/부활절/?
first for everyone is gay
k-pop out
Bethany
>temperatures forecast to hit 30 degrees plus by midweek
JUST
http://poal.me/ln694f
http://poal.me/ln694f
http://poal.me/ln694f
STRAWPOAL
>new
>>62208486
fucking hope so
>>62208458
Not sure m8, try another spoof app
>>62208486
send help
>>62208486
fuck that, might pull a sicky (all week).
>>62208508
paki
>>62208486
Bringing the weather with me
Too warm
>>62208520
your snails are gonna be nice and warm now jacques
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
>>62208486
Im dying atm
The humidity is too much
>sitting in kitchen
>hear people walking by talking
>hungover af so I don't want to hear that shit
>say 'shut the fuck up please' sort of to myself but actually quite loudly
>kitchen window is open
>they hear me and stare for a second
fucking kek
trolling /pol/ again
>>62208585
LOL
>>62208535
coming back to the old blighty thainonce? remember we frown on that sort of thing back home so you better tone it down
>>62208569
Memezy
>>62208596
u mad?
>25c tomorrow
Cannot cope
Thailad are you here?
I need to ask you a question about computers and downloading things from webpages.
>>62208600
Unless you're a celebrity or a paki*
>>62208614
am supportive
Lilith Lust today lads
>>62208616
alri then
tfw born explorer but everything is already explored
>>62208658
there's plenty of deep ocean to have a look at lad.
>>62208658
You can always explore my anus.
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767662
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767662
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767662
hmmmmmmm
>>62208651
how do i conceal my vast collection of disgusting pornography?
>>62208658
>not exploring the far reaches of the human mind
Open your third eye my brother
>>62208685
literally gotta be a top 0.001% marine scientiest to ever get that opportunity, and as much as I hate to admit it i'm just not that good.
traversing through south american jungles documenting landscapes and fauna and flora though. that would be my shit
>nice and nephew watching some kids show based off the lion king
>lions chase these aardvark things out of their lands because they thought they were hyenas
>turns out they ate termites and now the lions trees start collapsing
>go to invite them back once they realized their mistake
>the aardvarks all have new york jew accents
ahh, yes. zionist allegories in kids shows
>>62208658
what about space x
>traversing through south american jungles documenting landscapes and fauna and flora though. that would be my shit
>>62208651
Alright I'll try to explain as best I can.
Some websites that host audio files don't just have a link to the file URL sitting in the page source. To get a link I have to click play, open Firefox's Inspector thing and then go to the network tab.
Within that tab I find a link that has been generated which has a key and a signature and all sorts of shit which provides access to the file. If I copy THAT link (with the sig, key etc) then I can download the file directly.
My question is, what do I need to learn about in order that I could write a program which could load a page and simulate a person clicking play in order to generate a link with a valid key + signature?
An example of what I am talking about:
This page hosts an audio:
>http://chirb.it/3ECcA4
But the URL of the file I had to find within the network tab of my browsers inspector is this:
>http://audio.chirbit.com/Pip_1468433205.mp3?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAIHJD7T6NGQMM2VCA&Expires=1468761795&Signature=CR3ITHLdYs3NUSSgrcv6PP5HY7o%3D
And the only way I could get that link was by actually pressing play.
Thanks.
literally the only reason I'm going to get out of bed today is to buy alcohol before tesco shuts at 5pm
>zionist allegories in kids shows
>>62208711
from whom?
>>62208730
well still, there's plenty of places in the world that may have been explored but still relatively undocumented.
haha woops
http://news.sky.com/story/idris-elba-film-pulled-after-lorry-massacre-10504237
>>62208756
same point as here
>>62208730
I will never get into nasa or ESA.
>>62208781
fuck off this doesn't even apply here
fucks sake she said "we should see eachother over summer" I said "okay let me know when you're out in town" she said "yeah let me know when you're out in town"
how the fuck am i meant to respond
>>62208419
very very very very very bad edition
Very low turn-out levels in my recent polls. Troubling.
>fuck off this doesn't even apply here
>>62208585
>>62208596
>>62208614
>>62208635
>There are ACTUALLY middle-class and lower people in this thread
Revolting
>>62208794
>his Tesco shuts at 5PM
What barren wasteland do you live in m8? My tesco is open to 22:00 literally every day.
>>62208808
>well still, there's plenty of places in the world that may have been explored but still relatively undocumented.
ok i'll try find them, maybe solve the mystery of easter island once and for all
>>62208730
Have you got a degree? Biology, ecology (with biological recording), geography, plant science or zoology could all lead you to doing something like that. Hell there are tons of horticultural bursaries for plant expeditions alone.
>>62208851
problem?
>>62208819
haha okay ill do
>>62208819
"actually scratch that, how about we just plan to go for a drink some time"
>>62208850
why you being such a negatron, man can't talk about his passion?
