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>>61895695
nice thread!!
I will go to Japan and impregnate a woman in 3 years
2nd for Sweden
ヒットラー?
>>61895771
me on the left
彼女が在日であれば日本人女性のための悪くない、私は疑問に思います
>>61895695
乙
>>61895695
will done, kkkkk
よくやった、誉めてやる
>>61895785
翻訳お願いします
help
>>61895919
Please provide details of the problem you're currently having, and we will send someone with the appropriate skills to assist you.
>>61895919
you need somebody?
>>61895951
I need to see cute Brit-chan's post now.
↓ここからロリ画OK
>>61895889
最後の「きさまはクズだ!」しか読めなかった
>>61895919
This is so much cuter than shobon
>>61895919
>>61895994
>きさまはクズだ
edgy
>>61895951
Are you still not sleeping?
>>61895990
筆おろししてやろうか
>>61895889
最初の「申し訳ありません」と最後しか読めなかった
>>61895998
Seriously? (´・ω・｀)
>>61896114
翻訳してくれてありがとう
>>61896114
日本人も読めないか
安心したな
ひろゆきに/l/板復活頼めばいい
>>61895889
申し訳ありません
?
あまりにも??
これでしか
お詫びできません
>>61895998
delete this
>>61896153
Super serious. Only thing cuter is sirotan.
あろはー
>>61895990
みとめます
>>61896153
I had a fever and didn't wake up until past noon today. Also, it's Sunday tomorrow, so it's okay to go to bed late.
>>61895889
申し訳ありません
??自覚があまりにも足りませんでした
これでしかおわびできません
??
きさまはクズだ
>>61896184
内容があんまり真剣に読んで推測したくないってのも、一つの理由
>>61896263
Woops, I replied to the wrong post. I meant to reply to. >>61896101
Sunday morning,
not very hot yet, but it'll be super hot and humid soon after a while...
>>61896294
Good, your place is still Saturday and
you can play around with us.
>I had a fever
take care.
>>61896294
I see, be careful of your health.
How importand is food/cousine as the whole over there? I couldn't belive that you have whole mangas based around cousine (they are quite entertaining on top of that). Kinda unique stuff.
>>61896552
>I couldn't believe that you have whole manages based around cuisine.
What are you talking about and what is your point?
>>61896435
>>61896448
T-thanks anons, I'll try. Also, I steal every shobon image you post.
>>61896677
I can't imagine that someone would relase comic book/novel/whatever entirely focused on food alone. So my guess is that's more importand part of life over there, than there's here. I'm just curious.
>>61896361
>>61896552
In Japan there are a lot of people who like niche things. Doesn't necessarily mean its widely popular. Although I think food is pretty big in Japan.
>>61896749
Oh, you're talking about Mangas about food.
But I thing you got misunderstand them, most of them are based on chef's live or strange person's life such as obsessive for food and gourmet.
More or less, they're mangas, don't take them so seriously. No one can't imagine it either.
>>61896794
seems very right. Like they has grade A bubble gum and they cost milion yen each for pack. I developed such opinion reading mangas and watching anime (shitty base, but still best) have)
>>61896901
**thought
>>61896263
>Sunday
I'm sure Andy will be the winner
>>61896901
Sure, I'm aware that they are not viable resource. It's just I have no any other. Plus still, even existence of such stuff says something (Toriko is pretty mainstream manga afaik, it's all about the food).
>>61896926
>I'm sure Andy will be the winner
I think so too.
If he wins, it'll be a proud day for Britain, and if he loses, it'll be a shameful day for Scotland...
finally euros went to sleep
now this thread is mine and totally under my control
Peru, post your boipussy
>>61897091
this thread is under my control 24/7
good morning, Japanese anons
Have you finished voteing yet?
今日は参議院議員選挙の投票日です
くっそ、まだ選挙のお願い電話掛かって来たわ
選挙違反だろって思ったら、やっぱり共産党だったわ
クズが
>>61897091
You have to wait for yurocucks to sleep before you assert your authority? Where are your balls?
