Kev Revival Edicion speciale
do you love yourself
korean pop
>>62079374
>Edicion speciale
FOY!
Should I pay £25 to vote Corbyn? I want to make sure Labour stay unelectable
>>62079374
Amazing edition
applying for Conservative party membership
they're based again now, and UKIP is now a dead meme
So bored
So bored
I hope he keeps it going into this thread
Applying for Plaid Cymru membership even though I'm English lads.
Only costs £2.50 to join and you get a free pen.
https://youtu.be/Vt9mK5jM7a8?t=623
>sunny
>sunnyshine the dentist
getting place ready for the annual home inspection, lads
>joys of living in a home which is part of the city's historic district
>>62079481
>Only costs £2.50 to join and you get a free pen.
are you pretending to be a moron?
tinder conversation starters lads?
b tru 2 urself
Need a Jenna Haze gf
just been to the clinic, managed to get myself fucking herpes
if there's any lesson to be learned, it's to never tongue the bumholes of gook one night stands
*googles "porn" 1 million times to skew the statistics*
>>62079497
seems awfully unamerican
>>62079481
>you get a free pen
And a sheep to put in it?
>>62079528
Jus b urself
>>62079535
your porn star taste is shocking
through to second phase of interview
yessss
>>62079528
Are you an archaeologist
Didn't read lol
>>62079535
Back wanking over this price of shit cumdump, tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls.just look at the comments about her how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes .you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU
>>62079497
Historic district?
I have lived in houses older than your country.
there's nothing worse than a muh heritage german-american
>>62079535
I want to fuck Jenna's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasing face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.
I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.
I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.
Only through hardships do we strengthen
>>62079557
>awfully unamerican
many cities here care about how houses look and if they meet safety standards. the place i live in was built in 1902
>>62079640
that is laughable m8
>>62079633
>watching Goodfellas
>yanks claiming they're an Irishman when they're a yank
>yanks claiming they're Italian when they're yanks
got a hard willy
>>62079686
Who gave you permission?
pokemon go is more popular than porn
>>62079640
>1902
toplel, my house is older than that
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored
>>62079680
To be fair, some of the characters in Goodfellas were actually from their country of origin, Henry's Dad for example.
>>62079633
The Irish muh heritage ones are the worst because they armed, funded and to this day harbour ira terrorists.
They have a lot of blood on their hands.
>>62079414
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-leadership-contest-vote-jeremy-corbyn-new-members-momentum-vote-avoid-paying-25-fee-a7133851.html
Just pretend to be gay or black
>>62079589
And what does a patrician like yourself like?
>>62079626
>>62079636
o-okay
Any lads fancy going on a spontaneous manly month long trek through Tibet??
Won't be too gay and will definitely be life changing.
>>62079390
Yes,new pics of this cumdump. I'm jerking to this worthless,stupid toilet trash again. you fucking whore I'm gonna blow over your whoring body tart. You cockwhore,you take loads of cock you slag,here it comes bitch in your hair you slag.
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
>>62079813
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
Currently trying to fatten up my gf so that she has a nice fat arse like pic related, I've already got her taking contraception pills and I'm plying her with sugary treats late at night so that her metabolism slows down.
>>62079783
I'm jerking to this worthless,stupid toilet trash again. jenna you fucking whore I'm gonna blow over your whoring body tart. You cockwhore,you take loads of cock you slag,here it comes bitch in your hair you slag.
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss covered mess
>>62079815
change of tactics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
absurdly massive choon
I'm 5'6 and built like a girl
confident I could heem anyone ITT
wish i was french lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVtBiZBW2dk
No idea why I thought it was a good idea to just do a dab of mdma
>>62079813
yes desu
>>62079813
yeah go on then
>>62079880
t. Jimmy Wong
>>62079389
Loving myself leads to make me be conceited.
Being conceited is BAD especially in christian socialites, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w
Banger
Going to watch kev play next time hes at the ice bowl
What do brits think of Theresa M(ayyy)?
>>62079929
take pics
>>62079874
cringe
>>62079937
literally who
>>62079880
t. crocodile chung ching
>>62079895
ugh the first thing i would do to this fucking whore is spit a greener right on her face to break the bitch down then i would let my aslastions take urns on here fucking whore whore whore
>>62079916
>christian socialites
people are christian in name only
this would be true 1000 years ago
>BBC political editor makes a video report on Corbyn that was less than 100% complimentary
>Corbyn supporters flip out and hiss at her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3RlP6lDg2s
Why are Corbyn supporters so childish?
