>Alien robots come to Earth and assert their control over humanity. They claim that they only want to observe humanity. They enforce a strict no one allowed outside rule. They implant humans with a device that alerts sentries to anyone who goes outside and if they refuse to comply they are destroyed. They also employ humans to be their proctors. One of these men is Robin Smythe. He tries to get Kate Flynn to be his wife but she still mourns her husband whom Smythe says died. But her son Sean, doesn't believe it. He sends messages out asking anyone who knows anything about his father to tell him. One day he and three young people are fooling around when they discover that they turned off their implant. That's when they go outside and someone answers Sean's message and tells him where his father is. So he goes out to find him But Smythe pursues him and brings his mother as leverage. And when the robots corner Sean he somehow manages to control them. So the Robots are curious why he can do that. So they tell Smythe to capture him.
sounds like a cracker
Just drove solo for the first time.
It's amazing how quickly the novelty wore off and I remembered how boring driving was.
Gonna try the motorway tomorrow and hope I don't die.
NEED a qt Korean/Japanese Anglophile gf t b h lads.
JUST
>Nicola Sturgeon bangs on about muh EU vote muh taking Scotland out of the EU against its will
>Will take Scotland out of the UK despite Scotland voting to stay
Sturgeon is undemocratic
>>62132725
where do you find these trashy films?
thailand lad is yaba hard 2 get in bkk?
>>62132685
>sunny
she has the best tities
FUCK
>>62132668
VERY bad post
arooo as they say
>>62132775
yify
>>62132796
what's drug culture like in thailand, unusual to see amphetamines around?
deep fried MINGE
>>62132816
yify in hell furfag
>>62132816
the Yifmeister does it again!
>>62132726
be safe lad. 7 out of 10 drivers are killed the first time they drive on the motorway
moving to laos
>>62132685
thought her elbow was a boob haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrakVtJe974
is it bad that i find this song absolutely incredible. it's fucking amazing, what a tune
the lyrics make it even better
>>62132832
>Korean
how do i find the hardcore celebrity sextapes
NEED to see maisie ravaged
>>62132826
some minges look like they've been deep fried 2bh ngl
>>62132825
Less prevalent than the UK, but if you're looking in the right places, you'll what you want. Just don't get stitched up.
>>62132726
Also if you want to see how fast your car will go, take it to a track, don't put other peoples lives in danger.
Cleaning the teeth
>>62132841
Do you mean 70% of people who die driving, or literally 70% of drivers?
>>62132879
FONT
>>62132816
V: 10
A: 10
>>62132870
>WSHH
kek
>>62132496
Would be a blast
What would happen if I poured a bit of alcohol up the gf's bum?
Think it'd be quite erotic to get her dressed up then put some up her and watch her squirm.
>left job three weeks ago
>done literally nothing since then
>except shitpost on /v/ and /co/
Is this it? Is this the 'life' NEET anons were telling me of?
Someone PLEASE post qt Japanese/Korean Anglophiles. PLEASE.
What's the point of having nukes if nobody will nuke ISIS
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Nerdy%20Nummies.swf
>>62132932
it would hurt quite a lot if you use hard liquor
>>62132932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema
That's a bad idea
>>62132909
the latter
>>62132989
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
>>62132969
>actually using /v/ and /co/
the fuck's wrong with you
MY
>>62132932
use a tampon soaked in alcohol she'll get wasted af haha
>>62132970
did the man who invented college go to college?
hm, okay then
>>62133013
In May 2004, a 58-year-old machine shop owner of Lake Jackson, Texas, died after his wife administered an alcohol enema of sherry. In total, the man consumed two large bottles of sherry, containing about three liters of the alcohol. He suffered from alcoholism and had difficulty ingesting alcohol orally because of a painful throat ailment. His wife was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide.[4] In August 2007, prosecutors dropped the charges due to insufficient evidence
>>62132970
>tfw getting yellow fever
>>62132986
>He's fine with collateral damage in the millions
Okay Truman, calm it down.
