Hetalia edition
Previous thread:>>61365886
hi guys
its me
>tfw cute
>>61369830
Hi me
STOP ANIME
>>61369830
Who the fuck are you?
>Canada
>>61369847
I wish he'd do this for real and badly injure himself.
>>61369840
stop
anime?
>>61369840
anime
How do we fix North America, /cum/?
>>61369874
>>61369877
END CARTOONS
>>61369884
stop posting this you dumb frog
>>61369830
why don't u use my png version, cana?
>>61369874
Nips call me mao zeDong if you know what i mean
>>61369884
nuke it all desu
>>61369884
annex the baja penninsula, sell Los angeles off to mexico, conjoin Northern california into Cascadia, and sink florida into the ocean
>>61369899
i like tree
don't bully me okay guys? I'm also sensitive to banter so be extra nice please
>>61369917
"No."
>>61369927
*gives you a swirlie in the bathroom stall*
>>61369917
Retard, he beat you to it. I don't like animu either but just use the thread that was made first you fucking child.
>>61369895
>frog
Install extra flags.
>>61369927
*trips you as you walk past me in the hallway*
Oops, looks like you forgot to pack your bags to fagtown lmao
>>61369884
>tfw the entire Oregon region could've been part of BC
>>61369946
i mean it's all you if you want a thread of nothing but
>>61369923
>>61369899
>>61369877
>>61369874
>>61369839
>>61369837
>>61369830
>>61369955
>Install extra flags.
kys
>>61369884
>Dakota
>Minnesota included
I approve of this
>>61369940
Has anyone here ever actually gotten swirlied?
>>61369927
*turtles your backpack*
>>61369990
Anime!
>>61370005
every fucking time
>>61370005
jesus christ I am going to hell
>>61369884
That fucking Arexicia flag is dope as fuck. I can just imagine the AZ and NM flags fusing in some kind of fiery blast to make that shit.
>>61369847
Yeah, well what cool party trick can YOUR leader do?
>extra flags
>>61369884
Deport illegals and negroids
Right wing death squads
*drinks more than should*
haha good stuff
>>61369847
>the city of canada
>tfw no plain-looking, fertile chubby gf to marry and impregnate and give me lots of children
Whats better /cum/, a 10 hour shift 4 days a week or 8 hours 5 days? I have to decide today
>autistic german is posting in the other thread
holy fuck i hope he stays, getting really sick of that fucking guy
>>61369984
>tfw if we'd done it in ~2010, Cascadia would've been goat
>tfw too many Zhangs and Calishits now
>>61370055
>t.
>>61370033
pulls off a good Steph Curry
>>61370073
8 hours five days
>>61370073
10 hour shift 4 days
long live free fridays
>>61370073
10 hour 4 days
You get an entire extra day to yourself that way stupid
>>61370075
Wonder if he's the same guy who posts about the eternal ANGLO on /pol/.
>>61370073
Both pretty much the same. I'd for the 10 hours, if you have the energy for it. You might end up just spending the whole 3 days resting though
>>61370086
cuck
>>61370073
10 hour shifts are long, just warning you now, sometimes it feels like it's never going to end, but the extra free day though
>>61370028
>>61370073
Do four 10-hour days. After 6 hours the day just sort of blends anyway, and then you get a three day weekend every week.
>>61370094
what thread were you posting in?
My dick is up, post gf
>>61370115
Uncalled for
>>61370073
Tbhfam go with the 10 hour four days. The shifts will suck dickballs, but there's no point in having an extra two hours after you've worked all day unless you only sleep for like 6 hours anyway. That way you'll have three full free days to fuck around
UNIRONIC TRUMP SUPPORTERS:
How do you rationalize this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pFrFid_6DY
>>61370067
Chunky anime girls are proof of gods existence
my torso hair keeps sprouting up in new places
might have full chest and back hair by the time I'm 40
>>61370106
The germans on /pol/ that unironically shitpost about eternal anglo are butthurt natsocs. Asian foot guy is a lefty cuck.
when does shift start? When does it end? Is 10 hours including the breaks? How many and how long are they?
