The Lewd. God Wills It!
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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>>14218090
Pffftt
>>14218060
del
>>14218106
A lilim can do it.
So we'll use this one or what? I'd rather have a properly named thread.
>>14218123
Nope. Other one.
Oh well, too bad. Mods please delete this thread.
>>14218155
Oh well, too good. Mods please sticky this thread.
>>14217466
>ryu
fuck yes
>>14217579
more pls
>>14218881
>>14218894
The fuck you niggas doing?
Just post in the other thread?
Best slime
So is this the real thread now?
Is it time for lewd mice riding face?
>>14219482
Stop that.
Are there any writefags here ?
You're a faggot if you don't like Red Onis!
>>14219541
It's probably going to get bumped every three hours for the next three weeks, have fun.
Reminder that KC is now furry.
strong dinosaur hugs
>>14219869
source?
this looks MGG greentext tier
>>14218083
Best Nun.
>>14219869
kitsune > oni
When it comes to vanilla monster girls, foxes are much better.
>>14222105
>>14222785
I think you guys missed the point of why I posted that picture.
Does this need to get posted again?
>>14218060
Use this thread until it dies you idiots.
>>14222785
>>14219869
>>14222105
I love it how nobody recognizes this image, which has been posted numerous times before, and worst of all, thatit's futa.
>>14218083
For some reason I decided to continue editing the realistic monster girl writefag shit I started like over a hundred days ago.
So uh, gimme some native american history and suggestions I guess.
Any word from Lantern recently?
Pastebinned succubus daughteru
http://pastebin.com/A71vQKfx
I'm still a leg manbut this ain't a wip anymore.
How do you deal with magical girls coming to kill you're waifu (because mamono mana is bad. mmmkay?)?
Be they Senshi or Precures or whatever.
>>14224342
She looks great, Snibako.
>>14225512
Become the misinterpreted sage guy who fights the magical girls to protect her, as they don't yet understand that I am not the enemy, and the real enemy is elsewhere.Then I and my waifu join them in their fight as the Sixth and Seventh rangers to defeat the TRUE threat to the world.
>>14225512
Heroic sacrifice
We're using this one then.
First for- Oh.
>Writing a guy about to commit suicide is an easy way to write yourself into a corner
Well it's not like I can think of any DECENT premises.
I want to be princess carried by a Yeti in her big, fluffy paws to a warm cuddle bed
>>14226368
I don't think it's a particularly big problem. If nothing else, it gives you a lot to work with.
>>14225512
Sic some faceless fat old men at them.
Jubjub in the clubclub going wubwub!
Ok Anon
Think of your favorite monster girl species.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono
If no preference.
Which would you rather have?
One with your least favorite personality (The Deres if you don't want to sum it up) but favorite body type or your favorite personality with least favorite body type?
Neither will change after the choice.
What were your choices?
>>14226264
y-you too
Why are paws so great?
>>14226382
Your options are shit. Get good at roll games.
>>14226382
>Bitchdere Crow Tengu or Kikimora
Even as I grit my teeth, at the very least I can just hate fuck them at the end of the day.
>>14226380
Could she polymorph fingers in order to better operate one of the scratch things?
>>14226382
This question has already been fucking asked.
>>14226388
pls no
>>14226388
Fuck off Bob.
>>14226355
Houris are angels and angels aren't really considered by them as monsters so it makes sense.
Asparas were created by a neutral goddess.
>>14226397
Na, she just uses her nipples for that.
>>14226382
>Hamplanet crow tengu or aggressive violent bitch tengu
I'll take the fatty this time.
>>14226388
They just are, paws are a miracle of the universe.
>>14226388
Because the girls who have them are cute.
>>14226405
That neutral godess Eros lives in the Heaven with the Chief God and even if she's not one of the Chief God's allies, she's not a ML's ally either so it helps.
They probably worship her too.
