I want eirien to be my surgeon
Eirin has two threads.
I want Eirin to heal my boner.
>>14459076
I was never afraid of the blood, and doctors like eirin made me want to become a docotr
>>14459138
I want Eirin to milk my prostate and use my seed to impregnate herself with my spawn.
>>14459338
>>14459143
Go for it, anon. It's time to quit being a NEET. Go to a medical college or what do you have in your country.
>>14459076
What kind of surgery do you need, Anon?
>>14459454
My dick is too small. I-I'd like a penis enlargement, doctor. Is it true that the Lunarians can do that?
>>14459497
Yes anon, how would you like me to preform your surgery
>>14459501
Just so long as it's not painful, and d-doctor... I don't have anyone to use my dick on... could I please use your pussy and fuck you at full force till I cum inside with my new big penis? You will like it
>>14459534
No need, I will enlarge it using over 9000 miligrams of viagra
I want Eirin to circumcise me without anesthetic!
>>14459076
The surgeon lives
Can Erin heal my herniated disc and and my Cauda Equina Syndrome?
>>14459547
Pretty sure that much would cause fatal hypotension.
>>14459076
I want Eirin to be my concubine
Lets have a story about eirien being a surgeon and making us want to be a surgeon
>>14464499
I have a bad feeling about this, but lets do it.
How about a story where she gives you a titjob with her hair around your dick.
>>14465382
How about a story where she makes me want to become a surgeon.
>>14462639
Don't be a bitch, anon. She's from the moon! She obviously knows what she's doing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/6219284
Help me out, guys.
>>14465428
>I was never afraid of blood, I guess that is in part why I became a surgeon.
>>14462648
I want Eirin to be my wife. I'm sure she's very wise and would have a lot of insightful things to say to me. She also seems kind.
>>14465428
How many years of medical school would I need to become a really effective serial killer like Jack the Ripper?
>>14468298
You would need to go back in time.
Nowadays he would get door kicked after a few killings.
>>14468298
You cant jurt me jack
I want to be cured of living
>>14469359
Does Eirin do abortions and euthanasia?
I can be a bit naughty sometimes, would Eirin have a cure?
>>14467942
"At 10, I was intrigued by surgery, I wanted to be surgeon for a long time. I love doctor shows and surgery shows. Blood is not an issue for me. I even took pictures once of me having my blood taken. "
"Dr Babanga, my local doctor, recommended that I should perhaps try superflex before and after breakfast. "
"Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the surgeon slowly cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body."
Got back pain, Doc?
Hairjobs.
I want Eirin to assist at the 4077!
I want Eirin to be mybest friend
>>14483311
A thousands of years old doctor and a /jp/sie. What an odd friendship that would be.
>>14492695
Odd, but not impossible.
>>14483311
I wouldn't mind having her as a friend.
Mostly because being sick sucks.
>>14497633
How are you gonna pay her?
>>14497654
I'll offer to babysit Kaguya in return for medical care.
>>14497724
"Anon, empty my piss bottles"
"Anon, the batteries on my controller ran out. Get me more"
"Anon, come and be my personal dildo"
>>14499748
That doesn't sound too bad.
We could be Neet pals.
Eirin at the beach!
I want Eirin to be my personal Ejaculation Donation Station!!
I want to throw Kaguya in front of a fast moving truck on a dark road!
Fuck Eirin.
>>14517470
I do nightly.
