Cara edition
Cara
*walks into /brit/ thread*
*sees you*
*immediately turns 360 degrees and walks out*
normies belong in a bin
tfw you want an independent scotland that is OUT of the EU.
I never get my way desu
Worst PM ever?
M-maisie
>>61325406
>bin
>britain in
knew it
WHY IS SHE NAKED SHES MINE SHES MINE SHES MINE
FUCKING WHORE
>we can just ignore the referendum.
Ah yes. And what do you think a full in armed rebellion will do to our economy?
my house
can anything bring him down?
cara 2bh lads
>>61325433
i'm sure spoon still don't count as weapons yet
>>61325433
>armed rebellion
This is Britain mate
>>61325433
Armed with what? Bicycle tires?
>>61325452
this 2bh
>>61325433
ahh yes, lads ready the butter knives
>>61325433
Media and online will be filled with celebration if the referendum is ignored
Old people are too tired for an armed rebellion, they'll just go and watch Eastenders instead
>>61325433
>britain
>armed
kek
>>61325420
>i'll take a referendum pls senpai
>sure, we'e doing an offer at the moment 3 for 2
>>61325402
We're all old hands here chap.
It's the beauty of /int/
>>61325449
He is going to go full Castro soon.
Anime
cara has a willy
>>61325433
Could you imagine if we just said
>lol actually we want too stay
It's too late, too many things have been set in motion.
strongly considering having a wank while making eye contact with a picture of are nige tbf
wonder where thailad is, got an important question to ask him
>The """United""" Kingdom
So /pol/ is using bots to sign the petition for another referendum.
Since when did pol become filled with leftists?
>>61325515
Probably off doing some noncing
>>61325515
The answer is yes, he is a nonce.
cara
>chavs figure out how to vote
>chavs ruin britain
mandatory IQ checks when
wish i was a chubby lezzer who could scissor with ruth davidson
>>61325531
>pol become filled with leftists?
it's called reddit mate
>>61325531
Being a Nazi is a meme mate, nobody actually thinks what they say on /pol/
Tony Blair hasn't explicitly ruled out another referendum.
Hammond said this
The foreign secretary is asked by Robert Peston on ITV if he would back Boris Johnson for Conservative party leader given he would likely not accept full access to the single market if it meant also accepting free movement of EU citizens into the UK.
"I want to see who all the candidates are" and how they would resolve this key issue, Mr Hammond responds.
He adds that "key Leave campaigners made contradictory promises to the British people" and will have to explain how they will resolve that.
"How that trade off is made is the key question now for the future prosperity of this country."
>>61325548
this 2bh lads
>mfw /brit/ got memed the fuck out
Haha... r-remember the good old days?
England won the toss
You cunts realise that if they ignore the vote half of the army would rebel?
That's what I mean by armed rebellion
I bet 80% of the military voted to leave.
need a girl to kiss my william
>>61325344
Unnerving lack of body hair
Like she's a mannequin o something
Honestly we should just bring back Tony Blair
Best thing to happen to this country
>>61325449
>>61325487
If Corbyn wasn't a commie and a cuck for brown dick, he'd actually be a pretty good PM.
Who /drinkingearly/ here?
>>61325599
Those were the days
Really hope we don't invoke article 50, that way I'll still be able to whinge about the EU
>>61325559
it'll be a simple norway settlement that will still lead to loads of gypos coming here but bojo will just pull his troll face and say 'well we are already out the EU ' then he'll forget about it and proceed with the bene cuts and dismantling public institutions
>>61325581
>the army would rebel
>>61325581
No they wouldnt
>>61325578
i'm not turning my head for this
>>61325604
I wish we had a conservative version of him. Instead we just have Thatcherites and Centrists.
>>61325569
You're one of us though.
You have been for a few years.
Weekenders are not /brit/
>>61325614
Best bet now is to cut the cord and hope everything falls apart. That way when EU2: Electric Boogaloo comes around we'll look like geniuses who saw it coming and the headquarters will be in Manchester or Cardiff instead
Other countries would also send us weapons to fight the government.
It would make our government middle east dictator teir to ignore the referendum and look what happens to them the whole world rises up against them and the rebels get sent military aid.
>>61325627
Why not run for political office yourself?
>>61325449
Nope, he has a huge mandate. For some reason Britain has decided it hates democracy.
>>61325610
Last day in the UK Pavel
>>61325633
Except I never fell for the Farage meme
Or the Brexit meme
>>61325581
this isn't iraq
>>61325581
No they wouldn't you sponge
>all the blairites have left Corbyn's cabinet
Did Brexit bring the labour party back?
