I was feeling sick, but then I fapped to some boobhus and felt better the next day
thank you boobhus
>>14585474
>>14585482
>>14585495
>>14585502
I guess that's all I have to say on the subject, but I do think that boobhus are under-appreciated for their medicinal benefits!
lmfao *faps to save own life*
I've been sick for like the past week and too tired to fap. I'll try this tonight.
I believe I heard there's medical benefits to do so. Be healthy, Anons.
Dr. Anon here, I'm going to have to reccommend a larger dosage.
>>14593885
I'm overdosing, doc
>>14593999
It is only temporary.
>>14593885
thats the proper dosage for me, I need to make sure I get it as Eirin prescribed.
>>14593885
I absolutely love it when the breasts peek out from the side of their chests while pressed against something. It gives a great thought as to how soft their bodies are.
Okuu is a big healthy boobhu
>>14590886
Kokoro is NOT a boobhu!
>>14593885
I demand a second opinion.
>>14599942
Kokoro is definitely a boobhu
>>14585474
Plump Touhous are the best! Bellies, butts, and breasts!
>>14600097
that artist draws really good expansions
>>14590977
You're 100% correct, Anon! There's lots of medical benefits to masturbating! And what better way to masturbate than to pump your cock to the sight of two huge soft globes of 2hu titty?
Cumming at least five times a week helps prevent prostate cancer in later life, which is why it's important for all you boys to cum regularly! Don't let that delicious man-goo build up in your balls, shoot it out instead!
Masturbation also releases cortisol - which helps your immune system - and the other hormones it releases into your bloodstream can help combat insomnia or stress. See? Helps you feel better, so get cranking that cock!
If you're a girl who likes huge boobhus, guess what? It's good for you too! In addition to the above hormone release, female masturbation helps prevent cervical and urinary tract infections. Everyone can join in!
>>14600158
What kind of expansion?
>>14600236
thebreastkind
>>14600241
What aboutbutts?
>>14600249
Butt expansion ?
>>14600367
but this isn't the butthu thread, silly
>>14600367
Yes!
Umm, my boobhu is starting to get really full, guys. Should I be concerned?
Boob Kaguya... What is this feeling?
Sexual healing with Yuyuko!
I want to touch these boobe
>>14602844
I want paizuri
>>14603322
I want to pound those big fat neet titties.
>>14603815
I want to make them bigger!
>>14602164
I'm concerned that you haven't milked that
>>14602164
Don't let your 2hu pop.
>>14593885
What the hell is wrong with Chen's arms? Everything else is literally perfect, but those arms man.
>>14604217
Those aren't Chen's arms. There's a Yukari under all that.
one time I fapped really hard to oppai and I got so exhausted that I got sick the next day so be careful everyone don't be too vigorous okay?!
>>14600159
>Masturbation also releases cortisol - which helps your immune system
I've never researched this, but if that's true, it could explain a lot on why people around me have been getting sick with bad colds lately while I've been perfectly fine (so far). Not that I've been wishing myself sick or anything, but I'm amazed that I'm staying healthy as I have been.
>>14609230
Perhaps it's a several days in succession type of thing to do instead of all at once.
nofap 2016 here
If I don't transcend beyond the observable reality to dimensions above and gain super awesome quantum magic bullshit like lady Bernkastel-sama by January 1st 2017 I think I'll just fap to Yukari or something.
>>14610271
I like the one where her boobs get her stuck in her bucket
Public masturbation to boobhus!
>>14610410
I'm literally a Shonen protagonist. I'm incapable of losing.
>>14610396
This is a beautiful thread!
>>14610623
Your mother is a beautiful person, anon-san.
Can we please talk less about your dicks and more about boobs?
>>14610758
sure thing
I really love the spooky+titty combo
>>14610758
I'm sorry. I'm a fapping otaku and the boobhus got me going good.
>>14610268
I wonder how it'd feel after a year. I'd imagine it'd just be nostalgic. "Hmm, so that's how it feels like all along."
>>14610758
woah hecatia without balls and stupid sign on shirt looks better
Am I a bad person for liking boonies that got a nice bit of sag to them? L-like Yukari-sama's mature breasts! I wanna shoot my gooey spunk to her mature body!
>>14610845
That's Komachi you blind idiot. Also please do not bully ヘカT.
