I want Sakuya Onee-chan to step on me!
I want Sakuya to embrace me.
I want Sakuya to tell me why she killed all those hookers in Whitechapel.
I want to eat Sakuya's homemade lunches.
I want Sakuya to be my_______mom
>>14181450
You'd have a pretty mom. But she'd be pretty strict, too.
>>14181177
Don't we all?
>>14179875
I want to sniff her butt
I want her to rape me and call me a slut.
>>14184480
>>14184492
That doesn't seem very elegant at all.
>>14184536
Jaypee deserves less than elegance. Even the Russians call us untermenschen.
>>14184536
uuu~uuu~
/jp/... I want these girls to abuse me...
>>14184536
>>14179875
I want Sakuya to fantasize about Rinnosuke with me
>>14183289
I want to be Sakuya Onee-sama's dog!
>>14188943
I want to use Sakuya as a human footrest.
>>14187401
>>14190674
>>14190674
Explain this pairing to me.
head butler copypasta pls
>>14191572
They're both pretty, light haired girls who're similar in age and maturity, at least in fan depiction. There's probably more, but it doesn't take much for a ship to set sail.
Sakuya is really nice to the new butler.
>>14181450
>>14179902
Sakuya gives the best hugs!
>>14193376
Woah, I JUST finished wackin' it to this
>>14194073
Sakuya also is the best at receiving hugs!
She is very cute.
>>14195124
So now that the pad meme is dead, what's the verdict? Is she small, medium or large?
>>14195124
4u
>>14195201
Posting restI really should make folders for characters
>>14195209
>>14195217
>>14195220
>>14195223
>>14195226
>>14195229
>>14195231
Why zun can't drawing properly?
>>14195234
>>14195237
>>14195246
>sakuya will never be your loving onee-chan
>>14195129
They mostly look quite large in the official works.
>>14192036
Which one?
Remilia will never order Sakuya to help you keep your libido at bay because of how its distracting you from performing properly as the head butler.
And Sakuya will never let you have a quickie with her so you stop bothering, nor will call you a disgusting pig and a filthy bastard during the act with a scornful look on her face, while encouraging you to cum already and let her continue working.
I want to breed Sakuya everyday like an animal in heat and make lots of healthy thralls to serve the Remimi!
>>14194227
W-was it the uncensored version?I did that
>>14195613
You sure are good at drawing shota dicks, anon!
I want to worship Sakuya's rough, calloused feet.
>>14195129
Sakuya is not a flatlander woman!
>>14197391
>Hard-to-understand Great Library
>P: 'Sakuya, about today's tea.'
>S: '...does it not meet with your tastes?'
>P: 'No, it's not that.'
>S: '?'
>P: 'There is a flag-of-all-countries streamer in it.'
>S: '!!?'
>P/S: '......'
>P: '...the tea is delicious though. I'll give you the flags.'
>S: 'Ah, thank you...'
>The Great Library, for whatever reason, grew an interest in performing the trick of suddenly pulling a flag-of-all-countries streamer from her cup in front of that earnest, work-passionate, always cool and entirely unchildlike maid-in-training the Mistress had one day brought in.
>>14197447
WOAH! Sakuya is fast and furious!
Why doesn't Sakuya stab people while having stopped time? The only reason Dio threw knives at Jotaro was to stay out of Star Platinum's range
>>14198009
Why would she even want to stab anyone in the first place?
>>14197485
Racing through the streets of Hong Kong with Sakuya!
>>14202837
Excuse me?
>>14194227
Have a link?
>>14204844
http://exhentai.org/g/857209/c6f67c6124/
>>14179875
I want Sakuya.
I want Sakuya's cute, sweaty, smelly feet on my face!
>>14179875
Who wouldn't?
Tho I'd love more to be dominated by Yuka.
>>14205500
Fuck off
>>14205510
Now, now. No need to be so rude.
>>14205510
What's wrong?
>>14205865
>>14202837
It's only natural for a meido's feet to smell after cleaning.
>>14205865
No she fucking doesn't. Her body smells divine, and her hair smells like sweet shampoo. Fuck you, dick.
>>14179875
Why only the feet, She is perfection!! I want all of her feet, butt, armpit, homemade lunches
>>14209186
>>14194073
I want Sakuya to tenderly kiss my head. It hurts so much /jp/, why can't she be here
>>14209556
You will never be greeted by Sakuya's perfect smile when you return home.
You will never eat Sakuya's homemade food or enjoy her tea with her.
Sakuya will never embrace you and you will never get to hold her hands or kiss her.
Life is sad.
>>14209664
You're really making me feel like shit, /jp/.
>>14209716
Only for muslims.
Also she is meido, so her feet are certainly more hygienic than the average 2hus
>>14209901
Not him, but if I would kill myself how would I enjoy looking at pictures of Sakuya and fantasizing about her?
Sakuya makes me happy enough to live on.
>>14209901
How would I post in Sakuya threads with /jp/ if I offed myself?
>>14209716
Good! I love Sakuya's smelly feet!
Sakuya will never force you to have sex with Akyuu.
>>14179875
>barefoot
What a slut.
>>14212183
Title of that doujinshi?
>>14212406
Remember the Time by Sakurai Energy.
>>14212415
That was kinda disappointing..
>>14212183
No, because she's a good girl.
>>14213186
>>14214264
I want to FUCK Koakuma really hard! Play with her boingy breasts, indulge in her smelly feet, and slap her big fat butt!
>>14198479
noice
I just received a Sakuya figurine I ordered.
