Hong: Woah are you the new secruity gaurd
Gaurd: Yes, you know we are not so diffrent you and I
Hong: What?
Gaurd: I used to be an adventure like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.
Hong: (o_o')
Gaurd: Yes I dare you to ask the fellow gaurds it's true, I took an arrow in the knee.
Have I ever told you about how much I enjoy stuffing cocks into my ass, nerdboy?
>>14464443
Autism
>>14464443
my sides are in orbit!
>>14464443
>OH WOW A NEW SCERURITY GUARD! :^((((((((((
>yes tats rihgt XDDD now tim 2 fug :^)))))
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>>14464443
This is the gayest thread I've ever seen on /jp/. Right up there with the faggot that wants a Touhou mom.
Woah epic
>>14464780
This aint gay. There is nothing homosexual here.
>>14464443
Gaurd: So how do you stand here at this gate
Hong: All day
Gaurd: Thats boring, eventually you will get sensory deprivation.
Hong: Yeah, I guess thats why I fall asleep. I ask sakyua to make it less dull one time, but she brutally beat me.
Gaurd: Why don't you become an adventurer, I heard it is much better pay than sitting here all day.
Hong: Okay, umm how do I start
Gaurd: Its dangerous to go alone take my sword and shield.
>>14464879
>Gaurd: So how do you stand here at this gate
>Hong: All day nigga
>Gaurd: Thats boring, eventually you will get sensory deprivation.
>Hong: All day nigga
>Gaurd: Why don't you become an adventurer, I heard it is much better pay than sitting here all day.
>Hong: All day nigga
>Gaurd: Its dangerous to go alone take my sword and shield.
>>14464884
All day NIGGA
>>14464910
How does this even relate to the topic?
>>14464934
yeah
>>14464910
>Atheists are angry round people that require pills
Sounds pretty accurate
>>14464942
WTF don't derail the thread. Keep that shit on /s4s/
Okay no more getting off topic.
QUALITY THREAD
>>14465129
>Quality Control's Ghost !
Yeah it is. With out a doubt this is the best thread on /JP/ in the history of 4chan
>>14464986
Does it snow in gensyoko?
>>14465321
come on it's not that good
ive seen some pretty epic threads here before
>>14465406
You got that right, we have to break out the seal and everything.
kuso thread
>>14464871
You know what I meant.
Guys, I know everyone is a fucking autist here, but isn't this taking it a bit far?
Hong: I'm chink
Gaurd: I love chinks, awesome
Hong: I'm chink
Gaurd: Slanty eyes ching chong
Hong: I'm chink
Gaurd: I WANT TO FUCK YOUR CHINK PUSSY BRO
Hong: ...
Gord: Hey guys what's going on h- *spits out coffee*
You managed to short-circuit jaypee
Congratulations
>>14466474
How about I long circut it. Ill do what many japanese people like to do.
>>14464443
Hong: so how are you doing
Gaurd: My brother is off fighting dragons and what do I get gaurd duty
Hong: oh okay
Gaurd: I can't talk now some one stole a sweet role and I was investigating that.
Hong: I don't think we are communicaitng
Gaurd: I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.
>>14468777
that "Arrow to the knee" its the most bullshit excuse i had ever seen, how the fuck they can still walk and run of they got hurt there by an arrow? shouldnt they be crippled?
>>14468840
Restoration magic.
>>14468840
"Arrow to the knee" is actually Norse slang. It means he actually got married.
>>14468885
I learned today.
Lovin' This' Thread'
PLANTS THO!!!!
LOL!!!
>my cousin is out there fighting dragons, and what do i get? guard duty
HHAHAHAHhahahaHHAHAha an arrow to the knee xD
only oldfags will get this
>>14468840
Its not bad enough to stop walking, just enough to stop being an adventure and climbing mountains.
No lollygagging
>>14465444
Hey, what did I say about posting "Kuso thread" You fucking piece of shit.
Hong: Uh you don't get to bring friends
Guard: their not my friends
Hong: Lotta loyalty for a haired guard
Guard: Perhaps he is wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a apartment
Hong: You're a big guard
Guard: For You
