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>>61424554
>>61424850
could you lads take a look at this?
Do you want to hear a joke about jews?
I like dog
>>61425294
jew're gaymany?
Hi, dogs
Why japanese girls so ugly?
>>61425217
乙
6th for dogs
7th for give me a job
>>61425217
おお、キリンちゃんはその子が好きやね
the Fの去就や如何
>>61425294
The German Likes Jews NOW
8th for big penises
>>6142539
Your job is gay-prostitute
btw new video by asian boss on japanese women's ideal wedding partner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIMYW9D9ods
>>61425362
Because Japanese nose is small
how can a woman be so perfect?
>>61425217
おつ
>>61425287
peach&cherry jelly
How do you get a jewish girl's number?
- Ask her to roll up her sleeve
XD
>>61425462
Small nose is nice but other fucking awful
>>61425294
>>61425487
i bet you'd love it if she crushed your head between her thighs after a match
>>61425422
h
>>61425439
>>61425480
ここにリア充がいるぞ
>>61425438
Most of current Japanese are not conscious of the nasal sonant.
However, we find much use in Kanto and Tohoku dialects.
Hello
>>61425459
>taller than 175m
>about 180cm
>i like muscular guys
I knew what I was going to hear, but I watched it anyway
>>61425861
娘をオデコキスしろパンチュリア!!
>>61425861
嫁を手ピストンしろパンチュリア!!
>>61425861
仕事しろパンチュリア!!
>>61426157
>>61426257
ちやちゃんベストガール
>>61425861
職を失えパンチュリア!!
>>61426197
くまみこの最終回
こけたな
手マンは貼れない
>>61425459
>tfw 170cm 55kg
>>61426331
最近くまみこ見てないな
8話のところで切った
>>61425459
I wonder if every girls in Toyko get asked for what's the ideal boyfriend to them?
>>61426230
>>61426327
知っているか?
気象庁の出す警報には「シナリオ」がある
つまり、何時頃に「大雨警報・洪水警報」がでるかの「シナリオ」が予め発表される
それに従って、今、待機というお仕事中なの
暗い役所の部屋に唯一人いるのよ
>>61426490
見なくてよい
来季は何を観ようかな
>>61426450
>tfw 170cm, 80kg
>>61425459
>they don't care about how men look, all they care is money
I knew it
Why do Japs shove scallion up their ass when they're sick?
>>61425927
hi
>>61426740
F A T
A
T
>>61426597
え。天気予報してるの
実はキモオタのふりをして可愛い天気ねえちゃんかな?
>来季
そういえば来季のアニメ一覧まだ見てない
Jojo + Berserk Friday
Great time to be alive
虐めてやる、白豚!
>>61427110
これ何のネタ?
>>61427110
喜んで…
>>61427110
パ…パンチラ〜…
>>61427020
違う。
例えば、警報に従って、列車(JR)などの交通機関を止めたり、道路を封鎖したり、色々しなきゃならん。正確には積算雨量に従って決まるのだが。
一部の学校では休校になる。
僕が具体的に何をするかは、身バレするので秘密だが、どうも明日の朝以降になりそうだ。
僕は事務屋だし、今はすることもない。だから、暇なの。
>>61427253
IDZ
IJIME, DAME, ZETTAI
>>61427314
パンツは浪漫です
>>61427110
Can you tell me more about this porn?
>>61427454
なるほど
君のお仕事をください
>>61427110
I wish girls would pay that much attention to me
こんばんは
前スレでは、まだ犬食論争が続いています
>>61427494
ガッキーて、いたな
>>61427558
リョナ
Google for "バッキー事件"
>>61427657
先ずは、試験を通ってからね
>>61427771
おこんぱんわ
まゆゆでしょうか
rate this girl
she is so hot
who is your favorite L League player?
>>61427908
On a korean scale or beauty scale?
>>61427898
まゆゆじゃない。ごめん。
ここにはめったに来ないけど。
>>61427984
では、最近、お目にかかれない
六本木の旦那
でしようか
>>61427908
6 / 10 in the west, 8 / 10 for an asian
>>61427908
8/10 in the west, 6/10 for an Asian
>>61428092
まゆゆって、そういうあだ名のロシア人がこのスレッドによく来るとしか知らない。どういう人か、まったく分からない。
>>61428096
>>61428171
人の好みって複雑だなあ
>>61427796
誰かの嫁を寝取るして娘を復讐させるというわけの試験なのか
しがない糞ひきニートですが、その試験受けて見る
>>61428092
六本木の旦那って、どういうこと?六本木で知り合った彼氏ということか?