Decided I'm not drinking any more lads
Not drinking any less either though ;) haha
Time to make a risotto
>>61325359
Would quite like to see her nude 2bh family unit
>>61325654
No we wouldn't you stupid fucking gump anybody who would even consider helping you is going to be pro-EU as well
What sort of dipshit fantasy world are you living in lmao, why have Brits gotten so stupid lately
cara actually has a willy
i know because i've seen it
>>61325668
Doesn't mean we don't love you.
>wake up on Sunday
>we've still left the EU
dreams do come true
>>61325465
literally this
>>61325687
did you suck it
>Welsh town showered with EU cash votes to leave EU
ahh yes the lower classes...
is it true that cara only dates black men? i think i read it in an article on bbc
>PM resigns
>Labour falls apart
>biggest vote leave promise exposed as a bold face lie within a few hours of the referendum
>Boris fucking Johnson will be the new PM
wew lad
>>61325622
>the army who are loyal only to the queen and are sworn to protect the british people not parliament wouldn't rebel
??????
Our military literally has zero loyalty to parliament. The leader of the British military is the queen. The queen has simply allowed parliament to run the military for her.
>>61325515
>>61325697
Reminder that we haven't left yet.
>>61325656
Too young. People would never vote for someone with low life experience. I also live in a Labour safe seat and while I have some leftwing economic views it would be near impossible to ever win. I would also have to be selected as a candidate by a party and there are probably plenty of others who they would pick over me since I tend not to stay a member of a party very long.
>>61325565
literally this lads
>>61325656
I peed my pants in school so nobody would vote for me
>>61325717
I voted for Boris for mayor
He got rid of the bendy buses
>>61325717
>bold face lie
>money saved could go to the NHS
>can you guarantee that
>no
>there's a small chance the conservatives will nominate a paki
>>61325706
Welsh underclass towns are filled with inbred retards. Pretty sure most people with a brain live in Cardiff with a smattering elsewhere.
>>61325700
that
>>61325725
have you ever had a ripstart?
bart
>>61325681
haha waheyy
>>61325737
the bendy buses were great you fucking idiot
>>61325749
She is hot desu, if we are talking about the same one.
>>61325717
when will the queen step in to calm everything down.
absolute monarchy when
corbyn vs HM
>>61325707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeQLO43a2Y
>>61325717
wweew
>>61325749
I wonder how all the old people who voted leave because they don't like brown people would feel about that.
>>61325728
that
>>61325706
I'm sure the government will use all the money we save every day on filling the gaps where EU funding used to be :) x
>>61325723
Monarchy and state go together you absolute melt
>>61325760
Na, they weren't safe you could get mugged at the back and nobody would know
>>61325753
>rip start. A sexual pleasure , that involves yourself , a beautiful Indonesian lady's hands and some anal beads , the act of wrapping anal beads ...
no u?
>>61325723
the military obey to their orders and are here to earn money
they aren't knight in shining armor
they are actual people and trained to execute order and not to think for themselves
legion and some army paratrooper did rebel and tried to assassinate de gaulle when that algeria thing happened but that was something else entirely
>>61325686
So you're saying that if the british government became tyrannical dictators there wouldn't we support for their removal?
Top lel. Would have thought a yank of all people would understand fighting tyranny
>>61325770
Reminder we haven't even left yet.
>>61325344
>>61325359
>>61325452
Why do you people love her so much? She look like a crack whore with too much makeup
>>61325762
no she's fucking not you blind pleb
5 top ten issues facing the western world
>1. Global warming.
>2. Bacteria becoming immune to anti-biotics.
>3. Refugee crisis
>4. Radical islam
>5. Cultural marxism and white genocide
Thoughts?
>>61325760
'no'
>>61325749
patel will back boris
javid has no chance
![gettyimages-489441866[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/STn1Zix.jpg "gettyimages-489441866[1].jpg")
would let cara work over my balls while annie throats me
>withdraw perfectly fine bendy buses
>waste taxpayer millions on prestige project buses that are unsellable everywhere else than London
hmm
>>61325768
Jezza would murk the queen
>>61325810
replace islam with bankers and it's spot on
>>61325801
post fucking machines
>>61325798
You don't have a very good idea of what tyranny is if you think this is something we'd be backing you on
If a war were to ever break out I'd love to be first in line to start shooting Brits
>>61325834
>>61325810
good list
not sure i agree with number 8 tho
>>61325821
Cara looks like she has a fivehead here.
>>61325791
>get mugged
don't get the bus through hackney then
>>61325821
She is such a gormless twat
>>61325826
like he's murked the labour party?
>>61325810
>cultural marxism
nice buzzphrase
>>61325676
>sponge
don't use this word negatively
>>61325826
socialist republic when
>>61325810
Replace bacteria with cis white males and you're nearly there
>>61325821
this 2bh lads
>>61325810
>no brexit
Shit list
>>61325789
The quwen would disolve the state.
