Bestfriend edition
Our Naj
>>61702013
Reported for Pedo degeneracy
>>61702052
They're older than 18
>Try calling her
>She doesn't reply
>Later says she was busy and asks what's up
>Tell her I had a few things I wanted to talk about
>She doesn't reply
>2 days later
How much alcohol does it take to kill yourself?
>>61702013
Just a reminder
made u a vietnamese coffee :3
my wife and our bull
>be me
>be sex tourist
>stimulate your economies
Lol
>>61702129
>>61702087
Reasons to separate this fraudulent country
>>61702114
About a whole 700 ml bottle consumed all at once
PS if the cops ask I didn't tell you this
>>61702129
w do u hate ur own species?
>>61702165
hahahaha
>>61702165
sex workers dont pay tax
>>61702183
We are not the same and related
The ""Filipino"" identity is bullshit.
>>61702158
Banyu Biru is a nice movie.
>>61702196
The people who sex workers pay for goods and services do pay tax, so it's not like they don't contribute to government revenue
t. "Sex Worker" in drop down list in income tax form
>>61702183
I'm Hiligaynon(Visayan) not a tagalog pest
>>61701931
Welp, waiting for dead dutdut critics.
>>61702129
Forgive me if I seem extremely ignorant, but didn't the Visayans also vote in DutDut because they wanted a fascist state for economic purposes?
>>61702256
This is why we need to separate
Actually Visayan is meme.
>>61702269
Yeah, its a step for our independance
>>61702286
>>61702158
"Cuckolding is a thinking man's fetish" - moot, the creator of 4chan
>>61702269
Lots of Visayans voted for him, tagalogs also, he was the leading candidate on the polls on Metro Manila lol
>>61702013
I wanted that 90's looking jolibee shirt man. I really don't like how jolibee looked like recently.
last night I drank more than I have in a very long time
I had a 1L bottle of vodka and then a bottle of wine
i dont remember much of what happened and i woke up with huge cut and scratch across my face and huge bruises on my body
also my entire bed was covered in sand
hmmm
>>61702366
Hopefully we don't have to associate with the north anymore
Poorfags are such useful idiots
>>61702385
What about this Jollibee?
>>61702445
Art looks too amateur for my taste.
>>61702171
At first, it was funny. But after few threads, its annoying. Really, just please, stop with the seperatism meme.
>>61702425
Yes, Manilenyos are useful indeed. Negros Republic when?
>>61702269
Fascism here is like this>>61702129
Tribe first before country
We just want our island to prosper so we can separate like you singapore
what is the native name of the philippines1
>>61702256
love your brothers and sisters
>>61702492
Ikr voting for duterte after all the hate speech he did to them during the rallies fucking kek
Negroes can choose. to either stay together or follow their language divide
>>61702445
Looks like you have to wait if you're a man.
http://www.uniqlo.com/ph/CPaGoods/itemcode=180881
>>61702529
Comparing pinoy regions with Singapore, you high pre?
>>>61702445
for >>61702385
>>61702560
None, the "Philippines" is a forced foreign construct
That's why its unity is weak and everyone just drag each other down
>>61702614
NCRtard detected
Panay and hiligaynons will flourish more than you will ever have
why are these visayas fags so delusional?
>>61702622
Singapore & Malaysia have different ethnic groups too but they got on fine. The problem with Phils. is that there are a lot of tolerated racism & ignorance within the ethnic groups. Tagalogs hate visayans, visayans hate tagalogs, moros hate tagalogs, etc
>>61702716
This is why we need to separate
>>61702726
That's why I said its forced and we will never prosper as one.
>>61702716
Because tagalogs are more delusional, they're just responding
How fast is your internet /asean/?
>>61702716
OBOSEN!!!!!!!
>>61702769
This an independent Visayas will bring us true prosperity
>>61702785
neseye ne eng lehet
>>61702775
as fast as when I am plowing your mom in and out
>>61702775
as fast as when i am dicking your mom
>>61702775
i fcuk ur mom
>>61702895
>>61702929
>>61702959
Y'all niggas need to chill?