>>62132832
Atashi wa mondai giru
>>62133072
>pour two liters of alcohol in your husband rectum
>insufficient evidence for negligent homicide
wat
americucks btfo wahey
http://i.4cdn.org/f/The%20truth%20about%20USA.swf
https://youtu.be/X_wFLktd2JA this tune is killing me lads
Think I want to live in France one day, somewhere cosy in the South.
Should probably think about learning French, huh.
Jesus made me feel guilty woaaaaah
/brit/? more like /poop/ haha
Sister, her friend and my sister's boyfriend went to find pokemon on pokemon Go, thank God I can now stand up.
>>62133153
so are trucks
Also what's the noral revs you should be at when steady at 30mph
In the lessons it was under 2k, but to get that in this car I need to be in 4th which seems mental
>>62133153
all these songs sound the exact same
>There are terror attacks in Iraq all the time
>There are terror attacks in Lebanon all the time
>There are terror attacks in Turkey all the time
>There are terror attacks in France all the time
Is France a middle eastern country now?
post more kpop please!
>>62132668
Mystic are fucking useless in my area I picked the wrong team
>>62133169
Take pictures you fag
>>62133211
France is an Algerian colony
>>62133236
I'm in the fucking Wild West, gyms change hands every ten mins.
off to wagecuck for the night lads
*dons trillby and leaves house*
dog
>>62133166
Why aren't you just part of Romania?
CHOON
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bM7SZ5SBzyY
>>62133249
She would have noticed if I had started taking pictures of her underwear.
>>62133072
>spends his whole working life operating machines that could rip a human body apart is a second
>dies from having alcohol poured up his arse
>>62133268
very cucky
>>62133270
is that the SS + gomad guy? lmao
>>62133142
the most redddit performance ive ever seen.
how do i dump a spitter flame in my 1.2 corsa?
>>62133277
sounds like every other tune on that suicide sheep channel
>>62133280
Say a pokeman was there. This is how it starts in porn films
http://www.topgear.com/videos/chris-harris-drives/chris-harris-drives-ferrari-f12tdf
crazy car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI61f8G8u1k
>>62133277
Bruce mate! sick one
>>62133305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y32TLi-FXrg
>>62133342
My phone is too shit to have Pokemon Go otherwise I would already have it.
First person killed by the terrorist was a Muslim
What do we make of that eh lads
>tfw in love
delicious chocolate milk
>>62133382
I guess Islam is an equal opportunities murder cult
>>62133387
Love has to be mutual mate
>>62133387
sorry to hear that
thai gf sent me another pic lads
shes actually really qt desu
don't know how i'm pulling this off
>see people walking round town in groups staring at their phones (pokemon)
>90% overweight/underweight, poorly dressed adult men
Bin yourselves
>>62133387
With the coco?
>>62133372
3310?
>>62133387
>tfw never been in love
>>62133387
If she's not, it's actually lust.
>>62133450
Post 'em then
>>62133450
yeah, but does she has dark nipples?
>>62133437
This guy dead yet? Last I heard he got shot at whilst in a neighbourhood.
found out today that the work i do gets charged to clients at £700 per day
don't earn anywhere near that lmao this is why i hate working, it's just making other people rich
Unpopular opinion: Oasis were never good
>>62133457
got it for the low low
>>62133492
have*
>>62133437
no it doesn't you prawn
>>62133450
Post pics
If /brit/ was in a room and anything requested would appear, what would we have?
I'll start:
>consoles
>unlimited drinks and acceptable drugs
>>62133511
why don't you make your own rival business then and undercut them?
islamophobes and right-wing racists btfo
>>62133514
Muse are overrated
>>62133437
its mutual mate
>>62133482
she is too
>>62133457
cut it is kinda better
21 savage and metro boomin - savage mode
>>62133568
wouldn't be able to pull in the clients they can tbf
>>62133575
muse are fucking shit always have been
even origin of symmetry is fucking shit
same applies to coldplay
>>62133450
unironically have a date with a thai ladyboy on friday, met her on tinder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThvspSnCbA0
>>62133645
don't care
>>62133601
SLAUGHTER YA DAUGHTER
>>62133570
The guy clearly identified as a muslim though. His cousin is just saying "you aint no muslim bruv" in typical No True Scotsman fashion.
