Youmu receives no economical remuneration for her hardwork!
>>14265056
Youmu is as old as your grandma!
>>14265057
She is a child compared to other Touhous
>>14265062
So are you.
>>14265045
She works for her mistress out of love.
>>14265045
G. A job that even beaners can do. Is Youmu Hispanic?
I want to hire Youmu!
>>14265045
Love is when the effort means more than the reward.
>>14265045
>she does it for free
I wish I was Youmu's slave so I could help her out
>>14265093
Yeah. Her real name is Youmila Konpakuñez.
You can't put a price on love
>>14265093
>>14270039
Youmu is a ghost half breed! She does not support behavior that encourages negative racial stereotypes!
>>14265045
She's been doing it since she was born
She doesn't know any better
>>14267412
post more hugs
>>14275875
>>14281490
Cute!!! Yukari could learn a thing or two from treating her 'tools' right.
>>14265045
I thought she was a gardener, not a janitor.
a boy
>>14281700
She's a
>Gardener
>Swordman Instructor
>Bodyguard
>Gatekeeper
>Chef at the Hakugyokorou
>Cleans the Hakugyokorou (Janitor)
>Incident solver when the situation arises
All for the ammount of 0 Gensokyodollars
Youmu is very skilled and dedicated. That's what I admire most about her!
>>14282239
I, too, like my boys with breasts and vaginas and zero in the penis department.
>>14282568
Then we are in the same boat
Youmu lives off teh land.
A garden requires patient labor and attention. Plants do not grow merely to satisfy ambitions or to fulfill good intentions. They thrive because someone expended effort on them.
>>14265057
What did anon even post?
>>14272283
She's a fucking spook
I want Youmu to visit me this day of the dead!
>>14289813
Lurk more before asking a stupid question.
>>14282239
True, true. She definitely has one.
>>14290704
Fag
>>14290704
Stop posting anytime faggot.
>>14290244
Youmu's too much of a scaredy-dork too go out on Halloween. Spooking Youmu on Halloween!
>>14293464
Youmu is ready for spooks
She is a half spook
Someone post the Ben Garrison comic about spooks.
Youmu has so much work she doesn't sleeps well!
>>14290704
>Stop posting anytime faggot
PD
>>14290704
>has
>>14298303
I imagine a half pahtom only needs to sleep half the hours an average human needs
Or maybe the human body needs to sleeps 8 hours while the phantom body doesnt needs to sleep at all
>>14294172
thank you based sazanami mio
>>14290251
>bait
Youmu is frequently overlooked by human resources because she's only half a resource. Her other half has to work the graveyard shift.
I want to pay Youmu with my love !
>>14267412
>Love is when the effort means more than the reward.
So love is me getting out of bed in the morning.
>>14307318
No, love is binge drinking.
>>14307331
How does the effort trump the reward?
If you're a happy drunk like me, the reward is always worth it.
Alcohol works better for me than anti depressants.
>>14307287
So do I, but I don't jizz money.
>>14307354
>If you're a happy drunk like me
Well I'm not, you stupid anus, so stop basing your responses on moronic assumptions like that.
The effort is drinking to briefly forget. The reward is headache, dehydration and liver damage.
>>14307379
>Well I'm not
I can tell.
>>14307520
Congratulations on your well-developed powers of observation, bum burglar. I salute your astounding glibness.
Loving Master-servant relationship!
>>14265045
She shit at it anyway.
>>14265045
How can plants be alive in the Netherworld?
>>14290704
Source? Image searches have no clue.
>>14311796
Many conceptions of the netherworld are as verdant plains where the souls of the dead act as food for, or become, the plants.
>>14314224
So you're saying when people die they become some Fat slut's decorative plant?
>>14314224
Being watered by Youmu!
>>14265045
Youmu is the No.1 supplier of lewd shrooms in Gensokyo!
Youmu is a slave
>>14282239
Youmu is indeed a cute boy!
>>14322538
Absolutely disgusting.
>>14282239
>>14322538
When will this meme die?
Although "half phantom" is something inheritable rather than being born of a human and a phantom, I'd like to believe that Yuyuko is Youmu's mother, which is why she has her constantly doing womanly things like cooking and gardening.
It's not provably false!
>>14324642
Yes, the artist is d@i.
>>14318865
But thats Marisa
>>14325351
But Yuyuko is a ghost, not a phantom
>>14265045
How do you know that? It's never been stated
>>14331151
Her interview with Aya
>>14331151
>>14332893
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Youmu
>>14314117
Here ya go, have funthe same artist also has a loving tenctacle monster/Youmu doujin. I didn't even know tentacle monsters could be loving, but with Youmu anything is possible.
Myon Shota (Image is from this):
http://exhentai.org/g/704225/a5065ce4c1/
Myon Shota 2:
http://exhentai.org/g/741614/cb3f5400c9/
Myontaclesdespite the tags sounding possibly harsh, it's consensual and loving, definitely a fun read:
http://exhentai.org/g/702495/b1f801a340/
YouYoumu
Why is Youmu so stupid?
>>14342194
You are stupid
>>14265045
Does Youmu farms all the fruits and vegetables to feed Yuyuko?
What about the meat?
>>14342194
She's only 60 years old.
I bet Youmu hates Yuyuko!
>>14353359
I bet Youmu hates bumping threads off page 10!
>>14349132
How young
>>14355951
Such a dork
>>14355951
She should
>>14338388
>new mirino
>>14360202
none of those are new
>>14360668
I meant Suwacko.
>>14361211
Oh then yes, this one is hngh incarnate.
Youmu is my wife, she thinks my dank memes are cool.
>>14361211
Fuck you. Now I have to fap to it yet again.
Oh well, maybe `thank you' is more appropriate.
>>14359075
She wouldnt
>>14265045
Gensokyo is a communist place
>>14338388
You forgot the best ones
http://exhentai.org/g/655649/c6196830bb/
http://exhentai.org/g/667495/e277868d5c/
Youmu is dumb, why would you use swords when everyone else shoots bullets?
>>14383671
Katana cuts through bullet.
Youmu has the best feet
>>14282239
>>14290704
>>14322538
all true
>>14392546
Thats a cyborg ninja
Lunch break with Youmu!
Youmu
>>14396390
Youmu is silly for not having an optic on that SVD
Is the bottom or the top half human?
How can I become Youmu's boyfriend?
>>14411569
First step is to literally kill yourself. Not even joking. Would you do it for love? But her heart is not guaranteed.
Going to the mall with Youmu!
>>14414109
First step is to adopt a Japanese religion to assure you end up in Japanese Netherworld when you die
>>14417322
Does worshiping Youmu count as a Japanese religion?
Youmu is optimal waifu material
>>14361211
Any english trans of this out there?
>>14417742
Yes
>>14265045
This is literally the only picture I have seen of Youmu actually doing any gardening.
>>14265045
Youmu recieves my love for her hard work! Keep it up, Youmu! You're the most hardworking playable character!
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