It was really nice and made me satisfied, made me so happy.
>>14198009
because that would constitute as an 'absolute victory' technique and thus is illegal by spell card rules
>>14215878
Which one did you get?
>>14223155
This one.
Made a great addition to my other figurines.
>>14223377
I also have the same fig, its so pretty.
I don't know why they made the skirt removable, if there is no point as her abdomen looks weird as fuck.
Also, did Ques Q change the support color?. Its black on mine.
>>14225851
Don't know.
My support is also black, which surprised me a little as all the pictures showed it as white.
>>14223377
I have the Ques Q Koishi.
Her panties are super nice.
Is Sakuya the most powerful Touhou?
She could just stop time and kill anyone if she wanted
>>14229031
There are plenty of Touhous that won't die to a knife. It's probably not kosher with spell card rules either.
>>14229031
Naw. She can stop time and all, but her knives aren't the strongest thing, and if they can't hurt her target she's out of luck.
See, Tenshi. All the time stop tricks in the world won't help when you can't even scratch your opponents skin.
>>14229031
Impossible to say and useless to try and discuss as most of the 2hus have ridiculous powers.
Not like anyone would try to kill each others anyway.
>>14230079
>>14230107
Changing/enchanting her knives into something that can hurt her target is something that can probably be easily done.
>>14230079
>time hack
>using mere knives to kill someone.
How the hell did Sakuya x Alice ever happen?
>>14231126
Cuteness happened!
>>14231345
>>14231109
Touhous favor style over substance. That's the whole danmaku thing, after all.
>>14231671
>>14232014
I'm curious to know which human Touhou gets the most doujins about their inevitable death.
>>14232396
I would guess it's actually Sakuya, she got quite a lot of those doujins.
With Sakuya as the only human living in the SDM makes it easy to set up a "tragic death story" with her dying of old age.
It makes me sad when I'm reading those.
Sakuya is the human that acts like a Youkai, and Alice is a Youkai that acts like a human.
I want Sakuya to step on me with her sweaty bare feet, so I can experience her odor!
2hu soles are wonderful. I wish I was the shoe of a 2hu so I could always feel her yummy soles!
I want to eat cold food together with Sakuya.
>>14195124
How can anyone be so bad in Mario Bros?
>>14242138
She has probably never played a videogame before in her life
You are rude
>>14242138
>being a bully
not nice
I worship toehoe feet.
>>14241919
Why cold?
>>14250082
Sakuya can't eat hot food.
Would you rather be Sakuya in this situation, or be the one doing this to her?
>>14253469
I'm a hard M, so I'd obviously rather be her there. Especially if it comes with lots of forceful and degrading sex.
>>14242138
Maintaining cuteness of this caliber while playing video games is a feat in itself.
>>14253469
Not sure.
S stuff turns me on when it's not "sexually"(for example,when a strong character get's defeated in a fight and is somewhat humiliated or spanking) but in that situation and especially with my Waifu Sakuya I would probably prefer the M role.
>>14253469
I wouldn't mind being beaten up and raped by Sakuya
>>14195324
Average. Those are definitely not large.
>>14197447
Why the shifter on the door frame?
>>14231126
The "why" doesn't mater. What matters is that it's the best touhou ship.
>>14258255
But that picture has nothing to do with Sakuya x Alice.
>>14258229
It's not, the driver's seat is on the right side of the car.
>>14258274
Because there are no good SXA doujins.
>>14195617
Source?
>>14205500
Source?
Also nice double doubles
>mfw dressed up as sakuya and no one knew who I was supposed to be :'( I guess I could have done my hair better but it made me sad
>>14272059
pics?
>投稿日:2003/07/16 (Wed) 01:46
Good lord, I had no idea that the pad joke was that old.
>>14251178
Sakuya's a dog, not a cat.
>>14275808
>>14272059
We knew, we just didn't want to show our power level and be associated with you.
Sakuya is perfect.
Knowing that drunk trumpetmaster Zun imagined a being of such elegance and perfection is all the motivation I need to get shit done.
>>14273527
Plz no bully
>>14278226
Nice bodyline bulk cosplay.
>>14277642
I love her so much it hurts.
>>14278226
How come you only had a single braid?
Or is the other one hidden behind you?
>>14278226
>braids are too long
>face is too long
>eyes aren't big enough
>holding someone's hand
>can't tell what color her eyes are, and also they're glowing red
>earings
>onepiece hat
>>14278973
>holding someone's hand
Doing such lewd things while dressed up as Sakuya is the worst.
Sakuya's no dom. She's a perfect maid, and maids are subservient by nature.
test
>>14278591
The other one got behind me somehow. I'm very bad at hair, sorry
>>14269320
Please Anon don't leave me hanging
>>14279075
Have you never seen the wonderous miracle that is a Dom Maid?
It's even better than regular femdom
>>14279429
Did you dye your hair for that costume?
It's actually somewhat nice, only thing is that you do lewd stuff(holding hands) while dressing up as Sakuya, that is not ok.
>>14279478
And it's also very out of character for a maid.
I need more military Sakuya in my life.
>>14283592
>>14283738
Is Sakuya nazi?
>>14285075
Sakuya is the best Nazi!
p e r f e c t
>>14278226
Too many dimensions
We need more Halloween Sakuya pictures in this thread!
>>14290510
Gotcha covered.
Sakuya sure is Spooky.
>>14189010
doggy style with sakuya
I hope everyone had a Happy(?) Halloween!
Hey, Kasen, see, those Sakuyafags are so autistic.
>>14296467
Don't start fights.