>calabarzon
>1st world
BUKAAAAAAAAAA
>>61703197
Good for them for reporting
>>61702775
as fast as i raped ur mum
>>61703054
No, gibe visayan independence or we riot
>>61703257
Bukas = Open
Bukas = Tommorow
kek
http://www.philstar.com/freeman-opinion/286369/visayas-independence-option-consider
https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/2lzvt3/why_is_there_no_visayan_secession_movement/
>>61703054
My dick's pretty chill in your mom's hot vagina
>>61702775
>tfw $19/month
How much are you paying?
http://ilonggonation.blogspot.com/p/rise-and-fall-of-federal-republic-of.html
>>61703373
>>61703398
At least the movement is spreading, Panay and hiligaynons will be great again
>>61703398
stopped reading there
>>61703352
But you read it like this
Bukas(boo-kas) = Open
Bukas(bu!-kas) = Tommorow
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/365232/money/economy/ngcp-visayas-power-situation-to-temporarily-improve-thursday
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/161434/opinion/the-politics-of-separatism
>>61703352
Tomorrow= kinabukasan, old:Bukaw
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/794315/duterte-plans-to-balkanize-philippines-after-federalism/
putang ina niyo mamigay nga kayo ng article na nagsasaad ng separatism ng mga bobong sebuano
>>61694123
baka meanie hmph!
>>61696642
I can cook noodles :3
>>61699129
kawaii :3
>>61703429
P999 no fibr in the area yet
>>61703630
This is why we need to separate
>>61703602
After the drug problem distraction dies down we will see more of them
>>61703630
>tfw getting pldt fibr on thursday 100mbps for P3000/month
>>61702726
The fact that we are an archipelago with no cultural glue doesn't help either
Nature itself is telling us to balkanize
>>61703627
She is closed because my dick is in her
>>61703352
Anon meant it's time to break fast. Kek.
>>61703855
baka, she's pure. You don't become an idol waifu by not being pure. You're only supposed to not be pure when a fat old rich man offers your 3 million yen for your pureness.
Wew lad. A preview of what's to come.
http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/transport/china-made-mrt-trains-sent-back-to-fix-defects
>>61704050
>this is how much our sovereignty is worth according to Duterte
Truly cuckest, I'm ashamed that he's President.
>>61704050
Meanwhile, the Japs are working on Davao's subway trains.
>>61703974
Fine, we'll have married sex then.
>>61703602
bobong tagalog detected
>>61704102
pignoy tourists in UK are irrelevant
>>61704184
>japs
another mrt tier shit
I think we should stay away from jap made trains
>>61704236
This is why we need to separate
>>61704102
As long as he kills drug users
We will let this pass
>>61704263
Seperatism wont happen, let it go
>>61704306
i dont need bobong sebuanos in manila, why not let them have it?
>>61704184
>Jap trains
In your dreams maybe, but Mindanao is getting chink trains too
>Build us a rail for Mindanao, build us a railway from Manila to Bicol
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/137093/duterte-tells-china-build-us-a-railway-and-lets-set-aside-differences-for-a-while
>>61704291
that's the only redeeming quality I see of him desu, anything than that he's bad at it
bobong tagalog spotted >>61704329
>>61704306
true desu, nobody cares about separating, the average Joe cares way more about earning Peso to feed himself and his family
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/794364/philippines-to-be-full-communism-government-names-president-duterte-as-first-chairman
>>61704224
w-what?? You mean with me or with her? O__O
>>61704306
As long as we have this
>>61702129
>>61702216
>>61702256
It will only grow larger
You should be the one to give up
>>61704368
putang ina mo mahal kita
bobo pak u
GIRI GIRI ai ikenai BOODAARAIN nan'ido G demo Subete kowashite miseru
>>61704380
See>>61704368
Its part of why we think we earn less
>>61704442
adik spotted
>>61704439
I dont speak Indonesian
>>61704479
what's the connection between the pic and the song anon.
