korean pop edition
My shitty bics have ran out of gas now I'm stuck using a zippo to light bowls.
It's like brain surgery trying to get the whole thing lit.
Not a fan
lame edition, lacking creativity
>>62163053
Degenerate runt. Fill yourself up with fumes to make life go by faster. Pathetic. Worm. Utterly and forever below a real man.
Business idea: Put manga stickers on your English car.
A fan
>you now remember your nintendog
You know what I think I might do today?
I think I might go down the cafe and see if any qts walk past.
>>62163096
oh my god I haven't fed her in years, hope she's okay
druggies out
>>62163113
dumbest shit I've read all day
In this sense, the theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property
>>62163096
What is a Nin-ten-dog?
>>62163113
tomogatchi
love it when autists get mad at me being a quasi-normie
>>62163150
Pokemon is a gay haha
>>62163148
>you're not the one facing the setback
neither are the poor workers, pretty much all studies show only a tiny effect on their employment and wages
>family for instance matters a lot more to me than money does
good for you but that's irrelevant to this
>>62163143
Because Seven-Eight-Cat hahaha
Daily reminder that this guy was all over BBC Radio 1 back in the year 2000.
>>62163192
hahaha
Wonder how the public would react if there was a coup just to remove the royal family
making me feel a bit sick really
>>62163136
>dumb
FOY
Jeeves hasn't brought me my morning tea yet lads
NOT HAPPY
>>62163207
Can't believe I took that guys advice
>do it all for the nookie
>get no nookie
Feel absolutely gypped ngl.
>>62163207
>you now remember that tim westwood was evolved in a drive by shooting
had a revolution last night
Is the coup dead
>>62163305
clockwise or counter-clockwise?
good morning
>>62163299
What did he evolve into?
>>62163299
>evolved
>>62163331
topwise
>>62163329
Turkey is kill
>>62163207
i unironically bough his record in 1999
>>62163340
>>62163331
>counter-clockwise
Fuck off yank
Some cunts car just backfired like 20 times in a row outside
Or a military coup is occurring, idk
>>62163329
Never knew what anyone meant when they said "It's like Turkey voting for Christmas" until today
>>62163190
There's not an infinite supply of jobs to go around, in fact there will be fewer and fewer as automation takes over
And valuing things other than money isn't irrelevant at all as people feel strong ties to their nation because their ancestors built it and they'll be damned if they see it crumble under the weight of millions of poor foreigners
The only people who benefit from mass migration are the rich because it gives them access to cheap and expendable labor and GDP itself is quite meaningless when the average person lives in squalor
Just look at China and India which are near the top in total economic output yet the average person there lives like an animal
Now let's examine why this is
This is because there is not enough I go around for everyone
>>62163374
you posted this in the last thread
so girl said about a party "yeah everyones bringing their boyfriends and girlfriends...."
what does this mean lads haha im autistic
>>62163383
Then I looked at my snapchat story for 6 minutes, checked clover again and no new posts were made so I realised there was a new thread then
![11427377756011647053[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I67fG22.jpg "11427377756011647053[1].jpg")
>tfw a girl matched with me on tinder for the first time last night
pic related, it's her
>>62163402
She's telling you she doesn't want you there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_pretenders#Europe
interesting stuff
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.
>>62163412
>her
>>62163412
Disgusts me to admit that I probably would.
Amazon parcel is out for delivery for the 3rd time this week, I'm actually gonna be in this time lmao
on the block with all my chains on
on the block with all my rings on
>>62163412
looks like
>>62163419
nah she invited me on fb lol
>>62163423
>Franz, Duke of Bavaria
Hmmm
what would you think if I sang out of tune?
>>62163442
i don't. my calves are really skinny and i have hairy legs >_<
>>62163442
>tfw my balls always sag out of my shorts unless they're 3/4 length
Embarrassing desu, i dont get what the a peel is to be h
Fat bastard who's staying with me is snoring so loud I think the house is gonna come down. Didn't know this was possible.