>>14610889
no you are idiot here idiot
Which touhou udders contain the yummiest milk?
>>14610948
Yukarin of course
>>14610955
I'd like you to present some proof.
>>14610959
She's like magical and shit
>>14610963
You don't understand, I want to see giant sweaty unwashed touhou boobs
>>14585474
I was feeling sick so I've been toking up on the ganja herb, guzzling cheap wine and fapping tosmall girls with modest chest sizes at most. Still kinda feeling kinda trash so maybe I need some of that fat tiddy magic
>>14610758
But I like dicks! Especially rubbing mine on boobs!
Do boobhus like when a big dick rubs their breasts?
No. I don't want my fellow /jp/sies to get drained of their spirit energy.
You guys need to stop now
>>14600159
>releases cortisol
>cortisol
Cortisol is the stress hormone, and I'm pretty sure it actively tries to suppress the immune system whenever it's released.
I'm no masturbation expert, but I really don't think fapping induces cortisol release.
>>14613125
I would love to! But mods deleted all the previous posts, which I guess makes it clear the thread is for boobhus, not talking about and encouraging anons to crank their cocks, which I would really love to do if there was a way to.
We need to go bigger
>>14614748
aw okay
maybe some other time
>>14617572
Or some other place? If you know somewhere conducive to it.
>>14618948
Can you faggots just stop roleplaying already?
>>14618973
They are just chatting, nobody is roleplaying.
Don't be so autistic anon.
Milf boobhou
Itty bitty kitty titties
Wolfhus are the best
>>14619767
Big fat cat tats?
>>14585474
You're welcome.
Big autumn titties
Yamammaries
>>14621847
Big Byakuren Boobies
>>14620353
needs more winter tiddies
>>14622185
>>14622414
>>14622445
>>14622560
>>14622815
I want to smother myself in Byakuren nee-sama's bosom and fall asleep!
>>14622914
I want to hug Byaku-neesama and just rest there.
>>14622974
If a 2huters opened up near you, how often would you go? Twice a week? Three times?
>>14623452
Would they be 2D?
![cc07fa19e35944035cad392363617854[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N6upYaB.jpg "cc07fa19e35944035cad392363617854[1].jpg")
>>14623457
do 2hus come in any other variety?
>>14623477
They'd better not.
>>14623387
Good night /jp/, sweet dreams.
>>14610442
Boobhus whipping them out in public!
>>14624841
Aaargh, dynamite Eiki is so so goooood...but, but, it's Eiki! I can't take this!
4 boobs.
>>14622323
>>14624879
Dynamite Eiki?
>>14625059
Eh. Significantly less arousing, now she just looks silly.
>>14625063
You have shit taste.
>>14623484
that artist draws the best byakuren
I hope lots of you are staying healthy and happy with the help of big 2hu titties!
>>14625112
I want this daki cover, but I wish she was wearing thighhighs.
>>14625119
Gotta keep that health up during these cold winter months.
>>14625316
And I think all you boys know the best way to keep healthy is stay active and get those juices flowing!
I'm masturbating to your favorite toehoes!
>>14625484
But are you masturbating to your favourite toowho? Isn't that more important?
>>14625484
That's fine, anon.
Wouldn't want you to get sick.
>>14625484
Jerkin it to my mom, ey?
>>14625484
It's 2hu
>>14625504
Woah nice picture of my mom!
>>14625545
I think your mom is pretty attractive, anon.
big titties make my penis feel good.
>>14625832
>>14625155
>>14625819
any more 2hu cheerleaders or office ladies?
>>14625841
not nearly big enough cmon
>>14625886
Does this count, or is it too close to normal?
>>14625889
This more to your liking?
>>14625907
that's acceptable, but you could go a lot bigger and i wouldnt be disgusted
>>14625832
That's good, you should always make sure your penis feels good!
>>14625920
Don't think I have that much bigger. Or if I do, it's hidden somewhere in my unsorted 10 gig 2hu folder.
I'm too vanilla, I guess.
>>14626033
i guess so. thank you anyway :)
>>14625965
good pic
<3
>>14626104
Well, she's got nothing to be jealous about here.
>>14626133
I'm sorry you had to find out like this, anon.
This is the lewdest thread!
>>14626104
I wonder why she has such a hole in her shirt? What does /jp/ think it's for?
What is this "masturbation" everybody is talking about?