But three free days is best life
wew lads feelin that drank tbqh
>>61370175
Trumps opinions, like many, change over time
Also the republican party is retarded as fuck, trump is reshaping it
>>61370192
Never call me a lefty again you racist
>>61370073
I work 10 hours nigga and I got a literal MADMAN shift, 11 PM to 9 AM. It has drained the life out of me but the weekend is literally the best thing ever, 3 whole days for you and you alone.
>>61370195
In my case I get a 45 minute food break and an additional 30 minute break.
>>61370241
that shift is pretty aids, but might as well do the extra hours, i was gonna say take the 8 hour but if its from 11pm to 7am thats still pretty fucking shit
>>61370241
Holy fuck that must be awful for your sleep schedule
>>61370204
So what you're saying is he's a flip flopper?
what I would give for a comfy rainstorm right about now
>>61370280
https://www.rainymood.com/
>>61370241
WEW nah I'm just 8:00 to 6:00 pm but I think I'll take it, I can probably handle it anyway
>>61370280
Next time don't live in Southern California
>>61370266
Over the course of a decade sure
This last decade has had insane ideological changes
>>61370308
its just not the same
>>61370318
I live a good 300 miles north of Southern California
>>61370266
If your opinions haven't changed over time, especially since so long ago as 2004, I'd say that's just a sign of lack of personal growth.
>>61370315
Dude 8 to 6 lmao
If you don't have a 3 hour commute it's god tier
Just don't end up on the computer until 2 am every day and you're golden
What job is it anyway
>>61370221
Hey you said you had a ""chinese soul."" Fugging gommie :DDD
>>61370264
Ya that's why I'm up right now, I sleep during the day, live at night. It's fine, not like I have any "friends" or a girlfriend or anything so I'm okay with it.
>>61370254
Exactly, I figure it's better this way anyway, I like more days off
>>61370315
Yeah that sounds pretty standard, if someone as lazy as me can do it then you definitely can
>>61370341
>>61370266
Go to bed Ted, nobody cares about Jewish fairytales in politics anymore
t. Catholic
>>61370346
is "the economy does better under democrats" an opinion?
http://www.forbes.com/sites/adamhartung/2012/10/10/want-a-better-economy-history-says-vote-democrat/#665601cd67a1
Keep in mind Forbes leans conservative
Funny how it's one of the only true things he says too
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/03/31/ninety-one-percent-donald-trump-false.html
So again, how do you rationalize this?
>>61370372
Chinese aren't communists
They wuz Qingz
>>61370341
>I live a good 300 miles north of Southern California
DUDE
>>61370341
Oh
>>61370351
just a 15 minute commute. Forensic scientist
>>61370402
not that far north
although its pretty cozy up there
>>61370387
>Trump
>Neocon Republican
>politifact
>fact
Lad I'm not even partisan and that made me cringe
>>61370417
C
H
I
L
L
A
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Just think of all the toes you can succ on the three free days
>>61370441
>POLITIFACT IS A LIBERAL JEWISH PROPAGANDA MACHINE
is this where this is going to go? because you can't have a real reason for thinking politifact isn't accurate
trump just says a lot of dumb, wrong shit my man
>>61370420
Cozy af. Missing having to do road trips through there four times a year.
>>61370464
>is this where this is going to go?
Not even a little bit, media Jews hate Paul Tash, (mostly because he isn't very good at his job with clickbait shit.)
But if you don't see that politifact uses subjective criteria in determining how true various things are (for candidates in both parties) you're blind af nigguh
>>61370464
>transgender girls aren't boys
>true
>>61370562
go through things donald trump has said that they labeled false that you believe are true
i'll wait
how much would someone have to pay you to eat a teaspoon of your poop?
for me i'd say $3k
>>61370660
A teaspoon is pretty small. It's my own poop.
$100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE15isFkeRA
>tfw will never doriftu
>>61370675
yeah you're probably dirty and poor as fuck my man
>>61370675
it's literally poop, dude
>>61370660
>tfw waiting for Filthy Frank to make Shit Cake
>>61370704
It's my own poop.
I might even like it.
Como se dice
>morite gordo forro
en anglias?
>go die you fat _?