>>62163382
>There's not an infinite supply of jobs to go around
That's nonsense. 200 years ago 90% of the country was employed in agriculture, now it's closer to 2%, yet we produce a lot more food and a lot more of everything else.
>Just look at China and India which are near the top in total economic output yet the average person there lives like an animal
The average person in China and India is a LOT better off today than 30 years ago thanks to globalisation. Yeah they don't all drive Ford Escorts and have three story houses but they don't live in squalor anymore either. Would you prefer if the 1-2 billion Chinese and Indians stayed below the poverty line?
>And valuing things other than money isn't irrelevant at all as people feel strong ties to their nation because their ancestors built it and they'll be damned if they see it crumble under the weight of millions of poor foreigners
It's a good thing free trade leaves us all better off then.
I am watching Jojo Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable episode 16
saw a filthy canuck rummaging through my yard last night. going to have to guard my maple trees extra good this fall. they're after my fucking syrup again
Can't stop only matching with fat girls
Fucks sake I'm gonna have to settle for one aren't I
I'm an oil man you see
Stormzy innit
>>62163579
I'd go for munters desu
I'd rather have a good body, good personality and butterface than whale
chubby is ok tho
>>62163563
god I hate this /wsg/ 'to be continued' meme
don't even know why really
>>62163579
Are you a fat bloke? A lot of the fat girls I know these days still reckon they deserve someone with the body of a rugby player.
DRAAAAAAINAGE
>>62163579
don't swipe right on them, and change your photos up so that you increase your chances of getting qt's.
if the UK tinder runs on the "get more matches" algorithm like the australian one does, you can use your match averages after a period to evaluate how you're doing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36814258
religion of piece
haha
>>62163602
95% of them aren't applied correctly.
>>62163615
No I'm pretty skinny
Just ginger and not amazing looking
man I miss abu hajaar
>>62163686
do you think he is still alive?
>>62163670
Tinder must be weird for women. If you're not a total hog you're basically guaranteed to match with basically every guy. You totally have your pick.
>>62163640
Hahaha
>>62163530
It's not nonsense at all it's stupid to think that jobs can just be created out of thin air especially with robots increasingly replacing human labor
India alone is home to 40% of the entire world's poor and China clearly ain't doing much better when factories have to install nets around their buildings to prevent workers from jumping to their deaths
Free trade is only good for those with expendable income, for the man who is at risk of losing his job to outsourcing it is an absolute nightmare
>overdrawn
WHY DID YOU TAKE PAYMENT EARLY THIS MONTH
REEEOOORRRRIEIROEI
>>62163708
True desu, swipe right until I use up all my likes and get like 1 or 2 matches out of that
>>62163707
confirmed dead, how could someone so inept not be
>>62163720
>India alone is home to 40% of the entire world's poor and China clearly ain't doing much better when factories have to install nets around their buildings to prevent workers from jumping to their deaths
wrong
<--------
>Free trade is only good for those with expendable income, for the man who is at risk of losing his job to outsourcing it is an absolute nightmare
again, factually wrong. You're making a lot of assertions, but they are not arguments.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u w x y z
52 mins to drive across Devon lads glad I'm out of that shithole
>>62163744
maybe he just keeps getting his comrades killed while making it out alive
>>62163779
didnt even read it all to check if you missed a letter out
>>62163779
Ahaha!!!?
>>62163632
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36814258
her own fucking brother ffs what is wrong with these mentalists
>>62163779
anyohaseyo kim lad haha alri
Cunt mate who said he'd only be here a couple days just asked if he could stay another week, been here one and a half already. Said it with a completely straight face too, I'd be fucking ashamed.
>>62163833
just tell him to FUCK OFF
just pissed and like the 1st second of my pee stream was incredibly cloudy, even clouded up the water.
wtf is this?
>>62163808
>>62163810
>>62163820
ㄱㄴㄷㄹㅁㅂㅅㅇㅈㅊㅋㅌㅍㅎ
>>62163833
is he homeless
>>62163769
That graph shows nothing other than a decrease in worldwide poverty, says nothing about poverty in any specific country or what the cause in that decrease of poverty is
Could be anything from free trade to trade protectionism
South Korea was a Third World country until they nationalized their steel industry and further bolstered heavy industry via trade protection
How is it factually wrong to bring up outsourcing?