>>14226412
If I were stuck in an order city I'd worship her. Even if I had to wear pink hearts all the time.
>>14226388
i don't want to see more shitstorming pls
>"Meow, meow, where the cute boys at?"
>>14226417
Not here.
>>14226417
I doubt any of us are that cute.
>>14226415
why would paws cause a shitstorm
everyone loves big meaty paws
>>14226411
the cutest
>>14226414
We could start an underground Eros pleasure den. Under the very nose of the Paladin order.
>>14226395
>>14226399
Fine, hell mode
Roll/Pick girl.
Woulld you rather she
A. Had no limbs
B. Was blind and can't speak
C. Obnoxiously loud, had shit taste in vidya/anime, and keeps trying to dress you up in embarrassing clothes.
>>14226423
>Inquisition breaks in
>"Oi, what's all this den?!"
>We explain we're just hanging out with our loving wives
>Invite them to stay
>Inquisition gets Apsara wives that night
I like this idea.
>>14226417
I'm not what you'd call cute.
>>14226382
The latter.
>Loli Kiki
>>14226420
I am.
>>14226421
Anubis-senpai's paws are huge! There's no way they're real!
>>14226431
liar
BIG
MEATYHONK
>>14226427
That's fucking stupid.
What should we do with a Drunken Dragon
What should we do with a Drunken Dragon
What should we do with a Drunken Dragon early in the morning?
>>14226426
>A. Had no limbsDude, that's one of my fetishes.
>>14226436
You appear flustered
There's a distinct lack of Cu Sith in this thread. Let's fix that.
>>14226441
You appear to be a fucking moron.
>>14226439
Bone it while it's still hungover then run off.
>>14226439
Kiss her.
She's probably got a hangover, and would appreciate the gentle wakeup.
Also, that linework really came out well. Damn good work.
![Cu Sith [Tasteful].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tGVa4GR.jpg "Cu Sith [Tasteful].jpg")
>>14226442
You seem to have an overdose of heresy, have a fixed version.
>>14226439
I'm ambivalent towards the level of uh, softness. But otherwise she looks nice.
>>14226439
Rape her?
>>14226439
Throw her in the brig with a good bishounen
Throw her in the brig with a good bishounen
Throw her in the brig with a good bishounen
Ear-lie in the morning.
>>14226439
Get her a drink of water and ask her how her head is, hangovers aren't fun.
>>14226420
I used to be cute. Now I've got a beard and bags under my eyes, and my smile's gone for good.
>>14226442
Stop
>>14226440
What girl?
>>14226446
Why are you so grumpy Anon?
Are you from Canada?Has the King Grump returned?
>>14226439
Get my Starscream-esque revenge and take over as ruler of her lands!Then she recovers from her hangover and punishes me for failing her for the last time.
>>14226439
Teasing her
>>14226459
>still forcing that king grump meme
Die.
>that profile
>wasted on such a thing
God is laughing at us.
>>14226459Dormouse.Though living doll is better for the limbless thing.
>>14226454
A Jabberwock would look good in seafarer garb of any variety.
>>14226463
Is there a problem?
We're talking monster girl love, what's not to like?
>>14226454
>bishounen
Why do you have such terrible taste?
>>14226468
Some shitty pet name for a poster is not talking about monster girls.
>>14226389
I wonder what butterfly milk tastes like.
>>14226463
Wow, you really are grumpy.
For what reason are you so perturbed?
>>14226466
Well, at least you can use her like a daiki, she'll be happy about that>>14226467
>>14226454
That poor Bishounen's going to lose his viriginity to a drunk dragon, think of the bishie anon! Who'll take responsibility?
>>14226474
It tastes like happiness and drugs
>>14226379
Ah, the black dog approach.
>>14226470
>Implying you wouldn't want to be a slim, slender young man fit for the job of pleasing a monstergirl
I mean, look, there are other choices, but this is just another good one to, right?
>>14226434
By 3D standards, at least.
