen.
>>14932019
But Kasen can be pretty cute sometimes. Not as cute as Yuugi but still pretty cute for a dumb fake hermit
>>14931938
It's certainly possible. I wonder if it hurts when they grow out
>>14931984
We know a lot about oni and there are no historical accounts of them laying eggs
>>14934911
We know a lot about Prince Shoutoku and there are no historical accounts of him being a her, so there.
>>14934963
Once again you are changing the subject. He isn't an oni. We know that Kasen is based on Ibaraki-doji and there is a theory that Ibaraki-doji was actually a female.
>Shuten-doji was the one that Ibaraki-doji went on a rampage in Kyoto together with, but there are various theories about Shuten-doji’s relationship with them. One of those theories was that Ibaraki-doji was not a male oni, but a female oni, and that Ibaraki-doji was a lover of Shuten-doji’s son or Shuten-doji himself. Therefore, it has been said that Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji knew of each other’s existence, and aimed for the capital together.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibaraki-d%C5%8Dji
>>14884690
>Lunarians
>Bad
The only time they ever even interact with the inhabitants of Gensokyo is when someone is trying to fuck up the moon, and they always stop when the problem is solved.
>>14931882
What a FRESH picture.
>>14935015
>Once again you are changing the subject.
No? I'm just saying that relying on IRL info about onis is as dumb as relying on IRL info about Prince Shoutoku (at least when talking about Touhou).
And I don't remember baby onis being explained at all in Touhou canon.
i've been sober for over 3 months now and like that, I'm back on the booze. I want to lift weights with Yuugi and get totally shit faced.
>>14880699
https://nirc.nanzan-u.ac.jp/nfile/591
>>14880699
Oni are the bestest
>>14937635
It's okay, the sooner your liver fails the sooner the portal to Gensokyo opens.
>>14881009
>crack, she dead
>a superhumanly strong oni who can toss around boulders
Sure
>>14931882
How FRESH. I like it.
I want to marry Yuugi.
>>14938167
I want to marry Yuugi and impregnate her!
>>14940513
I want to repeatedly impregnate Yuugi and milk her for the rest of her life. I bet oni milk is incredibly nutritious!
>>14940524
What alcohol % do you think oni milk contain?
>>14940544
Oh man, I didn't even think of that.
>>14940551
>yuugi is a cow3.jpg
M-More?
Sex with Yuugi is no walk in the park, her superhuman strength allows her to really put the vicegrips on you inside of her muff. Her body temperature from drinking and working out make it really warm in there, too. If you try to stick it inside her without knowing what you're getting into, you may end up just making a mess all over her rock-hard belly within seconds.
>>14941122
She looks really soft though
>>14940572
Imagine sniffing that armpit.
What is Kasen thinking about?
>>14951579
Food.
>>14940551
>>14940560
Moo.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1253929?tags=parent%3A1253928
What would a half human, half oni be like? Would it just look human, choose alcohol over breast milk, have a foul temper and insane strength?
So it's a roided out slav?
>>14952346
I would love this so much more if there was something actually holding her there. Needs a pillory or something.
>>14952364
>Pillar
>Holding back oni
Do you not notice all the broken shackles they all wear?
Bondage with oni is out of character as fuck. They could escape, but dont, which kinda takes away the thrill of a sense of power.
>>14952376
So? Reducing an oni to a cow is also out of character as fuck, but I don't see you complaining about that.
>>14952346
I want to MILK that cow!
>>14937738
>One of the most famous stories of oni s transformation can be found in the
story of Watanabe no Tsuna 渡辺綱，one of Minamoto no Raiks four brave warriors.
>According to the Heit^e monogatari 平 豕 物 語 （“Tale of
the Heike”)，Watanabe no Tsuna encounters a beautiful woman of about
twenty years of age at Modori Bridge on First Avenue in Kyoto. She solicits
Tsuna to take her back to her house.
>Tsuna agrees and lifts her on his horse,
just as the lady reveals her (or probably his) real identity— that of a monstrous oni, Tsuna manages to cut off one of the oms arms. The oni flies in
the air— oni can fly— leaving his severed arm behind.
>Later, the same oni disguises himself as Tsuna’s aunt in attempt to gain entry into Tsuna’s house.
>The aunt asks Tsuna to show her the famous oni s arm.
>Believing that the woman was his own aunt, Tsuna takes the disguised creature to the chest
where he had placed the onis arm.
>Seeing his severed arm, the creature
revealed his true identity to Tsuna, grabs his limb, and flies off with it
Sounds awfully familiar
>>14941122
I have a very strong desire to make her a honest housewife.
I want to kiss an oni on her lips!
>>14959468
I hope you can dodge her horn when you do.
>>14959472
The horns on the forehead, so when I steak Yuugi's lips I think I'll be fine. I guess anon will have to go find Suika though, I don't want to share.
Yuugi is a cute! I have no clue about touhous at all but I really liked her design, what's she like?
>>14961818
She'snot really relevant or in many games
>>14961818
>Yuugi is very a very firm and straightforward oni. She likes those who are strong and brave, and has no mercy for the weak and cowardly.
>Yuugi spends her time in Former Hell, fraternizing with the other oni, engaging in frequent drinking contests and generally having a rowdy time.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yuugi_Hoshiguma
>>14964161
There is a good chance Yuugi isn't a virgin
>>14970254
Elaborate.