>>61428092
つゆに舐められたい
>>61427908
まだ生きてたのかこのゴミ
さっさと自殺しろ浅黒猿
>>61427494
ぺろぺろ?!
>>61428448
ぺろぺろ
>>61428242
NTRは難しいぞ
ヤンデレ化して襲ってくるかも
>>61428252
六本木に住んでるロシア人。*寿司屋はやってない 趣味はぁチンピラを虎落としでぶっ殺すこと
と云う、このスレの最古参のコテ
>>61428310
Lick Lick Lick
>>61428400
>>61428599
なるほどね。
Saw this on Twitter, does anyone know a rough translation of it?
https://twitter.com/kanedo_/status/747412129217556480
>>61428757
ちょうど日本語スレで話題になってたなw
女の子を口説かなかったのはホモだったから・・・
Guys what do you think about tanabata? I've had some people tell me it's a festival just like any other, and other people tell me it's a strictly romantic festival like valentine's day.
I'm taking a girl to a tanabata festival on a date, trying to work out just how keen she is.
私の頭の中には超小型のキムチが埋め込まれていて常に私の思考を盗聴しています
>>61430054
ハイテクキムチ
>>61428757
About the judge who posted pics of his own figure half-naked, the more I watch his Twitter, the more I become sad.
Why such a harmless man must be exposed to public attention in the conscientious account, who only sometimes gives merely white briefs seminudity images, while sharing specialty knowledge, without doing sexism like RT that he did not urge a girl in replies?
なんか、おかしいな。誰か適当に修正。
>>61430020
結婚して15年も経てば、年に一回しかエッチしないのは、普通っすね
>>61430054
それはネトウヨという病気です
How do I destroy the Japanese economy?
今思ってるけど、僕のせいで日本語を話せるカナダ国旗が最初の時ニートだと思わせるかね
>>61430365
Wait 20 years.
>>61430494
>>61425459
>the girl with the red dress
>short, fat, uneducated is ok
what the
>>61430365
War
I wonder if there is any chance Canada will be the trigger the start of WW3
>>61426331
くまみこのどこに巫女要素があるの?
これアイヌの衣装じゃないの?
>>61430687
いつか…!
>>61430847
そうか…まだ有名じゃないのか
>>61430853
Watch till the end. She needs her "bf" to pay for the taxi ride home after date, she says she even doesn't want her "bf" to take her home. It means, she is a typical woman.
>>61430998
how can other prime ministers even compete?
>>61430365
Get out from EU
>>61430998
they will make an apologize speech instead of a war speech
>>61430494
大半の日本人がカナダ国旗に思うことは、アジア系の人なんだろうか
ということかな
正直こんな場末の掲示板にいる時点で多かれ少なかれみんなアホだよ
>>61430853
なんで、such a harmless man like meがパンされんねん
>>61430183
* who merely sometimes gives white briefs seminudity images,
* without teasing a girl in replies, nor doing sexism, nor RT ?
最語は意味的に修正
>>61431301
単にカワイイだけ
それにしても最後の幼児退行はいただけない
>>61431316
えっ
もしかして、NTRで有名な・・・
>>61431543
そうなんですか?
白人だと思われたことしかなかった
>>61431427
こういう事やられると普通にキモイ
日本の女子は嫌うと思う
>>61431797
白人かアジア人かということで話題に変わりないだけで、基本的にカナダ国旗はアジア系だと思ってる
白人なら白人ですって言ってもらわないとイメージが涌かない
>>61431884
なるほど。まあ、アジア系だからそりゃありがたいw
>>61431790
NTRフェチで有名な美ヒキ番人
おやすみ
>>61431797
あなたの国には
sooooooo many Asian immigrants
がいますよね。それゆえ我々も
カナダは黄色い移民のほうを意図している。
悲しいことに、カナダのアジア移民はこの国では好ましく思われていない
この子を舐めたい
Stupid question. Do you have to take the level 5 JLPT in order to take the test for level 4?
study japanese in akihabara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Y9ShF4n18
>>61432895
No, you don't.
>>61425217
is she your arya stark now?
>>61432493
ここのアジア人以外誰にもそれがいいことだと思もわれないと思うw。
正直、ここに生まれたよかったからどうでもいいと思うがそのせいで僕がクズだと思う時がある(´･ω･`)
>>61432920
intercultural is your favorite word
>>61432801
一緒に舐めよう
>>61432801
What did you do to Mayuyu?
아아아아아아아아ㅠㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
>>61432984
the girl who plays arya is ugly
>>61434099
good job retard
>>61434099
kek at those genetically modified eggs
>>61434020
I've never seen Mayuyu posting here.