Remember she's anti eu
You people realise that this kind of potential event is why our country is structured the way it is right? It's why we are a constitutional monarchy not a republic. It's a sage guard against exactly this.
>>61325849
a jew would argue the opposite that we have to blame muslims and let the money men go
>>61325872
literally this lads
>>61325801
post someone u like lad
>>61325793
https://youtu.be/DIX4n7JyGn8?t=3m20s
PM, thoughts?
>>61325856
What an ugly woman.
>>61325810
>1. Cultural marxism and white genocide
>2. Bacteria becoming immune to anti-biotics.
>3. Refugee crisis
>4. Germany
>5. Radical islam
>>61325853
But I live in hackney...
>>61325889
>queen will dissolve the government
Only if they refuse to trigger Article 50. Whether she's anti-EU or not, she's pro-people and won't ignore the referendum since it'd cost the monarchy it's existence
>>61325874
>some irrelevant has been """"nation"""" left the circle of halfwits
I don't think anyone off that miserable, grey island gives a damn, my dear.
>>61325889
>he actually believes the queen would get involved in anything that doesn't involve hand waving and horse racing
wew lad
>>61325821
would clone annie and groom her from birth to wipe my ass with her tongue when i'm old
>>61325856
can that bird rule our country? She seems to smile a lot
>>61325896
that
>>61325843
>bad goy don't you realise all votes against globalism will be ignored and prevented by US troops
>>61325927
If there was ever a time for the monarchy to act this would be it.
>>61325799
What's your point faggot?
lol we're out son. Freedom.
>>61325889
>remember she's anti eu
Unconfirmed
>>61325932
Her English is poor at best, so probably not.
>people mocking my gimmik
bit rude
>>61325953
but it has no power?
>>61325953
Not while the queen is alive
>>61325955
>faggot
fuck off yank
>Gibraltar gets a vote
>The Falklands don't
????
>wake up one day in Autumn
>turn on the 'chon
>Nicky Morgan appointed PM
How do you react?
>>61325955
economic implications of out won't hit until we're out clearly.
>>61325960
laughed at this post
>>61325976
It has power on paper, the crown just never makes use of it.
>>61325922
That's exactly what I'm arguing. If the referendum I'd ignored the queen will disolve parliament and there's the potential for civil war.
The monarchy I'd a safeguard against exactly this
>>61325983
Falklands isn't in Europe is it you hysterical little runt
>>61325983
Falklands aren't in Europe. Both are self-governing except for defence and foreign policy, they don't qualify as part of the UK under any definition except our own internal one.
>>61325974
Get a better gimmick. Like my gimmick is I'm the kiwi poster that everyone likes.
>>61325987
Literally who?
>>61325953
And it still wouldn't happen
>>61325987
>implying it won't be Terry V
>>61326012
>Get a better gimmick
nah
business idea: australia but somehow less relevant still
>>61326006
>falklands not in EU
>french iguana is
???
>>61325810
Replace 4 with Kuffar infidels and you're spot on.
>>61326034
She looks nice
>>61325463
kek'd.
>>>/his/1334525
did a cheeky /his/ thread x
>>61326017
Secretary for womyns fee-fees
>>61325904
Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher
>>61326034
obviously a smoker
>>61325449
'top team'
fucking hell BBC
>>61326049
French colonies are officially part of France.
>>61326084
what are you on about
>>61325979
You fuck off, weekender. You think you know /brit/? Follow your favourite sub rebbit. Begone from here.
>>61326049
France treats their overseas territories as being literally part of the French mainland.
We treat them as separate entities.
There doesn't need to be a war all the queen needs to say is parliament should step down. All the military are loyal to the queen and swear an oath.
Can you imagine how upset lefty students would be lel.
business idea: use poo as fuel for nuclear reactors
>>61326112
>tfw no military coup
>>61326091
>>61326107
so if british aren't officially part of britain why did our referendum count as theirs? they would need to make their own referendum.
check m8
@61326105
Don't reply to me you hideous yank weevil. I'll be confiscating your (You), too.
>>61326047
preparing for the armed resistance in the UK lads
mam has got the fine silver out and i am wielding a silver butter knife - to spread out the brexiters!
>>61326112
she would call an election and lefty cucks would win if they mobilise against an unjust ruling from HM.
that's when comrade corbyn seizes power
>>61326125
UK is responsible for their defence and foreign policy.
EU membership is foreign policy
>>61326125
Oh wow you've cracked the code
The Gibraltan vote is a sham!
Tickling Gideon Osbourne's feet right now
this gook turns around and stops you in your tracks
>you did vote to leave the eu didn't you anon?