>>61897161
さすが共産主義者だな、法律守る気全くナシ
選管に通報しよう
>>61897170
the jap faggot who wrote the book of five rings says only a military genius can win a battle without fighting
and lazy euros who never suffered any hardship in life are used to sleep more than 10 hours, while I only need 2 hours,
I won , I control the thread while they are sleeping
mayuyu, the german koreaboo, the canada cuck, cuteposter, the brits, all them are sleeping
I dont need to do that
>>61897405
We never sleep
>>61897405
I'm not sleeping you brown loser
>>61897405
>me sleeping at this time
>>61897146
I've not finished it yet, but I'm going to vote from now for Japan's future.
well, it could make no difference to Japan whether I go vote or not tbqh though because there's a strong possibility that the ruling party takes many seats.
mhh Pharah: 6 hrs, D.VA: 4hrs
disgraceful. I'm so sorry Korea
共同通信の出口調査に応えてやった
「もちろん民進党」です
嘘ぴょーん
誰が民進党に入れるかよ
自民一択
>>61895695
ええ躯してそうやな
バックむから犯したい
>>61895804
Korean-Germanいらね
>>61895889
申し訳ありません
最早死る自害か
両親にも字(写?)の書せんでもあ
(両親に謝罪していると思われる)
これでしか
おわびできません
きさまは
クズだI'm sorry.
I can do nothing except death.
To my parents, I can say no words for apologizing.
Only this way how I am able to apologize.
(Someone's name)
You're a son of a bitch.
>>61896104
おまえのケツ穴でか
c,can you spaek english ?
>>61897928
nope, but I still do it anyway
>>61897161
>>61897239
何が選挙違反なん?
>>61897146
I voted
おやすみなさい、ヨーロッパの友人!
良い一日、日本人の友達!
>>61898027
当日の選挙活動は禁止なんだよ
確か前日の夜8時までとかだよ
>>61898089
おやすみー!
>>61897940
I am not deceived
The Polish native language is English
あーつらねえ選挙
民主主義って糞で経費の無駄
>>61898154
なら北朝鮮に帰国しろよ
![3829530+_a3a501583622ef4af81ae653ae8725d3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xbEIjnK.png "3829530+_a3a501583622ef4af81ae653ae8725d3[1].png")
>>61898151
Why, thank you. I usualy recive responses "wtf are you trying to say?". Well, recently it got bit better, but rly, there was the time that every 3rd post had this pic (pic related)
>>61898213
why did you change your name anonymetal?
>>61898177
誰が朝鮮人だ、いてまうぞボケ
投票行ってきた
野党に入れたぜ
>>61898247
lol
Im Anonymousness metal
But I don't use this name in this thread
'Cause Mad trolls are here
Can White people move to Japan?
>>61898267
ホント彼は失礼だよな。韓国人に向かって北朝鮮に帰れとか
>>61898304
you're
>>61898213?
Although I understand but I've mostly only gotten positivity when I post Babymetals on various boards.
>>61898332
You are not white.
You can't move to Japan all the same.
>>61898332
only if you prove your worth by besting Benkei in combat
>>61898278
まさか、兇惨党じゃあるまいな
>>61898351
pic
>>61898332
yes,but tourism only
cant talk with qt girl
>>61898380
The best
>>61898380
具体的な政党名は書かないけど、野党
どうしても女子高生の汗っかき裸足舐めてえー
>>61898351
>Although I understand but I've mostly only gotten positivity
???
it's the time to vote
give ikemen boyfriend now
>>61898466
第9条の改正には大賛成だ
軍隊を持たない国家は半人前に過ぎない
しかし、他の条文の改正には賛成できない
公明党の加憲も、生存権はprogram規定のままでよいので反対、在日を利するだけ
俺は、軍隊という一章を設け、戦争の開始条件やシビリアンコントロールの原則を憲法に明記すべきだと考えている
>>61898557
JKの輝く聖水もいただきたい
>>61898403
Oh, well my travels to Japan must disappoint you then.
Not only did I talk with qt girls, I had sex with them.
>>61898596
9条があってもなくても、すでに自衛隊あるし、変わんないと思うんだよね
個別的自衛権は認められているんだから
先の大戦も自衛権の拡大っていう名目で始まったんだし、改正してもそんな大きく変わらないよ
>>61898515
give you
>>61898608
wait
男同士の結婚が認められたら、ここのanonと結婚しまくって永住権ばらまくわw
>>61898213
死ねパンチュリア
>tfw no qt azn bf
Is it true that asians have tiny dicks, or is it just the chinese?
