I'm with her edition
lazy sunday anons
i wanna see how this escalates
>>61636941
NO!
alri lads
good night
>>61636957
america EXPLAIN
>>61637012
Being on vacation with your parents is awful
>>61637055
they probably fugd :DDDD
how long does it usually take you guys to be somewhat fluent in a foreign language? I keep trying to pick one up only to give up the next day
I need an excuse to call off work lads
>>61637168
2-3 days
just hang in a little longer
>>61637244
Call in gay.
>>61637168
A couple of years >>61637168
>>61637244
call in a bomb threat and make everyone leave
>>61637168
Learned english in a few months when I was about 5
>>61637244
This your first time calling off or you do that a lot?
Just say you are sick or had to drive your mom to the hospital.
>>61637244
say you have a twisted ballsac
>America will have an ABC president in my lifetime
>tfw
All the pussy i'm gonna get for supporting Hillary when she wins.
The slags supporting Hillary are much better than the BernieBots
>>61637579
The world needs less Obama.
>>61637663
i predict we'll get a mexican president, a non-immigrant origin black president and an indian president.
>>61637575
I just feel bad because its a busy time of year. But tbf, I was practically alone there yesterday as cashier for a line that traveled through half the store, and today half the staff is there so they should be good without me. I never call off, I've only done it twice in the year and a half that I've been there
>>61637754
>non-immigrant origin black president
>>61637046
Night senpai
>>61637782
Then call off.
You better not do it for the rest of the year though.
>>61637823
Obama's dad was an immigrant from Africa, not a descendant of 18th century slaves like virtually all other blacks here.
>>61637754
>Mexican president
you mean a chicano president
>>61637892
>he treats some niggers differently than others
>>61637754
As oppsed to an immigrant president?
DESTROY RACISM
BE LIKE A PANDA
HE'S BLACK
HE'S WHITE
HE'S ASIAN
>>61637892
Obama is culturally more white than Slick Willy.
>>61637055
Slick Willie is just doing what he does best tBh.
I have returned from ireland in time to celebrate the 4th, wew
I thought the German with the feet pics was cool until he started to exclusively post Asian feet
>>61636941
cuck. people like you are what's wrong with american politics
>>61638187
cuck
>>61638233
How is he a cuck
He's made his choice and he's sticking with it
>>61638190
i haven't posted a single pair of white pig feet ever
so when did i "start" exclusively posting asian feet (which are superior btw)
>>61638295
It seems I have made a mistake
>>61636941
She looks really fuckable here
>>61638235
kuck
>>61638446
at what?
http://thehill.com/latino/286346-dem-immigration-platform-courts-hispanics
who's voting for the minority supremacist party in November?
cum has been totally awful this weekend tbqhwydp (to be quite honest with you dump peoples)
>England lost to Iceland
>Iceland getting butt befuddled by France
When did England decide it sucks at soccer?
>>61638478
Quiet cuck
>>61638515
Me.
If Republicans wanted my vote they wouldn't have picked a racist to represent their party.
>>61636941
No matter what happens with the FBI nonsense, she will win. Americans will always vote for the 'New Radical Person'. Californians voted for Schwarzenegger because >muh terminator, Obama because >muh black guy, and they'll vote Hillary because >muh female.
good afternoon /cum/
>>61638567
england hasn't had a good national team in ages
>>61638567
I hope France can beat the bad guys.
>>61638403
Sorry bud
And thanks
>>61638640
wow high quality american post by a real american poster in an american thread
>>61638515
I there their are some cases where citizenship should be offered. Like people who have been here since they were small children and don't even know their home country. We should end the anchor baby crap though.
>>61638714
why are you so upset?
Who /blue/ here?
bud>dude>*POWER GAP*>m8>lad
>>61638640
Never seen this trip here before
>>61638782
Reporting
>>61638856
yeah im pretty new here
Who /toot/ here
>>61638911
why do you feel the need to trip?
is it because your american posts in this american thread by and for americans are of such a high american quality you want people to instantly know who wrote the american quality post?
>>61638954
literally r*ddit tier
if hillary wins im becoming a sad NEET
>>61637244
Tell them you can't find your pants
>>61638782
Me
>>61638954
Haha I did the same
>>61638782
how is there no majorty in whatever county Detroit is located in?