Millions have lost their jobs to it
I'm not seeing any arguments from you other than "free trade is good because Chang and Pajeet can take Nigel's job"
>>62163833
This was a test, by saying yes he now has the foundation to bring STD-infested slags back to shag on your couch.
Congratulations, you're now officially a hostel
>>62163856
have you wanked recently?
it's a Saturday morning loud gardening tools episode
this is a repeat
Business Idea have a wank in every English county
>do a poo
>have a wank
>>62163857
너 보단 내가 더 커 haha
Is it time to watch Pokemon on SMTV Live yet?
I've been up since 6am
>>62163858
No he got a job in my city and said he wanted to stay in my place a few days before he moves into his own flat.
What he didn't tell me was he hadn't actually looked for one before arriving and now he has found one he's dragging his feet to actually getting it. Waiting for people to call him instead of him calling them.
Never letting a mate stay in my house for more than one night again.
>>62163874
no, really threw me off desu
hope im not dying
doing a cry
>>62163938
kill him
>>62163925
그래 알았어 넌 몇 살이야? 1살?
In Somerset lads
Bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODYMBFKYpFI
Choon
>>62163861
>I'm not seeing any arguments from you other than "free trade is good because Chang and Pajeet can take Nigel's job"
If Dave in Manchester can do a better job than Dave in Newcastle, should the government step in and prevent Dave in Manchester from taking the job?
At Taunton Deane service station now. See if I can get some food
Talk to ye again
>>62163961
No idea what you're saying lad haha
Just copied some lyrics from a k-pop song
>>62163947
rip my son
>Instructions for soup just tells me to heat it without saying for how long
Ah yes. Very impressive
>get up and have a 5 minute shower
>we're sorry we missed you email has arrived
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF CUNTTTT
>>62163708
The problem with tinder is that there are 10 guys for every 1 girl on there
So basically the top 10% of women are equivalent to the top 1% of men
>>62164005
Until it's hot you fucking retard
>>62164005
Until it's hot, but not boiling
how shall I spend my day
>>62164002
>listening to k-pop
are you a grill?
>>62164022
No fucking shit its soup. It is strange for it not to give a time though
>>62164005
because you can tell pretty easily when it's hot you cretinous melt
>>62164005
you can eat it cold if you so desire
it's soup, you don't need to cook it, just heat it
>>62164062
>It is strange for it not to give a time though
Why?
>>62164042
Sniffing lines
feeling quite cheerful today
>>62164062
>So what's the problem?
>>62163992
That has nothing to do with free trade and according you there's an infinite supply of jobs out there so Dave can just have one of those
>>62164062
no it's no you spacktron
Nobody gives me any (You)s without my reddit flag
>>62164005
maybe you should just starve instead
>>62164062
Well it all depends how you heat it, what temperature you heat it at etc.
Doesn't fucking matter just put it in a one of them things that I can't remember the name of, the saucepans with the high sides and wait until it's bubbling and then turn it off
Got a potato here, I need to heat it. But for how long...?
>>62164104
sure sign your posts are shite
>>62164043
don't be so rude please
>>62164084
>>62164101
>>62164106
Feel a bit bullied just mentioning something odd about a soup tin that i hadnt noticed beofre
>>62164100
That has everything to do with free trade though
>so Dave can just have one of those
In the free market Dave gets a job that best matches his skills and productivity. You want him to be overpaid because you have some sort of sentimentality towards people called Dave.
>>62164104
When you use it, you only converse with the same 4 retards every day, without it you have to make decent posts to get replies
Reddit flags has actually killed /brit/
>>62164127
a pot?
