Reimu is selling herself.
And I'm buying.
I would like to barter.
I have this wonderful post to offer.
If Reimu would finally accept my continuing proposals she wouldn't have to anymore!
Reimu is selling her shelf
>>14740851
Sorry, but I don't like buyig things in pawnshop
hot new meme
>>14741639
shake it babeeeee
ROXANNE
>>14741832
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>>14740859
I hope you're not paying too much!
>>14741897
Just the tip
>>14741979
Do you get a discount or an extra charge for sloppy seconds?
>>14740985
Best post.
I just really hate this meme.
You don't have to be a prostitute
No, no, no, no, no
You can say no to being a tou-ho
A red light miko
You don't have to be a prostitute
No, no, no, no, no
You can say no to being a shrine tartlet
Half harlot, whore of Gensokyo
>>14742136
I love it. Dime hooker Reimu is the best thing ever.
>>14740851
Reimu is a wage slave!
>>14742156
That's very clearly someone else selling her, anon, and probably for more than a dime.
>>14741835
You don't have to put on the red light.
Christian image board. Ash Wednesday.
Good Lord deliver us.
>>14740851
Why are there so many images with that money hand shopped in?
What's the quality of Reimu's goods? Is she a high-quality playmate? Is she worth the money?
Can I straight-up buy Reimu for a large quantity of cash? If I promised to keep her well-fed, well-clothed and well-catered, would she accept only giving me service? Does that include me being in her personal company whenever I feel like it, on hot summer days and cold winter nights (I think this is called the girlfriend experience)?
I still want her to be my personal bitch, but not to the point where I'll use her until she's a sloppy mess. I kinda like the idea of living with an impartial, nonchalant Reimu who has to give me service, but slowly through daily living grows to like me.
>>14744007
japanese twitter meme
>>14744007
What would x do for money/Fistful of yen
A meme that still tends to amuse me.
>>14740967
lol you are probably too poor she creams over a rich man
>>14744009
that's hella beta dude
She is not!
>>14745475
not after I'm thru with her ;)
When are we getting our Reimu prostitution story?
>>14740851
must be close 2 Valentine's day... all these Touhou threads and implied sex...
>>14744009
Reimu's goods are exquisite, but she gives bad service. If you want a cute girl's unmoving body to masturbate with, she's perfect. If you want her to actually do anything, you're shit outta luck.
>>14747555
All mikos are trained professionals.
>>14745459
I'm beta as fuck, that's the whole point of buying her so I can have her only to myself. Hopefully an alpha dog doesn't come and take my investment away.
>>14747555
I guess that's not so bad either, as long as I'm satisfied at the end of it. Will she dress up in kinky stuff if I ask her to, though?
>>14747714
That's why she has such mastery of her pussy muscles that she can squeeze her customers off as fast as she likes. If a new guy pays for "one time" without specifying a time frame apart from orgasm, he'll cum from one thrust into her.
>>14747730
Depends, how much are you paying?
>>14747555
>If you want a cute girl's unmoving body to masturbate with, she's perfect
This kind of thing is very arousing. Would pay her for this. Or even just to watch somebody else fuck her like this
>>14747747
I want her to wrap her fingers around my dick and let me masturbate with her hand.
I want Reimu to be my buddy so we could spend time together, not actually dating or being in relationships and then we would be like "wanna try sex?" - sure why not.
Casually slipping into sex > boring official dating
>>14747747
>watch somebody else fuck her like this
are you a cuck?
>>14747861
Do you often post on Reddit?
>>14747872
That is a legitimate use of cuck, not a meme.
>>14747861
She's a whore (or in this case, a source of porn). Not a lover.
>>14747879
I would consider paying her to have sex with someone else while you watched fairly similar.
>>14747861
I'd like to watch her fuck a dog for money. I like those really degrading Japanese bestiality films where the dog creampies the girl and they drain it into a bowl for her to drink.
>>14747887
That's called pornography.
Is she selling herself because she wants to, or because she needs to?
