Instead of faceless men, why dont they just use Zun?
Are there any doujins with Zun?
10/10 would fap to it
>>14510183
Just 1, whenYukari and Ran gave him a visit.
>>14510183
Isn't that just the same as all those Rinnosuke doujins?
>>14510183
Because ZUN is a skeleton. Dudes in those works are usually either muscle walls, inhuman blobs, or just average.
>>14510297
JAV has taught me that you dont need to be muscular, attractive, or even average.
It would work.
>>14510275
>Yukari and Ran
Good choice, but I would expect him to end up with Reimu or Marisa, or any of the other girls he blatently favours.
>>14510322
>JAV
is not manga. Go away with your gross shit.
>>14510183
ZUN considers the 2hus his daughters, thats messed up
We should be celebrating ZUN, not sexualizing him
>>14510183
You're disgusting, Zun is pure.
Look at this innocent smile
>>14510275
Link?
You know if ZUN ever come to Gensokyou would the 2hus treat him like a god or like a father?
>>14512225
>Look at this innocent smile
As he's fingering that Suika doll's butthole.
>>14512179
Incest is a popular doujin type.
>>14515180
Suika looks like she's having the time of her life.
>>14515139
They'd enshrine him once they found out who he is and ZUN will live in booze heaven for the rest of his liver life which isn't that far.
why is zun always drinking so much beer?
>>14515316
ZUN is actually a beer youkai and converts many other people to become his minions through these events called Beer Festivals.
>>14515337
when will Beerko finally become a canon 2hu?
>>14515337
I don't see what he's gaining from all of this
>>14512225
He had sex with his wife, who bore his child.
What do you think is ZUN's favourite position?
>>14515675
Everytime I try to imagone ZUN having sex it makes me laugh.
>>14515691
ンフフフ
>>14515691
how often is that, specifically
>>14515875
Everyday, at least once before going to sleep.
>>14515691
That just made me laugh too, anon. Thank you.
>>14515675
>He had sex with his wife, who bore his child.
They're married so it's okay. Zun isn't a slut.
>>14510275
Source?
>>14516212
>>14515691
Imagine /jp/ having sex
>>14516398
Ewwwww!
Anon that is not Okay. Not okay at all.
>>14515361
T33 and a third-: Investigation of Inebriation (features Renko as a playable 20-something character)
>>14516398
More
>>14515675
Doggy.
His hands are free to get more beer, and he can get a clear look at his Reimu daki.
Speaking of Zun, why do people think there is a link between his wife and the tanuki character?
I have saw people saying that she was the inspiration, but I have never seen this argument backed up.
>>14518113
>I have saw people saying that she was the inspiration
People were saying the same exact thing about Aya.
ZUN said on 20th anniversary stream that he finds danmaku patterns erotic.
I wonder which ones does ZUN find that erotic?
Some of the super high graze ones?
>>14518113
>>14518214
It's actually very simple speculation:
Aya works with Zun, Zun takes inspiration from her for Syameimaru, some people speculate he might had a crush with her at some point so that's why she had an abnormal prominent role for some time.
Her wife looks like Mamizou so everyone assumes the same thing happened, and the fact that she (Mamizou) might play a bigger role in the future history of Touhou (if FS is to be an indication) means Zun is following the same path as with Aya.
>>14518283
There was nothing wrong with him including more Aya. More cute girls as protags is always good, so we need to hve only the cutest be used over as protaganists.
But we need more Shiki.
>>14518283
>Zun takes inspiration from her for Syameimaru
Wait, is this fact or speculation?
>>14518501
Speculation of course. I'd say Aya is more of a self-insert for ZUN. Almost works for me too but I like Hatate better, also because I don't have black hair.
>>14518590
>I'd say Aya is more of a self-insert for ZUN.
Thats bullshit.
>>14516557
This would be like imagining all the colors a mantis shrimp can see.
>>14518768
Is a mantis shrimp blind?
There cant possibley be any more colours than the ones we already have.
I get you're saying /jp/ will never get laid, but the colour thing bothers me.
>>14518833
There are definitely more colours than the human eye can perceive. Some colours that the eye can perceive, cannot be created outside of the eye. They are known as chemical colours.
>>14518847
>There are more colours
>We know this, but we cant see them
If you cant see them then there are no other colours.
>>14518879
Triggered.
>>14518879
Some creatures can see things like UV or infrared. When we have images of those, we adjust the colors so the himan eye can see them. But if you could actually see them as they naturally looked, they would not be a color in the visible spectrum.
>>14516398
Delete this
>>14518590
>>14518622
I think that too. Aya's commentary in photo games is very Zun-like.
>>14516398
>>14517456
You guys are fucking gay
Okay, you're getting banned. My brother works for ZUN
>>14519928
Aya doesnt drink enough.
I dont know what interests Zun has outside of making danmaku and drinking, but I do know he loves to drink and Aya isnt drunk enough to be an accurate representation of Zun.
Have we ever seen Aya drunk?
I want to see a drunken bird.
How much cosplay sex do you guys think ZUN got? Maybe even crossplay sex?
>>14521351
None.
Zun isnt gay, so that rules out 95% of scoplayers.
Meanwhile the women are just doing it for attention, and dont actually discuss the games.
Zun was a virgin until he married his wife, he knew the dangers of losing his mana.
>>14520522
Tengu are as good at drinking as oni. Suika is always drunk because she drinks a lot even for an oni.
>>14518233
Get the context right.
He did not say it during the 20th anniversary stream. Itou Life said that during the hyped 20th anniversary hashtag that he once heard ZUN say that to him a long time ago.
>>14521785
>>14518233
Zun confirmed for that faggot on /v/ (was it /v/?) who posted about sexual attraction to tiles.
>>14521545
Tengu drink, but arent oni tear.
Again,we really need to see the tengu characters drunk, ideally Aya.
>>14515675
The sanae special
>>14524349
Aya is always working, she can't get drunk.
>>14522040
It wasn't /v/
>>14525414
>Aya is always working, she can't get drunk.
Everyone who works drinks, those who dont end up killing themselves.