>>61898532
take out the only
>>61898627
he didn't say you couldn't fuck them, just that you couldn't talk to them
although once you can fuck em you wouldn't really care about talking to em anyway
お前だ
>>61898662
なんんんじゃこりゃあああああ
>>61898686
my dick is 19 cm
I jelqed it from 15 to 19 cm in 3 years though
>>61898686
I'm about 6in but my girth makes it look tiny
>>61898721
isn't jelquing just a meme?
>>61898641
そういう議論は大好きだが、無用にスレを荒らす
まもなく、出掛けなければならんいので、続きはまたの機会にしよう。
>>61898672
今日も元気だな
佳奈美
>>61898699
It's a Typical Aussie
昨日、wowowでMad Maxを観た
>>61898708
ほい
出掛けます。しばしの別れ。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo3G6GYB9Zs
初体験の夏
>>61898797
it works for asian dicks since ours are a lot harder and more rigid
Is だよ rude if you are speaking to someone other than a close friend and/or equal social status?
I hate Americans. They're so stupid
pls Europeans wake up and save this thread
>literally all I want in life is a qt traditional japanese gf
>this will never happen
>>61898812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8CS9v6Fa9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eVbNaH5_Rk
>>61898942
not with that attitude
>>61898942
hahah pathetic
loser
what if the janitor perma banned peru from posting in the JP generals?
what other generals would he start posting on?
>>61898897
はい(´・ω・｀)
>>61898933
You can stay if you openly admit you hate Merkel.
選挙かぁ
俺の母親は外国人だから選挙権ないんだよね
俺が生まれる前からずっと日本に住んでて、多額の税金を納めてるけど
税金納めてなくて定住すらしてない母国の選挙権はあるw
なんか不思議だな
>>61898897
when we speak to someone whom we don't know, we usually use polite language such as ですよ, ますよ and so on.
>>61899069
idiot
>>61899071
なるほど、在日朝鮮人なわけですね
>>61899071
んなもん本人の意思だろ
日本に住んでて日本国籍取らないのが悪い
>>61899133
違う
>>61899143
本人は政治に関心ないからどうでも良いってさ
日本のことは日本人が決めるべきっていつも言う
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzNMrwYnOgo&t=50m31s
>>61898806
>佳奈美
その呼び方は久しぶり
>>61899210
昨日も呼ばれとったがな。英語喋れる人に(´・ω・｀)
>>61899235
ああ、その時も見た
懐かしいなあと思ったw
>>61899071
僕も母が日本人なのに混血という理由で選挙をしなくて狼狽した
もちろん 母も選挙権がない・・・
>>61898834
入れた
>>61895889
申し訳ありません
報~る自覚が
あまりにも足りませんでした
これでしかおわびできません
■■
きさまはクズだ。
>>61899357
>母が日本人
>母も選挙権がない
日本人なら選挙あるでしょ
>>61898933
How do you feel that Americans are #1 to Japanese, especially the women.
>>61899559
newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zbBIu7YL9E
>>61899577
So your feeling is "it hurts"
There is nothing worse than a Kraut.
Wish we could line them all up and shoot them again like we did in the past.
>>61899623
lel pls newfag go away
>lel pls newfag go away
"i'm being a newfag and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me" - (You)
>>61899216
tell me Peru, how do you learn languages so fast?
>>61899698
You must be over 18 to post here heimlich
如何して、日本人のピニスは小さいですか?
>>61899647
なんで?
>>61899357
昔は韓国人男性と結婚すると、外国人女性は韓国籍がもらえたのね。
それに、日本も父系の血統主義だったから、お父さんの国籍しかもらえなかったのか。
>1998年6月14日より前に韓国人男性と結婚した外国人妻の場合も韓国籍を自動付与されましたが、この場合は自己の志望に寄らない外国籍取得なので日本国籍も喪失されず、二重国籍になります。
>>61899763
小さいけど働き者のピニスです(´・ω・｀)
>>61899601
>pikachu's voice
anime "pikachu~~"
game "vrrrrr!"