>>61370660
I'd say 10 k. It'd have to be enough that I could do something worthwhile, and not just enough to pay the bills for a while.
I'd get a nice engagement ring for my girl and take her on a really nice honeymoon
>>61370605
Havin a cig lad. Moment :3
>>61370699
That aesthetic as fuck speedometer and tachometer on that 86. Do want
>>61370744
do you think your girl would still marry you if she knew you were a shit eater?
>>61369837
Any sauce? Google/iqdb came up empty.
>>61370760
I've told her that I once pissed on my finger and licked it, and she freaked out a bit but didn't break up or anything. I think she'd be cool with it, she might even think it was sweet if I told her what I planned to do with the money
>usually dont turn on the AC and the place stays at a comfy 78 degrees
>roommate turned on the AC to 72
>currently getting frostbite
why do people live in cold places?
>>61370791
>buys engagement ring with money
>it is forever known as the shit eating ring
>>61370728
Pretty sure that would violate some of google's decency rules
>>61370803
no bugs
cold smells good
scares away non whites
>>61370815
just proves I'd do anything for her
>>61370803
In cold weather you can always put on another layer of clothes and crank the furnace. Heat you just cannot escape. You can crank the AC full blast and sit there literally naked yet still be uncomfortable.
Fuck heat.
Real stoner hours who the f up
>>61370844
This. Stupid San Diego Gas & Electric ass-raping everyone with their bullshit electric rates. I'd love to have 72 during the day.
ok well how much would you guys need to be paid to eat another guys poop? 1 teaspoon (heaping)
>>61370822
It would probably violate some obscenity laws considering 2 Girls 1 Cup was rendered obscene also.
>>61370903
Obscenity laws? What the fuck I thought this was Amerca
>>61370888
I have a question for you (and anyone else who wants to respond)
how much would you need to be paid to suck a penis. Hypothetically lets say its one that looks like yours
What does your city look like, /cum/?
>tfw long
>>61370699
I tried to drift once and unironically crashed. Learned some very important lessons, first of all cars are expensive and I found out the hard way, even shit boxes cost over 1k, next drifting is not very easy, waay too much steering and hand braking and shifting and you get lost easily, of course the next thing is listening to supereuro beat while driving is incredibly dangerous, and lastly I am not dagumi.
TOMOKO
>>61371009
>>61370975
Victoria looks weird because
>ocean
>mountains
>farm land
City is a bit of a diaster. Prices for the places on the left are reasonable, but it takes an hour during rush hour to go 20 km.
>>61371025
>>61371026
>an hour during rush hour to go 20 km.
Ever been to LA?
I read today that the whole reason J-roc and Lucy quit TPB was because of the domestic battery thing
Now I'm kinda hoping they do kill the show, although I hope if he's found not guilty (didn't really read up on the details of the charge) then they all stick together for one final season with Julian vs Cyrus.
Frankly I think it was a perfect ending for a show like this.
>>61370933
maybe like 10k
who wants to wank my willy?
>>61371045
LA is a city of 10 million people. Victoria is 350,000. Many of those are old people who stay inside all day too.
And I did. Some black lady yelled at me at a gas station, but the mexican security guards saved my ass from her boyfriend.
>>61370605
Aight, the first one (his statements on black-white violence) is hardly pants on fire, it's 50-50 true/false, and since the source material is literally an ebin /pol/ infograph, it isn't bad.
The refugees one is true, Republicans control 20% more states than Dems, yet have received 50% more total than Dem-led states. His reasoning was indeed shit though, (even if Obama probably did try to do something similar.)
On taxes, he's again half right, he just fudged the wording. He was talking about our wealthy people, and they are indeed among the highest taxed in the world (not in personal income, but in capital gains etc.)
It's true that the Mexican government isn't 'actively sending people' but it is true that they are actively tied to the cartels ane make very little effort to stop cartels, or anyone from going to the US. Also, pic related for being 'unbiased'
The Christians in Syria likely alludes to the Christians that got btfo by mudshits for being Christian before we had our #refugeeswelcome border policy, but yes, his statement was bullshit.