>>14226439
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN WOCK
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN WOCK
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN WOCK
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
BRUSH HER HAIR WITH IRON WOOL
BRUSH HER HAIR WITH IRON WOOL
BRUSH HER HAIR WITH IRON WOOL
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
PUT 'ER IN A WOCK PIT TILL SHE SOBERS
PUT 'ER IN A WOCK PIT TILL SHE SOBERS
PUT 'ER IN A WOCK PIT TILL SHE SOBERS
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
STICK 'ER IN THE QUEEN'S TARTS WITH CREME ON 'ER
STICK 'ER IN THE QUEEN'S TARTS WITH CREME ON 'ER
STICK 'ER IN THE QUEEN'S TARTS WITH CREME ON 'ER
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
PUT 'ER IN THE BED AND DICK 'ER ALL OVER
PUT 'ER IN THE BED AND DICK 'ER ALL OVER
PUT 'ER IN THE BED AND DICK 'ER ALL OVER
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN WOCK
THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN
WOCK
THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN WOCK
EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
>>14226484
I'd rather not look like some degenerate faggot.
>>14226491
I suddenly have the urge to take to the sea.
>>14226468
I want Miia's mom to touch me in strange places!
>>14226491
You have way too much free time on your hands.
>>14226492
This. Bara or nothing.
>>14226491
That poor drunk Wock, Captain Tailpussy and her crew are a cruel mistress.
Pirate Monstergirls are so cool.
>>14226442
You know, it's impressive how KC manages to write the same profile over a hundred times just by changing a few words around.
>>14226492
>Guy who fucks monstergirls
>Degenerate faggot
Oh...
My mistake.
>>14226491
I don't know how to feel towards this increased word limit.
>>14226426
I'd go with no limbs, just because B is a serious impediment to communication, and C changes the personaility. I don't care if she's a head in a jar, I'd still love my waifu.
Though for her sake, I'd want to give her prosthetics so she still has her independance, and can still do what she wants in life.
>>14226498
>Not wanting to sail the seas with Captain Ana "Tailpussy O'Hoole and her rag-tag band of monstergirl pirates
>>14226494
>Jolts away from touching such a lovely rack
>Implied to be a harem protagonist
But why
>>14226492
/pol/ pls
>>14226500
How's life like being unable to read?
This is the face that is ruining America. Everyday, thousands of Cyclopes cross the border from Monoxico into America. Not only do they take jobs, they also suck up all the headpats, tickle tickles and hugs they could of gone to hardworking honest monstergirls. You can end this menace by calling your senator and telling him to vote yes on the Monoeye Deportation Bill. This bill will send all the illegal monoeyes back to Monoxico and build a wall to keep them there.
>>14226509
As long as monstergirls need love, who needs to read?
>>14226503
>Head in a jar
Tales of a dullahan who lost her body when?
Also, what race?
Would you a snake who's into superstition, black cats, and voodoo dolls?
>>14226494
>Miia's dad ran out on that
>>14226516
Cyclopes are the only monster girl in America that treat men nicely.
>>14226518
It's called Durarara
>>14226523
I'd stick my mojo in that mojyo, yea.
>>14226524
>Staying with whores that will put you through hell
That's dumber than wanting to be with a EMG Centaur.
>>14226516
Do they ride their teeny tiny monocicleta to school every day?
>>14226526
Only because they don't want to be deported.
>>14226527
No, That's a a dullahan that lost her head.
This is the reverse.
Arararud I shall call it
>>14226531
The other men were quite happy with multiple lamia wives.
>>14226484
>not being LargeHugeMcBuffStronk
>>14226524
He ran out on being a cum pump. It doesn't matter how hot one individual is, when you're spending all day being used by a hundred psycho nymphos for nothing but sex, you're probably going to freak out.
>>14226537
>not being SparkleNoodleMcRoseSpawn
>>14226533
I don't care if it's not real love, as long as I can fool myself into thinking a monster girl genuinely loves me I'm fine.