>mf i even know the song
fuck i forgot to watch macross delta 9 and onwards.
>>61704415
Would I fuck a cuck?
>>61704542
what cuck? there is no cuck
>>61704479
One of the biggest reasons why we should separate.
I don't want to associate to the humiliation and idiocy he brings to this country.
>>61704439
I can land a helicopter on that nose
>>61704580
KOWTOW!
>>61704582
I can do better, I can land a Boeing plane on that nose and still call it soft landing
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/794325/duterte-wants-to-see-noynoys-penis/
Selamat lebaran
Bagi thr dong
Wkwkkwksksksk
>>61704306
Panay, Hiligaynons will rise again
OBOSEN!!!!
>remove algebra and trigonometry
>acquire science of drugs class
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/794279/students-to-be-taught-how-to-spot-drug-pushers
>>61704439
thats a very big catepillar above his eyes
>>61704686
KOWTOW
BBC
>>61704580
>it really makes you think
>>61704691
Women studies soon?
LGBT studies soon?
Islam subject soon?
I can feel it now
>>61704570
There is no cuck but (You)
I want a thread that talks about bestfriends then what do I get?
a f*cking separation, tagalog squattery, racist bullshit
GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!
RAYA RAYA RAYAAAAAA
>>61705114
No, the shit must separate.
>>61704958
I'm not a cuck, I'm an innocent and pure 2d school girl >_<
WHAT'S BETTER?
Zalora or Lazada?
separate count's on 8 guys, you're not shitposting hard enough
>>61705190
And a boy who got stuck in the friendzone
>>61705254
both shit desu
BERLALU LAH SUDAH RAMADHAN
>>61705279
SEBULAN BERPUASA
>>61705316
TIBA SYAWAL KITA RAYAKAN
>>61703197
about as first world as sweden and britain. props to them for accepting all those visayan refu- i mean rapefugees
>>61705265
Having a girlfriend is gay
>>61705386
Something something GEMBIRA
>>61705114
This is why we need to separate
OBOSEN!!!!
ITS TIME LADS
PINOY
R
I
D
E
WORLD
I
D
E
>>61702445
>Jolibee showing off his tummy
FUJOSHI SHITTERS SHOULD DIE
>>61705500
>swedish
>german
>korean
y'all tagaylogs need the BBC
>>61705494
http://iliriklagu.net/lirik-lagu-suasana-di-hari-raya-annuar-elina/
you could've look it up and copypasta
>>61705572
Dont make me go YAOI on your ass nigga
WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS LISTEN AND VOTED FOR A GOMMIE
Guys, try this site if you're a fan of creepypastas
http://www.hungzai.com/
>>61705601
One of the biggest reasons why we need to separate
BisayaMasterrace!
>give speech at the Philippine Air Force's 69th anniversary
>talk about drugs again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9GiipgUAQ
>>61705730
>sfogs
holy shit it's been over 10 years since i last saw sfogs. it was so popular in my highschool back then
>>61705480
It is if you are a girl like me :3
>>61705719
Because we want to bre it from this country and we don't want to be cucked by the Tagalog anymore see>>61705601
>>61705812
post feet
>>61705819
Brexit*
>have sex with wife
>wife asks me to dirty talk her
>talk about drugs
>sales hits all-time low this month
>boss calls me into his room
>get reprimanded about drugs
>go to a doctor
>finds out i have diabetes
>talks about drugs
>go to a pharmacy
>asks if they can buy me a paracetamol
>it's not available
>asks for alternative
>talks about drugs
>>61705776
>>61705719
>>61705500
>>61705408
>>61705819
Are you even trying?
>>61705781
Exterminating drug dealers & drug lords is his fetish
>>61705825
Trying to separate from >>61705601
Never forget!!