>>62079937
her speech was actually quite good and I have more appreciation for her than I did before
>>62079957
reddit.
>>62079988
100% of Corbyn supporters are still children, at least mentally.
>>62079988
because they're students
>>62079985
They don't believe even in God!?
>>62080031
yes, most of the nigger pop listeners use reddit, what's the problem?
>>62079854
****BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP****
oh sorry anon, didn't see you there
tummy muscles are sore because i did lots of sit ups and stuff yesterday so i can be muscly
>>62080077
not an argument
>>62079895
this little rat eyed slut would be made to gag on my long veiny cock while she chokes and pukes up on my balls
she'd take a good load down her throat and cough it up for me then eat it again like the animal she is
>>62079988
Most Corbyn supporters are champagne socialists who haven't worked a real day's work in their lives.
I want an Irish girl with a thick arse to sit on me and repeatedly fart all over me.
>>62079975
CALM DOWN LAD
>>62079908
>>62079966
wouldn't dare say that to my face
>>62080093
do squats instead x
>>62080107
not arguing
>>62080137
Wew lad
>>62080154
I'm 6ft 4" and I go to the boxing gym every week, pipe down lad
need a sudowoodo bf
should I talk to this fat girl, make her my gf, and then get her to loose weight if she has a nice face?
i have never had a gf and I am a relatively good looking and fit guy
>>62080211
>and I am a relatively good looking and fit guy
Then what is stopping you from getting a normal sized gf?
>>62080158
for tummy muscles?
>>62080194
you'd be dead within 20 seconds and that's a guarantee
>>62080211
>never had a gf but I'm good looking
That's not how the world works. You're worse looking than you think.
>>62080211
worth a shot
>>62080231
>He also has not one picture on his fb.
that's the point
how he can he be meme'ified if there's no pics of him
>>62080244
social retardation
>>62080231
What else was discovered?
Normally I would be sympathetic but since he's a kpop autist...
>>62080251
kek you're a funny one
>>62080122
Erm no. The Blairites are the champagne socialists, fella.
>>62080260
>That's not how the world works
yes it is
if youre a guy you have to be the one to ask the girl out. stop talking him down
>tfw too beta to go to the pokemon gym round the corner
>>62080231
not really bothered desu
>>62080267
Call his place of work. Post his CV for a laugh.
give me your best one liner lads x
>>62080231
Don't remember this
matty LU6 1LZ
parent CV11 4TG
>>62080278
Then work on that first. Even the fat girl will get tired of you after a few weeks if you can't function properly in social situations.
>>62080302
Fuck of Matty boy.
>>62080292
All 4 of them
>>62079864
kden
are the yanks raiding or are they just sad enough to post here on their own?
>>62080347
All four Blairites?
I swear somebody is going to get penetrated if they don't shut the fuck up
>>62080363
helloo newcunt
brit on vacation here
>>62080308
Happened yesterday. He uploaded a pic of his dual monitors at work. One screen he said was "binning" a resume cause he hates Uni students. His other screen was kpop.
Name was Matthew ludton or something like that.
He deleted his fb and reported everyone and janny banned everyone v
>>62080292
Then how come every single person I see on facebook who supports Corbyn is a middle class ponce?
When you say Blairites I think you're referring to the politicians in Westminster, which is different.
>>62079755
>terrorists
nice mem
>criticise Corbyn
>'u are a tory'
>>62080403
>vacation
foy
>>62080397
Well this thread has just got exciting.
>>62080318
he would have a 2 hour commute if he lived there
>>62080411
It's matthew ludford
>>62080471
nah angryboy is angry. happens a lot. its the only thing he knows how to use for expression.
>>62080425
Confirmation bias, mate.
Do you know what a champagne socialist actually is?
>>62080465
>not knowing this gimmick
walk on reddit
>>62080411
>>62080481
you're both idiots
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Tory party is for grown ups, and Labour is for the yoof, the working class and hippies?
Matthew ludford.
Call center manager
Birmingham city Uni
All Facebook pics are of anime and 4chan memes.
>its another birt """"doxxing""""
you realise you're being memed
>>62080548
check the archive. it is genuine
>>62080506
Yes I do, unfortunately I have to mingle with them on a regular basis and bite my tongue at their hypocritical bollocks all the time.