> gf is an adamant believer in "reflexology" to diagnose medical problems
oh fucking hell I thought she was normal
>>62208857
24 hours for me
>>62208857
It's Sunday you mong
>>62208857
what are sunday trading laws
you are no doubt referring to a small tesco convenience shop
>>62208791
You could write a macro script for something like that, this doesn't require any previous programming knowledge: https://www.autoitscript.com/site/autoit/
Just run it inside a virtual machine to target what you need and run the appropriate actions.
>>62208871
my degree is biological sciences but I just cannot seem to get work in the field, I don't have any connections. I have mates how go off to guyana and shit all the time doing jungle stuff but they hate me now and I honestly don't know where to begin. Might email some old tutors and see about volunteering or something
>>62208857
Sunday trading hours you mong
1. Upper middle class
2. Upper class
.
.
3. Elite
.
.
.
901. Middle class
90001. Lower class
.
.
9000999. Working class
>looking at porn site
>see The Jungle Book
>it's the disney movie in full for no particular reason
>people in the comments bewildered and angry
>why you being such a negatron, man can't talk about his passion?
>>62208462
havent had a wank in 2 months. not even on nofap or anything, jus not feeling it nahmean
>tfw realising I'm not talented enough to make something of myself and will be a middling desk jockey for the rest of my career
Someone post that really big juicy chebbed bbc reporter
Telling me not speak on MY OWN EXPERIENCE as a black woman from an oppressive culture, in another oppressive culture. Wow, okay. Cool.
>>62208791
fucking hell that audio is so nonce kill yourself
thaiboy what do you think of this lappy?
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/toshiba-satellite-c55-c-184-15-6-laptop-black-10141828-pdt.html
i'm blue
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
>>62208951
do working class even exist anymore?
>>62209000
cease this
*downs a bottle of absinthe*
bet you cant do that
>>62209089
>>62208857
paki
>tfw have 3 children
>they are all girls
WHY AM I CURSED WITH A WEAK SEED
watching some poor bloke get done up the bum by a madwoman with a dildo strapped to her
Playing some Super Stickman Golf 3 on my phone.
>>62209110
my mate drank absinthe at a party and kept thinking it was really funny to get his willy out
To be fair it was really funny
>>62209083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85QcRyKr4Xo
tell me where you from innit
>>62209083
its ok for the money. you could be posting nonsense on 4chan in no time at all
>>62209089
No, you're either middle class or underclass.
>>62209127
age?
follow up: why do you have so many kids at such a young age?
or
why the fuck are you on 4chan at your age
>>62209083
Stop cheaping out and get a MBP
*pop 6mg of xanax*
haha whats up
> cease this
Trying to think of a funny and witty post but I just can't do it.
How do you all come up with posts the way you do? Is it just practice? Is there a certain tone or prose?
>working class povvos trying their best to convince themselves they are middle class
oh honey...
>>62209070
it's a roleplay you melt
>>62209111
>white people
>working in factories and shit
yeah nah cunt
>>62209203
this
tired
>>62209170
LIVERPOOL
pic very related
Do you think recruiters will understand that the comic sans font of my CV is ironic?
>>62209221
>>62209246
kill yourself
>>62209265
my condolences
>8:56
>tim getting rude to people on bikes for the second time today
banter
https://youtu.be/nEHeZVkUFvw?t=535
>>62209222
you better stop or things about to get ugly
What class am I?
>From home counties
>sound quite posh
>state schooled
>top 5 uni
>parents both university educated
>their house worth ~900k
I assume you've all been to church today
>>62209239
/brit/ is just /brit/ innit
>>62209315
upper middle
>>62209221
Friend still has lots of Xanax. Thinking of trying it one day.
>>62209289
why? its a great city and I love it with all my heart
>>62209323
no in fact
i worked on my sunday
almost shit myself on the train
>>62209329
hmmmm good
>>62209315
Upper
>>62209334
it's great if its not taken too often
>>62209323
no because God isn't real
grow up child
>>62209323
can you still even do that?
how much does it cost to get in?
Could really do with a nice benzo right now
>>62209334
It's not like IVing heroin where you need to weigh up the cons and pros of trying it. Just pop a bar and get comfy lad.
>>62208486
christ no
>>62209315
Strictly middle class.
Anything above middle class requires more than just money. It's about money, power and status. You could have £2m in the bank and still be middle class.
Only middle class plebs larping as anything higher don't understand this
>>62209389
sitting on 180mg of valium that I actually don't want
absolutely gasping for a tall, cold glass of cum Tbh x
>>62209423
stick it in the post to me la?
>>62209297
why doesn't check his facebook friend requests/message/notifications?
>>62209423
Just inject it all in your arse in one and get rid of it
>tfw water cooling pump won't stay at a stable RPM making the noise prominent
reee shut up
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpNmsCMBrtc
once i was 7 years old
>>62209459
>water cooling
nice hat.