Overall, he's 50/50, far better than Clinton, and only notably worse than Johnson, who hasn't said Jack shit, even in his website
Sorry took so long, on phone mane
>>61371085
Ok. How much would you need to let a man suck you off
>>61370933
Your mom does it for free lol
>>61371066
TPB pays nothing to everyone other than the main 3 characters, especially now they're the producers.
Johnathan Torrens is working on other stuff, that pays a lot more (Mr. D). Lucy quit the show earlier to go work as a teacher. Making 60k a year in salary is better than being a Canadian b-list actor.
Show should have ended 11 years ago.
>>61371159
-$100
is this Euro's hate Hershey's thing true?
First Ive ever heard of it
>>61371201
wait
so YOU would pay 100 dollars for a man to suck you off
argentina lol
why the fuck are you still up and what are you listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNUvEJdBllU
>>61371066
the charges against mike smith were dropped months ago
>>61371227
didn't say what they look like
pic related is a man
>>61371267
gross
>>61371256
coontunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucvta7xDo_4
>>61371178
so does your gf
in fact, post her
>>61371256
shamir of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp9GgdCgMXk&ab_channel=Shamir326
>>61371267
>pic related is a man
Wow, I could barely tell.
>>61371256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAc_OFHxk4
>>61371256
music for faggots
t. faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2f6UbMnlq4
>>61370933
I'd do it for fifty bucks.
>>61371256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av3TuoS-pI8
>>61371261
Maybe they should just do a final movie then, because Cyrus did swear revenge on Julian that he has yet to enact at the end of season 9, and of course everyone would like to see Julian return to the park
J-Roc and Lucy don't even gotta be in it
>mucc-dejavu
Hope you're all ready for Clinton to become president ahahahahahaha
love, /brit/
>>61371256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cutP0pMWBLo
>>61371119
Sounds pretty typical for your first time there.
>>61371605
>>61371586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUvpMhw5ALw
>>61371605
No reeee
Who gots beef with a NIGGAZ
I've been trying to solve a rubik's cube for the past 3 hours
>>61371651
>>61371657
t-t-that looks scary ameri-chan
>>61371694
>1 KB
>>61371256
i'm up because it's daytime friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHdXH7JEoU
>>61370933
$0 if it's attached to a cute 2D trap. A lot more than $0 if not.
>>61371724
>>61371724
>>61371764
>>61371753
>>61371657
will never be as cool and meme as maximum the hormone tbqhwyfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwT5JlH8gM
>anime
>>61371788
>image search
>"cartoon"
REEEE WHY DID GOOGLE BREAK THE IMAGE SEARCH SYSTEM
>>61371782
>>61371837
Wagatsuma-san wa Ore no Yome
>>61371837
I noticed that, it's been utter shit. Doesn't give any proper sauce for anything anymore
>>61371844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjxPRd70vUA
>white "people"
>>61371975
the only good death metal band i like is dethklok tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_MhrAVQTA
we /dead/ now?
early today?
what is /cum/ doing? i am studying!
>>61372091
/cum/ is dead
g-g-go home *sniff*
>>61372091
Sleeping
>>61372113
hi mexidad :D
>>61372133
anon, i told you to go to sleep already!
why was marcos so based
>>61372091
reading mangas init
>>61372113
/cum/ isn't dead so long as there is at least one american, canadian, or mexican posting from somewhere in the world!
>>61372124
goodnight friend
>>61371154
Most of your reasoning here is either a) "that's not what he really meant" or b) misunderstanding the findings
>Overall, he's 50/50, far better than Clinton
and yet clinton is hilariously the most honest one in the face regarding what she says
dark days
>Oklahoma
wew
>>61372373
more like oklahomo
>>61372373
wait is this surprising to you or something? never read about the trail of tears?
>ywn live in ohio
Texit when?
>>61372729
literally never
>>61372629
literally just move there retard there's nothing there and it's cheap
>>61372629
thank you christ
looks like heaven
*yawns*
Going to sleep
Good night lads...
>91% humidity
yea i'll definitely be able to sleep like this
>>61372958
You'll need a fan, or any kind of ac.
We had shit like this and the only way you can survive this is sleeping without blacked, in underpants and a fan on full power.
