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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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So, speaking fluent Japanese will allow me to have sex with 9/10 and 10/10 Japanese girls, right?
>>61713621
those kind of post should grant you an auto-ban
先に宣言した方のスレに書き込む
>>61713680
えっちぃなことは日本語で書きませう
>>61713718
Peruと在日は向こうのスレへどうぞ
>>61713428
Why are you so butthurt, shemale?
Thai thread 404d
Come home, yellow man
RIP Japanese thread.
Gone before your time.
>>61713621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0tvkMthIgY
>>61714698
too bad... some japanon was about to post her tits there.
>>61713758
エッチなこと
Why do the Japanese dislike non-Japanese in their country even if they are helping out.
When i went out people were friendly but when they learnt I wasn't actually a tourist and actually working for a year or two (not a teacher) and that I had learnt a bit of Japanese they were much more hostile.
Here, I made this just now after having confused セ with サ for the 100000th time, even though they don't look anything alike.
>>61714809
What did they do? How were hostile?
>>61714809
>when they learnt I wasn't actually a tourist
they also learnt that you are an asshole.
>>61714873
Is there really any confusion between うウ and かカ if they are the same sound?
hey I'm at work
pls post your faces with timestamp
>>61714994
yeah, if you are supposed to write them and confuse them
>>61714809
Maybe the Japanese prefers foreigners to be only visiting japan on a vacation but not living there.
>>61715036
>>61714809
Perhaps you offended or slighted them in some way and didn't even notice.
You know what they say, anon: if you go outside and meet an asshole, that's unfortunate, but if you meet assholes throughout your entire day, maybe it's who you was the asshole.
>>61714809
Japanese males always ask you the same questions
>Where are you from?
>What do you do?
>How long will you stay?
>Do u rike Japanese girl?
>>61714873
ブラジルだいすき日本
でも。。。
日本だいすきブラジル?
>>61714988
>they also learnt that you are an asshole
How would you know this?
>>61714873
I'm a native speaker.
>>61714873
No problem with シ、ミ、三?
>>61714773
Peru do you think you will be able to pick up girls like this when you go to Tokyo? Or will you get a hooker at a soapland?
which city in china will you go to?
Is it autistic to see a smiley face whenever I read tsu or chi?
I can't accept they are rather than emotions, characters.
>>61715358
it's actually autistic not to
t. someone who used to have a normie friend who saw them as smilies
>>61714873
>カナ
>文字
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>61715358
It's more autistic to ask this question
>>61715135
When I travelled Thailand and Indonesia, everybody was really polite... I think I was an arrogant prick there.
>>61715358
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>61714981
Just more passive aggression like they didn't want me to stay more than a few weeks before leaving. Japanese people are kind and considerate hostility comes from attitude and speech not action.
>>61714988
This is what I mean
>>61715104
And yet lots of Japanese go to other countries to work and stay for time, I'm not trying to become a Japanese. The Japanese economy is too insular as it is, having western business exposure is good for it.
>>61715135
Well their attitude only really changes when they realise I'm not there for a few weeks
>>61715155
We all like Japanese girl
>>61714873
>へヘ
Don't worry.
Even Japanese can't tell the difference with that font.
>>61715155
it's not any different than normies who try to talk to me tbf
>what's your hobbies?
>what music do you like?
>where do you like hanging out?
>what did you go to school for?
>>61715155
Any other good questions?
For foreigners you met for the first time?
>>61715523
>Japanese economy is too insular
That's why people bought yen on Brexit.
>>61715456
If it's any consolation, you probably weren't as bad as the Chinese or the Russians.
RE;ゼロ
レム死んじゃった
甘々と稲妻をこれから観る
>>61714780
>>61715168
>>61715427
>I see. So it kind of makes sense with caligraphy?
>That reminds me. How fucked am I if my strokes are not that great of if I mess up the stroke order?
>My handwriting is already shit with the latin alphabet and I can only imagine how shit it would be with more detailed characters like Japanese uses.
>
>I mean I can still survive right? I doubt I would need to handwrite an essay on the Meiji period anytime soon.
The hiragana letters were made from flowing writing styles in the Heian era.
Their script orders of them are based on a rules of the cursive scripts of Kanji.
The each right order produces each right form for writing each.
Sigh, I wish I could increase the font size without just zooming
>>61715116
wait... this is peru?
he looks japanese and his facial hair is terrible lmao
>>61715773
>レム死んじゃった
ネタバレ注意しろやボケ!!!!
カスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカスカス
>>61715701
I remember watching a stream of a jap and he pulled out a glock to show it, the whole stream chat exploded like "DON'T DO IT JAPBRO"
>>61715589
Japanese still change the massive amounts of inefficiency and lack of meritocracy.
>>61715802
no that's the mysterious leaf pinoy (not me)
t. I am not him
>>61715681
>the Chinese or the Russians
They'll visit your country soon... a lot of them.
>>61715802
that guy is cute, i doubt its peru
>>61715802
>he looks japanese
>Chinese men were sought out as husbands and considered a "catch" by the "dusky damsels" (Peruvian women) because they were viewed as a "model husband, hard-working, affectionate, faithful and obedient" and "handy to have in the house"
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Peruvians
Peruvians got CHINKED
>>61715930
>They'll visit your country soon... a lot of them.
>>61715801
Just keep a magnifying glass in front of your pc.
>>61716113
atama ga ii ne omae
sasuga nihonjin
>>61715874
It's probably efficient to let smart German run your entire country and import more cheap labour from Romania and Bulgaria.
Are these working? I don't think so.
>>61715158
I'm looking forward to it
>>61715859
主人公死んじゃった
>>61716076
The British pound is at a 31-year low http://money.us/29jJqao
Thank you Brexit...we don't have to learn Chinese any more to sell our rice cookers and baby nappies to tourists.
>>61716343
>主人公死んじゃった
>カフェインとエフェドリンを飲んで
>30分後にすごいやる気が出る
今日こそ仕事を見つかるはず!!!
>>61716343
今週はまだ死んでないだろ
>>61716689
死んでもリバイバルするだろ
おはよう
起きたばかりだ
何をしましょう
コンビニに行ってインスタントラーメン買おうか
JESUS CHRIST CANADA GET A LIFE YOU ARE HERE ALL THE TIME DO YOU NOT EVEN SLEEP MAN
>>61716237
Japan can do it themselves but they can't go on like this forever, your government is making changes already. The western system isn't superior because its western its simply superior..
so comfy when you plan to not have kids
>>61717017
YOU'RE JUST HERE WHENEVER I'M AWAKE
HOLY MACKEREL
>>61717129
>willingly making yourself a slave to the infant jew
>>61716463
You should not hope for bad things to happen to British people, anon.
>>61715773
>Spend time in wrong thread
>Miss this answer
Goddamnit. I will try to work on my stroke order then once I have learned all the kana.
>>61716912
丸形を買おう
C
O
M
F
Y
L
I
F
E
you understand?
no kids , no worries
>>61717218
>british reading "comprehension"
no women no cry
no women no alimony
no women no responsibility
yes women no video games
yes women no 4chan
yes women no homosex
I dropped 4 cray cray pills and lost 5 kilograms in 2 weeks lol
i don't do anything i just sit here lurk away my day and i keep losing weight
>>61717247
Why don't you understand that the world hates Britain?
>>61717825
사랑해요
>>61717825
Losing too much weight too quickly is not good for your health, anon.
Please consider slowing the rate at which you're losing weight.
i used to take this drug when i was little
turns out if you crush these pills and sniff the powder it is basically more or less the same as coke lol
i missed out so much guys
>>61718047
그럼 빨아도 돼요?
>>61718060
I don't consider myself human unless I weigh 68 kilograms.
Positive self-image is important. Isn't it, anon?
>>61717129
>peru wont have brown manlets that hate white people and will never get laid
>>61718069
forgot picture
>>61717825
wtf are cray cray pills
>>61717825
I know that feel. I gained almost 10 kilograms since I started taking these meds.
>>61716463shut the fuck up you stupid 日本狗. China is biggest and powerfullest country in east asia (and maybe all asia since india is so shitty) so why dont you just shut the fuck up? You know why, you are jealous of china growth and power. even though we are communist we are richest country in asia even the american united states borrow money from us dumb shit. every year we send china immigrants to japan to fuck your women because your men too sissy to have sex. did you know why? because in realisation japan women know china man actual man not japan, dumb fuck. you now go back to watching your little girl cartoons like the pathetic loser you are. what? you know only reason you exist is americans. if in asia no americans then we annex you, easy, no problem. we take over your shitty island in single day. i hope your mum fuck your dad poor dumb shit
>>61718229
Mostly antidepressants are anti psychotics or something similiar
>>61718229
pills that mental people take to contain themselves
>>61718011
I like to believe that the power of love trumps hate.
>>61718135
fuck you. why are you insulting me and make me feel bad for being overweight
brb
getting a bowl of instant ramen and a honey pudding
what flavor should i get? kimchi? bean paste? egg? udon? seafood?