>>14626208
It's where you grab your penis with your hand and pump up and down so it feels good. Keep going and you get a surprise!
>>14626252
That sounds embarassing!
But I'm quite curious
>>14626381
Then you should try it out! If boobhus make your penis hard, just wrap your hand around it and pump away! Make sure to squeeze it nice and hard too! It's not embarrassing, it's healthy, it's good for your body, and I promise the surprise at the end makes you feel really really good.
"masturbation" is a sin.
>>14626409
Then paizuri with boobhus sounds like the only alternative
>>14626133
Embrace it! Think about how very good your mom can make you feel!
>>14626409
Are you proposing to help me out instead?
>>14626796
Of course sweetie
DELETE THIS THREAD
>>14627121
I'll be in your hands then.
This one Kimono girl
Hot only Hot
Big Juggs Big Party !!!
>>14627180
Literally.
Yeah give me that meat
>>14627298
Paizuri
>>14627298
but anon thats not a 2hu
>>14626402
What is the surprise? I must know!
>>14627806
The best way to find out is to do it yourself! Why haven't you tried it yet? I promise it'll be really good!
>>14628913
Impossibly enough, Seija is speaking the truth here.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
>>14629433
Is she feeling alright?
>>14611126
Depends on the boobhu.
Yuyuko: would probably enjoy massaging you gently by rubbing her soapy, oiled up boobs across your pubic area.
Yukari: would gap her tits around your dick at nighttime just to squeeze one out of you, and would love being covered in your milk.
Eirin: probably wouldn't do it unless you've been her lover for a long time. Would be reluctant. Would dodge your shot and be mildly disgusted.
Kanakp: would ask if she could do it to you and would forcefully squeeze it out with her mighty udders. Would lick every drop up and suck you dry afterward.
Byakuren: wouldn't do it.
>>14629918
Why is Yuyuko so lewd?
>>14629923
Yuyuko is a very hungry ghost, which means when you let go and squirt a huge sticky load between her boobs, not a single drop is going to waste!
Why not feed her some right now? You know she wants it, and it won't take long.
>>14629936
It's hard to say no to a face like that...
What ever happened to your honorable samurai spirit, /jp/?
Don't you want to hone your spiritual energy to open a portal to Gensokyo?
>>14629989
Are you doubting my resolve?
I would never deign to go for 3D.
>>14629962
No sense in holding back!
what level of boobhu is to your preference
>>14630004
huge-super
>>14630004
Huge.
Though enormous is fine too.
>>14630004
Enormous to Super
>>14630004
Unknown area
Super as bare minimum
>>14630004
Preference is Huge to Super, but I'd be more than happy with larger, too.
Smaller is no good though, except for fake being cute in its own way.
>>14630167
Huge nuclear reactors!
>>14630004
Around Super.
This thread is making me feel wierd...
>>14630671
Do big boobs make your penis feel funny?
>>14630671
Weird how?
>>14630697
Yes they do, they make it feel funny but good !
>>14630721
I think you know what you should do with it then!
>>14630723
I already am !
>>14630723
Why does she look so sad?
>>14630729
How delightful!It's a pity we can't get more lewd in here
>>14630731
Because you're not fapping hard enough.
>>14630744Is there such a place for that ? Ghost prehaps ?
>>14630744
I'm trying
>>14630752I'm not sure. I thought ghost was gone after the death of the archives? Any suggestions?
>>14630780That dosn't leave many options i think. Maybe skype but i would have to make an account for that..
>>14630744
>>14630798I will if you want to! But if not, then you should relax and pump yourself out to some boobhus anyway~
>>14630831a-add me, azap.dom
>>14630861
LOVELOVE
Nice job misusing of the spoiler function, faggots.
>>14631010
You worry too much, anon.
>>14631055
No, it's just that I'm superior to you and all your pathetic little friends and I feel the need to correct your false ways.
>>14631090
Relax, we're all here for boobhus!
>>14631090
There's better ways to channel that frustration, you know.
>>14631102
I'm not. I used to like boobhus but now I'm just a cynical bastard who loves attacking those inferior to him..
>>14631138
There is literally no point to masturbation when you can instead advance yourself spiritually until you are capable of abandoning your humanity.
>>14629918
I'd love to manipulate Byakuren into giving me a paizuri!