>>14970270
>Yuugi spends her time in Former Hell, fraternizing with the other oni, engaging in frequent drinking contests and generally having a rowdy time.
>>14970451
Please don't deflower my touhou.
I want Yuugi to pulverize my pelvis!
Oni!
>>14970254
That's alright.
>>14974877
I want to sleep on her big soft oppai!
>>14976870
I know you throw beans at oni, but would natto really work
>>14991887
Considering the beans don't even work against Suika, I'd have to say no.
Yuugi found a couple brats causing trouble, and now she has to teach them how to act! What is she gonna do to them?
>>14991909
Suika is strange.
Kasen was afraid of the festival, yet Suika had no problem showing up.
Suika confirmed for being stronger than Kasen.
Now we just need to settle things between her and Yuugi. But since only one dares go above ground, and has even conquered land in heaven, I think Suika wins.
It's dissapointing I'm not an oni, I could never follow Suika on her endless drunken travels. I could as a human, but would quickly die of alcohol poisoning. You could go sober, but I imagine Suika would feel bad if you kept acting as though you didnt want to drink with her.
Which would you rather, Suika's gourd or Yuugi's dish?
>>14991932
[X] Give them the horn
>>14991957
Yuugi's dish
I could never keep up with endless alcohol and an oni, but a specific amount of sake that tastes like the best you've ever had and an oni, I could enjoy that.
Quality, not quantity.
>>14991957
I'd go with the gourd since I prefer the surface over the underworld. But just comparing the two items alone on their own merits, for alcohol I always believe that quality > quantity.
>>14991957
I'm afraid of getting addicted if I had Yuugi's dish, so I'd probably go with Suika's gourd. I probably wouldn't drink it often, I'd sell the sake. Of course, I wouldn't tell anyone I had a special gourd.
Why do oni's kidnap people in the first place?
For what purpose?
>>14992290
Workouts and drinking sessions.
>>14992290
セックス
>>14991957
I would rather have both the gourd and the dish, and to pour from the gourd into it, but if I had to have one it would be the dish. As to the contest between Yuugi and Suika when Yuugi and Suika were both part of the Big Four Yuugi was the one who was called "The Strong". I think that shows the difference in power alone. Differences aside there can be only one victor, and that victor is I.
>>14991932
Since they lick beans so much she's gonna make them flick her bean.
>>14991957
I want Suika to sit on my lap and keep pushing the gourd into my face, forcing me to drink beyond my limits (but not to the point where I suffer whiskey dick.)
>>14997302
I suffer whiskey dick long before I've hit my limits. Does that mean my genes are shit or that my tolerance has gotten too high?
>>14992545
Bullying Kasen!
>>15000614
God, that's so cruel.
>>15000614
That guy sure like drawing Kasen and Kasen bullying.
>>15000770
>>15000826
Kasen was made to be bullied!
>>14997302
>Beyond my limits
That means getting whiskey dick.
Also with oni, you know it goes on until you die of liver failure.
>>15001711
There's something not quite right about this butt.
>>15009242
It needs more scars from all the bullying.
Why is Suika so much more popular than the others?
>>15017825
Because she's a loli and she was the first of the three in the series.
Why is she so perfect?
>>15019364
Because she's Suika.
>>15019031
But Kasen has her own manga
>>15020809
Fan popularity and what ZUN focuses on are two entirely different beasts, or this series would have been renamed "Flanhou" a long time ago.
That OP makes me so happy.
>>15022710
Why can't it be real? Why is Kasen so afraid of Suika?
>>15022718
She will ruin Kasen's plans. Whatever they are.
http://youtu.be/R60Od9Ph1EY
What do you guys think of Suika's song?
>>15033224
It's very pretty, just like Suika!
>>14880899
Suika is based on the boss of all oni
This thread is almost as old as Yukari
>>14910954
personally I think they've been cut off like her arm so they're just stumps
Kasen is a perfectly ordinary human bean, not unusual at all.
>>15045755
Not sure if people have those
>>14907380
I always believed she was, I also thought it was so much cooler. Especially with the 4 devas legend, I always believed she was the fourth one, even if it's written nowhere.
But I did some researches a while ago and nothing says such things anywhere, not a single hint about possibly being an oni, so it's just a theory.
With this oni theory, some other people also talked about her horn which could be a metal spike planted in her skull, but it sounds weird.
If anyone has some further infos I'd be interested to read them.
>>14907766
Yes.
>>15045215
>Suika
>Boss of Yuugi
In her dreams maybe
>>15045755
Shocking truth revealed!
Kasen is a T-90A!
>>14880699
One of these things is not like the other.
>>15048220
I know Yuugi's beauty and good personality may lead you to believe that her horn is fake and she's not really an oni, but I can assure you that she is!
Why does no one love Yuugi?
>>15058400
Because Suika exists
>>15058416
I still love Yuugi though.
>>15058400
I love Yuugi!
Do Kasen also have the same super strength as Yuugi and Suika? I cannot imagine the sight of Kasen punching someone to death while preaching him.
>>15058400
I love Yuugi so much.
>>15058400
I love Yuugi! I want to be her wife!
>>15061075
Oh no! I forgot my lunch today! I wonder if Yuugi would share hers with me?
>>15062084
She is a really nice girl. I'm sure she would share if you ask her
The USA is the strongest, so Yuugi loves America!