>>61638718
Removing Jus Solis requires a constitutional amendment. It'll never, ever happen.
>>61638614
>implying trump isn't a new, radical person
kys, kike-nigger
>>61639153
We are nothing alike you filthy animal.
Dabposting is the new vapeposting.
>Dabposting is the new vapeposting.
>>61639336
'no'
where do you hide your demons cum
>>61639168
Detroit doesn't take up the whole county.
Detroit metro area is 70% white because of the white flight to the suburbs while the city itself is 80% black.
>>61639292
Yeah you are a homosexual who posts anime
>>61639372
>>61639372
on the inside
Is hardcore mode supposed to be enjoyable in BF4?
>>61639372
In my feminine penis.
>>61639133
> someone saved my pasta
No one even replied to me when I first posted it, I'm so glad my hard work wasn't in vain.
>>61639247
>implying Trump won't replace the constitution with a new, better constitution
keep sucking that nigger cock, shill
Why do Europeans call the truth populism?
#tsmwin
>>61639452
because they're all fucking kikes
>vapeman is from germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CvrYRSlBRE
>>61639492
tsm sucks
you suck
>>61639439
bullshit
I saved this from some aussie. If you have more pls post them
>>61639492
Gas yourself, jesus christ nothing and I mean NOTHING triggers me faster than vile normie TSM scum.
>>61639515
clg got out picked (again) get trumped cuck
>>61638823
This
>>61638295
This. Asians have great leg game
>>61639109
Where can I find more of these? Do they have some for other states?
>>61639518
TRIPFAGGOT
>>61639133
>ifunny.co
>>61639566
doesnt even matter both clg and tsm suck
i'm obviously the best player
>>61639518
I never saved any of them, but I've written up a few cuck pastas and made threads with BLACKED webms to get myself banned for a while when I need a break from 4chan.
>>61638283
hes an alt rightist, anyone that disagrees with him is a cuck. its some weird fetish they seem to have.
>>61639109
Is Wisconsin as comfy as it appears to be in my hack fraud videos?
>>61639624
thanks I cropped it for next time
>>61639712
>makes pasta
>doesnt save it
I dont believe you, I have a lot of cuck pasta and that is my best one. I find it hard to believe you made it.
Sup
I'm going to consciously object to July 4th celebration. The US leaving British rule was an illegal act. God save the queen.
is cia really back
Weed before work was a mistake
>>61640017
He never leaves, he just takes long breaks
>>61640011
t. no fun
>>61640009
hello how are you?
my cock is hard and it's in my hand
>>61640071
Doing alright, I'm just dealing with the heat
Hello
>>61640184
Sup
>>61640161
where at
>>61640184
hi :)
All we need is an anime avataring anon to make /cum/ great again
>>61640141
Haha nice
>>61640311
hi ;)
What's something edible/drinkable that Canada is the best at making?
Perfect
>>61640355
>>61640385
What more could we ask for?
>>61640427
maple syrup
>>61640427
poutine
>>61640533
the best syrup is from vermont
nice general
>>61640427
we make da best smoked salmon jerky
Mexicans
Oxxo or Kiosko?
>>61640427
semen
I drink mine all the time
>>61640569
Neck yourself.
I claimed /Brit/ for us
>>61640591
>>61640642
>>61640071
>>61640161
>>61640184
>>61640355
What's going on here?
>>61640656
Haha nice
>>61640705
Nothing bro we're just chilling
I'm listening to the new blink
What are you up to?
>>61640705
are you jewish??
>>61640673
rude af
>>61637055
the us is really corrupt.
how about a montreal smoked meat sandwich
das good mane
>>61640780
Why do you want to know that?
Haha hello
>>61640780
No but everyone else here is, feels good to be back home as a goy in New Israel
>>61640762
Resting after a long flight, just turned off the disgusting Iceland/France match
>>61640844
>mustard
>>61640897
not an antisemite but,
are jews really gasseable people???
>>61640844
I haven't had anything to grub on all day
I can definitely go for one of those
>>61640922
Neck yourself
B.C. salmon burger
wew i gotta stop im gettin hungry
>>61640944
They are pretty fucking shady 2bh. They all seems to have a similar personality as well. My best friend was a really rich jew as a kid, his dad was arrested for two million dollars worth of mail fraud. Other good friend was jew and his dad was arrested for embezzlement.
