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>>61514290
乙
desu
>>61514290
I thought you weren't supposed to use チ with the 2 marks.
ate The F
My gf's still not home from work lads.
Rest easy, japanons, you have approximately the same level of eigo as a fully licensed japanese teacher of english
>>61514429
ヂ is possible.
デンチ→デンヂ
>>61514442
pen
>>61514366
うん、全く理由がなかった
財布か電話を盗めてもなかった
Summer vacation started in western countries?
I saw many white/brown/black people in a suburb of Tokyo today.
>>61514613
Yeah it usually starts early June.
>>61514594
Oh my god that's terrible.
I'm sorry that I joked about your mishap.
I didn't know you were Muslim.
>>61514567
But there's no reason to use it normally, right?
My phone won't even let me type it.
>>61514290
katana is a shit
>>61514541
It's terse and gets the message through.
>>61514589
not penis
>>61514392
MORE
>>61514658
ever thought about stand up?
>>61514429
Some words use ヂ instead of じ. You just gotta memorize them
>>61514672
so that we know it's meant 電池 not 電磁
Did you try typing "di" instead of "ji" or "zi"?
And thai got ban the old thread got back to 308 thanks to that retard
>>61514726
>stand up?
for what? comedy?
>>61514755
ぢ ヂ
Oh hey, it worked. I didn't know that's how you had to type it.
>>61514794
yeah you have a natural talent for it, hilarious
>>61514647
>it usually starts early June.
I'm jealous of you
>>61514794
I think he was being sarcastic.
>be aussie
>get beaten up
>>61514825
Why would I want that?
I'm more than happy to pay people to stop laughing at me.
>>61514892
やべぇ
2016年半分終わった
Gomaimasu
>>61515085
konnichiwagozaimasu
>>61515048
後半もよろしくね(´・ω・｀)
>>61515097
>konnichiwagozaimasu
Doesn't that look like some German word?
someone please be my bf
>>61514594
ムスリムと間違えられたんじゃないのか
>>61515176
list the perks and benefits of being your bf
>>61515176
hello far west asian
複数で凶器を使った攻撃にしか見えん・・・
>>61514672
We use it. 「ぢ」 is definitely not 「じ」
What's wrong with you?
>>61515048
時の流れって早すぎっ
>>61514915
I made that imagine a few years ago, you stole it from me Nihon
>>61514594
うわあ、結構酷くやられてるじゃん。
ついてないとしか言いようがないな。
お大事に。
>>61514541
>this is a breif shedule
This is cute.
>>61514465
>he unironically believes she's at """"""""work"""""""
>>61515893
>he doesn't think he's unironically dating a delijo
>I'm at work
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467162995108.webm
who is a king of weeb?
電池って何ボルトか覚えてる?
最近の若者はググらないと分からないらしいよ
単三ボルト
my gf is sleeping in her bed at this moment 8000km away from me
and she doesn't even know I could lie next to her or massage her great legs right now
it's so sad
>>61516197
>>61516280
and she also doesn't know you exist
>>61516280
She is having another man massaging her great legs right now so don't worry
>>61516325
that's what I meant
>>61516337
that's not true you stupid virgin
>>61516197
Purest Weeb
but always be cheated by other Asian
>>61516447
Who? is him ?What is his name?
>>61516563
debidokun
>>61516254
何ボルトなんだよ
>>61516563
John Travolta
>>61516563
Nicolas Cage
Hollywood star
He always says "I wanna Japanese witfe" and got married with waitress in Sushi restaurant.
But she revealed she was Korean after wedding in fact.
He was divorced from this Korean.
But his gf now don't look Japanese.
>>61516680
ウサイン・ボルト
>>61516197
>>61516738
それは俺が言わないようにした言葉なのにw
>>61516296
Where can I get this jacket?
>>61516254
アルカリ性は一セルに約1.5V
リチウム性は一セルに約3.6V
鉛蓄電池は一セルに約2V
Don't take it seriously even if someone admires you for a fluent speaker of Japanese.
>>61516254
エネループは1.2v
Stop daddy it hurts.
>>61516738
>>61516864
You speak English very well!
translate the following sentence into your native language
-all the hate of the white race
>>61517049
all the hate of the white race
>>61517049
Peru no tiene amigos
>>61517049
白人の全ての愛情
>>61517049
I speak it a lot better than I write it, since english is more or less my real native language, but:
Bcя нeнaвиcть бeлoи pacы
>>61517049
ペルーはうんちです
>>61517086
>>61517145
>>61517169
>>61517200
all the hate of the white race
todo el odio de la raza blanca
白人の全ての愛情
Bcя нeнaвиcть бeлoи pacы
やはり日本語の美しさがキラリと光る。
>>61514613
gaijin hunters gonna be busy these weeks
>>61517049
die Haut ist kein Organ
>>61517049
おちんちんはおまんこよりおいしいです。
>>61517049
PUTANG INA MO
>>61517346
Suprisingly most white gaijins are with their white gf.