>>61326012
>I'm the kiwi poster that everyone likes.
are these people exiters or remainers?
>>61326138
W E W
E
W
>>61326049
>no one finding a problem in reading 'french iguana'
lmao tbpf
it's like you guys know our secret
https://acrimonie.com/a/res/40488.html
I'm surprised that there hasn't been some kind of threat from a high ranking general with tenure yet.
They're always saying shit normally.
just discovered that argentina is, in fact, not white
how do I deal with this sinking feeling?
imaginary online gf just msn'd me this
>>61326204
Their white and not covered in tattoos and piercings, so brexiters.
what's for brekkie?
new vatican shadow is a bit of a romper stomper lads
*does you one in*
>>61326205
>she will never have my children and I'll never play with those glorious brown mother nips
>>61326210
What the hell is this
It's like the internet but in French
>>61326212
EU isn't military though so it doesn't affect them
Generals would lose their nut if we talked about leaving nato
>far right currently protesting outside parliament demanding immigrants be deported after brexit
It's happening lads
>>61326187
Pump her full right there, desu
> cold out
> hard nipples
> mfw going for a walk and my shirt keeps rubbing against them
squaddies are probably brexiters anyway
>>61326302
proofs???
>>61326212
they're happy, no need to say anything.
>>61326231
no banter pls
i was thinking brexiters because of their t-shirts but i am seeing a sad Tumblrina in the middle so that got me unsure
>>61326187
chink with blonde hair is still a chink.
>>61326282
french and english are the same language when your third eye is open lad
>>61326310
Snake a cute.
>>61325810
6. roach infestation lads
>>61326252
the price he's charging for the special edition cassette is a bit ridic
The country is in fucking meltdown.
This is mental. I want off this wild ride.
This is something I usually read about on reddit and think 'wow, they're fucked' about some third world nation.
>>61326352
> when you fart so much that your entire room stinks and someone walks in and is covered in your scent
mmmmm, i have marked my territory
YOU KILLED BIG DAVE
>>61326345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU
>>61326204
>strongerin.co.uk
>>61326374
>>61326204
literally the t shirt to wear if you're having sex as a micropenis owner
>>61326341
their tshirts have remain websites on em though
>>61326367
hospital merch is always expensive, like that skin crime box for about 250-odd
madness
just glad hospital stuff is getting digital releases now tbqf
>>61325344
We need to make the UK miserable enough that Cara comes to us as an economic migrant.
Haha Dave has to spend the next 3 years being a loser MP doing nothing
>>61326223
Sink the Belgrano.
>article 50 not invoked yet
>>61326378
Old /pol/ queen. Blind and white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQDx9G7YvfU
>>61326444
>>61326429
yeah but that was a box set at least, this is just a single standard length tape release with some fancy insert or something
doesnt matter to me cos I don't buy the stuff but still
>>61326438
sit back and watch boris struggling sound pretty fun desu
>Just doing some analysis that suggests if same % of young had voted as over 65s we would still be in EU...
just fuck my own future up
>Boris Johnson getting booed as he leaves his house
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466394438529.webm
What the fuck is wrong with these fascists?
>>61326451
good post
>the people have spoken
>>61326479
are you that new zealander everyone likes?
because i don't
not anymore
frexit when?
>invoke article 50
>>61326475
"special edition" means he can charge more for it which is pretty cuntish but if it's a tossup between paying a large price label direct or paying an even larger price to some flipper scum on discogs i'd take the former
>>61326478
of course remain would have won. it was tipped to win by everyone. it was sheer laziness and arrogance that people didn't go out and vote. they clearly don't have much on either, since they're the cunts out boris's house screaming at him
>>61325589
Are you French by any chance?
>>61326425
http://korean-penis.blogspot.com/2013/01/english.html
pauvre puceau frustré qui se console en ridiculisant les asiatiques dans sa tête
>>61326512
Frogs don't count as people.
>>61326373
fiendish
>>61326533
No, I was born there but I'm British
>Tom Watson posting instagram pics from Glasto with a can of cidar in his hand while Corbyn faces a coup
cec
>article 50
>>61326518
Unless Le Penn gets into office, they're never holding a referendum. At least Dave had honour.
>Tfw qualify as an Irish citizen by the skin of my teeth because my mum was born in NI and took a British passport, but for some reason this still means she classes as Irish citizen and so do I
Based
>>61326369
Kek so true
We just need to forget about the whole thing. We've blown off some steam now but we need to think rationally and just forget about article 50
>>61326491
You remember
Need a Korean gf
>>61326546
I suppose that can explain your preference for hirsute women
when you lads have a bacon butty do you cut the bread in half or do you keep it whole like A4 bread?