>>61705785
Millennial detected
>>61705879
Don't forget those degenerate drug users and suspects the one that are actually being killed
>>61705844
No!!! Pervert T_T
>holiday tommorow (thanks muslimcucks)
>lazy mode
>see local carinderya for food
>i feel its lumpia night
>buy 4 flute sized lumpia and rice
>eat it at home because im not a normie
>look up inside
>90% carrots, 5% meat, rest is bits of leafes
kek never again
>>61705999
>>61705850
Thus is why we need to separate
A visayan independent nation will never allow those
>>61705501
PHILIPPINES VS FRANCE, WE WILL DINE ON FRENCH TEARS TODAY, PUT LE PEN ON SUICIDE WATCH LADS!!!
>be dutdut
>attend business meeting
>talks about drugs
>attend presidential inauguration
>talks about drugs
>attend college graduation as man of the hour
>talks about drugs
>attend cabinet meeting
>talks about drugs
we get it, this guy is fucking serious
>>61705500
Top kek, considering they are so proud of being half something>>61702129
>>61706032
He's watching.
>>61705979
Okay I'll take the bait.
No drug users have been reported killed(yet), just drug pushers. Drug users are considered "victims" and 1st offense is not grounds for prison, just rehab. Small-time drug pushers are being killed because the big drug bosses dont want them to get interrogatedby the police to tell who their drug boss is
>>61706070
We need to distract the stupid masses finoy fried for the upcoming chacha
I bet it will be about separation so less people will question it
>>61706103
does dutdut even know that shabus in NCR are cooked in Bagong Silang in North Caloocan? Muntinlupa and Paranaque is not the only cities in NCR that has a shabu factory
>>61706100
Is Dutdut watching the game live?
Heard he will
Di Malaysia kalo lebaran libur sehari doang apa agak lamaan ?
>>61706072
KEK sure they are tagalog scum
>>61706103
They are users that "Naglaban sa police"""
>>61706100
We've come so far if he's there.
Also, I can't watch the stream puta.
>>61706175
Are you a pusher?
have we elected a new meme gf yet?
>>61706175
How'd you know? Mar?
>>61706178
No he's busy fantasizing of killing drug lords
>>61706196
OBOSEN!!!!
>>61706257
All bisayans know each other
>>61706267
>WE WUZ SRI-VIJAYA 'N SHEEEEEIT
top lmao
>>61706251
Ur mom Lmao top lel
>>61706196
Good to know separatism is alive and well
>>61706267
I admire your dedication to shit posting. But you failed to color the likes blue when you were editing
>>61705265
I don't know who that is
>>61706209
He's actually there for Canada vs. Turkey. Sticking around for Gilas vs. France, I guess.
http://www.spin. ph/basketball/fiba/news/steve-nash-manila-fiba-oqt
>>61706300
Its the "we wus vikings n sheet" thats being panderd the most
>>61706150
i don't get this separation meme.
i have been everywhere in the philippines except Zamboanga, Maguindanao, and Sulu and i have never talked to any bisaya who pushes independence of their region.
>>61706225
>>61706257
>How'd you know?
because i live in Tondo and i travel to North Caloocan. just to give you an idea, Bagong Silang was a relocation site for the slum people from Tondo and Commonwealth. Bagong Silang is divided into bunch of phases, phase 1 being the least contaminated with drugs and phase 9 being the worst hit of drug-related problem. shabus are cooked in phase 8 and phase 9, not only drugs are the prominent problem in Bagong Silang but as well as robbery, rape, and murder. Bagong Silang gets extremely dangerous when you enter phase 4.
>>61706294
But the adiks & pushers were tagalog?
>>61706251
>>61706320
lel
so far all our mem gf's have been pinay qt's
wanna suggest an Indon qt?
>>61706358
Fact Visayans are Master Race
We will be soon great again
>>61706417
>implying
i don't want someone with roast beef pussy as our meme gf.
>>61706415
Triskelion? More like Tricycle yon lmao.
>>61706417
no mainstream pls
>>61706446
true
>>61706405
Its not a meme its real even older than duterte's prominace see>>61706415
>>61706358
Are you colorblind?