What's the difference between saying "oishikattadesu" vs "oishideshita"
>>61517414
>>61517414
are they all fat
>>61517450
No, they look good.
>>61517440
"oishikattadesu" sounds natural, but "oishideshita" sounds unnatural.
>>61517569
This
>>61517440
How do you feel if someone says that I want to did instead of I wanted to do
>>61517700
not him but i'd feel okay with it because i'm used to hearing engrish all the time
>>61517700
>I want to did
That makes no sense at all, other than sounding unnatural, does oishideshita make sense?
>>61517748
Are you in Vancouver?
>>61517905
yes. no bully please
Is there a specific term for women who work in Soaplands?
>>61517700
>How do you feel if someone says that I want to did
I would find it pretty cute.
>>61517825
Japanese people would get what it means but "a foreigner detected" atm
スマホから見てる初心者なんだけど
2chアプリに慣れすぎてるせいか若干見づらい
(特にレスを多段ポップアップ表示できないところ)
ios用の良い4chanビューアアプリない?
それとも他に解決策ある?
>>61517944
Are you Asian Canadian?
>>61518059
I'll be sure not to say, just wanted to know
>>61518002
Your mom
>>61518120
>>61518002
ソープ嬢
soup-jo
>>61518120
>>61518120
>>61518215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCqRB9R9hs
>>61518091
泥ならある
他の解決策はパソコンで見る
Originally, desu is used for a noun and masu is used for a verb or an adjective.
Therefore actually, oishuugozaimashita is right.
Though, once many Japanese couldn't use this way of speaking, so a wrong way of 'oishikattadesu' changed into a correct way about 80 years ago.
>>61518142
>>61518301
うーむ、やはり泥にしかないか
PC用表示もやってみる
ありがとう
I'm worried about Japan
What will happen to Japan's future?
>>61518416
脱獄したらアプリがある
iOSに詳しくないが調べて見ると面倒くさそう
frisches Kimchi Mett
>>61518580
Japanese economy will colapse after the olympic games
>>61518721
so, we will be able to take japanese waifus just like in thailand and the philippines?
正直外国人と仕事するのに慣れると、
その後くされのなさが楽になる。
日本人はいろいろとめんどくさい。
I was just thinking to myself in a moment of acute distress of how hard it is to acquire a Japanese girlfriend and then it dawned on me there are people on a Chinese silk weaving forum who hold the answers I seek...
I ask you, dear Japanese posters , how does one obtain a Japanese girlfriend?
>>61518799
this is my favourite meme question
>>61518799
do you look anything like david beckham
>>61518799
Ok. Ander profitips:
Inzwischen kann man nich mehr einfach nur landen wenn man weiß ist, also ein bisschen gepflegt solltest du auch sein.
Gibt aber einige von den Unis veranstaltete Japan-Stammtische, etc.
Da lernst du leicht "tandem-partner" kennen, also zum "sprache lernen”.
Wenn du kein kompletter omega bist bringst du ihr schon nach dem zweiten Treffen bei wie man auf deutsch nach dem Hahn verlangt.
Bei mir kommt hinzu, dass ich obwohl ich wie Ryan Gosling aussehe, ein echtes Interesse an der Kultur habe, also nich nur moderner animukack sondern auch alte Filme, etc.
>>61518700
haha are you getting hated by all the korean?
I hope when you arrive at airport they will be there to bully you
>>61518841
It's not a meme, leaf m8.
I must know the answers of how to get one of those kawaii J-girls
>>61518869
Who else does?
>>61518276
kys
>>61518888 (fucking checked, m8)
Understood
thread song
https://youtu.be/RKJur8wpfYM
>>61518894
mad Koreans because I take away their football player waifus
>>61518956
that's nothing. I promise I will get the 66666666 for my gf too
>>61518888
>obwohl ich wie Ryan Gosling aussehe
Of course you do
>>61518976
this is good music for 荒らし
>>61518901
I also want to know how to get girl friend in Japan haha
>>61519026
I will be there to report you/steal the post
>>61519027
it's a /deutsch/ meme. the guy is still in the thread but he never took a picture and he's probably a neckbeard
>>61518184
こいつに似てる
>>61518109
yes. no bully please
(sorry, I completely forgot about your post)
>>61519162
>>61519071
lel. the first time I got banned was because I wrote "I laughed when the Fukushima disaster happened" in this thread
the japs report everything
>>61518783
後腐れが無いのは、底辺の作業所とかで中国系や南米系外国人と一緒だからじゃないの?