>>62164129
anywhere between 4 minutes and an hour
business idea: state enforced homosexuality
i feel like i don't get any (You)s because i'm a yank
>>62164160
Yeah
Sounds fucking weird that desu
@62164169
FOY
>>62164169
got nothing against yanks desu
you gotta come provocative nigga
>>62164138
i'm not rude just dutch girls seemed to be sassy as hell also very tall
>>62164169
Partially yeah, people subconsciously tend to ignore people with the wrong flag, regular people ignore yanks, reddit faggers ignore people without reddit flags, etc.
>>62164153
>You want him to be overpaid because you have some sort of sentimentality towards people called Dave.
Complete non sequitur that I didn't even imply
Sorry that I foiled your canned response
According to you there's an infinite supply of jobs so there's plenty out there that best match Dave's skills
Alri lads
>match with a girl on tinder
>she deletes me
>we match again the next day
this is like the 4th or 5th time we've matched too
>>62164169
Institutionalised racism in action senpai
>>62164189
The earth is flat
THAAAAAIIII LAAAAD
>>62164247
Ignore the Danish nonce.
>>62164195
how tall are you then mate
would really like one of these watches but I struggle reading the blank ones
>>62164250
Message her and ask why
>>62164270
>when "ball earthers" try to tell you we don't fall off our planet because it spins too fast and is too big
The jews really pulled the blanket over their eyes.
>>62164295
that watch is pretty pretentious. you can tell it's really full of itself
Just went for my daily run, I tried pokemon go while running expecting to see a wild pokemon, I ran for 2.5 miles and didn't encounter a single pokemon. What the fuck? Do you have to go to designated areas?
>>62164293
1.77
Literally listening to a Chinese version of Rage Against The Machine lads
>>62164295
looks like a braun or mondaine rip off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdobS107uxU
Lads wtf
>>62164361
me on the left
>>62164361
Ah yes. Millennial retards making Web comics about how sad they are.
>>62164364
>chinks are wearing major league caps
chinks know nothing about baseball wtf?
>>62164295
get a little whiteboard pen and write the numbers on lad. then you can wipe a couple off, get used to that, then wipe a couple more. work your way up to reading a numberless watch sort of thing
im moving too fast gotta pour a 4
knee injury so no more squats or jogging for a week
might as well just got shitfaced and eat comfort food...what are you lads drinking?
>>62164390
memes are life
>>62164451
it's not even 11 in the morning yet lad so i'm drinking tea
new tool album this fall lads
Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lyin', find
The quickest muzzle, throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing
Together dream 'bout that crib with the Goodyear swing
On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever ever, forever ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong
>>62164451
it's almost 6am m8 i'm about to go to sleep after i have a wank
>>62164451
left over beer
it's becoming a habit haha
I'm such a 90s kid. Wish I could go back in time and wear a lime green shirt, baggy blue shorts and dye my hair bleach - then skateboard to a boombox blasting 311, The Offspring and Biohazard - get back home and re-watch VHS tapes of Ren and Stimpy episodes I taped whlist high, get high again (smoking a Bart Simpson bong) and watch them whilst drawing video game concept art for a game I made up in my head
>>62164432
>genuine advice on /brit/
thank you lad
Thoughts?
I just wanked to a video of a woman having her hair cut
I thought I'd worked all my weird shit out
apparently not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MikRS_EEGcQ
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please don't go
If you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me
No baby please don't go
>>62164527
She raises a fair point desu
am quite literally in the process of doing a poo lads
>£1.50 for a bus in london
fuck me
>>62164527
I've never said all lives matter and I never will
>>62164547
Me too
We're synchronised
HEY KOBE , TELL ME HOW MY ASH TASTE
Bataclan Hostages Tortured To Death By Muslims And Government Covered It Up To Protect Muslims
>Hostages had their balls cut off and stuffed in their mouth, their eyes gouged, their stomachs sliced open. The French government covered this up to protect the same muslims who danced in the street while these people died.