Help, i'm not making any money from my exports
what do I do? :(
or should i order chinese food?
>>61718380
The world hates us
It doesn't matter what you believe
>>61718427
colonize third-world countries
>>61718427
Invade China, you'll get a bunch of slaves that way
>>61718540
Did that.
For some reason the locals didn't take to kindly to our implementations of law, education and civility.
Bloody savages
>>61718427
Play superior Tropico4 instead.
>>61718427
Devalue your currency.
>>61718427
pls play overwatch with me
>>61718809
eu?
BigGuyForYou#2853
>>61718416
udon
soju
fish ice cream
fruit sandwich
milk
you're good to go. btw, are you a NEET?
>>61718729
Just start your own PMC and try to obtain some nukes. Then extort relatively poor countries out of money and resources.
>>61718895
pc?
>>61718809
Why are you so obsessed with Overwatch lately?
>>61718967
of course
>>61718468
how does this gif makes you F-E-E-L?
got generic ramen flavor
custard pudding cause there was no honey pudding
strawberry milk
>>61718897
yes
>>61718971
why not? it's fun and i can play as a korean girl
>>61719034
sorry I only play on Japanese consoles
>>61719181
>and i can play as a korean girl
Now it all makes sense.
なペールウはこんなに煩くてつまらないの?
マジで消えてほしい
くっそ暑くて寝れんわ
死ねよ夏
all this instant food made me sick
imma throw it all up with a toothbrush brb
>>61720080
what do you plan on doing today? besides 4chan and masturbating to animes?
going to the seoul training to watch the players while rubbing your dick?
>>61720205
write novel
study
>>61719140
why didn't you get one of these kim?
how do you support yourself?
>>61720259
forgot pic
>>61720243
oh that sounds cool. you should send it to me so I can read it one day
I have written a novel about a European boy who goes to a far away country to find his true love and ends up marrying a 10/10 girl that becomes the best football player in the history of women's football
it's based on a true story
>>61720243
do you suffer social anxiety?
>>61720752
I do. can you help me peru?
>>61720259
>>61720309
bad teeth
>>61720907
can I move in with you in your apartment in Seoul, so we can be NEETs together?
we can play video games all day and enjoy korean delivery food. i promise i'm not gay and will not rape you
I think only the rich should be able to have children
goverments must create a license for couples who wants to have a kid , that license would cost 1.5 million usd
2000 usd monthly X 12 month X 60 years = 1.5 million usd
this money will cover the life spending of the new kid until he is 60 years old
under this regulation rich dudes as zuckerberg would have licenses to procreate 33 000 kids
>>61721490
how poor people do for retirement then genius, who take care of them?
>>61721225
can i suck you off?
>>61721490
What about inflation, Peru? You don't seem to have taken that into account.
>>61721558
poor people will have the option to commit suicide once they get to poor to live
>>61721683
yep , inflation , the solution = increase the price of the licenses
JUNO 木星到着
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2uuRG9l1JA
Are there any good places to chat to some actual Japanese online?
I'm doing my Masters thesis and Japan is involved so I wouldn't mind being able to chat to verified Japanese. In English of course.
>>61721639
If you wear a mask of my gf and wear a football outfit I will pay you to suck me off
>>61713306
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
are there any ebooks to know more about grammatical analysis and logical analysis?
>>61715681
>the Chinese or the Russians.
Forgetting anyone else?
>>61723029
Please don't fall for French-sponsored propaganda, Mayuyu.
You're much smarter than that.
>>61723182
>>61723029
Russians and brits are equally terrible
おはよーお前ら
今日も仕事いきたくねえええええええええ
>>61723182
racist
>>61723732
ore ha tada ikitakunee
>>61722996
What exactly do you mean?
You want more grammar books? Logical analysis of what? Kanji? Like, why does 木 and 行 combined make 桁 (column)? Things of that nature?
What even is your level?
I have a ton of material, so if you could be more specific, I'll find something for you.
>>61723732
おはよ日本人さん
>>61723912
Ikiro
>>61724021
おはよう、スウェーデン人さん
always unwelcome
>>61723732
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.
I hope you slept well.
空が燃えている!
>>61724271
daga kotowaru
>>61724335
omae no jinsei no hanasi ka yo
>>61724335
I hate you
>>61724409
racist
>>61724271
おはよ?スウェエデンはイブニングです
I hope that's correct
>>61724780
>>61723975
>Like, why does 木 and 行 combined make 桁 (column)? Things of that nature?
This too, but what I meant was something different, for example in Italy they teach grammatical analysis since grade school and logical analysis after, I'm not sure if anything like this exists for japanese, pic related is two examples (grammatical above, logical below).