外資系で働いてたときは外国人はみんな飲みに行くの好きだったぞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyL5ABXltW8
Can japanese watch this? Please enjoy degeneracy
>>61518799
Do you have lots of money?
The F. never fails to remind me of what contemptible, vile, little frog eating, bum-bashers, the French really are
Why won't they just fuck off
>>61519228
そう、まさにお前のようなのが日本人のめんどくささだ。
なんの謙虚さもなく、自己顕示欲と他人をこき下ろすことだけに長けている。
>>61519364
no
>>61519454
FIGHT ME FAGGOT
どんな立場にしろ彼らは少なからず能力に比して理不尽な評価を受けることがある。
だから労働の貴賎を馬鹿にすることはない。
また外資系を自慢にするアホな外国人ビジネスマンなどいない。
>>61519433
>自己顕示欲と他人をこき下ろす
>>61518783
>自己顕示欲
>nihonjin !np99yrXi7c
自己紹介?高度なギャグ?
ラジオ番組の生放送中に女性タレントを殴るなどしたとして、愛知県警千種署は30日、名古屋市瑞穂区初日町1のタレント、宮地佑紀生(本名・由紀男)容疑者(67)を傷害の疑いで逮捕した。容疑を認めている。
逮捕容疑は今月27日午後2時55分ごろ、同市東区東桜1の東海ラジオのスタジオ内で、「宮地佑紀生の聞いてみや~ち」を放送中に共演の女性タレント、神野三枝さん(50)の左膝を数回蹴ったり、唇にマイクを当てたりし、全治約10日間の傷害を負わせたとしている。
千種署によると、神野さんが28日に被害届を出した。「これまで威圧的な態度をとられることはあったが、暴力は初めて」と話しているという。
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160630-00000033-mai-soci
事件発生時の音源(12:00~)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k48Z7YkVxLo
>>61519755
自慢に見えるのは君の心の問題じゃないの?
強制匿名の設定の意味がない
>>61519433
>なんの謙虚さもなく、自己顕示欲と他人をこき下ろすことだけに長けている。
そう思うなら、お前がそういう態度を改めれば?
>>61519230
Rubbing one out, to be honest.
>>61519781
>>61519889
よっぽど狭過ぎる世界しか見たことが無いから極論しか言えないのだな。
底辺とガイシ系だけが外国の接点と考え、
それが自分の特権であると考えているなんて、
みっともないな。
>>61514613
How does that make you feel?
>>61519889
>>61519938
そのネチネチと人を追い落とそうとするような言動だけが得意な者をしばしば見かける。
無駄な動きだな。
moshimoshi
jesus desu
>>61520191
ciao
もうこの流れが日本人のめんどくささ表してんな
>>61520030
俺が一言でもそんなこと言った?
おまえ自分がまさしく粘着質なやつだって気づいてないの?
後腐れないのはお前が粘着質できもいからみんな寄り付かないだけだろ
悪霊退散
https://youtu.be/fw2ZZ4Sf7D0?list=PLZpqTWGpS_hP201k_QRj1r9wps0ASH59X
*日本語での投稿*
すごいですね
コテ外して多数派工作とか恥ずかしくないの?
>>61520320
「みんな」をすぐ持ち出すところだ。
自分の言葉に罵倒語が並んでいることには気にも留めない。
それが当たり前になってしまっているのだろう。
無為な存在だ。
>be japanese
>make the best motorcycles in the world
>can't win any world championships
>>61520476
*日本語で君の日本語を褒める*
よくできました
>>61520463
すてきな
>be aussie
>get beaten up
>>61520589
ありがとう葉
>>61520678
どういたしまして紅茶
>>61520710
>born from a family of merchants
>have several social anxiety
>>61520842
CANNOT FABRICATE
>>61520842
Sins of the father
>>61520488
このへんは全部ひとりだと思ってるから大丈夫(>>61520320 >>61519938 >>61519889 )
>>61520842
You shouldve been aborted?
lately Im thinking about going to pattaya to commit suicide.
I will draw smug pepe on my suicide letter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQwAtUmFO0Q
名前外すべ
まあめんどくせえし
本当に追い詰めてやんよ
>>61521140
screencapped
Since both お and を are pronounced o
why even have the latter? or was it actually pronounced wo in the past?
>>61521140
>I will draw smug pepe on my suicide letter
I genuinely laughed at the thought of someone trying to figure out why a silly caricature of a frog is on a suicide note
>>61521117
>>61521140
What changed your mind, peru?
>>61521318
>actually pronounced wo in the past
yes, you're right
>>61521318
the both are pronounced the same, 'o'.
The latter 'o' is only used as a particle.
>>61521465
>>61521476
Thanks
so, it would only be used like this? カタカナを
>>61521571
Yes.