>>62133604
well then stop complaining and do your bloody job then you are easily replaceable
>>62133562
a gf
>>62133562
UNLIMITED SLAGS
You guys remember when the EU started importing a bunch of young adult male Muslims from "Syria" that weren't actually from Syria and loads of people protested against it but the governments did it anyway? They swore up and down Muslims didn't want to kill the people in the host countries. Remember that? ALSO remember when everyone was pushing for tighter gun control in the US trying to prevent sick people from killing loads of people in one go and laughed when their opposition claimed you could do the same thing with a truck if you really wanted to?
Now look where we are famalam. How 'bout that shit?
>>62133647
stupid gatto
>>62133570
>moved into a shabby flat in Abattoirs, a northern suburb of Nice
What an awful name for a suburbit.
>>62133596
>she is too
But not with you?
>>62133562
korean gfs
>>62133647
intelligent gatto
>>62133528
BAKIN SODA
>>62133562
Soundsystem
>>62133675
>you are easily replaceable
i'm not really desu, that's why the work we do is so highly charged
>>62133664
wasn't talking to you, you utter germ
>>62133735
Don't actually consider this girl all that desu
>>62133708
how dear
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE
JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART
>>62133562
happiness
>>62133201
If the road is flat, I'll do 30 in 6th which puts my revs at under 1.5k and I still have some well available if I need some welly
>>62133778
can't hear a thing
Depressed Iceland poster is best poster
might play european truck simulator
>>62133732
with me yes
>>62133806
RIPE
I
P
E
>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>feel empty and unfulfilled inside
>>62133774
© Miramax Films 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I
>>62133830
I want to play it but I don't think my wheel fits on my new desk and my desk is already too crowded
>>62133550
pussy slave
People think I'm cold and emotionless but I melt into a sensitive puddle of feelings whenever anyone shows the slightest bit of kindness to me.
How do I fix this?
>>62133888
might play the new ISIS expansion pack
>>62133806
holy fuc
gulp
just like that yessss
>>62133907
Never reveal anything. Stay cold. People perceive feelings as weakness.
quite a good song tbhwyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1QOFBNRWs
>>62133907
>always stoic and neutral when life isnt going well
>someone puts his hand on my shoulder
>tears start dripping
How do I ask a girl out?
posting a picture
>>62133907
fuck up cunt
>Buddhists destroying mosques in fucking Burma over the attack Nice
Top kek, my actual sides
What a fucked up world
>>62133806
where did that mexican or italian poster go?
"ohhhh my dick"
/brit/ meetup when senpaitachi?
cuckolding my best mate
>>62133983
source?
>>62133969
Ask to go out somewhere with her, improve your relation with her. Or if you think she definitely interested in you, then just straight up tell her mate.
>>62133983
you know shit about to go down when buddhists get mad ya know what i'm saying haha
upvote this post
I have a house we could use for a house party in London. Would anyone come?
You know what else I find interesting? People will allow these atrocities to be committed in their communities with no real form of retaliation. Rather than attempting to cleanse their communities of the people that could do this or something similar again, they'll just continue like nothing happened.
>>62133894
i don't see how a virgin can be slave to the vaginal jew
>>62134002
We have them all the time, just that no-one invites you.
>>62134002
It would be extremely painful
>tfw the etiz starts to kick in
>>62134002
don't think I would go to one after what happened last time
>>62133983
Always liked those lads, I'm fine with Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists.. I just don't like Muslims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21pOTmxj_zY
>>62134039
retweeted
playing shit music loudly and annoying the other cunts in my building
Doing a drink of poo
>>62134052
yes
I wish this had a happy ending.
I wish we had heroes, real life heroes with great power to save us and guide us. A god that helped, and preformed miracles to improve our lives
But instead we're born into this shit warhammer tier world where only the lucky get anywhere :(''''''''
>>62133983
based myanmar. they have a long history of persecuting muslims, mainly because they think the ideology is violent and disrupts peace.