>>14747997
She's getting old and desperate for relationships, so she's selling herself into your hands even if you are incapable of marriage.
Sanae is underselling herself!
>>14747997
Because it's the easiest way to make money.
>>14747773
This, so much. I imagine us both being bored someday and one of us drops the suggestion. It would be the ultimate proof that we're now intimate with each other.
>>14747739
What's the worth of a person, exactly? Is being a Miko who mostly spends her days idly on her shrine a degrading factor or does it up the price a bit?
>>14748012
>>14748039
How boring.
>>14748036
She'd probably be able to charge higher if she didn't look so miserable.
>>14740851
What is sex with Reimu like?
>>14749091
Salty and milky.
If I had a Reimu, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existence, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the sight of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself.
>>14740851
I'd buy her
Then we could platonically hug and snuggle for hours and hours!
>>14749277
>Then we could platonically hug and snuggle for hours and hours!
Don't torture Reimu please. Just because you have malfunctioning libido it doesn't make Reimu the same and her sexual urges would be ignored. That's not healthy, dude. In case you are a cuck who likes to watch his waifu to be fucked with someone else, then I guess it would work.
>>14749286
Shake it baby!
>>14749336
But I own her, I don't want to sex with Reimu! She's too pure! I want to hug the touhous!
>>14749347
she isn't even a virgin when you bought her
>>14749347
I wouldn't blame her if she murders you.
>>14749387
>>14749388
You guys are being very inconsiderate! Reimu is only human, after a long day of dodging technicolored dots that kill her instantly, all she really wants is to relax and snuggle!
Either way, i'm too ugly for sex with Reimu.
>>14740985
>>14742055
The quality of posts on this board must be quite poor, hey?
>>14749398
a dick is a dick
>>14749408
meant for >>14749397
>>14749414
I dunno. It would happen organically.
>>14749397
>all she really wants is to relax and snuggle!
Wrong.
She wants to fuck.
Hard.
>>14749397
You bought her, though.
She has no choice at that point. You could be Frankenstein incarnate for all she cares.
>>14749221
Can someone please fix this image.
What would it be like dating Reimu and how would you confess your love to her?
>>14749729
Salty and milky.
Reimoot
>>14749657
>>14749221
>>14750856
Wait... what the heck is happening here? Do boobs work this way?
>>14758122
I need a refund
>>14749938
Why did you post a blank image?
can reimu twerk?
>>14740851
I'd buy that for a dollar!
how much does it cost to do an anal creampie compared to vaginal?
>>14750884
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>14758770
Reimu pricelist amended 2016
Vaginal = 10000yen (8000 no condom)
Anal = 12000yen
Oral = 8000yen
Paizuri = 6000yen
Intercrural = 5000yen
Footjob = 20000yen
Handjob = 3000yen
>>14761185
That's too expensive. Sanae does it for free.
>>14761185
200 bucks for a footjob, eh? Reimu knows how to fleece perverts like me.
>>14761185
What Touhous are buying her services and what kind of service are they buying?
![1289603098315[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H2TLykP.jpg "1289603098315[1].jpg")
Stinky, sweaty, salty, smelly Reimu armpits!
>>14761185
More options from the old list, hmm?
I don't know.. some of those 2016 prices are kinda high.
>>14750884
Can't unsee
>>14761185
I wish it could be real, I would spend all my money on her...
>>14761185
>10000yen (8000 no condom)
That can't be right
Shouldn't it be the other way around
>>14766668
Maybe she's a filthy whore who *wants* your cum, Anon. Ever thought of that?
>>14766668
I thought it was additive
>>14766717
She's a BUSINESSWOMAN and if she wanted it then there would have been easier ways to attain it. As much as I want to believe, we all just have to face the facts.
>>14766725
This makes sense, I didn't really think of it like that.
>>14766668
Sorry I meant to write it the other way round.
8000 for condom
10000 for raw.
>>14761332
Well the only Touhous I can imagine buying them would be Rinnosuke, since he has a dick, and most others don't. Maybe Unzan needs relieving too?