>>61521117
精神科へどうぞー
>>61517049
todo o ódio da raça branca
>>61518783
>>61519433
この人なんでわざわざ日本語スレに来るの?
peru wants a korean girlfriend
he realizes he will never achieve this normally and organically because he is an autist and weird and brown
so he is very depressed I think
>>61521318
it's just make stuff easier to read just like は.
When did you lost your virginity?
>>61522806
Never.
t. 21 year old virgin
24 year old wizard apprentice here
>>61522806
>When did you lost your virginity?
What a cruel thing to ask.
>>61522806
Next year :^)
>>61522838
If you lost your virginity with a woman who have lots of experiences since she was 16 years old, and marry with her, do you feel jealousy on her?
>>61522378
yap , I was born in the wrong world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRMCEzwHaU
>>61523052
i don't think I would date a woman who had had lots of experiences.
Rather, I should say, I don't think a woman like that would be interested in a virgin like me.
However, if it did happen, I would feel pretty inadequate while I was with her, since she has lots of experience to compare my performance to, while I wouldn't. I'd also be suspicious that if my performance doesn't satisfy her, she might cheat on me.
Realistically, however, I have to find myself a qt religious waifu and hope for the best
>>61523243
>Realistically, however, I have to find myself a qt religious waifu and hope for the best
>tfw you'll have to go to church every sunday and attend bible meetings just so you don't end up alone
>>61523243
relationships are not just about sex
if you have other things to offer and she's a good person she won't cheat on you
>>61523104
loved the bang sound at the end
like the sound of an old shoe that hit the floor
日本の夜明けぜよ
>>61523052
what
why would anyone feel jealous? is this how normies really think? is getting laid multiple times really that important to their lives?
that's literally just as autistic as otaku who throw their money away for merchandise of their 2D waifu to prove their love
>>61523487
Naの夜明けどす
>>61523549
NZ*
lewd
I wonder if my gf would give me her jersey as a gift
or even better a kiss.. pls
>>61523614
韓国人なのかこの娘
かわいいな
>>61523839
she's a Japanese porn star
>>61523614
the front of knees are truly the ugliest body part
>>61523536
I think some people feel jealous towards their wives.
For example, in case you are 20 years old virgin, and you does lots of faps everyday by watching x-video, but meanwhile your future wife does lots of sex with her bf at the fucking same time.
Some years later, your virginity will be given to her, and you will marry with her.
>>61523898
ああどうりで
やっぱり日本人と韓国人は顔の違いは明らかだった
下半身は親日と言うやつか
>>61523954
I still don't understand why anyone would feel jealous
how is it even possible for a loser virgin to marry some woman who's had sex multiple times
>>61523953
Literally nobody has nice looking knees. You just have to look past the knees.
>>61523614
too plastic but why she didn't fix gummy?
I have a real gf now
>>61524091
>how is it even possible for a loser virgin to marry some woman who's had sex multiple times
it's possible enough.
When those women consider about their marriage, some of them would choose to marry with losers who are rich or who are honest persons.
>>61524208
it's hard to look past them when they stand out so much. the back of the knees are good though. can't really go wrong with them
>>61524218
your grills deliberately go for fangs and westerners think front gaps are cute, same difference
rude
I wonder if my gf would like to go to the Boeun national park with me
>>61524505
japanese teeth can be so fucking creepy
lads
what's the Japanese website where you can chat randomly with a jap stranger
how to get a japanese gf?
>>61524890
nobrain.dk
>>61524786
>that
>creepy
>>61524786
>catgirls are creepy
Go home The F., you're drunk.
>>61524993
>>61524958
do not tell me it looks good
>>61524708
9.3/10 nice cat
>>61525077
but it does
>>61524948
Have ambitions and goals in life, so that even if you're not rich now, you show potential for being rich one day. Be nice to waiters and small animals. Don't hit her or pull her hair.
>>61525128
dude it's turning a 8/10 into a 3/10
>>61525161
more like a 7/10 into a 7.5/10
>>61524505
that is not bad
I don't wanna see gum
>>61524505
>westerners think front gaps are cute
what
>>61525077
While that pic is a pretty extreme example, I find it pretty cute most of the time.
>>61525160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwlo_mzbbWE
what is this
I can understand kankoku
>>61525476
>extreme
how new
>>61525476
> that pic is a pretty extreme example
No it's not. Yaeba is not even trend or something. That's average Japanese female teeth.
wake up japs
>>61526436
Looked less good on the other pic. Might have been the angle or something. I find it cute on that pic.
>>61526436
>tfw no gf with magical dick-sucking teeth
Ohayo anon
>>61528069
HELLO
I love you
>>61528069
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin-kun.
We've been waiting for you.
>>61528069
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
A real Nihonjin
>>61528403
ohayo best friend.
>>61528195
>>61528403
>>61528536
W-what is going on……