>>62209496
wish this tart would shut her trap
Just injected Bonjela into my veins. Ready for a wild ride haha
>>62209323
*hides prayer mat behind my back*
Of course haha
anyone watched Stranger Things on Netflix
>>62209534
bazooka that veruca mate
>tfw won £70 playing poker last night
just bought 2 8ths, and having dominos for tea. thank you based cards
>>62209544
i dont have netflix haha x
get paid on friday lads
gonna go on a mad spending spree
>>62209566
kill yourself
>>62209377
These 'youtubers' must have narcissistic personality disorder.
>harrison ford and dennis quaid are different people
why did nobody tell me this
>>62208419
Korean piggy go home
I don't get it lads. Labour don't like Corbyn yet I don't think there's anyone more pathetic and weak looking than Angela Eagle. She also voted to invade Iraq
>>62209323
no because i'm not a mindless sheep who unironically believes in a god for which there is no evidence for despite how much you may respond with young men wearing hats
>>62209565
enjoy your 4 16ths mate.....baka
>>62209588
have fun haha x
>>62209594
most get paid £££s though
>>62209609
kike go home
>>62209527
Too scared??!
installing xposed so i can install the module which stops pokemon go from seeing that i've mocked my location
>>62209369
>>62209394
Ye, alright.
>>62209323
No I ate a roast and drank an ale instead
Are you african or 90 years old?
>>62209640
that wasn't me
>>62209644
But Britain Senpai, I'm already home!
>>62209589
enjoy your adult fairytales
>>62209657
What's the module called
And what do you use to spoof your location la'
There's fuck all in Devon desu
Nicola Sturgeon thinks it's undemocratic that Scotland should be taken out of the EU against its will
But will take Scotland out of the UK against its will after Scotland voted to stay in the UK
What a lovely lass
>>62209708
mock mock location
any of the spoofing apps should work with it desu
pokemon go can detect you're mocking though without that module
>>62209678
>ate a roast and drank an ale
irony here
>>62209657
>>62209708
you need to root your phone first
>>62209763
no shit
hmm yes
detecting high levels of runt activity in this thread
I got a job in the UK. Also I have Aussie accent. Does anybody in Britain care about accent?
this thread is bare boring i can't belive you actually post in it day in day out
fuck man get some friends or a hobby or sometihng jesus
>>62209616
>Basing your politics on appearance
Third eye status: Sheeple
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767786
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767786
OI OI
ate a salad & some watermelon because im healthy haha ;)
>>62209736
Ta
Yeah, there's built in mock location detection in Android
>>62209763
No shit, if I was an unrooted pleb why would I ask about xposed jheez wasteman??
>>62209797
No, as-long as you have cheeky nandos with the lads it'll be fine m8
senpai das not me
>>62209712
if you had to choose between having sex with theresa may or nicola sturgeon who would you pick?
>>62209827
ye what i mean is that pokemon go can detect the built in mocking
this module makes it so it can't detect it
>>62209817
superb poll
>>62209712
Kinda want Scotland to go independent so they stop moaning and leeching money from us
But I know they'd be fucked without us and we have to help them just like hundreds of years ago when they went bankrupt trying to prop up colonies
Gonna go pleasure the ol dingaling
>>62209889
Sick senpai
>>62209817
>Dormers, Lisicki & Ribena
I would probably murder dormers if I had to see his gormless little mug all day
Lisicki is an annoying virgin bellend with shit bants
Ribena, where do I start
>SoA, Moly, PJC
SoA and PJC have annoying voices, would probably throttle them if they asked to borrow milk, Molyneux I just don't care about what he's got to say
>JG, LP & OJ
John and Owen would be relegated to the cuck sheds all day and we'd probably have a nice telly because of John's film and Youtube money , he could also introduce me to CARA
I'd be able to corrupt Laurie and shag her all day
>>62209929
also
turn your location to device only
and turn off bluetooth and wifi scanning too
>>62209946
>and turn off bluetooth and wifi scanning too
Both are off for battery purposes anyway
To spend all your money of a nuclear weapon for a war that won't happen is like spending all your money on insurance against alien abduction and then neglecting to insure your self against fire and theft
>>62209930
fucking kek
top post.
>>62209930
don't care
>>62208711
>how do i conceal my vast collection of disgusting pornography?
kek did some cleaning up of old backups on our lab group's NAS server and there was loads of filthy porn on one of the PhD student's space from three years ago.
bonus: she was female
gf told me she wants me to stir the paint
looked around the garage for a tin of paint for 20 minutes but can't find owt
the fuck is she on about?