>>14631158
Trying to become a youkai?
>>14614748
MissD is that you?
>>14631192
You wouldn't abuse her trust, now would you?
Big boobs are made for milking.
>>14631202
pffft... Maybe a weak little fuck like you would think of that. I'm going to transcend all limits.
Youkai are merely thoughtforms, even now I'm at the level where I could banish one with the force of my will alone.
>>14631229
I'm sure Byakuren would enjoy helping young men with pent-up cocks relieve their stress.
>>14631267
But can you banish boobies?
>>14614748
Boobhus are not for masturbating to!
>>14631324
Then what are they for?
>>14631379
But what if I masturbate to milking?
>>14631391
That's fine, then.
I want to turn a /jp/ into a boobhu
What about this video, friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgQc4ZkVeMY
>>14631324
I have multiple personality disorder, so when I get horny, I have sex with my other personalities, thus it is not masturbating.
>>14631404
>>14631336
>>14631379
That's right. You have to milk the poor Boobhus otherwise they'll be sore and might even be leaking if you leave them unattended for too long!
>>14631255
Yeah, to milk my pent-up cock!
>>14631653
Must be tough.
>>14631727
Would milk those knockers 24/7. Genuine breast milk, infused with magic to boot! I'd make a mint.
>>14631783
Please don't abuse the boobhus too much.
>>14631792
How much is to much?
>>14631810
Any permanent damage is obviously a no.
While boobhus are for milking, they are also for loving.
>>14630004
Anything larger than huge of Deviantart-tier shit taste fetishism.
Boobs aren't good on their own, they have to work with the girl's whole body. Anything above huge is like a cake with a gallon of frosting on it. Yeah, frosting is fucking delicious but there's way too much of it.
In the end, it ask depends on the character in question. Flat chests work on characters like Cirno or Rumia, whereas I couldn't imagine Byakuren/Ran/Junko/Utsuho/etc. with anything less than huge.
Roki has pretty much perfected the boobhu. Huge tits without being stupid.
>>14631855
And his friend Rindou reaches my limit but he somehow makes it work. Pic related is about as far as I will go.
Also that chart has a giant gap between average and huge, there should be a median size called "large" which would be for stuff like pic related
>>14631855
Nobody cares about your opinions on a thread like this anon.Everybody is here to look at tits and nothing else.
Now please, kindly go back to /a/.
>>14631825
What does each boobhu's breast milk taste like?
>>14631855
>>14631874
I get you, nigga.
>>14631523
Kill yourself
>>14631883
If you just wanted an imagedump then you should have either gone to Danbooru/Pixiv or made this thread on /e/.
>>14631825
Well, of course I wouldn't do anything like that! What do you take me for? What did you think I was gonna do?
>>14632073
Maybe grope the boobhus so hard they'd have red imprints of your hands.
Or maybe suck so much milk out of them their boobs decrease in size.
>>14632107
>their boobs decrease in size
Letting this happen should be a crime.
I wonder if there is an alternate reality out there in which boobhus talk about anons' cocks.
>>14632107
Hand prints aren't permanent, and I don't think boob shrinkage like that is even possible. Would certainly avoid it if it is, though.
>>14631783
>I'd make a mint.
Why are you selling it, it has magic in it, take it all for yourself so you can become a mighty wizard. Drink it right in front of her too for good measure.
>>14632154
No, but there is an alternate reality in which femanons talk about dickhus' cocks.
>>14632107
>Boob decrease
I suppose it could be fun, especially if you shrink a smug boobhu's boobs down to nothing, but a permanent decrease in size is no good. Maybe the boobs grow back after they're given enough time to replenish their milk?
>>14632226
Why not both?
>>14632107
>Maybe grope the boobhus so hard they'd have red imprints of your hands.
This is only proper.
I want to grope and knead a boobhu's big fat tits in a rough and lewd manner, I want to squeeze them hard in my hands until she gasps and squirms and observe how my fingers sink in the obscene meat.
Manhandle the huge breasts.
Permanent damage is always bad tho.
Ran-shama sure does have nice boobs!
I want to stroke my cock to boobhus!
>>14632923
What's stopping you?
Go right ahead~
>>14634168
>~
Cancerous RP faggot
>>14632596
That pool...
>>14632113
You can only suck so much milk out of a boob before it looks like a deflated balloon