>>61434099
get owned
Is it worth learning Japanese if translation technology becomes accurate in the next couple years?
>>61435350
will the technology be able to understand even the context?
>>61435350
You need strong AI to understand all complexities of the language. Especially Japanese, which is extremely context-reliant.
>>61435606
Eventually it will happen. It's a matter of when, not if.
Japan is dead
>>61436168
Are you sure that the technology will correctly translate the sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" in future?
>>61436585
They're just sleeping, anon.
You can speak to them later when they wake up.
>>61436645
Wot
>>61437171
I'm here, lad.
>>61437276
You woke up early today, anon.
I hope whatever your plans were, they were worth interrupting your dreams for.
>>61436738
looks nice, what is that
>>61437276
go to bed man it's super late
>>61437327
>>61437399
I7m drinking now
what are you guys drinking now?
>>61437460
straight up water from the sink
>>61437350
they call it tteok-tui-sun
tteokbokki, fried squid and sundae
>>61437460
I have to take a drug and alcohol test on Thursday morning so I'm not drinking anything, but otherwise I would be drinking ginger wine.
It's cheap and pretty sugoi.
>>61436585
It is Korea of the glory
>>61437460
Coffee
>>61437607
Alcohol test? Why?
>>61437580
Can you drink hard water?
>>61437607
>a drug and alcohol test
Why must you take the test?
Are you a sport player?
>>61437706
>Alcohol test? Why?
It's mandatory for the college I'm attending. Most of the students have had trouble with drink/drugs in the past so there's a drug and alcohol test to make sure everybody's doing okay. I've never had a problem before, but I haven't drunk anything in a while just to play it extra safe.
>>61437901
But I think you can drink now because the alcohol will be digested until your test
そう、俺らはまだ睡眠中なのだ
>>61437901
For college? That's crazy. Even drug testing for college is nuts.
>>61437977
I think you're right anon, but I'm being extra safe just in case. I'm no booze hound, I'll just drink afterwards.
Wimbledon is messing up my mum's sleeping cycle.
>>61438304
Pics of mom?
>>61438304
I will pay you 20000 Yen if you send me her used panties
>>61438347
wut? no!
>>61438200
you are a steady student
I wish you had voted remain by/with (which? teach me) your steadiness
>>61438402
I'll ask her. We need extra money to repaint room walls.
>>61438467
jk only interested in zainichi milfs
>>61438423
>pic
Disgusting.
>>61438602
I am sure you told me you will never come here except weekends
I am sad you told me a lie again. Mr. kein
>>61436168
It's cooler to use foreign languages by yourself
>>61438761
I had no school because of finals week
>>61438810
What language is the coolest for using for Japanese
>>61436168
Yeah, so you will just sit and wait? Stop being so lazy.
Good morning, anons.
>>61439007
Go back to sleep
>>61438440
>I wish you had voted remain by/with (which? teach me) your steadiness
With?
Why does it matter to you in any case, anon? You are Japanese.
神様、朝から苺かき氷食べる俺を許してたもれ
>>61438906
What do you mean? I can't make a head or tail of it.
>>61438914
If it happens soon like I expect, why not?
Personally I'm waiting for it to be downloaded into my brain via matrix but that's further off.
>>61439007
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin-san.
>>61439082
>Why does it matter to you in any case, anon? You are Japanese.
You know there are lots of Japanese companies in UK, for their benefits, remain was necessary
Certainly I am a Japanese, but I live not only in Japan but also in the world
>>61439043
>wake up
>visit the Japanese thread before anything else
>say good morning
>I was said go back to sleep
why? ;_;
>>61439082
abenomics basically got fucked over because of brexit
Hundreds of japanese companies need to find a new home for their european offices and factories
>>61439217
>soon
What do you classify as "soon"? You don't think this kind of stuff will be out in the next 10 or so years, do you?
>>61439273
>>61439429
Everything's gonna be daijobu, anons. Let's push forwards past this knee-jerk reaction and onwards into a brighter future.
>>61439429
Abenomics was a flop with or without Brexit.
>>61439475
5 years give or take
screenshot me
>>61439507
I just hope British will handle your future well
You are a member of "Great" Britain
Every time, people buy Japanese yen when something bad event occurs such as war or brexit.
How can we persuade these investors who think Japanese yen is a safe currency not to buy?
>>61439632
I seem to be highly misinformed. Please tell me why do you think that, do you have any links or papers?
>>61439577
Now it's officially finished.
Abe can't pull it off at least for two years. And that is probably more than how long his political career is gonna last.