>>14226538
If you're a little bitch.
>>14226535
So, what, you have the head and are missing the body?
>>14226518
Anubnub. I'd love her without her fluffy limbs all the same, but if it came down to it, I'd give my own so she can keep hers.
>>14226538
>being used by a hundred psycho nymphos for nothing but sex
NO BONER! BAD!!!
>>14226538
More like 3.
>>14226538
Actually no, he ran away because he hates snakes.
>>14226541
>sparkle
You're gay aren't you?
>>14226546
Exactly!
>>14226547
She'd still have a bushy tail for you to fondle.
Best part is she can't stop you
>Guy gets dumped into a cave after suffering major burns over his body
>The only thing to offer help is a Mojyo as fuck Oomukade
>Paranoia sets in
>>14226552
Listen, if it works to attract monstergirls, it works.
If not, great, I thought glitter gets everywhere anyway.
if you take a Jubjub away from Wonderland would you be safe from humpty eggs?
>Jabberwock finally get a date
>It goes well and they go to her apartment
>She gets naked and invites him to do the same
>He anxiously removes his pants, revealing a small penis
>Jabberwock's tentacles start to laugh like maniacs
>He pulls his pants with teary eyes
>"Don't mind them, you're cute"
>He starts crying and runs away, slamming the door on his way out
>Tentacles keep laughing
Jabberwock-chan will never get a husbando
>>14226559
Are you gonna write it?
>>14226565
>It's a grower, you assholes!
Would she be mad if I punched her tentacles?
So, monstergirls love all men except for those that truly scum.
Who on earth can even fall under that category when vagina fixes everything in-universe and there's a monstergirl for all walks of life to deliver said vagina?
Look at this guy: tried to kill a family just to copy the mother's robot insides. All he needs is to be raped by a succubus to make his creations with love so they can feel love. Which was kind of all that he needed.
>>14226557
I don't think I'd be able to stop, either. I'd just sit cross-legged, have her in my lap and start teasing the base of her tail while kissing the tips of her ears.
>>14226564
No.
>>14226564
Probably.
>>14226559
>Not into a cave teeming with Bat Girls.
>>14226565
>>"Don't mind them, you're cute"
What a shitty lie.
>>14226574
And all she'd be able to do is squirm.
You could even nibble her ears and get her to whine as you do.
Such fun
>>14226565
>Implying Mamono Energy and Sabbath potions couldn't fix that tiny penis problem
I mean if only she had just grabbed him and rushed to her local potion dealer, she'd have a cute boy with a big dick. Instead she lets him run out. What a shame.
>>14226573
You'd have to ask KC.
What Monster Girl makes the best Onee-san?
>>14226565
>"Aw man Louie where's she findin' these guys?"
>"Dunno Frankie but I sure as hell know where they came from"
>"Where?"
>"The small produce stand!"
>"Hahaha, classic Louie"
>"Dammit guys he was really nice!"
>"Oh oooooh someone's on the rag tonight"
>"Yyyyeah better get those towels on"
>>14226591
Boys can be cute. Who else would get all the headpats from CC monstergirls?
>>14226589
>>14226597
God damn fuck off to to that femdom thread on /d/ already you insufferable faggot.
>>14226589
Valkyrie, Dark Valkyrie, Demon, Apophis, Jabberwock, Mindflayer, and Shoggoth.
>>14226591
>>14226600
You seem very agitated at the prospect of being cute.
>>14226600
You sure are mad about cute boys
>>14226589
She'd be super-sweet & friendly, stand up for me, and we'd bond over milking.
>>14226600
>>14226591
>>14226581
>>14226463
Did you enjoy your 24 hour vacation?
>>14226600
>femdom is only for cute boys
>>14226603
>>14226607
Being "cute" is for faggots who are desperately trying to cling to their youth.