>What even is your level?
I'm kinda amateur, can't hold a conversation yet.
I mean besides your white skin color what else you have
>>61725102
But what do you have besides your non white skin colour
>>61724525
i love you (・´x｀・)
>>61724871
its 6 o'clock in the morning in here.
>>61724876
suppositoire
so japs how do you spell what he says there?
to me it sounds like:
sosterega
sonzakoto
saserka
>>61725102
I can cook
>>61725193
That's true
I was only asking why you said おはよ to me instead of こんばんは
>>61724445
北欧いいよなやっぱ
山多いし人口も少ないし
自然の風景見るだけでストレス解消されそう
>>61725193
ore mo aisiteru yo
>its 6 o'clock in the morning in here.
hayaoki tte ii koto to omou
>>61725228
Could be:
soshite ore ga
sonna koto
saseru ka
"And so, as if I'd let you do something like that."
Really not sure about the first line though
>>61725222
Je crois que j'ai besoin de prendre des cours de yoga.
>>61725403
pour calmer tes nerfs
>>61725228
>sonzakoto
>saserka
そんあこと。。。させるか!
Son'na koto... Sa seru ka!
Si può tradurre come:
Una cosa del genere... come se te lo lasciassi fare!
La prima parola non la ricordo, comunque in giapponese la s non va mai attaccata ad un'altra consonante, c'è sempre la u muta in mezzo "su".
>>61725399
>>61725504
thanks, i've been wondering for months
>>61724445
神々の黄昏
>>61725341
>>61725399
おはよ、早起きはいいけど少し眠い…
日本語勉強中の方たちですか?
俺は英語勉強してるけど上手くなれない
小説書いてる韓国人はADHDなのか
まぁ天才肌っぽいからな
>>61725821
>>61725821
>日本語勉強中の方たちですか?
私は日本語のはしょしんしゃです
すみません
>tfw my gf likes the food that I made for her
>>61725821
このスレの日本人の英語は俺の日本語より百倍上手い
Ohayo gajaima〜su
>>61726164
まぁそれは…全員プロクシだからね
>>61726241
'yo!
>>61726307
is that really you?
>>61726241
お元気ですね
いい眠りか?
>>61726242
今日は90分以内で試合終わりそうか?
しかし日本人じゃない君を2週間見ていない
朝の楽しみだったのになぁ。。。
bom dia
>>61726363
>>61726241
Ohayo gojaimasu, anon.
I hope you have a sugoi Wednesday.
>>61726337
you betcha!
>>61726164
Please don't make sarcastic remarks.
>>61726400
ayy lmao
>>61726400
Stop Rila-posting.
>>61726492
チャオ
>>61726505
>r u avin a giggle mate
fixed
>>61726505
本当だよ
自信出せ!
>>61726096
>>61726164
十分上手だよ、よかったらSkype交換しない?
>>61726492
wow, I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
>>61726353
まだ少し眠い
>>61726480
Thanks cute poster
>>61726650
N I J I U R A M A N K O
>>61726727
Nijiuramanko
>>61726785
nijiuramanko
Has there been any updates on how to acquire a Japanese girlfriend whilst I've been gone?
>>61726825
he's trolling you
>>61726650
Skypeがなくてごめん
>>61726692
ランニングや散歩したらどうですか
>>61725821
英語はごく簡単です
お前らfuck u
>>61726682
I drink dishwasher detergent and roids for breakfast.
>>61726922
残念だね、じゃあアカウント登録したらでいいや
>>61726941
そうでも無い、発音が難しい…
>>61727012
why do you bleach your eyebrows
>>61726639
日本語って、文法はそれほど重要ではないんだ
単語を覚えて、それを並べて書くだけで相手に伝わる
とくに相手が日本人ならば高確率で意思が伝わる
>>61727014
俺も英語なんかよく発音できないけど、こないだアメリカ人にそう言ってたら別にそんなことを気にする必要ないと言われた
Portuguese and Italian don't say greeting to me
>>61727012
I know you can change your lifestyle once again
>>61727079
おっぱいで牛乳をあなたにの母さんが美味しい言う
>>61727113
>>61726650
>skype
I don't know how to answer properly, sorry
いつはにほんごはいいです
私に日本語をおしえてください
>>61727163
ふむ。なるほど。
じゃあお仕事逝ってきます。
>>61724895
>>61724938
Sorry for the late response.
I don't understand Italian so I wasn't sure what the picture exactly shows.
I can kind of get from context and the closest to that that I can think about would still be Tae Kim or Genki. Example picture.