They are certainly more intelligent and more successful/driven than the average person though
>>61641101
King salmon > Atlantic salmon
>>61641171
and what about their women....do they have big jewbs????
>>61641226
Most Jewish women are uggo.
>>61641226
It's a meme, they do have huge noses though. Mischling jewish women on the other hand are fucking hot
wisconsin is a nice place
>anon doesn't like mustard, I bet he has a small penis
My dreams are all dead and buried
Is it gay to let a effeminate man suck my dick?
>>61641701
dumb monkey
>>61641701
M A C A C O F E I O
A
C
A
C
O
F
E
I
O
Now that you have a progresive president
Can I go to live in Canada without collegue education?
I just want to work and dont be miserable
>>61641701
Yeah bro it is
Test
my butthole smells like pasta right now
>captcha was pasta
Is there anything actually good on netflix?
I'm bored as shit
>>61641782
>3 prop aircraft
im bored
entertain me pls
>>61641892
*entertains*
>>61641925
haha hehe
>>61641944
ya
Thank god I'm not a manlet.
*takes a hit from the vape*
>>61641865
Trailer Park Boys
Portlandia
>>61641992
why do they always use 5"9 for these things?
vela >>>>> vape
makin hashbrowns haha
>>61642057
King of the manlets vs optimal height for males.
90% of the people who posts these are self hating manlets themselves though.
>>61642069
>tfw /lat/ memes are so dank that it inspires me to keep learning Spanish
>>61642122
Madman
>>61642148
the green letters ahaha
>fucking a guy that looks like a girl is gayer than fucking a girl that looks like a guy
American logic
>>61642069
>You will never hold a vela to /lat/ memes
>>61642192
>sticking your dick inside an asshole of a person you know is a male is gayer than sticking your dick inside a vagina of a person you know is a female
>Canadian faggot logic
Does enjoying being penetrated by homosexual men make me gay?
>>61642192
It's heterosexual logic
So how do you guys feel about America?
>>61642192
>Fucking a man isn't gay as long as we both pretend he's a woman
>There are circumstances at all under which fucking a man would not be gay
Canadian logic
>>61642285
You are retarded. An asshole is an asshole, if it's attached to a feminine body it's less gay than if it's attached to a masculine body.
>>61642330
Total shithole. Africa tier.
>>61642316
Yes you fucking queer
>>61642368
>brings up assholes instead of vaginas like I was talking about
You're clearly mentally ill and/or retarded.
>>61642368
It's easier if you just admit you're gay.
Got a mate in Newfoundland who tells me college up there is dirt cheap. Will it be cheaper for me to get in state tuition from where I am or emigrate up there?
>>61642330
Greatest country in the world, though not without its flaws.
>>61642368
Don't waste your time, they are normies who are insecure about wanting to slam tight trap ass.
>>61642192
You've got it all wrong bro
I know some of you guys like to joke about these things, some of you might actually be gay/bi, maybe even in denial
There really is nothing like sticking your dick into a warm wet tight pussy
If someone doesn't find women sexually attractive but takes a bunch of boner pills and fucks a girl are they gay?
>>61642435
Why don't you google it nigger
>>61642410
how are you gonna fuck a dude in his vagina? virgin detected
>got a call to join a focus group next week
>$120 for a 1.5hr panel
>ask me my ethnicity
>"oh sorry, this panel is only available to aboriginal people"
Fucking hell
>>61642453
You're gay. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>61642453
>they are normies
>stating the majority of people are normal makes it "ok" for being a total complete homosexual faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngd9_pVAMRo
>>61642495
>literally believing that fucking a dude is ok as long as they have had a sex change
I've got bad news for ya...
>>61642489
most of the times you dont even get money, just a giftcard for that amount
>>61642479
3/10, best I can do.
>>61642540
You really need to come to terms with your sexuality. You're gay and there's nothing wrong with that. It's 2016 after all.
>>61642564
>be American
>be completely illiterate
>misread and misconstrue post
>get BTFO
>n-nice troll
>>61642057
because 5'9 is the average in the US and they can troll a sizable group of people at once.