>>14226585
It'd be fun having her at my mercy like that, but if she really wanted me to stop, I would.I would also take her by surprise, tickling her until her abs are tight and rock hard, blowing raspberries in her navel and winding down by wrapping up her whole body with hugs.Goddamn it stop giving me a quad-amputee fetish.
>>14226571
I have too little drive to write anything for serious. That and Ineed to work on my Gunpla backlog. Zeon will not be denied.
>>14226579
>Zubat
I want you toDIE HORRIBLY AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING GEODUDES WITH YOU.
That and Schizanthus exists faggot
>>14226482
Please. Those guys are seldom faceless and not even all that fat.
They're just normal middle aged guys.
>>14226617
Never!
You are going to have the thought of her nuzzling into your chest as best she can while you hug her in your sleep and like it!
>>14226600
That's cute, anon.
>>14226614
Don't you want your MG waifu to call you cute?
>One delivery for a cute boy!
>>14226635
Who's it from tiny Wock?
>>14226635
What is this, a Jabberwock for ants?
>>14226633
God no.
>>14226633
>Not wanting the Ara Ara Devil to call you cute
>>14226643
All of those devils look like cheating whores.
>>14226635
>for a cute boy
Boy do you have the wrong door then. I'm pretty damn far from cute.But give me your number anyway, gal, and feel free to stop by after work and take a load off.
>>14226638
I bet you would be cute if you weren't trying to act so tough and mean.
How much fluff do you want your sheep to have?
How many baas do you want her to make when shearing?
Do you make her jump around on all fours?
Tell me, do you truly love your sheep?
>>14226648
No anon, this is a cheating whore.
>>14226652
Go away New Zealand/Scotland. Fuck real animals, like jinkos
>>14226654
I could make a terrible joke if only she were holding a hoe instead of an ax.
>>14226654
She only wanted to be milked, it's nothing sexual!
>>14226589
Anything that's Undead.
>>14226643
>Ugly ganguro makeup
>No top of any kind
Greater Devil looks like a cheap hooker
>>14226657
>She only wanted to be milked, it's nothing sexual!
Bullfuckingshit. She was clearly in estrus. Had Kirihito had any balls he could've fucked her like a raging beast.
>>14226653
So angry! I think you need to spend time in the snuggle pit.
>>14226620
Average?
>>14226652
I want to sleep with a sheep without a peep
>>14226657
It isn't worth trying to debate, anon. Screw them. More cow for us.
>>14226661
He's better than that.
>>14226667
No he's not.
>>14226565
Fucking wonderful.
>Hey boy, are you part fish? You're supposed to thrust your hips into her not flop around like an epileptic!
>You know she's doing Sudoku in her head while you drill her/? Fucking Sudoku. You are officially less interesting than math.
Aw, what's wrong, cumming so soon? You can do it, be the little toaster that can hold his milk...he popped
>Yeah, he did, a pitiful amount, I'm glad I'm not him right now
This kills the man
>>14226657
>Squeezing a girl's breasts
>Nothing sexual
>Cucks actually believe this
>>14226666
Quads confirm this is now a cow thread.
>>14226589
Slap.jpg
>Damn bitch, ease off!
>>14226598
Kill yourself fam.
>>14226683
nice meme
>>14226681
The Hero of Time is gonna tap that brown yandere ass though.
>>14226677
He's just milking a cow, people do it all the time!
>>14226678
>>14226666
>>14226690
As he should, as he should.
>>14226678
Praise be to glorious cowtits
>>14226690
Oh god, do you have the dong butter greentext?
>>14226630
I can't help but think about how I'd feel in that situation. I mean, sure, I've got the person I love holding me tight, and I'm in as perfect of a position as I can be.
But not being to hug back would make me a little sad.
If my waifu was like that, I think I'd just end up hugging her tighter, to try and get the point across that she shouldn't feel bad for not being able to squeeze back. Like hugging enough for two people.