>>61706418
Ilani is not chink enough to be considered as malaysian
You can count her as indon gf
>>61706417
Alodia needs a BBC
>>61706441
No you're not
>>61706446
Bakit nakita mo naba? ulol
>>61706405
So, like, you know the factories and stuff? Did you report it to Dutdut?
DUTDUT IN GAME
>>61706523
Duterte will bring true freedom to the VisMin
>>61706503
>Its not a meme its real even older than duterte's prominace
then separation is a very minor issue
and nobody cares about frat gangstas
>>61706487
TGP wanna-be spotted
>>61706251
I need more dilaw girl in my life
FUCKING DUTDUT.
HOLY SHIT.
DUTDUT WILL JUMP BALL
>>61706592
she mainstream now
and she's not even an A-lister celebrity. walang hustisya sa mundo
>>61706577
>frat gangstas
Ibahin mo ang Triskelion ulol
We are NOT a gang, only an idiot will think we are
>>61706578
but I don't drive a tricycle
is this designated cucks thread?
>>61706391
That is a certain Flipbong who posts here regularly
>>61706596
>>61706599
I CAN'T SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??
>>61706668
You mean Flipbong? Yeah, he's here.
>>61706405
The separation thing is alive and well and became even more prominent with duterte that's why he won.
And that's why we Need a distrction like the drug problem to volly the attention else where or else the media will explode if chacha means separation in the first place
Separation is also an economic thing the province wants more economic Independence where they can decisid what happen to their land and not the gov.
>>61706693
tell me about flipbong. why is he a cuck?
>>61706542
>So, like, you know the factories and stuff?
i don't know the exact location of course, i don't have the balls to travel as far as Bagong Silang phase 9, it's a really scary area. no joke.
>Did you report it to Dutdut?
caloocan city hall is VERY AWARE of the crimes happening in Bagong Silang, and caloocan is helpless about it since there are not enough police stationed in Bagong Silang. the police themselves are scared of being stationed in Bagong Silang. i think the government knows about it but then drug-related problem in nationwide so it's understandable if they cannot instantly take action against drug lords in Bagong Silang.
so if you want to be a rich headhunter, you can just go into a killing spree in Bagong Silang. it's 3 million pesos per head of drug lords.
PARKER PLEASE, DESTROY THE MEME TEAM SO I CAN DRINK REDDIT TEARS!
>>61706577
See>>61706571
Even this came before him
I've seen this around 2008
>>61706666
QUADS
QUADS
QUADS
for the Triskelion wanna-be. BTW did one of our members stole your gf(if you have one)?
http://wiziwig.ru/basketball/watch-a78162-france-vs-philippines
http://wiziwig.ru/basketball/watch-a78162-france-vs-philippines
http://wiziwig.ru/basketball/watch-a78162-france-vs-philippines
GET IN HERE
>>61706715
Chased after a Bruneian qt who was taking a dicking from another.
>>61706415
Mar is a bisayan master race
>>61706782
Hes not chasing, hes waiting
Can Dutdut cure my gayness?
>>61706712
>The separation thing is alive and well and became even more prominent with duterte that's why he won.
only true for armm provinces, but not for visayas. nobody really cares about separation issues in visayas if it even exists.
>>61706758
exactly, that has been around 2008 and separation isn't even a big issue until now. visayas will be divided into different states but even the visayan people are smart enough to keep the country integrated
>>61706723
It's hard to take down drug lords since they have ties with the police, and if the police do drug raids, the drug lords will know & will already escape before the police come. Dutdut may be a tactless playboy but I agree with his stance on drugs
Holy shit Duterte with a dunk
Only leddit NCR fags denies separatism
I see this sentiment even form OFWs
>>61706782
He sometimes enjoy thinking about Brunei with another boy making a porno whilst he records it as the cameraman
>>61706830
Mar has Visayan(Ilonggo/Hiligaynon) roots but he grew up in Manila, I dont even think he speaks Hiligaynon
>>61706868
Cebu, Hiligaynons and Negroes are the loudest voices along with Davao Mindanao.