>>62080526
alri Matt
>>62080536
Yes
>>62080389
that's about how many there is left
>>62080526
Hey Matty boy.
>>62080548
I called his place of work and they said they did have a Matthew ludford so...
>>62080540
you're wrong on three of those
>>62080587
doubt it, what company was it?
>living anywhere outside of london
ahahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N2AlpxRY9c
>>62080536
not really, grown ups implies all adults and plenty of tory MPs themselves are retarded let alone the members. labour has plenty of middle aged middle income people on its books, nurses, union members and whatnot but has its own share of tards.
>>62080478
Probably works at a different call centre which he hasnt added on his fb
the one on his fb was probably when he was living with mum and dad
matt? more like k-pop twat
Alright fuck off with the doxxing /b/ tier shit. No pics makes it a boring gimmick.
>>62080616
how about check the archive you twat
>>62080628
tell me the difference between twat and twitter
>>62080666
link archive
>>62080616
how can he be wrong when he disabled his fb?
http://archive.is/rvf7z
https://www.fb.com/mattludford/about
>>62080678
one is a slang word for vagina and the other is a social media website
>>62080678
one is the object, the other the process.
>>62080664
nice proxy, mathew
>>62080689
>Nathan
haha le doxxed xDD
>>62080664
alri matt
what did Kojima mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w1nshKehd8
Please report any doxxing.
posting a person's private details is immoral and un-christian
this is a christian country get out
Hi guys
How are you?
(Should I visit Cardiff or Aberdeen?)
What does it feel like to cum on a girl's face?
>>62080758
why would you want to visit either of those places
>>62080765
for the girl?
>>62080620
>grown ups implies all adults
That's the point though, there are many adults who don't grow up and basically behave like teenagers until they reach their mid thirties.
>>62080758
so use to irish chatting shit in here i almost told you to fuck off paddy
dont go to either go to london
anywhere else is a pointless wasteland
>>62080758
Neither inshallah.
>>62080758
stop by grimsby instead
>>62080758
visit beachy head and jump off
>>62080765
conquista
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745724/
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10745724/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745724/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745724/
IMPORTANT POLL
>>62079374
oh my god what happened
>>62080765
If they enjoy it it's pretty satisfying. It's a primal thing, like when a cat marks it's territory.
Just got called a bus wanker by a 12 year old in his dad's 2 seater with the roof down
>>62080853
kev reached the end of the line
>>62080837
everyone is an extremist now-a-days
>>62080914
bus wanker loves to ride the bus
>>62080914
Haha poor
>>62080773
I don't know, a parent of mine who has lived in London for 25 years recommended Aberdenn, but I don't know...
Is it true that teenagers are robbed even in school, and that you have to be careful about which school you enlist to, because of bullism? My cousin lives in London and had a knife pointed when he was 10.
>>62080853
Forgot to take the tablets
>>62080937
>>62080974
I pay £65 a month for this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62080976
probably because he was a gay cunt like you
What does it feel like to toss on a girl's boobies
should i download and play pokemon go lads
>>62079414
>unelectable
epic meme
>>62080837
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10745724/
5
>>62080790
>That's the point though, there are many adults who don't grow up and basically behave like teenagers until they reach their mid thirties.
Thats normal, growing up as a thing ends about 38 for most people give or take a few years. You know when it happens because your brain starts thinking very differently over a period of years.
>>62081018
no
you'll crash the porn market
just had a muffin :>
>>62081083
>you'll crash the porn market
how
>>62081083
this desu
>>62081111
who
>>62080976
schools in London can be pretty sketchy, black teenagers love to stab eachother
you should go to Aberdeen then Edinburgh
>>62081105
I'll have your muffin if you're not careful, sunshine
>>62081105
what flavour?
>>62081125
pokemon go is currently more googled than porn, pretty amazing desu
>>62081105
DISGUSTING
>>62081170
chocolate. was greggs
>Karren Brady as new culture secretary
Just what
got called nigger in greggs
Doing a struggle
Carpet mucher here ama
this pole is relevant to the nations interest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745784
Scared Im gonna end up like Tim
>>62081236
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10745784
2
>le corbyn supporters are students
>le corbyn supporters have never worked a day in their life
>le corbyn is unelectable
Oh the desperation to sound like a grown up. You're going through your phase when you're insecure in yourself and you think you have to show that you *understand the REAL world* and you have responsibilities and such, so you dismiss anything that isn't Conservative.
It's so sad. And hilarious at the same time.