>>61642607
Being a white guy in LA is like being a giant. I'm only 6'.
>>61642606
>be Canadian
>be completely faggot
>play mental gymnastics
>get called a faggot
>posts common pepe
>>61642663
>be American
>get BTFO twice
>reply with desperate greentext nonsense
3:0
>two men enjoying a little butt play is gay
Wow, sure is stormfront in here.
>>61642647
well i believe the average in the whole US among white people is 5'9. i live in socal so i can confirm that whites are far from the majority. hungry mexicans just don't get very tall.
>NYC: 95% "non-Mexican white" as of 1940
>LA: 89% "non-Mexican white" as of 1940
>New Hampshire: 99.9% white in 1940
>USA: 89.8% white in 1940
>Canada: 97.8% white in 1941
is this reversable
>>61642663
>be completely faggot
do you know what functional literacy is?
>>61642722
Has all the semen in your ass truly made you this desperate for the approval of a bunch of anonymous internet users that your fetish is "ok"?
morning, guys.
>>61642802
just stop replying to him you fucking dumbass
>>61642823
Nah, I'm bored before I go to work.
>>61642802
>be American
>get BTFO 3 times
>f-fucking a man with a "vagina" isn't gay...y-y-you're gay!!
>>61638782
>my state is completely blue
feels good
>>61642740
It's really weird when you remember growing up in a pretty white majority area. Now I go to the mall and it's like I'm on a safari or something.
I can´t fucking live like this
What's the best way to commit suicide, /cum/?
How will SJW's react when whites are a minority in America? Will be still be privileged shit lords to them?
>>61642889
Give me your sister in marriage first
>>61642889
Old age surrounded by loved ones.
>>61642911
who gives a shit lol
>>61642873
whats even worse is when you've been here for years, go home and get a little weirded out by how many white people there are.
>>61642911
>how will SJW
who cares
Arizonafags.
How do you keep your cities so white?
>>61642869
Both are gay fetishes. Are you happy now faggot?
>>61642889
Please don't. If you're seriously thinking about suicide then you have nothing to lose so go follow your dreams
>>61642952
Well, I was born in Washington and moved here when I was 10. It's funny when you go to places and Mexicans aren't doing the menial labor.
>>61642911
sjw's won't still be a thing. their idiocy is actually making it less socially acceptable to be pc. they'll either bring us to a point where we're totally rational or make more racists/mysoginists than there were before they came about.
>>61638976
ITS MY AUTISTIC MEME AMERICUNT MY GUILTY FETISH!!!
>>61642912
I don´t have a sister
>>61642984
My dream was for Iceland to win the EUROs, now it will never become reality
Might as well man up for once and walk into the sea
>>61642911
No, well just be the old threat that they still fight against.
>>61643023
>menial labor
thats all black and white people here, mexicans don't seem to do much besides sit on there porch, hang out outside of hardware stores, and bitch about how the govt won't help them. or posturing. they really like to just stand around looking tough
>>61643049
she would wear the mexican flag, not the american
>>61643061
>tfw no viking gf
>>61643171
tfw no mexican gf
*devours feces*
>>61640705
*takes sip of very hot coffee and burns tongue*
>>61636941
Naive, stupid millennials. Kill yourself.
Janitor?
More like JAM IT in her
amirite fellas? guys?
>>61643295
Mmm
>tfw you lived long enough to see the death of the west
>>61643379
>tfw you directly undermine nationalism and advance globalism
>>61643323
>>61643332
nice. real fucking nice. that guy busts his ass for us day after day. its a full time job and he doesn't even get paid. his only compensation is the knowledge that he's actively making sure that 4chan can stay as great as it ever was, nay, better than ever. its only through his hard work and dedication that this site can grow into the data farming, privacy invading, chinese honey pot it was always meant to be.
>>61643295
Nah, I aint gonna do it
>>61643379
>tfw you live long enough to see all the third world countries develop into america/europe tier nations while simultaneously watching first world countries evolve into borderless utopias of unimaginable power and wealth.
>>61642889
una vela
>>61643566
why do we include mexico? its terrible.
>>61643566
how to get mexican gf
Los caminos de la vida
>>61643637
they cost like 100 bucks tops, man. 20 if you only want a night. just go get one.
