How would you feel if Parsee was jealous of your penis?
>>14447261
Genuflect.
>>14447261
And how would you feel if she had a bigger one than yours?
>>14447261
Put it in.
Is she a trap?
>>14447421
Aroused.
>>14447261
Surprised. I doubt she'd be jealous of babydick.
>>14447421
Would she find a way to be envious of me even so?
I'd feel like putting it in her mouth.
>>14447421
>>14447661
Arrgh, your penis is so nice and feminine! Why couldn't I have one like it too?
Jealous girls are cute, cute!
>>14447859
Hello, cave Alice.
Parsee is best girl
>>14447261
Why, I'd give it to her of course ;^)
>>14447844
>Arrgh, your penis is so nice and feminine! Why couldn't I have one like it too?
This is the best phrase I've heard in a while.How do you feel about having just given another anon a boner?
I, too, am jealous of her pussy.
If I show her mine, will she show me hers?
>>14449026
Boypussies don't count dorkwad
>>14447261
Elves have no honor!
No respect!
No beer!
I hate elves!!!
>>14447261
Emotionally unaffected, because she is literally jellous of any expeirence or thing she does not have. This goes to the extreme extents with things like Pain, Burdens, and anything else that would to any rational person be undeserable because of her irrational jealousy so this of course would extend to my dick.
>>14449639
So....can she be jealous of me being jealous of her?
>>14449674
Yes, being jelly of your jelly is a standard for her
>>14449639
>desires to experience all things, regardless of whether they are painful or pleasurable
that's so crazy it almost loops around and becomes zen*
*TL Note- the word zen here has no relation to actual zen
>>14447261
I would make her jealous of my cum and then would shower her with it.
I don't think she would be jealous of a defective penis that can't even ejaculate.
>>14450029
Why is your penis defective anon?
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>>14449538
>>14449538
>>14450081
Good thing she's not an elf, just an infiltrator. Her love of beer is proof enough!
>>14450066
I think it's anorgasmic anejaculation.
I'm jealous of Parsee's feminine figure!
Parsee wants to be your Christmas gift. Wat do? Keep in mind that she's a demon of jealousy, and if she's ever jealous of anything you are doing, you might end up dead.
>>14450815
Parsee is jealous of you being jealous.
>>14450962
>>14450962
>>14450967
Pick one Parsee swimsuit.
>>14450967
I pick this one
>>14447844
>feminine penis
>>14450953
I'll accept the gift and enjoy it every day of my life.
>you might end up dead.
Still worth the risk.
>>14449294I meant my dick, faggot. Ever played doctor?
If she's trying to get my attention, she's doing it right.