How do you know if someone is talking about 中国 = China vs 中国 = Chugoku region of japan
>>61439291
it's 4:00 am, no?
why would you want to wake up at 4:00 am.
If I woke up at 4:00am I would go back to sleep
>>61439814
>How do you know if someone is talking about 中国 = China vs 中国 = Chugoku region of japan
CONTEXT
How do you know if someone is talking about "lie"=
to be in a position in which your body is flat on the floor, on a bed etc
VS
something that you say or write that you know is untrue
>>61439814
>How do you know if someone is talking about 中国 = China vs 中国 = Chugoku region of japan
we need a context to determine it.
But in most case, people say 中国地方 instead of 中国 when it refers a region of Japan.
>>61439814
Usually we call the latter 中国地方.
I envy him because of many (you)s
>>61439751
We all know that Japanese Prime Minister is just a token head of state.
All the important policies are made and decided by bureaucrats in Japan.
Abe is loved by them for he doesn't have his opinion for anything but constitution change.
中国地方
>>61439858
>>61439932
>>61439963
>>61439989
But let's say I am talking with a friend about sports. He tells me
"I watched the 中国 sports meet last week"
Is there any way to know which one they are talking about without asking for further clarification?
>>61440029
>be バカ外人
>acquire attention from nips
it's like i'm really in japan
>>61440029
I give you one. So stop being jelly.
>>61440144
http://aveneca.com/cbb/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm0R9kIGjbs
オハヨウ!!!!
>>61439577
This. Brexit is on the other end of the earth, it doesn't really have a strong impact on japanese economy.
>>61440109
Again it's almost always 中国地方.
We say just 中国 when we talk about the region along with other regions of Japan.
>>61440109
When he says "中国" instead of saying 中国地方, it mostly means China.
>>61440109
>>61440109
>Is there any way to know which one they are talking about without asking for further clarification?
There is no way, so I think we call China 支那 instead of 中国
I envy him because of many (you)s (Second time)
>>61440392
>netouyo the post
>>61440446
here's one
>>61440109
There is 中国銀行 in Japan. I've heard sometime people from other areas thought "Why is there Chinese bank here?"
>>61440446
Why do you collect You's?
Can you use You's like some webmoney in the world you are living?
>>61440523
>>netouyo the post
you really know about Japan well
>>61440544
the more I get (You), the more my dick is horny
I guess all anons here agree with me
>>61440534
We have Bank of China 中国銀行 in Japan.
It's more common for people in the Kanto region I guess.
>>61440107
中部ゴッソリ削られててワロタ
>>61440334
>>61440351
>>61440392
>>61440534
Ok, thank you.
The reason I am confused is because I read that a certain high school in Japan attended the "69回中国高等学校陸上競技対校選手権大会". Since this school was in Chugoku region I assumed 中国 = Chugoku Region, but it was just written as 中国 so someone who didn't know as much about the situation could assume that this school competed internationally.
>>61440446
I can spare (you) a (you), nihonjin
>>61440649
I totally understand. I even cum on the 7th or 8th You's.
>>61440649
cum on me baby
>>61440735
We don't have much interaction with highschoolers in China anyway.
this is my mentally disabled brother
1 (You) = 1 prayer
>>61440784
I'm still drinking my coffee.
It's too early to talk about cumming with someone pretending to be gay in a far-away country.
>>61440271
Thanks for your input its really appreciated.
>>61440867
His soul is troubled.
I hope joining la Légion étrangère will save it.
Tell me the differences between soul and seoul
ゼリー?
>>61441123
The latter is devoid of the first.
>>61441029
Peru really look out of shape.
I am sure I can run faster a 200m dash than he can run a 100m one.
>>61441130
I am genuinely scared to meet you in real life.
>>61441176
but the latter has many fappable stuff without the former
>>61441271
why? I'm a really nice person
>>61441192
He can't even walk 100m.
He's been hikikomori for a long time.
Maybe he's good at shooting.
He's been playing vidya games a lot.
>>61441271
he is the greatest koreaboo in the world
don't be afraid of him
>>61441271
What do you mean?
>>61441341
1. You seem to speak 6 languages. The number of languages one speaks is inversely proportional to one's sanity.
2. You seem to browse ilbe.com - /b/ of Korea
3. You seem to have a fetish for Korean female footballers and especially for their feet.
4. You post pics of Korean food with unnerving captions.
5. I don't know. I just have a bad feeling about this. It's just a hunch I have. You are a weirdo and my chance of survivability will diminish a little near you. Statistically speaking.