Ironically the want to because they speak the same language
Unity through language top kek
Why are there two niggas with pineapple hair? Are they twins?
>>61706995
He does, he can speak straight hiligaynon
He was blasted for doing that in cebu cause its different from Cebuano
Masaydo daw feeling.
only dumb fagalogs watch apehoops
>>61702560
they say seludong 2bh
>inb4 albularyo
>>61702560
Saint Lazarus Islands
>>61707009
They're not the same, Cebuanos cant understand Hiligaynons, Warays cant understand Kiniray'a. This is why we need K12, a lot of ignorant Filipinos think all Visayans speak 1 language
i love my bisaya gf, pls dont separate and sell yourselves to the foreigners
RIP FROGS
>>61703572
>old:Bukaw
where did u get the olden version? is there a dictionary site that has ancient filipino on it?
>>61703496
>ibuka
>buksan
>bukase
>bukse
also means Open and and that simple form is read as "B-kas", while Bukas (Tomorrow) is read as "Buukas".
>>61707058
Never heard of him speak straight Hiligaynon, just the basic "Madamo guid nga salamat" and "Salamat guid sang inyo nga tanan" after his speeches
>>61707137
Leave her to me once we separate. I'll take good care of her.
>>61707140
France 22 - 30 Philippines
This is it.
>>61706868
I see this the strongest form them desu especially from Cebu then illongos even Pampanga is joning the we are master race brigade and wants independence
Even their buisness people wants to do it.
In bicol its really strong maybe that's why the status co wants Leni to win to still keep them in the fold.
I don't even think the gov controls Samar and Leyte amymore not to mention south mindanao
Only NCR people are in denial
there's like only 0.01% of the total population in your province, including you, who wants to separate from the philippines yet you never think of the consequences of what will happen after your independence. only people who are so naïve thinks that their region will be better if they separated from us and governing a country is easy with your authoritarian ways.
>>61707127
No not really
We are more united into being a visayan that a filipino
>>61707175
Look for the UP visayas interview
>>61707227
News flash: Ilonggos hate Cebuanos because Cebuanos talk like they're angry & have a rough accent(though Ilonggos have rough accent too, but with a wavy tone).
In Iloilo if someone calls you Cebuano it means you're hard-headed. In Cebu if someone calls you Ilonggo it means you're a show-off or a probinsyano from the sacada
>>61707127
The ball flag with that hat is bisayaball
29-37
Espana-senpai must be proud
>>61707340
You're both still more united than someone from Rizal province to a cebuano
I'm so horny
>>61707453
it's our home court. it would be very embarassing if we lost this game
>>61707465
hehehehe
i don't really get you fucking faggots
i'm not going to question your pride as a cebuano from cebu, a waray from bacolod, an ilocano from ilocos etc., that's pretty natural and everywhere in the world you get to meet people like these like a bavarian to a german, a naran to a japanese, a tamil to an indian and so on..
at least give me any kind of reliable news about you demanding for separation from the philippines. you say this has been going even way before 2008 and i have yet to see a news about you shitheads rallying on the streets and demanding independence, or are you fucktards just a bunch of cowards?
yes, manila is a shithole etc. and that speaks the same for everywhere else. can you shut the fuck up about your forced ebin meme now? i hate to see dumb memes like mayor ang una and memenose
>>61707463
Not really, if a Cebuano or a Tagalog comes to Iloilo, both will be out of place for some time. It's even easier for the Tagalog to settle since he can just speak tagalog. The Cebuano has to speak tagalog for ilonggos to understand or learn hiligaynon
>>61707662
This is why we need to separate.
>Tied game
I think this is it guys
>>61707745
>dat shit defence
It's not over yet
what does /asean/ think of lonely fat grils?
that reminds me, this gilas pilipinas team plays in the name of tagalogs am i right?
>>61707802
can you not
>>61707811
nobody cares about your memes m8
>>61707802
That's not fat
This is fat (pic)