>>61372958
You need an air conditioner plus a separate dehumidifier. Preferably one with a tube you can have drain into a sink or something, else you'll be emptying it every couple hours or so.
>>61372958
Just sleep lmao
Are you fat or something
>>61372958
If I sleep without a.c. I wake up every morning with the bed soaking wet and my pillow too. Gf washes pillow literally every other day bc it smells so bad.
How many whites post here?
I think most Canadians are Asians and 70% of the Americans are first generation immigrants or non-whites.
>>61374052
My great grandma was from Germany or so I've been told. Her name was Willimenia.
>>61374372
Do you know which part of the country she came from?
>>61374052
I'm white, I've had family here since at least the 1800s. You could be a turk for all I know.
>>61374431
No clue desu
Do you have some kind of census records I can query?
>>61374052
h-half white!
>>61374052
I AM 100% WHITE, NEVER DOUBT MY WHITENESS EVER AGAIN OR I WILL REPORT YOU FOR HARRASMENT
>>61374713
I don't really know if we have something that would be as helpfull as for example her birth certificate.
>>61374923
butthurt
>>61374372
Bet she was Silesian
You're a Polack
>>61375435
My ancestors came from somewhere in Lower Saxony or possibly Rhine I just know it was northwest
Is that a good thing or were they shit
Pretty sure it was Lower Saxony
>>61374052
I think I'm white, I don't know.
>>61375695
>Quebec
Je suis triggered.
>mvq j'ai apprendé française longtemps mais j'ai deja oublié tout
>>61375435
I am not a filthy pole.
>>61375695
So are you a Montreal Anglo or what.
>>61376182
DDO Anglo, yeah.
Make Germany great again
>>61374052
Anglo Saxon here
Hey Canadian anon from the thread that just got deleted, if you're here, can you link me to the fan review? I'm a little curious.
what a dead thread
>>61377360
It's 4-8AM, we're all either sleeping or at work
>>61377411
Or don't know what to shitpost about
HOLD THE PHONE
>>61377411
Fucking normies
>>61379279
I'm listening to mexican radio over the internet right now. I can't understand shit.
__ _____ ____?
>>61379798
I will be up at those times when I'm back in America. I'll be NEET more or less until I come back here and I don't want to see my my family so it works out pretty well.
Life is so much better when you admit you don't need friends.
Let go
>>61381932
>implying we aren't quasi-friends
>spent the past 9 hours at work trying not to just die because I was sick
maybe that ben an jerries was a mistake /cum/bois
i'm going to bed and putting earplugs in and sleeping till im dead
oh and then at the end of the shift a grill asked why i never smile and am always so serious
fml
>>61382040
Please rest well, Canaちゃん. Don't die!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5LSWftK2Zo
I went to Taiwanese Akihabara today and saw a Ghibli exhibition.
>>61382273
Nausicäa is my favorite
Any CUTE feet?
>>61369781
What do you think of Spic murder?
>>61382846
>Any CUTE feet?
You know there were, bud. I like it when girls wear socks with sandals. It's like my yoga pants.
>>61382953
What will you return to TW for?
Marriage and greencard?
Living that English teacher life?
How's your level of mandarin
>>61383536
Spot on. Mandarin level is pretty bad but I can communicate enough to live here. I will keep studying while I am in America, or at least I plan to. TW is pretty English friendly however so a mastery of Mandarin isn't really needed. I would like to master it tho so I'm going to try not getting complacent, but so many foreigners here do and my willpower isn't very strong.
>>61383830
Start using it with your girlfriendo then maybe
I'm gonna start classes in September, hoping to start a year at Uni in Taiwan in '18.
Let's creep on some cute feet then when I'm there
>>61383946
Yeah dude we can. What unis are you looking at?
>>61379822
Which one?
>>61384062
Not sure yet, maybe NTU? Seems to be the best
A whole year of mandarin classes there is only 155k
>>61384104
NTU is supposed to have a really great program based on the people I have known who studied there.
Good morning!
sup
what's gucci, my niggas?
>>61386326
don't even know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLBB-TMa84
>>61369884
si!i!i!i
dame las californias!