>>61441601
>for their feet
lol
>>61441601
1. I only speak German and English, my Spanish and Korean suck, Japanese is google translate
2. I only go there to insult or troll them. I do browse todayhumor which is quite a normie site though
3. I don't have a foot fetish, that's a different German
4. I only do this because I'm bored. same for the football player pics
5. I'm not a weirdo irl. Please sell me the panties of your mother now and go to a football game with me pls
>>61441601
>1. You seem to speak 6 languages. The number of languages one speaks is inversely proportional to one's sanity.
Is that a intent to justify your laziness?
>>61441601
I totally agree with you.
but
>You seem to speak 6 languages
this means he is a linguistically elite and someone might regard him as a genius person
>>61441932
then how many languages can you speak?
btw you should use "an" instead of "a" in your sentence
>>61442192
Ohhhhhhhh
>>61442192
What about you anon? How many?
Btw, you should've used "you should've used" instead of "you should use" in your sentence.
>>61442402
Not so sure that's necessary as it could be a suggestion for future reference.
>>61442402
>What about you anon? How many?
I can use Japanese and I can write/ read English
Stop being mean to me anyway
I'm doing my best now anyway stop being mean to me
>>61442579
Cute :3
>>61442579
I'm just teasing you, anon. :3
>>61442517
As in when he uses that exactly same sentence again in the future? Kinda strange.
>>61442712
Maybe he meant: try again.
>>61442579
You'd better to understand that it's an annoying thing to see someone pointing out a tiny mistake to another one who was supposed to speak better English than him.
>>61442786
Or maybe he just committed a tiny mistake, like human beings do from time to time.
>>61442823
You guys want to be corrected though, right? Isn't part of the reason you're here to brush up on your English?
I try to write more proper than usual so you guys don't get misguided on the language.
>>61442823
okok I see that was going to be my banter
I know the gaijins ITT overlook my tiny mistakes of my English many times ofc
>>61442192
3 really fluently and some bit of japanese and german
>>61443020
It isn't incorrect if it's meant as an insult rather than helpful advice.
Well lads, I thought I was going on a romantic first vacation with my girlfriend to Japan. Unfortunately, it looks like we will also be going to お葬式
Anyone know any useful phrases? I've heard 「おきのどくです」 in anime before
>>61442823
>You'd better to understand
Do you know what's wrong with this sentence?
>>61443145
What?
>>61443042
Of course I want you to correct my shit English but imagine you do it whenever you find mistakes in posts which are posted by Japanese
I imagine this thread will become a hall of correcting English because we will make many many many many mistakes in every sentences
>>61443334
What do you call a grammar nazi in japanese? 文法の帝国主義者?
>>61443145
Actually it doesn't matter either way. If he said "You should use an "an" in THAT sentence" it would be better than "should've".
Saying "your sentence" makes it sound weird but it works.
>>61443476
文法警察
>>61443334
こんばんは皆さん。
今度の夏休みには京都に行くので、何所をおすすめしてもらえるの?面白い所とか変な所もいい。
>>61443474
This post and the rest are pretty good. I understand everything clearly 99% of the time. I think it's only worth pointing out major mistakes but I only do it when someone asks for help.
>>61443600
好きだ。
考えをはっきり表す。
>mfw I speak 10 languages
Ohayo lads
I regret my posts. now no one wants to meet be my friend anymore
I thought it was funny to create crazy character
but after a while it was too much and now no one believes me that I'm not mental
I know that Peru isn't the same person irl just like cute poster isn't. Cute poster is angry and hates people too irl.
and Peru isn't really that racist and mean, he is just sad that he doesn't have any self esteem and can't get a girlfriend
Maybe it was a mistake to come here and post here every day. I think I'm a normie after all.
Why do I care if some anonymous losers from other countries like me or think I'm crazy irl. I don't know but I do. fuck.
I came here to find some friends because I wanted to go to Japan, but it only made me a bigger loser and I still have no friends
>>61443724
I think we make many mistake especially about the article: a and the
I guess you native English speakers mind it but often overlook it
>>61443618
京都は寺ばっかりだから、もし伝統文化よりも最近の日本が好きなら、どっちかというと大阪の方がおすすめだと思う。
京都から電車で確か30分位で行けるはずだから。詳しいオススメの場所は一度しか行ったこと無いから、全く知らないけど、必ず大阪には行ったほうが良いよ!
>>61444137
Okay I will comfort you
just call me; nijiuramanko
>>61443938
Can you speak Japanese?
>>61441911
Describe yourself briefly.
What do you do?
How old are you?
Are you a normie?
>>61444183
That's completely understandable for Japanese people. Either way it's still usually easy to understand when used incorrectly or not at all but it is an easy way to spot a non-native speaker. Most people don't care though as long as you're coherent.