Original Article (in French): http://breizatao.com/2016/07/14/bataclan-testicules-coupees-et-mises-dans-la-bouche-decapitations-pour-proteger-les-musulmans-le-gouvernement-francais-censure-les-tortures-infligees-aux-victimes/
>>62164527
>apunkgrl
bet she doesn't listen to bad religion
>>62164527
BlackLivesOnlyMatter when a black is shot by a police officer
Dualit electric percolator > aeropress
>>62164527
refusing them access isn't giving them the death penalty
why do these libtards see everything in binary?
>>62164602
Scum
>>62164585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRB4faMU7o
>>62164602
The aeropress® Lobby will not be happy with this
> wake up this morning
> step on my cum rag getting out of bed
>>62163038
Koreans are pretty much the jews of Eastern part of the world
>>62164561
also doing a poo here
>>62164641
>not just eating your mess
Poo is a proper mucky one today
Stinks too
Might need to use the bidet, get the old rectum in for a valet
>>62164662
much prefer them to russians desu
>>62164706
>not just eating your mess
I see Big Erdo is still in charge. Life is good when you're watching Last Of The Summer Wine and drinking actimel
>>62164776
woulda been happy to see him gone
word around this thread is that you've got a fat cock?
London black taxi on the m4 toll in Wales aha what's he doing here lads xx
help
3 wanks and i've not got out of bed yet
>>62164818
420 lmao
Need to go to the NHS walk in, what are they like?
dad go away
>>62164794
Me too really. No doubt whoever planbed it has a few more tricks up his or her sleeve. Compo, Cleggy and Foggy are meeting Smiler at the top of the hill, wonder what adventure theyll get into this time?
what's the plan today lads? got a date with an actual girl this afternoon/evening. makes me need a poo thinking about it desu
>>62164920
FONT
Poleaboo is awake now and showered
weighed 161.75 lbs today, that seems to be my upper limit
warning protect ya neck kid !!!
>>62164920
my gf might be sleeping at my place tonight. nothing else to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvit1jnercw
how much weight could one lose in a month
Why the fuck does England have toll roads
Don't you pay taxes for that
>>62164920
going to go to sleep about 4-5pm
>>62164982
You could lose 75% of your body weight in about 30 seconds, just get a taliban to cut your head off.
>>62164920
When you first see her you will now imagine her doing a fat ogre shit.
When you first see her you will now imagine her doing a fat ogre shit.
When you first see her you will now imagine her doing a fat ogre shit.
Poos
>>62164982
you could become holocaust tier if you simply didn't eat for a month, might even die but I doubt it
>>62164982
Poleaboo lost 11 pounds over Ramadan
>>62165028
loos
>>62165017
FUCK YOU LAD FUCK YOU YOU JUST RUINED IT THERE WAS ANAL SEX ON THE CARDS AND YOU RUINED IT
Wesley Pegden just fixed a motorbike and also a car.
All seriousness how is it unusual to see a black cab in Wales
We have black cabs all over Scotland they're like he official ones or something
ummm lads
detecting some awfully racists posts itt
>>62165096
It's a London one with transport for london licence plates
I'm in South Wales not bloody London
>>62165082
*wews*
>>62165123
black cabs are the standard taxi you hail down here in liverpool
overpriced as fuck and the drivers are literally all cunts though so everyone just uses private firms
*does a fart and savors the scent*
mmm yes
nothing like the taste of my own brand
im so high that im holy
but im so cold and im lonely
araca
love are jesus desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP0J2eDPIjU
>>62165123
It's Stephen Fry on holiday.
>speeding
Please stop. We don't need innocent people dying because of you.
removing all my body hair lads
>wake up
>coup failed
oh well
probably won't be too much long until another big event in the world
>>62165174
Cornwall
>>62165174
Poleaboo is wondering if you too are trans?
>>62165174
photographs
>>62165174
Please be in Grimsby
Is the World of Warcraft movie worth a watch? Gets terrible reviews on rotten tomatoes.
Don't really get the Trump meme, 4 years ago he was a tv personality and now he's Hitler
>>62165201
only coup i care about is a good coupa tea ahah
>>62165174
did that when I was 17. felt quite good and comfy after that
>>62165254
lol
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