If you're not into lengthy explanations though, JML is pretty alright.
Problem is JML only really starts to kick off at N3.
JML link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ks6u33m4pb1o56t/JML.JLPT.Soumatome.N3.Bunpou.rar
Perhaps it would be best to go over either Genki or Tae Kim first though, as the lengthy explanations do offer a lot more than JML...
Maybe this wasn't very useful for you after all, but I was digging through stuff for the past hour trying to find something good. In the end, it didn't even matter. I'm sorry.
>>61727098
フランスの人ってあまり英語話さないでしょ?
実際行ったことあるけど英語通じないことが多い
4chanだと日本人並みに英語上手じゃないフランス人が結構多いね
発音なら英語よりも更に難しいのがフランス語、俺には無理だとわかった
>>61727247
いただきます
>>61727263
Meant to post this picture. This is how Genki explains sentence building.
>>61727263's picture is an example of JML explanations.
>>61727194
Hmmm……………
>>61727194
Brexit is right desu.
国境の管理と国民・国家の主権は自由貿易圏よりも大事だよ
日本がイギリスと同じ立場なら、多くの日本人は離脱に票入れるだろうね
>>61727205
いつでもいいよ、スカイプなら個別にメッセージ交換できるけど
それが無理なら別の方法探す
>Kiri will never lean over your desk while teaching you English revealing her A cup cleavage
おっぱいおっぱいおっぱい
good morning.
my penis isn't erecting now
>>61727474
ぞい子のおっぱいをいじめたい
>>61727517
there must be something wrong with it then
>>61727517
Is it broke?
>>61727517
go to hospital soon
>>61727264
確かにここに英語ができない人が多い
/int/でも日本人のように自国のスレに居座る傾向だっていうのも確かw
フランス語の発音なら母語話者の俺にはもちろん分からないけど、文法だとフランス語のほうがずいぶんと難しい。まあ、だからフランス語を読むことも英語より楽しいってわけだが
Seule parfois je soupire, je me dis à quoi bon,
poster ainsi l'amour sans raison, sans rien connaître des femmes de corée
Still working on that Japanese gf, lads.
>>61727517
勃起不全があるのかw?
>>61727651
Ta gueule enculé
>>61727672
So 2014 was the year where all went wrong?
>>61727375
はい、こんどです
もうねるよ
おやすみなさい
>>61727651
C'est magnifique, anon.
Je sens ta souffrance derriere ces mots.
>>61727194
閉鎖社会を目指す政治厨って本当に増えたな。
ネットの論調なんて、ほとんどは病める人たちの暴論なのに。
>>61727517
have you tried watching gay porn?
>>61727642
そう、文法…
大学でフランス語学んだ友人も文法が難しいと言っていたね
日本人からすると発音と文法がどれも英語より難しいのがフランス語なんだ
日本の英語はアメリカ英語学ぶけど、フランスだとイギリス英語?
>>61727815
おやすみなさい、良い夜を
SAN値
>>61727140
おーおはよう!
>>61727314
Actually this seems pretty comfy, I thought analysis would be in a separate ebook but looks like it's all in this one. Downloading it as I write this, I was a bit hesitant because it's like 150MB and I'm on capped internet. Thanks a lot anon!
>>61727906
閉鎖ってなんだ
国民に当選されていない根無しのテクノクラートに支配されたくないってこと?
それで何か悪いことがあるとでも?
>>61728057
フランスでアメリカとイギリス英語という区別はしないと思う
>>61727140
Bom dia
>>61728282
did you know that before I had a Korean gf the only girl I had a crush on in high school was Italian
I asked her out and she rejected me because of her parents. that was the last time I ever spoke to a girl
wtf I hate Italy now, pls go away
>>61728457
was the italian also a soccer player
>>61728282
I'm glad it answers your needs.
Good luck with your studies!
Good night Japanese thread.
>>61728504
shalom
>>61728483
no. she was really nice to me. when I was new at the school she showed me everything. one day she even shared an apple with me
>>61728504
おやすみ!
>>61728593
>>61728307
普通の人が始めてネットをやると、そこには先客がいる。
社会では全く見ない一生外に出ない人達。
我々の知らない世界の人物がネットに無数の書き込みをしている。
その論調は自分以外を全否定すると同時に、自分の社会性をも全否定する。「お前は外の社会では生きられない、それは社会が悪いから」
あまりの歪んだ心に普通の人間は卒倒する。でも新技術の時代なんだと誤解してこれを受け入れる。
これがネットの保守論調。
>>61728457
>I asked her out and she rejected me
topkek
>because of her parents
that's just an excuse kek