>ピニス
余計に小さく聞こえるな(´・ω・｀)
I have almost $5,000 saved up. I'm going to start applying for jobs over in Japan once I do. I have a BA and a TEFL certificate. I have experience being a TA in an ESL classroom. I have references. I've been studying Japanese. I'm 30 and 5'8" and 5/10 with dirty blond hair and blue eyes. I want to go over there, become fluent in the language, marry a Japanese girl, get my MA at a Japanese university, get a better job than TEFL, get citizenship, buy a house, and have three hafu children. Is this a realistic plan?
German Koreaboo are enjoying triggering Americans.
>>61899860
Yes, it is. You Americans can do anything you want.
>>61899860
No, economic collapse will happen and you'll be living on street eating dog food
>>61899860
>only $5,000 saved up
>already 30
If you want to marry, the only important thing is about money, but since you earn too little, I have to say it's not a realistic idea.
>>61899763
>ピニス
cute:3
>>61899870
typical stupid americans
>>61899824
Haha, yes!
Thankfully now it’s not the case anymore since ORAS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXLM38Txgzs
You can hear pika-pika.
>>61899906
I'll be earning much more money as an English teacher in Japan than working minimum wage here in Canada for the rest of my life. Working overseas is my last chance at having children.
>>61899870
We're not as good as Thailand in triggering others.
日本に行くんじゃなかった
帰ってきてから毎日毎日「○○が恋しいなぁ」「いつになったらもう一度日本に行くお金があるんだろう」などの考えが常に頭をよぎる
やっぱり外資系に就職してみたらいいかな
>>61900226
へー、そんなこと思うんだw
>>61900226
それはつらい
人生ってつらい
>'hhhhnnnnngggggg' I'm wet as fuck
wut did she mean by dis?
>>61900226
日本に来たアメリカ人の方々はみんなそう言ってくれるよね
日本人としてはその言葉を聞くたびにすごく誇りに思う
>>61900297
dem jomon genez
j o m o n g o
o
m
o
n
g
o
jomongo binga bongo
>>61900226
今まで日本へは何度行ったことあるの?
How many times have you been to Japan until now?
>>61900012
>Working overseas is my last chance at having children
そして野美恵はベリーズに売られて行くのであった
>>61900012
you aren't supposed to procreate.
>>61900317
横だけどこういう時ついつい
今まで日本へは何度来たことがあるの?
How many times have you come to Japan ever?
って聞いてしまってた。
アメリカ君の立場にたって
>今まで日本へは何度行ったことあるの?
というふうに聞くべき?
>>61900424
He gets it.
>>61900226
この夏の暑さはアメちゃんには耐えられません(´・ω・｀)
>>61900424
why actually english teachers have such bad opion? they poorly behave, there is too many of them or it's just a meme?
>>61900459
この画像何度見てもシュールだな
>>61900476
wtf are you trying to say?
>>61900476
Only ALT teachers are hated by Japanese. It's waste of our tax money and yes, they poorly behave.
>>61900516
y no1 liek english teacher?
>>61900435
>アメリカ君の立場にたって
>今まで日本へは何度行ったことあるの?
>というふうに聞くべき?
個人的に、好きなほうでいいんじゃないかなと思う。
>>61900226
あなたの苦しみはおもろい
>>61900317
一回だけ
去年、8月~10月
>>61900476
We are just jelly of their strong willpower to move recklessly to an exotic country where they want to live.
>>61900547
fair enough
>>61900608
and long penises ofc?
I started watching YOUは何しに日本へ and I've noticed so many translation errors.
The people who translate this show must not be very good at English, and I think this is one of the biggest shows on TV isn't it?
So are all translators just shit at their jobs?
By the way the line here was "Houston is very flat".
>>61900567
なにか決まりごとがあったんだったけ?と気になったんだ。
ありがとう。
>>61900666
I hear that a lot of white men have small penises and I never had a chance to take a look at English teachers' penises.
GO VOTE
If you vote, you'll get a 8%discount on hentai.
>>61900012
I’m waiting for you, Anon!
>>61900731
as far as I know teachers have the same penises as the rest of uses (in average). Juding from what youi've wrote they may have bigger balls, but who cares about balls anyway.