>To spend all your money of a nuclear weapon for a war that won't happen is like spending all your money on insurance against alien abduction and then neglecting to insure your self against fire and theft
>>62209973
it was a shit post
going out farewell xx
anyone else actively avoid /brit/ while thailad is posting?
>>62209969
What's fire and theft in this laboured metaphor?
Will be Banishing anyone who disrespects me to the Shadow realm. look out
>>62209969
actually it's more like paying to ensure that alien abduction will not happen.
Learn something about strategic deterrence before you spout your meme opinions kiddo.
>>62210008
t. Dormers
fuck off rafi you miserable little scrote
>>62210031
you're trying too hard again
going to move to scotland, cant deal with the heat down here
>>62210027
>>62210015
was quoting Hitchens actually
>>62209930
>he could also introduce me to CARA
ah yes because meeting a woman who's been blacked more times than my sports direct mug and bandwaggons BLM/muslim solidarity nonsense is far more interesting than a conversation with the world's best known philosopher alive today
>>62210046
I know it may be a stretch for you to come up with bants that fiery but it really isn't difficult for me
now fuck off
>ah yes because meeting a woman who's been blacked more times than my sports direct mug and bandwaggons BLM/muslim solidarity nonsense is far more interesting than a conversation with the world's best known philosopher alive today
>Rafael Stone
you can't make this shit up
>>62210068
you're just proving what i said further
>>62210015
ground war
ravaging a box of heroes
If Pokemon Go weren't Pokemon it would literally be a 1/10 app
Constant, CONSTANT fucking freezing and glitching. I spend more time restarting the app than actually playing it
anyone posting grime is an 18 year old white kid trying too hard
>>62210130
There's another game that's the exact same thing but better, fully functional and not Pokemon
It makes fuck all
>>62209448
alri
>>62210148
called Callum?
>>62210093
and yet you keep crawling back for more
If i had to listen to Paul Joseph Watson speak every day I've neck myself.
the gf
i really really hate Dormers
Why would anyone want to look like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m0hGHFbHXU
what the fuck is a dormers
>>62210203
She looks like a moron
>>62210202
ANON we're OUT of MILK. Will YOU run to the SHOPS and get some MORE? ALSO can YOU pick me up a YORKIE please? the CHANGE is on THE COUNTER.
Cunt I called the police on for dealing hard shit fucking got away tonight lads. The police drove past the address I gave, perhaps because I gave the wrong type of car description, and he fucked off not long after.
Before he left he briefly shined a torch light towards the windows of my place and the place next door, so I reckon I'm a suspect. Sweating harder than Thainonce in a daycare right now.
Me and my gf rate
>>62210224
to leave humantiy behind
snorting charlie while listening to charli lads
this song is literally harder than any grime """song""" in the last ten years tbqh
https://youtu.be/qfAqtFuGjWM
who /nevercaredforPokémon/ here?
>>62210280
that song is offensively bad
She's just some edgy slag with literally no musical talent.
dormers you are a fucking TWAT stop posting about yourself
need a gf with short dyed hair
>>62209969
There are few better ways to spend a country's money than getting nuclear weapons.
Without nuclear weapons you are essentially a hostage of powers which do have them.
Look at Ukraine, they gave up their nuclear weapons in the 90s in exchange for firm guarantees from other nuclear powers (including Russia) that their territorial integrity will be protected. Not worth the paper they were printed on.
>>62210257
my mate fingered her outside a pokecentre in Viridian city once
>>62210245
rat
>>62210245
Snitches get stitches , get gud
>32C projected for Tuesday
Jesus fuck no
>that song is offensively bad
>She's just some edgy slag with literally no musical talent.
>>62210311
fuck off jermaine
>>62210227
some stunted little rodent that screenshots /brit/ posts for reddit.
only way i could hate myself more is if i worked retail
>>62210354
just wrote an article
>named after a fucking ninja turtle
>the city of Dormers
>>62210338
>>62210340
Not having that shit happen in front of my place.
>>62210383
>Why haven't millenials fallen for De Beers' marketing shite?
>>62210280
>gif
would be a 10/10 post with a webm
>>62210311
delet
>>62210383
because it's a good day if I can afford a McChicken
>>62210383
worthless stones
>>62208486
>30*
fucking weak
Tuned into classic FM and its playing Minecraft music, fucking hell lad
>>62210414
you soil dwelling helminth
starting to believe david icke is pretty much correct about everything
>he isn't stacking up on gold right now
Enjoy not being prepared when the apocalypse comes
>>62210484
no regrats
hope they eventually catch up to the cunt
culture is a sewer
just got some reasonably positive ratings on /fa/
What's the best brand of chips to buy lads?
why can i only catch fucking drowzees
>don't know how you have so few subs compared to views
>also where did you meet your gf?
>>62210564
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
I shall soon stomp you all out of existence
Listening to the Katawa Shoujo soundtrack again
>tfw no differently-abled gf