>mfw i was in charleston 3 days after the shooting, was due in brussels 3 days after the bomb (cancelled that), and was in Nice 6 weeks ago
>>62134082
nobody in the world likes muslims
every single one of them is a terrorist and a cunt
>>62134052
Depends, would there be any girls there, or would we all just end up going out and getting shit faced
>>62134002
last friday
>>62134002
One week ago exactly
going to have a wank to riley mason
>>62134052
Ye
>>62134119
didn't watch a single frame of this post
>>62134119
Forgot my volume was on full. That hurt lad.
there is a fugitive in the thread
if it wasnt for hobbies and some people i would have kms already
>>62134032
That leaves me stumped.
might go to greggs in a bit
only have a tenner on me though can't buy that much
*pants heavily*
haha hows it going lids
*puts on a wig and glasses*
don't mind me
*stick a fake mustach under my nose*
nothing to see haha
What do you think of Trump's new logo?
>>62134224
Same for a good proportion of the population
>>62134132
I can get a Korean girl to come so I could probably get her friends to come. It would be the most autistic thing in history
>>62134241
*calls you a racist*
>>62134251
That is edited.
>>62134248
are u a girl
if so will u be my gf
diners ready
>>62134241
FOB
>>62134185
i bet it's one of these posters
>>62134224
>>62134235
>>62134248
>>62134281
>>62134251
Wee bit swastika-y innit
Business Idea: single-handedly resurrect the british manufacturing empire
>>62134332
all me
note to self: use sunscreen. outdoor work is turning me the wrong colour
this sort of incident reminds me of a zoo animal suddenly going crazy.
once sent this message to a girl
>im rib fucker master of the bone zone
hmm
>>62134332
>>62134350
all me
>>62134363
>im rib fucker master of the bone zone
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine
Business Idea: just sit here and do nothing until everything sorts itself out
>>62134363
Don't get it
>>62134360
>getting a sun tan in Iceland
>>62134342
What would you manufacture?
RIP
>>62134441
Personalised GFs
>>62134116
>implying that there arent heroes out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCC8tjrXYE8
crusade and u will go to heaven
>>62134441
anti-muslim spray
>>62134405
Thanks!
>>62134457
who that
Quite want a weird French girlfriend lads.
>>62134437
weather has been uncharacteristically good lately
>>62134418
Winchester?
Step one in master plan has gone into effect:
Sent her a friend request on facebook.
>>62134483
Nice victims
I caught a Rhyhorn in the park lads!
i don't think we appreciated t-pain as much as we should've
>>62134405
morrissey is a heartless bastard
>Asked the Chuckle Brothers a question on reddit and they answered
Pretty much made my day, and I can't tell my IRL friends.
>>62134502
Careful, this is how Poleaboo's story started
>>62134494
shes lesbian and ugly
and like 150cm tall
>>62134532
What did he do to mess up?
>>62134511
caught one last night. level 201 quite happy with that, it's my strongest at the moment so i need to step it up
>>62134522
is he dead?
>>62134534
>150cm tall
That's perfect you homo
>>62134547
Hid a camera in her bathroom then posted videos of her shitting on 4chan
>>62134505
yeah they are pretty cute
>>62134534
>150cm tall
>A negative
Pick one.
Having a little listen of this.
>>62134561
okay you manlet
>>62134547
pissed in her ribena
getting my daily dose of BuzzFeed and Democracy Now
>>62134555
Mine is 435
Just wondering though how the fuck are we meant to evolve rare ones?? How do we get the candy?
>mfw President Corbyn is elected for his sixty-eighth term with 104% of the vote
>>62134511
Nearly caught a Growlithe that was hanging out on the riverbank earlier but I lost connection. :c
Anons take my advice, never let a friend stay with you in your house/flat for any period of time that isn't totally defined before hand because otherwise it's an absolute pain in the cock to get rid of them.
>>62134597
DO NOT TEST ME
DO NOT TEST MY RAGE
I CAN UNLEASH A WRATH OF FURY UPON YOU
Wouldn't date a girl under 170cm to be honest lads
>>62134614
Eggs. You have to hatch those motherfuckers and pray because eggs drop a load of candies as well as XP
2km eggs can give shit like weedles and pidgeys, but they also give starter mons
imagine being from roll country
>>62134571
>>62134598
Both of these sound like lies but I have seen people here talking about a person they call ribena.
>>62134511
got me a motherfucking pidgey
this literally can't be prevented
Just did 500g of paracetamol, can't do this anymore