>>14226677
Maybe they're one of the lucky few who got to touch their sister's tits.
Reminder that Holstaurus is best.
QUICK
Tell me the best delicious brown monster girl, and the best loli monster girl! If you don't, you'll have to take this alp!
>>14226697
Nope.
>>14226709
Apsara
Medusa.
>>14226709
>Brown monster girl
Oni
>Loli
I ain't into that mane
>>14226709
I don't know and I don't give a shit.
>>14226698
Just have her use her legs to hug you. Or just lean into you.
>>14226709
Shit, you got me. I guess I'll be taking my alp and leaving.
>>14226709
Pharaoh and Houri.
>>14226662
He deserves something more intense, send him to the Wendigo Rehabilitation Camp in the mountains and take care of sick, hurt Wendigos for a year
>>14226721
The alp is a fat stinky neet alp that's clingy!
>>14226709
I'll take the Alp and dress her up like pic-related.
Should I trust this Nureonago to cure my sore throat, right knee and left shoulder? I really want to get to lifting again asap and don't want to end up dislocating my hips.
>>14226723
Like hell I'd do that.
>>14226663
Would only be so lucky.
>>14226709
>Tell me the best delicious brown monster girl
Manticore
>and the best loli monster girl!
Familiar
>>14226727
I'm gonna make her MAMONO MANA into a delicious brown loli.
>>14226709
yeti
wendigo
If a monstergirl called me cute, as in cuuuuuuuute, I'd crack her across the jaw with a tire iron.
>>14226709
Anubis is best brown, obviously.
Best Loli, that's a bit harder to pin down. Is it the Baphomet, who trumpets the cause of loli dominance? Is it the witches who serve them readily? Is it the mice or the roaches who can swarm en-masse? Perhaps the adorable Dormice you just want to cuddle all day and night? Or perhaps...it is the Humpty Egg, a loli slime so horny, she developed from an unborn fetus just to fuck!I'mma go with Baphomet though. Leader of the Loli Cult and all.
>>14226737
What if she meant it?
>>14226720
I think we're assuming a quad-amputee here. But otherwise, hip-to-hip leg hugging would be just as good.Rin'a route best route.
>>14226690
No don't minsuderstand, she can get the dick, it's just, she's so fucking desperate. Not sexy desperate either.
>>14226737
>implying "pinch your cheeks and shake them" cute
>not "twirling her own hair and shifting of legs so as not to show her own nectar" cute
You're looking at this the wrong way, nigga.
>>14226731
too bad
>>14226741Double tap
>>14226747
Ara ara~
>>14226745
That makes me hard.
>>14226733
>Manticores
>Brown
Feel free to name any instance of them being brown skinned
>>14226750
No, I'm not going.
>All these people getting mad about being called cute
I would just enjoy the fact that someone cared about me.;_;
>>14226755
That one recolour with the white fur.
>>14226753
>that artist
Ara ara~ in hell where you belong.
>>14226755
Bollocks' christmas and bottom heavy daughteru stories, and RS' Reverse Gloryhole.
>>14226709
best delicious brown is gandharva
best loli is familiar
>>14226747
>it's like he's forgotten how this goes
>I want to be cute! I want to be a delicate bishounen to a big strong monstergirl who'll take care of me! I want her to carry me and kiss my boo boos and make me feel safe!
You want to be cute fine, but do you have to be such a faggot about it.
>>14226760
I love when people get buttwrecked about artists.
>>14226760
But seriously, though, see >>14226610
>>14226770
nice slippery slope meme
>>14226770
>>
Now, there's a difference between looking good, and being submissive.
Their not entirely hand-in-hand.
>>14226782
>They're**
Dammit.
>>14226783
I love you goy, please stick around and be our analroasted Anon
>>14226773
Shouldn't you be in bed?
>lel you mad
Implying it's about the artist and not the horrendous shit he's done.
>>14226774
Here's your reply failed samefag flagger.