>mfw I knew cabinet has a lot of meanings
why does it have such a lot of meanings
very confusing
>>62081186
It's not like people just google porn though
>Tory divide over Europe finally resolved after 30+ years
>Labour in chaos, in danger of splitting
>UKIP now irrelevant, Farage has quit
>Lib Dems reduced to a handful of MPs, will likely never be in government again
>Brexit is actually fucking happening
What a time to be alive lads
Got called bender in Grindr today.
>>62081278
they do though
>>62081267
bad day at school?
t. never a gamer or a pokeboo installed pokemon go
>>62081287
100 years of Tory rule imminent
pls tell me someone saved matt's desk pic
le
>>62081267
doing a howl to this post
imagining it is a died hair hipster faggot with glasses
>>62081278
except they do
there is literally absolutely nothing wrong with the overall premise and message of black lives matter
it's the radicals and crazy people who are vocally associated with the movement who are the problem
but the overall idea of black lives matter is perfectly good and not racist towards any race at all
>>62081321
A yank did.
>>62081292
That's retarded, they look up things like "Mia Malkova rough anal", not just "porn"
>>62081302
Yes. I'm in school. And you're a responsible adult who knows everything about the world. I'm poor and I've never worked a day in my life. While you are experienced and understand it all.
Well done lad.
>>62081205
Her daughter is a top fucking slag, and I know this from experience
>>62081319
as it should be
>>62081267
>hissssssssss
>>62081339
dyed rather
actual relevant pole to the people of /brit/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745804
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745804
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745804
http://www.strawpoll.me/10745804
>>62081365
why couldn't you be here an hour ago when the autistic fight was happening
*googles 'porn'*
what did she mean by this?
>>62081394
>not googling porn to go to porn.com the one porn website for all your porn needs
>>62081287
it's looking good. if it was planned like this whoever is behind it should get a big bonus and a knighthood . only two things can end it
1. they have to compromise on a EU deal (inevitble) and all depends on how successfully they can spin it
2. theresa pisses off the rich in her attempt to solve the tory's one remaining pitfall - 'the nasty party'
in both cases it's rich pensioners hey need to tip toe around. but those people have been tory supporters for years so it's not exactly a threat.
>>62081351
t. shaun king
*googles "big boobies"*
the people have spoken.
>>62081394
>tfw went to yahoo to search google
>>62081394
I google the only word "blowjob"
>I heard my parents and other grown ups say supporting left-wing policies is for students and people who don't understand the world
>If I repeat this mantra, it will be like I'm grown up and understand things. I'll be considered mature
You were the kids at school who smoked in order to feel "older" right?
Absolutely howling.
>>62081456
and over the longer term nicola vs theresa will emerge depending on the compared benefits of EU and UK for scotland.
>>62081365
youre fucking wrong though. how does it feel being a stupid wrong amerifat?
Just did a shit so fucking big it felt like my arse was on fire and being split open.
Is this how the gays feel?
I bet the same people in this thread who think pokemon go is more popular than porn are the same people who voted out.
This countries going to shit.
>tfw meeting all the normie lads at tesco at 6:30 then going to the graveyard to find pokemon as apparently there's some nice rares down there
What you lads up to this evening?
>>62081460
it's true though
black lives matter does not mean that all lives don't matter. it doesn't mean "only black lives matter", it means "black lives matter too", which is an important statement in today's racial climate, especially in America. it's inclusive of all lives
poleapoo why did the police come to your door that time
>>62081506
Can't wait to vote for Corbyn a second time and relegate your shit party to the gutter for a generation
>googles "bums"
>>62081492
do you watch white porn mostly or that pixelated shit instead?
>>62081506
>le corbyn is a normal left winger and not a mad far-left stalinist
ebin
>>62081532
Googling the word "porn"
>>62081558
Have you got that surreal "fat mess" Trump webm?
>>62081547
I don't support Labour.
But if I asked what you had against them, you would say immigration. Despite the Tories doing MORE immigration and taking it to record levels.
You can't get out of your desperation to appear to be Conservative even when they're empirically worse than Labour.
LEL
what's the pov website that's all blue and just does blowjobs?
>>62081522
What are you trying to say here? It's right or wrong or what?
>>62081583
afraid not
real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001xxbT1MFE
>>62081565
>le angry man rant about how the UK is ultra right wing nazi and Corbyn is just a normal guy who only seems far left because everyone else is Caligula