>>61900459
日本の俳優で見た顔なんだよな
誰だっけ
反町?
>>61900760
are you a virgin?
girls love balls
>>61900760
are you not a ball player?
balls are very important.
>>61899860
How did you fuck up so badly in life to only have $5000 to your name at 30 years old
>>61900784
No, I fuck 5 women every day, each is miss of her respectively county
>>61900784
Describe how girls show their love for balls, bitte.
>>61900780
確かに似てる
>>61900784
>>61900797
ok ok u got me there. Balls matter
>>61900697
It happens on most TV shows. Most people either don't know better or just don't care, it seems.
>>61900731
some may have, but not as small as jap penis. where did you hear that?
>>61900825
You are more capable person in general, and women dig this for some reason
>>61900738
where can I get a fake ID
>>61900846
I think it was on the time magazine.
why jap's head is so big ?
>>61900915
Head is ok, the rest is small.
why jap's head is strange ?
>>61900846
>you have seen many japenises
oh fantastic...
>>61900836
Does it happen on NHK?
>>61900932
10/10 head on the right belongs to the Korean I pressume? Also it's considered pretty average over ther at best
indian albino looks like german .
but jap's albino is white skin jap wwwww.
>>61900803
Maybe he paid a medical bill in the US.
>>61900932
cherry picking, huehuehue
HELLO JAPS
>>61900971
now jokes aside (honestly). You folks really can't spot a difference between one cracker and another,?
>>61900866
by marrying me.
>>61901005
can I marry you?
>>61900012
http://xhamster.com/movies/6217317/asian_girls_compilation_spooning.html
>>61901018
do you posses benis or vagina?
>>61901000
DON'T BULLY US
>>61901000
fuck off
>>61900828
やっぱりそうか
アフリカに黒いポイズン
>>61899860
You want to study the language, date, study for your MA and work a low paid (which means a lot of hours) English job at the same time?
>>61901035
both
>>61901066
considering the case, that's pretty handy
>>61901066
but normie you are
>>61901066
you are so perfect for me
>>61901018
Yes, when our shitty non-progressive government legalize gay marriage.
>>61900932
THE HEADSHAPE DEPICTED ON THE LEFT IS BRACHYCEPHALIC; BRACHYCEPHALY AMONG JAPANESE PEOPLE IS DUE TO TURANIAN ADMIXTURE.
THE HEADSHAPE DEPICTED ON THE RIGHT IS DOLICOCEPHALIC; DOLICOCEPHALY AMONG JAPANESE PEOPLE IS DUE TO YAYOI/YAMATO HERITAGE, AND/OR JOMON/AINU HERITAGE, BUT THE FORMER IS MORE COMMON.
BASICALLY, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF JAPANESE: YAMATO, AND AINU, WITH SOME MUTUAL OVERLAP, PLUS RESIDUAL TURANIAN INFLUENCE ON BOTH SIDES.
>>61901108
*man-hemafodite mariage
>>61901066
Futanari(ﾟ∀ﾟ*)=3
average white girl
average jap girl
>>61901186
I don't get it. She really is average white girl.
>>61901186
>>61901200
Both mongols.
I miss tulio.
>>61901233
>>61900738
日本国政府もやらしいことするなぁ
>>61901240
His mom used to learn english
>>61901186
>talks about white girls
>posts a finn
>>61901186
surprisingly, it REALLY looks average
>>61901292
Give him and me a break, she could be posted in Wikipedia under the "Cracker".
>>61901283
やらしい(直球)
ジャップは白人国家に行ったりするなよ。
その醜い容姿で白人様を不快な気分にさせてしまうんだから。
ごめんなさい、ごめんなさい。
8%割引とかけち臭いな
どうせなら20%とかにしたらいいのに
エロゲなんて高くて誰も買わんやろ
>>61901386
チョンモメン(笑)
Post a picture of what you think the average Japanese looks like ITT
孤高の戦士? How is this said? ここうのせんし?
Japs blur porno to hidesmal benis
>>61901000
Hi!
>>61901459
ここうのせんしであってる
>>61901459
yes, that's correct
>>61901459
>ここうのせんし
yes , you are right
>>61901000
are you getting ready to punch japs? I don't get it
